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Critical hits

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by Rocket Snake, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. Rocket Snake

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    I've been wondering this for a while...

    What exactly would a critical hit be in the real world? Why does it do more damage? Are normal attacks only flesh wounds, and the critical hits hit something vital? Then what about moves like Thunderbolt and Ice Beam, which would strike the entire body at once?
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    New theory why Critical hits happen 1/16 of the time:

    Average genitalia size is 1/16 of the size of the body.

    Moves that have a higher critical hit ratio hit that region more often. And Honchkrow and Absol just prefer to hit there inherently.
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    speak for yourself

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    dm how does it feel to be a midget
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    no a critical hit is when the energy of the damage is twice that it should be due to quantum fluctuations

    planck's constant is really fucking large in the pokemon world
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    I said 'average'.
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    you need to spend your time thinking about something else mate

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