LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! Tonight, you will be treated to a visual spectacle! A real treat, if I may add. Because we have two of the greatest ASP battlers of all time. And here they come to the ring! First off, coming from the west end of the forest, he stands five feet, four inches and six nineteenths tall, weighing in at 140 pounds, carrying one monkey named Bubbles, give it up for ENERGY STORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! And now, for your viewing pleasure, our reigning champion! He hails from Philadelphia where brothers hug and kiss but no incest is performed... MAPLESANDWICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And I'm your host, Life, but nobody gives a shit about me. Order: Energy Storm sends out a Pokemon. MapleSandwich sends out a Pokemon and chooses orders. Energy Storm chooses orders. I kick back and chow down on some Pringles.