Completed danmantincan vs. Nightmare Jigglypuff! The rap battle of the century!

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danmantincan:

Tormod
HP: 34
EN: 39
Spe: 83
Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
Status ailments: Taunt (3 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Nightmare Jigglypuff:

Frederick
HP: 11
EN: 43
Spe: 60
Abilities: Torrent, Damp
Status ailments: Burn
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None​


Round 6: Go Go Torrent Waterfall!

...Except it never happened, because Tormod KO'd Freddie with Psychic.

Order: Magmortar, Swampert

Action 1
Tormod used Psychic!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9827 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 13 damage
-Energy Cost: 5 + (4 / 2) = 7 EN
Frederick fainted!
Numbers:
-Magmortar: -7 EN
-Swampert: -11 HP

danmantincan:

Tormod
HP: 34
EN: 32
Spe: 83
Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
Status ailments: Taunt (2 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Nightmare Jigglypuff:

Frederick
HP: KO
EN: 43
Spe: 60
Abilities: Torrent, Damp
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None​

danmantincan:


Nolan
HP: 43
EN: 30
Spe: 55
Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON)
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None


You're up, Jiggs. Let's see that Metagross!
 
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danmantincan:

Tormod
HP: 34
EN: 32
Spe: 83
Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
Status ailments: Taunt (2 actions)
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Nightmare Jigglypuff:

Onion_Bubs
HP: 100
EN: 100
Spe: 60
Abilities: Clear Body
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
Other: None​


Round 7: Need to go out for a bit, don't look for me. -Wanderer

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT WORTHLESS MEATBAG [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI. THE METAL SPECIMEN LEVITATES ON ELECTROMAGNETISM.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN ENGULFS THE METAL SPECIMEN IN HOT SMOKE. THE METAL SPECIMEN RETALIATES WITH A BALL OF DARKNESS.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI AGAIN. THE METAL SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS HIM.

*Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena, the wanderer is drowning his sorrows. Hard.*

Order: Magmortar, Metagross

Action 1
Tormod used Fire Blast!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 5787 = Hit
-Crit chance: 3160 = NOEP.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage!
-Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 870 = Burn
Onion_Bubs used Magnet Rise!
Onion_Bubs levitated on electromagnetism! (6 actions)
Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross)
Numbers:
-Magmortar: -7 EN
-Metagross: -29(!) HP, -6 EN

Action 2
Tormod used Lava Plume!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7472 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NPOE.
Onion_Bubs used Shadow Ball!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 8928 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 6 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 8179 = no
Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross)
Numbers:
-Magmortar: -9.5 HP, -5 EN
-Metagross: -23(!) HP, -6 EN

Action 3
Tormod used Fire Blast!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500) = Hit
-Crit chance: 9549 = no
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage!
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = No
Onion_Bubs used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 3057 = Hit
-Crit chance: 864 = no
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = no
Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross)
Numbers:
-Magmortar: -12.5 HP, -7 EN
-Metagross: -29(!) HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Magmortar: -22 HP, -19 EN
-Metagross: -81 HP, -17 EN

danmantincan:

Tormod
HP: 12
EN: 13
Spe: 83
Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Nightmare Jigglypuff:

Onion_Bubs
HP: 19
EN: 83
Spe: 60
Abilities: Clear Body
Status ailments: Burn
Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
Other: None​

danmantincan:


Nolan
HP: 43
EN: 30
Spe: 55
Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON)
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None


DANMANTINCAN. IT IS YOUR TURN.​
 
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danmantincan:

Tormod
HP: 12
EN: 13
Spe: 83
Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Nightmare Jigglypuff:

Onion_Bubs
HP: 19
EN: 83
Spe: 60
Abilities: Clear Body
Status ailments: Burn
Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
Other: None​


ROUND 8: THE MAGMA SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE METAL SPECIMEN

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT FLESHLING WRETCH [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES.

THE MAGMA SPECIMEN SHOOTS FIRE AT THE METAL SPECIMEN.

THE METAL SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED.

DANMANTINCAN IS VICTORIOUS.

END PROGRAM.

*Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena...*


"Boss, I know it sucks, but shouldn't we get back to the are-"


"Shaddup, Reekuh!" *snivel* "She wash my evruhthing, dammit! My EVRUHTHING!" *hic*

Order: Magmortar, Metagross

Action 1
Tormod used Flamethrower!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1937 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
Onion_Bubs fainted!
Numbers:
-Magmortar: -6 EN
-Metagross: -19 HP

danmantincan:

Tormod
HP: 12
EN: 7
Spe: 83
Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

VS.

Nightmare Jigglypuff:

Onion_Bubs
HP: KO
EN: 83
Spe: 60
Abilities: Clear Body
Status ailments: Faint
Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
Other: None​

danmantincan:


Nolan
HP: 43
EN: 30
Spe: 55
Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON)
Status ailments: None
Buffs/debuffs: None
Other: None

Prizes
danmantincan:
2 CC
Magmortar: 3 MC and 3(!) KOC
Darmanitan: 3 MC
Pyroak: 3 MC

Nightmare Jigglypuff:
2 CC
Metagross: 2 MC and 1 DC
Mismagius: 3 MC
Swampert: 3 MC

The Wanderer:
7 UC and a really bad hangover

Well done, guys!
 
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