Day 2
The sun set, some man tried relentlessly to get his stupid computer to work. After two hours of work, he decided to plug it in. He wasted the next 3 hours trying to remember his log-in and password. He then called a representative of
StarMine©:
* Connecting to irc.synirc.net (6666)
<stupid_guy> Your stupid program doesn't work.
<stupid_guy> HELP I CAN'T GET IN THE INTERNET
<UncleSam> Excuse me sir or madam what seems to be the problem, in what appears to be an Indian accent.
<stupid_guy> THE INTERNET DOESN'T WORK
<UncleSam> Have you tried clicking the firefox icon?
<stupid_guy> WHAT'S THAT
<UncleSam> It looks like a fox on fire.
<stupid_guy> oh
<stupid_guy> WHY DOESN'T YOUR PROGRAM PRINT MONEY?
<UncleSam> Excuse me sir or madam?
<stupid_guy> I WANT TO MAKE MONEY
<UncleSam> ...
For 5 hours, UncleSam tried to explain the principles of
StarMine to stupid guy, when suddenly there appeared to be a huge net-split.
After relocating to Dejatoons, UncleSam breathed a sign of relief, but sure enough:
<even_stupider_guy> HOW DO I PRINT MONEY
<UncleSam> FOR THE LOVE OF GANESH
Unable to take it anymore, he hung himself from the nearest tree he could find:
UncleSam was
Treemax, allied with the
Moe Men.
However, it appears everyone relocated to Dejatoons alongside UncleSam (in an event completely unrelated to Sam's murder). It appears
on Dejatoons the dimensions are pretty twisted, whatever this means.
Lastly, there seems to have been more of the same murmuring as the night before:
it would not be a good idea to lynch imperfectluck. Pretty straightforward.
Day 2 will end at 2 AM EST Friday, November 12, 2010, CE. Please be sure to send any private votes to both billymills and bass today.