Dear Quagsires,
You are Bill Gates.
You have brown hair and a serious nature.
At one point in time, you were the richest man in the world. Some Mexican business tycoon is richer than you now, but you still retain fame because of your past fortune. Owner of Microsoft, you are automatically considered one of the Rich and Famous.
Microsoft, once your greatest handiwork, has become overshadowed by companies like Google and Apple, sadly. Secretly, you plan on following Samsung’s footsteps by making clones and fake copies of other big products (don’t tell anyone!!!). Thus, at night, you can PM Acklow and Walrein, “Night X - Manufacture an item.” In the body of your PM, you can describe an item which you desire to create. You may include any kind of flavor to go along with it. The item will do nothing at all, and nobody except you know this.
You are holding a (finger quote) Tractor Beam. (finger quote). <snip>
You are a member of the Rich and Famous. You win if you arrest all living criminals.