Doubles OU Aesthetic Thread

#27
Preliminarily power-rankings

Top best 6 Players:
1) Majorbowman - last years most expensive pick just got more expensive, over the course of the year hes become a top tier Doubles Illuminati member; a valuable asset to any team.
2) kamikaze - speaking of Illuminati power it doesnt get better than this! Coming off an 0-3 SPL last year he went for 18.5k. This SPL he finished with an improved 1-3 record proving that he just keeps getting better
3) BlueskiddoWeCanToo - he's come a long way from being a "bad player". In DPL2 not only did he prove that wrong with a winning record but he also racked up more likes than anyone else on the forum with top tier memes
4) I am a Rookie - I'll say it - "I was wrong". chase is no joke. He pulled off the best SPL record and was voted as the Best DOU Player in 2016 with out playing a single game of DOU in 2016, I literally cannot image how high he will rank in 2017 considering he has actually played DOU in 2017
5) stax - the actual DOU player of the year 2016 as award by me. hes a man of few words, in fact 99% of post are "Won in 2, gg" I expect every week in DPL he'll be posting those same words again
6) demantoid - he's in the top 4 of seasonals right now and has been good all year.

Top 6 worst players:
6) demantoid - drafting demandtoid may cause Elise to become your team's groupie
5) derivations - do I really need to elaborate on this?
4) social - social is back from Army! great to have him and hope he sticks around, but not a good draft pick. He'll probably try to become TL of Monotype-LittleCup Doubles during important weeks
3) checkmater - no matter how hard he works on a resume, no matter what he does, the Illuminati will never support him. In this type of tour you dont want to get one the Illuminati's bad side
2) qsns - cute users is not what you need in this type of tour. This is a tour for strength and manliness. cut the out the cute user crap and you'll unlock massive potential; until then he's not a top pick
1) nido-rus - the ultimate John. He managed to extend his flashback tour fights for weeks at a time. DPL runs on a tight schedule. Johning wont work well in this tour
 
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Demantoid

[10:43:28] #Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿( kills a dewgong
#37
I'm sure all the managers are asking themselves the same question: Should I prioritize drafting seasonal champion Demantoid or Mishimono?
This post will help you determine why Demantoid is the superior option.

Mishimono

  • User mishimono displays exceptionally poor sportsmanship.
    • Example A
      • ★Mishiimono:gg
      • ★Mishiimono:poorly played on your end
      • ★Mishiimono:oh
      • ★Mishiimono:i lose
      • ★Mishiimono:poorly played on mishis end
    • Example B
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:I
      • ★Mishiimono:HATE
      • ★Mishiimono:MONS
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:TRASH GAME
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:bg
      • ★Lluc:lol gg
      • ★Mishiimono:very bg
      • ★Mishiimono:not a gg
      • ★Mishiimono:f off
    • Example C
      • ★Mishiimono: WHAT
      • ★Mishiimono: THE
      • ★Mishiimono:brb kms
      • ★Mishiimono:fml
      • ★Mishiimono: YES
      • ★Mishiimono: GG
      • ★Mishiimono: TOO EASY
    • Example D
      • [21:24:14] Mishiimono:lucky scums stealing my rightfully earned points
      • [22:19:30]Mishiimono:lucky scums stealing my rightfully earned tour wins
    • Example E
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:DIE IN
      • ★Mishiimono:A HOLE
    • Example F
      • [20:55:30] Mishiimono:stupid japanese aids haxer
  • Is a fan of Verlisify
    • [14:15:20] +Mishiimono:I made it to fan Fridays on verlisify's channel with it
    • "I remember when I used to go to verlisify for sets and thought he played great.I was looking at his Milotic and he said max HP, max SpD and suggeted Confuse Ray. He also suggested Destiny Bond max Spe, max SpA with Destiny Bond. Lastly Spinda swap is the best way to use Arcanine. I thought he was a beast for playing 8 years lol." -mishi
    • [16:41:17] Mishiimono:verlsifiy is so good
  • Is unlucky
    • ★Mishiimono: classic mishi
    • ★Mishiimono: getting haxed day and night
  • When she gets lucky she shows more poor sportsmanship
    • ★Mishiimono: haha
    • ★Mishiimono: tran ur mons better
  • Takes orders from random ladder players
    • ★Mishiimono²: asdasdaddasdasdasdasdasd
    • ★amelia S: calm
    • ★amelia S: you are calm
    • [11:47:08] Mishiimono✿:mishi is calm
  • Insults random ladder players
    • Example A
      • [22:21:00] Mishiimono: when u just win
      • [22:21:07] Mishiimono: but lando is still alive
      • [22:21:22] Mishiimono: aids haxers stealing my points
      • [22:21:29] Mishiimono: shit players climbing the ladder
      • [22:21:41] Mishiimono:think they are overlords
    • Example B
      • [22:24:46] Mishiimono: fucking scrub
      • [22:24:52] Mishiimono: that guy was straight ass
    • Example C
      • ★desmond525: nigga what
      • ★Mishiimono: i don't approve of that language
      • ★desmond525: i dont give a damn
      • ★desmond525: tf u supposed to be a teacher
      • ★Mishiimono: i don't approve of that either
      • ★Mishiimono: i am a good person
      • ★desmond525: ok tf i jus said i dont care
      • ★Mishiimono: determined to make the world a better place
      • ★Mishiimono: well you should
      • ★desmond525: alrighty then well i dont
      • ★Mishiimono: unfortunate
  • Probably has a like/post ratio less than one
  • Admits to being bad
    • [17:32:08] Mishiimono:i'm bad
    • ★Mishiimono: mishi bad
    • ★Mishiimono: mishi dumb
    • [18:33:04] terrabadladder: i'm bad
    • [18:33:06] terrabadladder: rly bad
    • [18:33:32] terrabadladder:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    • [18:33:49] terrabadladder:i'mso dumb
    • [20:58:02] jfjvfjhvfjhcjh:stupid mishi
  • Admits to not knowing how to play
    • ★Mishiimono:brb buying rope
    • ★Mishiimono: i forgot how to play
    • ★Mishiimono: again
  • Randomly says strange things
    • Example A
      • [19:12:07] +Mishiimono:regular milk is also cash
    • Example B
      • ★Mishiimono: YES
      • ★Mishiimono: I GIT GAME'
      • ★Mishiimono: PREPARE TO GET DESTROYED
    • Example C
      • ★Mishiimono: i have a society
      • ★Mishiimono:mishi society is the way of the future
    • Example D
      • ★Mishiimono: lele is fat
      • ★Mishiimono: eats too much mcdonalds
    • Example E
      • [13:48] debadtoid: when camilas
      • [13:48] debadtoid: beats like 4 spl players
      • [13:48] debadtoid: but can't beat kudasai the god
    • Example F
      • [12:20:10] Mishiimono✿:i like mexicans
      • [12:21:06] Mishimona✿✿✿: What about chileans
      • [12:21:13] Mishiimono✿: all except skarm
    • Example G
      • [20:24:29] dlejgslejgs: turn it up its ur favourite song
      • [20:24:36] dlejgslejgs: dance dance dance to the distortion
      • [20:24:55] dlejgslejgs: turn it up keep it on repeat
    • Example H
      • [21:20:25] skjehgksdgteskgs: does tornadus get water punch
  • Likes to "right"
    • [19:23:54] Mishiimono:too lazy to right description
    • [19:36:42] Mishiimono:i could just add it in then right a post saying i added it in right
    • [19:39:44] Mishiimono:u should still right a description
  • Admits to being bad at scheduling
    • [21:11:12] +Mishiimono:i'm just good at missing scheduled times
  • Insulted the dou room
    • ★Mishiimono:the dou room is so bad
  • Accomplishments
    • ★Mishiimono: i am also a phenominal pokemon battler
    • ★Mishiimono: top 4 in two ubers roomtours
    • [18:43:29] Demantoid(⊙﹏⊙✿):What was your record last dpl?
      [18:43:42] Mishiimono: 0-1
  • Has bad luck
    • ★Mishiimono: classic mishi
    • ★Mishiimono: getting haxed day and night
  • Subject of strange posts
    • Example A
      • [17:41:40] +Matame: Mishiimono
      • [17:41:42] +Matame: makes everything
      • [17:41:43] +Matame: so hard
    • Example B
      • [20:21:54] +Matame²:i bet Daws in has wet dreams about mishi
    • Example C
      • [20:06:12] Matame²: sometimes I dream about mishi and i get really wet... what should I do?
    • Example D
      • [19:05:56] +GreenGogoatttt:mishiihomo
    • Example E
      • [19:32:20] BlueSkiddoWeCanToo:that means mishi can both beat his meat and spank his monkey at the same time
  • Her badness is common knowledge
    • Example A
      • [21:23:04] +Demantoid²: Were you better than mishi
      • [21:23:07] +giragoomy³: ye
      • [21:23:09] +gradeagarchomp: everyone is
      • [21:23:14] @SkarmSteel: I was always better than mishi
      • [21:23:23] +gradeagarchomp: even robin is better than mishi
    • Example B
      • [19:06:20] @SkarmSteel:mishi is a bad player
      • [19:06:56] @SkarmSteel: you have to say that mishi is bad
      • [19:07:00] @SkarmSteel: otherwise ur saying
      • [19:07:04] @SkarmSteel: hes average
      • [19:07:10] @SkarmSteel: which he isnt
      • [19:08:12] @SkarmSteel:gag, i think it was established way earlier this year
      • [19:08:19] @SkarmSteel:that mishi is bad
    • Example C
      • ★debadtoid: hax
      • ★debadtoid: bg
      • ★gunslinger10166: i love hen people blame the game when they know there bad XD\
    • Example D
      • [22:16:49] #Arcticblast: if I'm gonna be completely honest
      • [22:16:55] #Arcticblast: I usually forget Mishiimono exists
    • Example E
      • [21:46:49] based bs god: thoughts on this alt?
      • [21:47:02] %robintheultraloser: not fitting
      • [21:47:22] @SkarmSteel: Who is this?
      • [21:47:31] @SkarmSteel: Only fitting if demantoif
      • [21:47:43] %robintheultraloser: it's mishi
      • [21:48:01] @SkarmSteel: More like based bad bs player
      • [21:48:04] @SkarmSteel: For mishi
    • Example F
      • [19:38:36] Frown4D: i ignored Mishiimono for ignoring my battle request
        [19:38:58] Frown4D: fucking pussy knows he'll lose
  • Is a likewhore
    • [20:41:34] Mishiimono: i wanna sign up for spl for the likes
    • [20:41:42] Mishiimono: but i don't actually want to play
    • [20:41:45] Mishiimono: this is tough
    • [20:43:36] Mishiimono: maybe i'll post don't actually buy me i'll be busy alot, I just want likes
    • [20:43:43] Mishiimono: but maybe that will rduce my like count
    • [21:33:10] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(: I keep getting alerts
      [21:33:15] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(: and I think they are likes
      [21:33:20] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(: and then I get disappointed
  • Is a hacker who bullies new users
    • Example A
      • Scenic Ambulance: HI MISHIIMONO
      • Scenic Ambulance: I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS
      • Scenic Ambulance: PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BE AMAZING LIKE YOU
      • ★Mishiimono: trade hacked mons with Hulavuta
    • Example B
      • [22:11:19] Mishiimono: no i just submitted the hacked rotom
  • Huston is her biggest fan
    • [13:08:05] HustonSmogon:Give someone like Mishi or Memoric a fan club, at least they are actually good players lmao
    • [00:26:54] HustonSmogon: idk. Cant get worse than Mishi LOL
  • Was better as a new user
    • mishi is bad
      • [19:10:27] DOU IS A JOKE: two things should happen
      • [19:10:37] DOU IS A JOKE: 1). omitted
      • [19:10:42] DOU IS A JOKE: 2). Mishi reverts to his old self
      • [19:10:48] DOU IS A JOKE: where he made quality posts and teams
    • "Thanks ever since I started here I've been learning more and more about VGC. Thanks to your help reading articles on Nugget Bridge and watching youtubers like Aaron Zheng and Alex Ogloza really helped me. I still have a bit of trouble with teambuilding and getting good spreads but I've definitley gotten farther" -mishi
    • "Azumarill + Dewgong = Elite Waters. Also skiing is the best sport ever and is just awesome try it out." -mishi
    • "Who is this Memoric. Why is this guy mod? Gratz for this guy" -mishi
    • "Jokes aside, you're welcome! Having one more of us means that we will hopefully raise the amount of VGC players in the world (also reduces my and DaD's work because let's be honest, before RMT room was ever created nobody rated VGC teams and nobody actually made them, either). I hope that all the advice i've given to you helps you a lot in the long run. Drop around Competitive Tutoring someday" -mishi
    • "I play VGC and a bit of Doubles OU and want to learn singles. Also I like skiing" -mishi
    • http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/mishimonos-trade-thread.3543809/#post-6349092
    • "Was watching some old Cybertron. He battled a Demantoid was that you with the Camerupt and Cradily. You played well." -mishi
    • http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/rmt-vgc-2015-mega-lopunny.3541159/


Demantoid

  • Has amazing testing partners such as
    • Matame
      • [19:08:46] +Matame²: palkia is a hottie[19:08:48] +Matame²: and a lady
      • [19:11:32] +Matame:my panties stuck in my ass
      • [16:02:33] @ Misaka Mikoto: Since I haven't been playing singles a lot
        [16:02:39] @ Misaka Mikoto: Been breeding a lot
        [16:02:42] hyperspace hoe: Wow
        [16:02:44] hyperspace hoe: hot
      • [18:22:37] +vyvan le: dont speak of matame in negative ways. i will fuck ur ass
        [18:22:45] +Matame: id fuck my ass
    • Daawesomedude1
      • [16:19:09] big d husbando: fuck me
        [16:19:16] big d husbando: i changed the pw to daawesomedude1
        [16:19:18] big d husbando: but i forgot it
      • dad1 is rad1 (: >av kartana
        dad1 is rad1 (: go back to vgc
        dad1 is rad1 (: i HATE those VGCer
        ★tk73: k
        dad1 is rad1 (: us vs them
        dad1 is rad1 (: doubles main vs vgcers
        dad1 is rad1 (: FUCK ROOKIER
        dad1 is rad1 (: ROOKIE
        dad1 is rad1 (:HE IS NOT A ROOKIE
      • [21:10:17] %daawesomedude1 (:i have no shame in admitting i watch hentai
      • [9:38 PM] Daddy1: i looked up some nisekoi doujins to get some ideas
        [9:38 PM] Daddy1: and they are really naughty :x
    • Kudasai I guess
      • [21:58:39] +Matame: kudakek
        [21:58:41] +Matame: ur opp is onm
        [22:02:26] +kudakek²: But im fappimg
      • [18:20:57] LT4A kudasai: Damn
        [18:21:02] LT4A kudasai: Woke up 5:30
        [18:21:09] LT4A kudasai: Any girls here
        [18:21:11] LT4A kudasai: Im sleepy.
        [18:21:50] LT4A kudasai:Can we invite more pole dancers here
        [18:27:15] +Kudakek:How can i sleep without any lap dancers to help me put myself to sleep >:/
      • [21:03:51] +kudakek²:I dont watch anime unlees its hentai
    • Elise
      • [10:49:54] miranda kerr fan1:what are the recommend drugs to take along with this
      • [16:34:39] MisterGX: does it keep the move?
        [16:34:47] vyvan le: no it gets deleted along with your account
      • [18:09:35] +vyvan le: oh i found
        [18:09:37] +vyvan le: soem catgirl pics
        [18:09:38] +vyvan le: brb
      • [16:57:04] Matame♬: do u jerk off to cat girls
        [16:57:19] +vyvan le: i said "me too" so
        [16:57:30] +vyvan le: there are 2 people in this world
        [16:57:37] +vyvan le: 1) people that jerk off to catgirls
        [16:57:38] +vyvan le: 2) liars
      • [17:06:13] jiggly boobs:see how hard my dick is when i see catgirls
    • Floristthebudew
      • [15:23:29] +gradeagarchomp: [22:46:37] @floristthebudew♡: i do like the big d
        [15:23:29] +gradeagarchomp: [22:46:48] @floristthebudew♡: only if you can deliver though
    • Greengogoatttt
      • [15:19:37] GreenGogoatttt: why are cats smart
        [15:19:46] GreenGogoatttt: because their grades are puurfect
        +gradeagarchomp and +Matame left
    • Mishimono
      • [16:55:57] rsdgsdgsdghs: YES
        [16:56:07] rsdgsdgsdghs: the spl dude
        [16:56:14] rsdgsdgsdghs: said thx for honest reply on forums
        [16:56:34] rsdgsdgsdghs: whew prolly won't be drafted now
      • [18:00:18] +Mishiimono: i'll
        [18:00:24] +Mishiimono: praise catgirls
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    • Checkmater
      • [20:40:19] @floristthebudew♡:im on top
        [20:40:27] +Checkmater: ooo
        [20:40:27] +Checkmater: kinky
        [20:40:30] +gradeagarchomp: hot
        [20:40:33] @floristthebudew♡: im not straight
        [20:40:37] +gradeagarchomp: who are you on top of
        [20:40:39] +Matame: we knew
        [20:40:40] +Checkmater: qsns
        [20:40:47] +gradeagarchomp: let me watch
  • Had a higher rating in the Battle Spot Doubles than mishimono at one time being top 50 in the world last season
  • Mishiimono's opinion of Demantoid
    • [20:25:08] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(:so good
  • Was an amazing team cheerleader in BSPL
    • (/•~•)/ praise The Las Vegas Gengars \(•~•\)
  • Beat mishimono in bspl
  • Superior avatar on ps and smogon
  • HAS POSTED IN THE DPL MEME THREAD
 
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DragonWhale

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#39
I'm sure all the managers are asking themselves the same question: Should I prioritize drafting seasonal champion (hopefully) Demantoid or Mishimono?
This post will help you determine why Demantoid is the superior option.

Mishimono

  • User mishimono displays exceptionally poor sportsmanship.
    • Example A
      • ★Mishiimono:gg
      • ★Mishiimono:poorly played on your end
      • ★Mishiimono:oh
      • ★Mishiimono:i lose
      • ★Mishiimono:poorly played on mishis end
    • Example B
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:I
      • ★Mishiimono:HATE
      • ★Mishiimono:MONS
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:NO
      • ★Mishiimono:TRASH GAME
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:bg
      • ★Lluc:lol gg
      • ★Mishiimono:very bg
      • ★Mishiimono:not a gg
      • ★Mishiimono:f off
    • Example C
      • ★Mishiimono: WHAT
      • ★Mishiimono: THE
      • ★Mishiimono:brb kms
      • ★Mishiimono:fml
      • ★Mishiimono: YES
      • ★Mishiimono: GG
      • ★Mishiimono: TOO EASY
    • Example D
      • [21:24:14] Mishiimono:lucky scums stealing my rightfully earned points
      • [22:19:30]Mishiimono:lucky scums stealing my rightfully earned tour wins
    • Example E
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:BG
      • ★Mishiimono:DIE IN
      • ★Mishiimono:A HOLE
    • Example F
      • [20:55:30] Mishiimono:stupid japanese aids haxer
  • Is a fan of Verlisify
    • [14:15:20] +Mishiimono:I made it to fan Fridays on verlisify's channel with it
    • "I remember when I used to go to verlisify for sets and thought he played great.I was looking at his Milotic and he said max HP, max SpD and suggeted Confuse Ray. He also suggested Destiny Bond max Spe, max SpA with Destiny Bond. Lastly Spinda swap is the best way to use Arcanine. I thought he was a beast for playing 8 years lol." -mishi
    • [16:41:17] Mishiimono:verlsifiy is so good
  • Is unlucky
    • ★Mishiimono: classic mishi
    • ★Mishiimono: getting haxed day and night
  • When she gets lucky she shows more poor sportsmanship
    • ★Mishiimono: haha
    • ★Mishiimono: tran ur mons better
  • Takes orders from random ladder players
    • ★Mishiimono²: asdasdaddasdasdasdasdasd
    • ★amelia S: calm
    • ★amelia S: you are calm
    • [11:47:08] Mishiimono✿:mishi is calm
  • Insults random ladder players
    • Example A
      • [22:21:00] Mishiimono: when u just win
      • [22:21:07] Mishiimono: but lando is still alive
      • [22:21:22] Mishiimono: aids haxers stealing my points
      • [22:21:29] Mishiimono: shit players climbing the ladder
      • [22:21:41] Mishiimono:think they are overlords
    • Example B
      • [22:24:46] Mishiimono: fucking scrub
      • [22:24:52] Mishiimono: that guy was straight ass
    • Example C
      • ★desmond525: nigga what
      • ★Mishiimono: i don't approve of that language
      • ★desmond525: i dont give a damn
      • ★desmond525: tf u supposed to be a teacher
      • ★Mishiimono: i don't approve of that either
      • ★Mishiimono: i am a good person
      • ★desmond525: ok tf i jus said i dont care
      • ★Mishiimono: determined to make the world a better place
      • ★Mishiimono: well you should
      • ★desmond525: alrighty then well i dont
      • ★Mishiimono: unfortunate
  • Probably has a like/post ratio less than one
  • Admits to being bad
    • [17:32:08] Mishiimono:i'm bad
    • ★Mishiimono: mishi bad
    • ★Mishiimono: mishi dumb
    • [18:33:04] terrabadladder: i'm bad
    • [18:33:06] terrabadladder: rly bad
    • [18:33:32] terrabadladder:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    • [18:33:49] terrabadladder:i'mso dumb
    • [20:58:02] jfjvfjhvfjhcjh:stupid mishi
  • Admits to not knowing how to play
    • ★Mishiimono:brb buying rope
    • ★Mishiimono: i forgot how to play
    • ★Mishiimono: again
  • Randomly says strange things
    • Example A
      • [19:12:07] +Mishiimono:regular milk is also cash
    • Example B
      • ★Mishiimono: YES
      • ★Mishiimono: I GIT GAME'
      • ★Mishiimono: PREPARE TO GET DESTROYED
    • Example C
      • ★Mishiimono: i have a society
      • ★Mishiimono:mishi society is the way of the future
    • Example D
      • ★Mishiimono: lele is fat
      • ★Mishiimono: eats too much mcdonalds
    • Example E
      • [13:48] debadtoid: when camilas
      • [13:48] debadtoid: beats like 4 spl players
      • [13:48] debadtoid: but can't beat kudasai the god
    • Example F
      • [12:20:10] Mishiimono✿:i like mexicans
      • [12:21:06] Mishimona✿✿✿: What about chileans
      • [12:21:13] Mishiimono✿: all except skarm
    • Example G
      • [20:24:29] dlejgslejgs: turn it up its ur favourite song
      • [20:24:36] dlejgslejgs: dance dance dance to the distortion
      • [20:24:55] dlejgslejgs: turn it up keep it on repeat
    • Example H
      • [21:20:25] skjehgksdgteskgs: does tornadus get water punch
  • Likes to "right"
    • [19:23:54] Mishiimono:too lazy to right description
    • [19:36:42] Mishiimono:i could just add it in then right a post saying i added it in right
    • [19:39:44] Mishiimono:u should still right a description
  • Admits to being bad at scheduling
    • [21:11:12] +Mishiimono:i'm just good at missing scheduled times
  • Insulted the dou room
    • ★Mishiimono:the dou room is so bad
  • Accomplishments
    • ★Mishiimono: i am also a phenominal pokemon battler
    • ★Mishiimono: top 4 in two ubers roomtours
    • [18:43:29] Demantoid(⊙﹏⊙✿):What was your record last dpl?
      [18:43:42] Mishiimono: 0-1
  • Has bad luck
    • ★Mishiimono: classic mishi
    • ★Mishiimono: getting haxed day and night
  • Subject of strange posts
    • Example A
      • [17:41:40] +Matame: Mishiimono
      • [17:41:42] +Matame: makes everything
      • [17:41:43] +Matame: so hard
    • Example B
      • [20:21:54] +Matame²:i bet Daws in has wet dreams about mishi
    • Example C
      • [20:06:12] Matame²: sometimes I dream about mishi and i get really wet... what should I do?
    • Example D
      • [19:05:56] +GreenGogoatttt:mishiihomo
    • Example E
      • [19:32:20] BlueSkiddoWeCanToo:that means mishi can both beat his meat and spank his monkey at the same time
  • Her badness is common knowledge
    • Example A
      • [21:23:04] +Demantoid²: Were you better than mishi
      • [21:23:07] +giragoomy³: ye
      • [21:23:09] +gradeagarchomp: everyone is
      • [21:23:14] @SkarmSteel: I was always better than mishi
      • [21:23:23] +gradeagarchomp: even robin is better than mishi
    • Example B
      • [19:06:20] @SkarmSteel:mishi is a bad player
      • [19:06:56] @SkarmSteel: you have to say that mishi is bad
      • [19:07:00] @SkarmSteel: otherwise ur saying
      • [19:07:04] @SkarmSteel: hes average
      • [19:07:10] @SkarmSteel: which he isnt
      • [19:08:12] @SkarmSteel:gag, i think it was established way earlier this year
      • [19:08:19] @SkarmSteel:that mishi is bad
    • Example C
      • ★debadtoid: hax
      • ★debadtoid: bg
      • ★gunslinger10166: i love hen people blame the game when they know there bad XD\
    • Example D
      • [22:16:49] #Arcticblast: if I'm gonna be completely honest
      • [22:16:55] #Arcticblast: I usually forget Mishiimono exists
    • Example E
      • [21:46:49] based bs god: thoughts on this alt?
      • [21:47:02] %robintheultraloser: not fitting
      • [21:47:22] @SkarmSteel: Who is this?
      • [21:47:31] @SkarmSteel: Only fitting if demantoif
      • [21:47:43] %robintheultraloser: it's mishi
      • [21:48:01] @SkarmSteel: More like based bad bs player
      • [21:48:04] @SkarmSteel: For mishi
    • Example F
      • [19:38:36] Frown4D: i ignored Mishiimono for ignoring my battle request
        [19:38:58] Frown4D: fucking pussy knows he'll lose
  • Is a likewhore
    • [20:41:34] Mishiimono: i wanna sign up for spl for the likes
    • [20:41:42] Mishiimono: but i don't actually want to play
    • [20:41:45] Mishiimono: this is tough
    • [20:43:36] Mishiimono: maybe i'll post don't actually buy me i'll be busy alot, I just want likes
    • [20:43:43] Mishiimono: but maybe that will rduce my like count
    • [21:33:10] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(: I keep getting alerts
      [21:33:15] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(: and I think they are likes
      [21:33:20] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(: and then I get disappointed
  • Is a hacker who bullies new users
    • Example A
      • Scenic Ambulance: HI MISHIIMONO
      • Scenic Ambulance: I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS
      • Scenic Ambulance: PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BE AMAZING LIKE YOU
      • ★Mishiimono: trade hacked mons with Hulavuta
    • Example B
      • [22:11:19] Mishiimono: no i just submitted the hacked rotom
  • Huston is her biggest fan
    • [13:08:05] HustonSmogon:Give someone like Mishi or Memoric a fan club, at least they are actually good players lmao
    • [00:26:54] HustonSmogon: idk. Cant get worse than Mishi LOL
  • Was better as a new user
    • mishi is bad
      • [19:10:27] DOU IS A JOKE: two things should happen
      • [19:10:37] DOU IS A JOKE: 1). omitted
      • [19:10:42] DOU IS A JOKE: 2). Mishi reverts to his old self
      • [19:10:48] DOU IS A JOKE: where he made quality posts and teams
    • "Thanks ever since I started here I've been learning more and more about VGC. Thanks to your help reading articles on Nugget Bridge and watching youtubers like Aaron Zheng and Alex Ogloza really helped me. I still have a bit of trouble with teambuilding and getting good spreads but I've definitley gotten farther" -mishi
    • "Azumarill + Dewgong = Elite Waters. Also skiing is the best sport ever and is just awesome try it out." -mishi
    • "Who is this Memoric. Why is this guy mod? Gratz for this guy" -mishi
    • "Jokes aside, you're welcome! Having one more of us means that we will hopefully raise the amount of VGC players in the world (also reduces my and DaD's work because let's be honest, before RMT room was ever created nobody rated VGC teams and nobody actually made them, either). I hope that all the advice i've given to you helps you a lot in the long run. Drop around Competitive Tutoring someday" -mishi
    • "I play VGC and a bit of Doubles OU and want to learn singles. Also I like skiing" -mishi
    • http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/mishimonos-trade-thread.3543809/#post-6349092
    • "Was watching some old Cybertron. He battled a Demantoid was that you with the Camerupt and Cradily. You played well." -mishi
    • http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/rmt-vgc-2015-mega-lopunny.3541159/


Demantoid

  • Has amazing testing partners such as
    • Matame
      • [19:08:46] +Matame²: palkia is a hottie[19:08:48] +Matame²: and a lady
      • [19:11:32] +Matame:my panties stuck in my ass
      • [16:02:33] @ Misaka Mikoto: Since I haven't been playing singles a lot
        [16:02:39] @ Misaka Mikoto: Been breeding a lot
        [16:02:42] hyperspace hoe: Wow
        [16:02:44] hyperspace hoe: hot
      • [18:22:37] +vyvan le: dont speak of matame in negative ways. i will fuck ur ass
        [18:22:45] +Matame: id fuck my ass
    • Daawesomedude1
      • [16:19:09] big d husbando: fuck me
        [16:19:16] big d husbando: i changed the pw to daawesomedude1
        [16:19:18] big d husbando: but i forgot it
      • dad1 is rad1 (: >av kartana
        dad1 is rad1 (: go back to vgc
        dad1 is rad1 (: i HATE those VGCer
        ★tk73: k
        dad1 is rad1 (: us vs them
        dad1 is rad1 (: doubles main vs vgcers
        dad1 is rad1 (: FUCK ROOKIER
        dad1 is rad1 (: ROOKIE
        dad1 is rad1 (:HE IS NOT A ROOKIE
      • [21:10:17] %daawesomedude1 (:i have no shame in admitting i watch hentai
      • [9:38 PM] Daddy1: i looked up some nisekoi doujins to get some ideas
        [9:38 PM] Daddy1: and they are really naughty :x
    • Kudasai I guess
      • [21:58:39] +Matame: kudakek
        [21:58:41] +Matame: ur opp is onm
        [22:02:26] +kudakek²: But im fappimg
      • [18:20:57] LT4A kudasai: Damn
        [18:21:02] LT4A kudasai: Woke up 5:30
        [18:21:09] LT4A kudasai: Any girls here
        [18:21:11] LT4A kudasai: Im sleepy.
        [18:21:50] LT4A kudasai:Can we invite more pole dancers here
        [18:27:15] +Kudakek:How can i sleep without any lap dancers to help me put myself to sleep >:/
      • [21:03:51] +kudakek²:I dont watch anime unlees its hentai
    • Elise
      • [10:49:54] miranda kerr fan1:what are the recommend drugs to take along with this
      • [16:34:39] MisterGX: does it keep the move?
        [16:34:47] vyvan le: no it gets deleted along with your account
      • [18:09:35] +vyvan le: oh i found
        [18:09:37] +vyvan le: soem catgirl pics
        [18:09:38] +vyvan le: brb
    • Floristthebudew
      • [15:23:29] +gradeagarchomp: [22:46:37] @floristthebudew♡: i do like the big d
        [15:23:29] +gradeagarchomp: [22:46:48] @floristthebudew♡: only if you can deliver though
    • Greengogoatttt
      • [15:19:37] GreenGogoatttt: why are cats smart
        [15:19:46] GreenGogoatttt: because their grades are puurfect
        +gradeagarchomp and +Matame left
    • Mishimono
      • [16:55:57] rsdgsdgsdghs: YES
        [16:56:07] rsdgsdgsdghs: the spl dude
        [16:56:14] rsdgsdgsdghs: said thx for honest reply on forums
        [16:56:34] rsdgsdgsdghs: whew prolly won't be drafted now
      • [18:00:18] +Mishiimono: i'll
        [18:00:24] +Mishiimono: praise catgirls
    • Checkmater
      • [20:40:19] @floristthebudew♡:im on top
        [20:40:27] +Checkmater: ooo
        [20:40:27] +Checkmater: kinky
        [20:40:30] +gradeagarchomp: hot
        [20:40:33] @floristthebudew♡: im not straight
        [20:40:37] +gradeagarchomp: who are you on top of
        [20:40:39] +Matame: we knew
        [20:40:40] +Checkmater: qsns
        [20:40:47] +gradeagarchomp: let me watch
  • Had a higher rating in the Battle Spot Doubles than mishimono at one time being top 50 in the world last season
  • Mishiimono's opinion of Demantoid
    • [20:25:08] Mishiimono)⊙﹏⊙✿(:so good
  • Was an amazing team cheerleader in BSPL
    • (/•~•)/ praise The Las Vegas Gengars \(•~•\)
  • Beat mishimono in bspl
  • Superior avatar on ps and smogon
  • HAS POSTED IN THE DPL MEME THREAD
Were you making this while playing against stax?
 

finally

how can you swallow so much sleep
#42
ok this is a serious post and not a meme
Lowkey good players to buy: a guide for managers by finally

GenOne: this user has shown great promise, primarily through his forum presence but also in his battling strength. I have personally helped him out a little bit too. I expect this player to go for around 5k
Thebagman: good for testing at 3 am. Old player, can play older generations. Relatively consistent. 5k
Pocket: the return of the original tier leader. Can play every generation at a high level, especially SM. If im not the same team as him im gonna be pissed. 10k
Njnp: played doubles in spl. Played consistently enough, but does need to learn some more mechanics. 4k
matt/xpatriette: this showdown lurker will be able to show his worth with his meloettas and latiases. His creative, yet effective, team choices have already proven their strength in how far he’s gotten in this last seasonal 5k
Jahim: good but sometimes overpredicts. Has some teambuilding tendencies which can be preyed upon. 3k
Floristthebudew: good battler, made it really far this seasonal. 7k
Marilli: has top 12, top 8, and top 6 finishes in 3 different seasonals. Don’t let his memes or catgirl appearance distract you midbattle or you’ll find yourself in the dumpster. 10k
Grand empress: made it really far this last seasonal. 5k
DaWoblefet: i used to play vgc13 with this guy. He’s a really seasoned veteran of doubles play, and has dipped into smogon doubles over the past couple of years. Buy at your own risk because he has personally said that he may have activity issues. 4k
Checkmater: ninetales-sempai :333. 3k

This isn’t to say there aren’t more lowkey good players out there. This just means I haven’t met you. You lowkey players go out to the managers and prove your worth!
 
#44
Marilli and Florist is legit pro but dont know why they dont win ssnl maybe next one. But they r pro for real tho. Is spelling important in a meme thread