Dear GeneralSpoon,
You are Bentley.
You have no hair and a mild nature.
The Band of Thieves would be lost without your genius. You are a genius in a wide variety of topics, from engineering to technical to explosives to video games. Yes, you are a true nerd at heart, but in reality Sly and Murray require your nerdiness in order to succeed in heists. As such, you are an important member in the Band of Thieves.
Due to your massive IQ score, you require little to no effort to research the proper techniques in getting around your foes when they surround you. As such, you carry a crossbow with special darts that paralyzes your targets which you shoot by sending Acklow and Walrein a PM labelled, “Night X - For my dart is the dart that will pierce USER.” USER will instantly be put to sleep by your dart and will be unable to speak the following day.
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You are a member of the Band of Thieves. You win if the Band of Thieves assemble all <snip>.