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Completed danmantincan vs. Nightmare Jigglypuff! The rap battle of the century!

Discussion in 'ASB' started by The Wanderer, Apr 10, 2012.

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  1. The Wanderer

    The Wanderer

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    Pre-round (open)
    danmantincan:
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    Tormod
    HP: 34
    EN: 39
    Spe: 83
    Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
    Status ailments: Taunt (3 actions)
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    VS.

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
    [​IMG]
    Frederick
    HP: 11
    EN: 43
    Spe: 60
    Abilities: Torrent, Damp
    Status ailments: Burn
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None​


    Round 6: Go Go Torrent Waterfall!

    ...Except it never happened, because Tormod KO'd Freddie with Psychic.

    calculations (open)
    Order: Magmortar, Swampert

    Action 1
    Tormod used Psychic!
    -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
    -Crit chance: 9827 = NOPE.
    -Damage: 10 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 13 damage
    -Energy Cost: 5 + (4 / 2) = 7 EN
    Frederick fainted!
    Numbers:
    -Magmortar: -7 EN
    -Swampert: -11 HP

    End Round 6 (open)
    danmantincan:
    [​IMG]
    Tormod
    HP: 34
    EN: 32
    Spe: 83
    Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
    Status ailments: Taunt (2 actions)
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    VS.

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
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    Frederick
    HP: KO
    EN: 43
    Spe: 60
    Abilities: Torrent, Damp
    Status ailments: Faint
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None​

    Benched (open)
    danmantincan:

    [​IMG]
    Nolan
    HP: 43
    EN: 30
    Spe: 55
    Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON)
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None


    You're up, Jiggs. Let's see that Metagross!
  2. Nightmare Jigglypuff

    Nightmare Jigglypuff

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    Yes, i definitely know exactly what i'm doing.

    Magnet Rise ~ Shadow Ball ~ Zen Headbutt
  3. danmantincan

    danmantincan

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    Fire Blast~Lava Plume~Fire Blast
  4. The Wanderer

    The Wanderer

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    Pre-round (open)
    danmantincan:
    [​IMG]
    Tormod
    HP: 34
    EN: 32
    Spe: 83
    Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
    Status ailments: Taunt (2 actions)
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    VS.

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
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    Onion_Bubs
    HP: 100
    EN: 100
    Spe: 60
    Abilities: Clear Body
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
    Other: None​


    Round 7: Need to go out for a bit, don't look for me. -Wanderer

    HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT WORTHLESS MEATBAG [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES.

    THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI. THE METAL SPECIMEN LEVITATES ON ELECTROMAGNETISM.

    THE MAGMA SPECIMEN ENGULFS THE METAL SPECIMEN IN HOT SMOKE. THE METAL SPECIMEN RETALIATES WITH A BALL OF DARKNESS.

    THE MAGMA SPECIMEN BURNS THE METAL SPECIMEN WITH A FLAMING KANJI AGAIN. THE METAL SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS HIM.

    *Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena, the wanderer is drowning his sorrows. Hard.*

    calculations (open)
    Order: Magmortar, Metagross

    Action 1
    Tormod used Fire Blast!
    -Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 5787 = Hit
    -Crit chance: 3160 = NOEP.
    -Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage!
    -Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 870 = Burn
    Onion_Bubs used Magnet Rise!
    Onion_Bubs levitated on electromagnetism! (6 actions)
    Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross)
    Numbers:
    -Magmortar: -7 EN
    -Metagross: -29(!) HP, -6 EN

    Action 2
    Tormod used Lava Plume!
    -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
    -Crit chance: 7472 = NOPE.
    -Damage: (8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
    -Effect chance: Irrelevant = NPOE.
    Onion_Bubs used Shadow Ball!
    -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
    -Crit chance: 8928 = NOPE.
    -Damage: 8 + 6 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage
    -Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 8179 = no
    Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross)
    Numbers:
    -Magmortar: -9.5 HP, -5 EN
    -Metagross: -23(!) HP, -6 EN

    Action 3
    Tormod used Fire Blast!
    -Hit chance (Hit <= 9500) = Hit
    -Crit chance: 9549 = no
    -Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage!
    -Effect chance: Irrelevant = No
    Onion_Bubs used Zen Headbutt!
    -Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 3057 = Hit
    -Crit chance: 864 = no
    -Damage: 8 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 - 3 = 12.5 damage
    -Effect chance: Irrelevant = no
    Onion_Bubs is hurt by its burn! (-2 HP Metagross)
    Numbers:
    -Magmortar: -12.5 HP, -7 EN
    -Metagross: -29(!) HP, -5 EN

    Final Numbers:
    -Magmortar: -22 HP, -19 EN
    -Metagross: -81 HP, -17 EN

    End Round 7 (open)
    danmantincan:
    [​IMG]
    Tormod
    HP: 12
    EN: 13
    Spe: 83
    Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    VS.

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
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    Onion_Bubs
    HP: 19
    EN: 83
    Spe: 60
    Abilities: Clear Body
    Status ailments: Burn
    Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
    Other: None​

    Benched (open)
    danmantincan:

    [​IMG]
    Nolan
    HP: 43
    EN: 30
    Spe: 55
    Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON)
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None


    DANMANTINCAN. IT IS YOUR TURN. ​
  5. danmantincan

    danmantincan

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    Flamethrower~Lava Plume~Flamethrower
  6. Nightmare Jigglypuff

    Nightmare Jigglypuff

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    I'm kinda worrying for Wanderer's safety. Come back, this robot is kinda scaring me.

    Psychic ~ Is Dead ~ Will Resurrect
    If not dead, Psychic.
  7. The Wanderer

    The Wanderer

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    Pre-round (open)
    danmantincan:
    [​IMG]
    Tormod
    HP: 12
    EN: 13
    Spe: 83
    Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    VS.

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
    [​IMG]
    Onion_Bubs
    HP: 19
    EN: 83
    Spe: 60
    Abilities: Clear Body
    Status ailments: Burn
    Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
    Other: None​


    ROUND 8: THE MAGMA SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE METAL SPECIMEN

    HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT FLESHLING WRETCH [CENSORED] HAS WALKED OUT ON HIS DUTIES.

    THE MAGMA SPECIMEN SHOOTS FIRE AT THE METAL SPECIMEN.

    THE METAL SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED.

    DANMANTINCAN IS VICTORIOUS.

    END PROGRAM.

    *Meanwhile, in a dive of a bar not too far from ASB arena...*

    [​IMG]
    "Boss, I know it sucks, but shouldn't we get back to the are-"

    [​IMG]
    "Shaddup, Reekuh!" *snivel* "She wash my evruhthing, dammit! My EVRUHTHING!" *hic*

    calculations (open)
    Order: Magmortar, Metagross

    Action 1
    Tormod used Flamethrower!
    -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
    -Crit chance: 1937 = NOPE.
    -Damage: (10 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
    Onion_Bubs fainted!
    Numbers:
    -Magmortar: -6 EN
    -Metagross: -19 HP

    The battle is over! danmantincan is victorious! (open)
    danmantincan:
    [​IMG]
    Tormod
    HP: 12
    EN: 7
    Spe: 83
    Abilities: Flame Body, Vital Spirit
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    VS.

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
    [​IMG]
    Onion_Bubs
    HP: KO
    EN: 83
    Spe: 60
    Abilities: Clear Body
    Status ailments: Faint
    Buffs/debuffs: Anti-speed nature (-10 evasion)
    Other: None​

    Benched (open)
    danmantincan:

    [​IMG]
    Nolan
    HP: 43
    EN: 30
    Spe: 55
    Abilities: Sheer Force (OFF), Zen Mode (ON)
    Status ailments: None
    Buffs/debuffs: None
    Other: None

    Prizes
    danmantincan:
    2 CC
    Magmortar: 3 MC and 3(!) KOC
    Darmanitan: 3 MC
    Pyroak: 3 MC

    Nightmare Jigglypuff:
    2 CC
    Metagross: 2 MC and 1 DC
    Mismagius: 3 MC
    Swampert: 3 MC

    The Wanderer:
    7 UC and a really bad hangover

    Well done, guys!
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