Diplomacy - BACKSTAB Edition [Game Over]

[Outlaw]

Alrighty, this is the main thread for the second game of Diplomacy.

If you haven't already read everything (Stupids this is 2nd time for 71% of you!) please go here and refresh your memory with its myriad of information and useful tips.

Here is the map as it stands. (Fall 1905)

1. Führer Adolfworm Hitler - Germany
2. Prime Minister Billy Churchmills - England
3. Archduke Bass Ferdinand - Austria
4. Duce Benito Askamussolini - Italy
5. Milli Şef Mustafa Lonely Ness - Turkey (Gave up like Serenity)
6. Brigadier General Serenity de Gaulle- France (Gave up like Moot)
7. General Secretary Joseph Moot - Russia (Gave up like a sissy)

Since this is the first turn I will allow 72 hours for players to get their orders in. Subsequent Spring/Fall turns will be 48 hours until the number of players dwindle and it will become 24 hours like Winter turns.

So get those orders in by August 6th 4 P.M. Central or else your units will simply hold. Also don't forget about the new addition of "News Broadcasts!" Just tell me what to say in your turn PMs and I will include it!

Good luck.

 

[Serenity]

Don't save in Jpeg :> png all the way

 

[moot]

yeah, and don't use vista

switch to ubuntu :>

 

[Outlaw]

K its png now :>

I will probably switch to windows 7 whenever I can be arsed to download a cracked version. Linux..scares me.

 

[Serenity]

This is coming from the one who said that there would be no point in doing so ,_,

When I said this you shot me down D:

 

[Outlaw]

Are the news orders anonymous? Because I feel like that would be a bit more... dynamic.

Nah they are not anonymous. I included this play option to give the game more character. I intend for it to begin as a random chaotic mess which will become diplomatic in nature near the end of midgame where you can use it to break or form alliances.

If more than half the players want it anonymous I suppose I could make it that way.

 

[Outlaw]

Orders in, update soon!

 

[Outlaw]

Spring 1901 Movement

Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia
Austria: Fleet Trieste -> Albania
Austria: Army Vienna HOLD

England: Fleet Edinburgh -> Norwegian Sea
England: Army Liverpool -> Edinburgh
England: Fleet London -> North Sea

France: Fleet Brest -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
France: Army Marseilles -> Spain
France: Army Paris -> Burgundy

Germany: Army Berlin -> Kiel
Germany: Fleet Kiel -> Denmark
Germany: Army Munich -> Ruhr

Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Rome -> Apulia
Italy: Army Venice -> Piedmont

Russia: Army Moscow -> St Petersburg
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Rumania
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) -> Gulf of Bothnia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Smyrna -> Constantinople

Fall 1901

Now time for some broadcasts!

Dies ist eine Nachrichtensendung! (This is a newscast!)

GANNA WIN

Ах, где, Ах, где мой маленький собака пошли? (Ah, where, ah, where my small dog send?)
Ах, где Ах, где он может быть? (Ah, where ah, where it can be?)
со своим ушам скрываются короткий (to their ears they are hidden short)
и его вырежьте длинный хвост (and it cut out the long tail)
Ах, где Ах, где он может быть. (Ah, where ah, where it can be.)

France, Germany, Italy, and Turkey had nothing to offer apparently!

It is now Fall 1901, Orders are to be sent in by 4 PM Central August 7th.

 

[askaninjask]

dove il mio piccolo cane invia?

where did my small dog send

 

[moot]

oh my god you are terrible at translating babelfish ahahahahahaha

 

[Outlaw]

Yeh unless you want hilarious fucked up translated text please send it in english as well :>

 

[moot]

i have no problems with this :>

wow my phone sucks for posting

 

[Outlaw]

Fall 1901 Movement:

Austria: Fleet Albania -> Greece
Austria: Army Serbia SUPPORT Fleet Albania -> Greece
Austria: Army Vienna -> Budapest

England: Army Edinburgh -> Norway via convoy
England: Fleet North Sea SUPPORT Army Edinburgh -> Norway
England: Fleet Norwegian Sea CONVOY Army Edinburgh -> Norway

France: Army Burgundy -> Munich
France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Spain (south coast)
France: Army Spain -> Portugal

Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Sweden (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Kiel -> Holland
Germany: Army Ruhr -> Belgium

Italy: Army Apulia -> Tunis via convoy
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea CONVOY Army Apulia -> Tunis
Italy: Army Piedmont -> Tyrolia

Russia: Army Galicia -> Vienna
Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet Rumania HOLD (*disbanded*)
Russia: Army St Petersburg -> Finland

Turkey: Fleet Black Sea SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Rumania
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Rumania
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria

Winter 1901:

Time for the news!

Mai hírösszefoglaló lesz a magyar, mert LightWolf, a büszke magyar, kérelmezte. (Today's newscast will be in Hungarian because LightWolf, the proud hungarian, requested so.)

moot is a sock suck*

hi outlaw, this game is so much more.... interesting than the last game. So much convoys going on already during 1901. No one even knew how to do that during the first game!

:naughty:

Sia un uomo. Dovete essere rapido quanto il fiume scorrente, con tutta la forza di grande tifone con tutta la forza di un fiume scorrente, misteriosa come il lato oscuro della luna (or a man. You must be express how much the sliding river, with all the force of great typhoon with all the force of a sliding river, mysterious as the side I darken of the moon)

askaninjask is a lying fool don't trust anything he says

Interesting news guys! Seems billymills and LN have decided to draw first blood in the newscast!

Austria: Builds 1 unit
England: Builds 1 unit
France: Builds 3 units
Germany: Builds 2 units
Italy: Builds 1 unit
Russia: Builds 2 units
Turkey: Builds 2 units

Centers

Austria: 4
England: 4
France: 6
Germany: 5
Italy: 4
Russia: 5
Turkey: 5

It is now Winter 1901! Get your build orders in by 4 PM August 8th!

 

[moot]

'express how much the sliding river'

good shit so far guys keep it up

 

[Outlaw]

Winter 1901 Builds:

Austria: BUILD Army Trieste
England: BUILD Army Edinburgh
France: BUILD Fleet Brest
France: BUILD Army Marseilles
France: BUILD Army Paris
Germany: BUILD Army Berlin
Germany: BUILD Army Kiel
Italy: BUILD Fleet Naples
Russia: BUILD Fleet St Petersburg (north coast)
Russia: BUILD Army Warsaw
Turkey: BUILD Army Constantinople
Turkey: BUILD Fleet Smyrna

Spring 1902:

Fuck yeah! News time!

moot, you're a real (BAN ME PLEASE)

New plan. Bass is a suck.

hola Outlaw, yo aquí están difundiendo en español pues he conquistado tal tierra. Tendré que disolver una vez que consigo atacado en Munich pero ésa…. es un sacrificio que estoy dispuesto a hacer (hello Outlaw, I am spreading here in Spanish because I have conquered such earth. I will have to dissolve once with himself attacked in Munich but that one…. it is a sacrifice that I am arranged to do)

LonelyNess è ancora un maschio omosessuale (LonelyNess is still an homosexual male)

lol aussie owned

This fleet wants a piece of the mediterranian pie.

So many twist and turns this past year! Much more so than the previous game. Hopefully the following year will be just as exciting!

It is now Spring 1902! Get them orders in by 4 PM August 10th!

 

[Mekkah]

mysterious as the side I darken of the moon

rofl

 

[Accent]

Go Serenity!

 

[moot]

I would like to formally apologise for the delay, I've been out of the house due to unforseen circumstances for the past 3 days and unable to focus on this entirely. Shouldn't happen again. Orders are being sent as we speak. Sorry for the delay, guys.

 

[Outlaw]

Hey guys, orders are in. I just need a retreat/disband order for moot for A Vie.

So bug him about it or we are gonna have a lazy update at 4 instead of cool big next turn one.

 

[Outlaw]

Spring 1902 Movement:

Austria: Army Budapest -> Vienna
Austria: Fleet Greece SUPPORT Turkish Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea
Austria: Army Serbia HOLD (*dislodged*) Austria: Army Serbia -> Albania
Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Army Budapest -> Vienna

England: Army Edinburgh -> Denmark via convoy
England: Fleet North Sea CONVOY Army Edinburgh -> Denmark
England: Army Norway SUPPORT Russian Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
England: Fleet Norwegian Sea SUPPORT Army Norway

France: Fleet Brest -> English Channel
France: Army Marseilles -> Piedmont
France: Army Munich -> Tyrolia
France: Army Paris -> Picardy (*bounce*)
France: Army Portugal -> Spain
France: Fleet Spain (south coast) -> Western Mediterranean

Germany: Army Belgium -> Picardy (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Berlin SUPPORT Army Kiel -> Munich
Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Skagerrak
Germany: Army Holland -> Ruhr
Germany: Army Kiel -> Munich

Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea -> Eastern Mediterranean
Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Tunis HOLD
Italy: Army Tyrolia -> Venice

Russia: Army Finland SUPPORT Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (north coast) -> Barents Sea
Russia: Army Vienna HOLD (*dislodged*) Russia: Army Vienna -> Bohemia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia

Turkey: Fleet Black Sea HOLD
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
Turkey: Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea

Fall 1902:

Wtf guys only 4 newscast?

Hey LonelyNess and moot, which one of you will I give up all my supply centers to? Start the bidding!

FUCK YOU ASKANINJASK AND LONELYNESS (I can speak in english, cause well. I'M FUCKING ENGLAND)

:happybrain:

Tutto il vostro Bass è appartiene a noi. Siete sul modo alla distruzione. Non avete probabilità sopravvivere a fate il vostro tempo. (All your Bass is belongs to we. You are on the way to the destruction. You do not have probability to survive to fairies your time.)

Well even though there is a lack of newscasts, there is certainly no lack of action! This game looks like its living up to its title. Good luck folks!

It is now Fall 1902, orders are to be in by 4 PM Central August 12th. Preferably with newscast!

 

[Bass]

To clarify, that newscast of mine is actually serious.

 

[Outlaw]

Orders are in! Just waiting for a retreat/disband order from LonelyNess!

 

[Outlaw]

Fall 1902 Movement:

Austria: Army Albania -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Austria: Fleet Greece -> Aegean Sea
Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Italian Army Venice
Austria: Army Vienna -> Budapest

England: Army Denmark -> Sweden
England: Fleet North Sea -> Norway (*bounce*)
England: Army Norway -> Finland (*bounce*)
England: Fleet Norwegian Sea -> Barents Sea

France: Fleet English Channel -> London
France: Army Paris HOLD
France: Army Piedmont SUPPORT Army Tyrolia -> Venice
France: Army Spain -> North Africa via convoy
France: Army Tyrolia -> Venice (*bounce*)
France: Fleet Western Mediterranean CONVOY Army Spain -> North Africa

Germany: Army Belgium SUPPORT Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
Germany: Army Berlin SUPPORT Army Munich
Germany: Army Munich SUPPORT Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
Germany: Army Ruhr -> Burgundy
Germany: Fleet Skagerrak SUPPORT English Army Denmark -> Sweden

Italy: Fleet Eastern Mediterranean -> Smyrna (*bounce*)
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea SUPPORT Austrian Fleet Greece -> Aegean Sea
Italy: Army Tunis HOLD
Italy: Army Venice HOLD

Russia: Fleet Barents Sea -> St Petersburg (north coast)
Russia: Army Bohemia -> Vienna
Russia: Army Finland SUPPORT Fleet Sweden (*cut*)
Russia: Army Galicia SUPPORT Army Bohemia -> Vienna
Russia: Fleet Sweden HOLD (*dislodged*) Russia: Fleet Sweden -> Gulf of Bothnia

Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Smyrna (*bounce, dislodged*) Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Constantinople
Turkey: Fleet Black Sea HOLD
Turkey: Army Bulgaria SUPPORT Army Serbia
Turkey: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Serbia
Turkey: Army Serbia HOLD

Winter 1902:

Hey guys. GUYS! Wheres all my newscasts at?!

I am THE Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs

FUCK YOU LONELYFACE.

Dear Bass, please stop letting everyone around you take control of you. You are Austria, not them. I am not trying to be rude, but I am trying to be objective as possible.

Bereiten Sie ein Taschentuch, Frankreich. (Prepare a handkerchief, France.)

Mi filate giusto giro, bambino, destra rotonda. Come una registrazione, bambino, giro rotondo rotondo di destra (You spin me just turn, child, round right. Like a recording, child, round round turn of right)

Cmon Turkey and Russia! Theres no excuse for no news! Big things are happening!

Austria: Removes 1 unit
Germany: Builds 1 unit
Turkey: Builds 1 unit

Centers

Austria: 3
England: 4
France: 6
Germany: 6
Italy: 4
Russia: 5
Turkey: 6


It is now Winter 1902! Due to the low amount of Builds/Disbands I expect these orders quickly! You have until the 13th of August at 4 PM Central to get them in! Preferably earlier!

 

[moot]

round round turn of right

 

[billymills]

Time to die rev <3