Completed Face The Music. 6v6 Brawl, Elevator Music vs The Royal Guard. Audience Wanted!

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  1. nyttyn

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    6V6 FE Brawl
    Training Items
    All Abilities
    Arena-Ref's Mind!
    0 recoveries/0 chills
    2 subs each


    The Royal Guard
    VS
    Elevator_Music!

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    "Alright, I want a good, clean old fashioned brawl! No aiming for the crotch, no hits below the belt, and most of all, no remorse! While we await for our players to get in position, a word from our sponsors."

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    "Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings? Perhaps the stress of work is just too much, or your loved one is giving you grief, and all you can do is stay awake in bed restlessly. Well, now DrinkCo has a solution! With new and improved Berry Energy! Harvested from only the finest shuckle, Berry Energy is bound to make you feeling nice and fine!

    In fact, it's so fine, that they have totally not paid me off to declare my love for Berry Energy and make it the first event! A pile of Berry Energy has been dropped in the center of the arena. Any pokemon may grab some, but it takes a full action to do so and ensures that any attack aimed for that pokemon hits and deals a extra point of damage! However, taking Berry Energy has +1 priority! That's right, it's so delicious your pokemon can't wait to just snatch it up! You only have until the end of the round to grab some, so get it soon! Berry Energy, so delicious and energizing!"

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    Berry Energy
    Held Item
    Consumed in a pinch (at 25% HP), this delicious drink restores 30 energy and 20 HP!

    If the pokemon is already currently holding a item, they will immediately consume Berry Energy upon attempting to pick it up, restoring 20 energy and 10 HP.

    Um nevermind. This is a brawl, and brawls are done by PMs.
  2. The Royal Guard

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    Posting so I can find this easier and to tell that togekiss and Porygon-Z to go away 9.9

    GL Elevator and thanks for reffing Nyttyn!
  3. Elevator Music

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    good idea, i already forgot i was in this....

    good luck to you too!
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    ”Move Order” (open)
    Weavile 125
    Lucario 104
    Venomoth 104 (SPEED TIE)
    Arcanine 95
    PorygonZ 90
    Serperior 83
    Togekiss 80
    Blastoise 78
    Revenankh 65
    Serviper 56
    Camerupt 34
    Carracosta 32

    ”THE POWER OF MATH” (open)
    Priority Wars
    +Omni Priority Fake Out
    Weavile used Fake Out on Camerupt!
    -4 EN
    Crit: 6801 (need 625) Nope
    Dam: (4 + (1.5 * 6) – (1.5 * 3) = 8.5
    +3 Rage Powder
    Venomoth used Rage Powder!
    -8 EN
    +3 Wide Guard
    Revenkah used Wide Guard!
    -7 EN
    +1 Berry Energy Grab
    Carracosta grabbed Berry Energy!
    Lucario tried used Shadow Claw on Revenkah, but was too pissed off at Venomoth and targeted it instead!
    -5 EN
    Crit: 4282 (need 625) nope
    Dam: (7 + (1.5 * 4) – (1.5 * 2) = 10 / 2 = 5)
    Arcanine used Heat Wave!
    -6 EN
    Wide Guard blocked it…
    PorygonZ used Hyper Beam on Arcanine! PorygonZ downloaded! +1 SpAtk!
    -10 EN
    Hit: 8859 (need 9000) Yes!
    Crit: 9860 (need 625) Nope.
    Dam: (15 + 3 + 2 + (1.5 * 7) – (1.5 * 2) = 27.5)
    PorygonZ is sluggish…
    Serperior used Leaf Storm on Carracoasta! At least, it tired too. It was too pissed off, and targeted Venomoth instead.
    -8 EN
    Hit: 9494 (Need 9000) NOPE.
    Togekiss used Heat Wave on Lucario/Weavile/Serperior!
    Hit Lucario: 252 (need 9000) Yep
    Crit Lucario: 2227 (need 1250) Nope
    Hit Weavile: 4588 (Need 9000) Yep
    Crit Weavile: 3808 (need 1250) Nope
    Hit Serperior: 3808 (need 9000) Yep
    Crit Serperior: 827 (need 1250) Yes
    Burn Lucario: 1183 (Need 2000) Yep!
    Burn Weavile: 9448 (Need 2000) Nope
    Burn Serperior: 9567 (Need 2000) Nope
    Dam Lucario: (10 * 0.75 + (1.5 * 6) – (1.5 * 2) = 13.5 * 1.5 = 20.25)
    Lucario was burned!
    Dam Weavile: (10 * 0.75 + (1.5 * 6) – (1.5 * 3) = 12 * 1.5 = 18)
    Dam Serperior: (10 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 6) – (1.5 * 3) = 15 * 1.5 = 22.5)
    Blastoise used Water Spout
    -7 EN
    Wide Guard blocked it…
    Serviper used Taunt on Venomoth, as it was too pissed off to taunt Togekiss!
    Acc: 6192 (need 5000) Yes
    -10 EN
    Venomoth is taunted!
    Camerupt flinched!
    Wide Guard faded…

    Round End
    Venomoth is taunted! 3a remain.
    Round Start
    Priority Wars
    +3 Follow Me
    Togekiss used Follow Me!
    -8 EN
    +3 Wide Guard
    Carracoasta used Wide Guard!
    -6 EN
    +1 Prirority
    Venomoth tried to grab Berry Energy, but was too taunted to do so!
    Weavile used Shadow Claw on Togekiss instead of Revenkah due to following Togekiss!
    -5 EN
    It had no effect! (Normal immunity to ghost)
    Lucario used Close Combat on Togekiss instead of PorygonZ!
    -7 EN
    Crit: 5618 (need 625) Nope.
    Dam: (12 + 3 - 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5 / 2 = 6.75)
    Lucario’s Def and SpDef dropped 1 stage!
    Lucario suffered 2 damage from its burn!
    Arcanine used Fire Fang on Togekiss instead of Venomoth!
    -4 EN
    Hit: 4341 (need 9500) Yes
    Flinch: 9620 (need 1000) No
    Burn: 6956 (need 1000) No
    Crit: 581 (need 625) Yes
    Dam: (7 + 3 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 16 / 2 = 8)
    PorygonZ is sluggish!
    PorygonZ used Swift on Arcanine/Blastoise/Serperior!
    -3 EN
    Crit Arcanine: 2004 (need 625) Nope
    Crit Blastoise: 8499 (need 625) Nope
    Crit Serperior: 9995 (need 625) Nope. Herman Cain!
    Dam Arcanine: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 2) = 15)
    Dam Blastoise: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5)
    Dam Serperior: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5)
    PorygonZ shook it off!
    Serperior used Frenzy Plant on Togekiss!
    -9 EN
    Hit: 9717 (need 9000) No
    Blastoise used Water Sprout!
    -11 EN
    Wide Guard blocked it…
    Serviper used Aqua Tail on Togekiss, as it was too mesmerized to hit Camerupt!
    -7 EN
    Hit: 1383 (need 9000) Yes
    Crit: 2193 (need 625) No
    Dam: (9 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 12 / 2 = 6)
    Camerupt used Eruption on Lucario/Weavile/Serperior
    -7 EN
    Crit Lucario: 9330 (need 625) no.
    Crit Weavile: 2543 (need 625) no.
    Crit Serperior: 4634 (need 625) no.
    Dam Lucario: (15 * .91 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) – (1.5 * 1) = 19.2375 * 1.5 = 28.85625)
    Dam Weavile: (15 * .91 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) – (1.5 * 3) = 16.2375 * 1.5 = 24.35625)
    Dam Serperior: (15 * .91 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) – (1.5 * 3) = 16.2375 * 1.5 = 24.35625)
    -4 Revenge
    Revenknah used Revenge on Weavile!
    -7 EN
    Crit: 1404 (need 625) NOPE
    Dam: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 13.5 * 2.25 = 30.375

    Wide guard faded!
    Venomoth is still pissed off! 3a remain

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    "And we're back! It seems the challengers have begun to fight! Lasfirlian starts us off by dashing straight out of the gate and delivering quite the fake out punch to Bakuuda, causing the dumb beast to stagger into a wall! That looks like it hurt! While he's recovering, his team mates are at work supporting the rest of the team! Morufon is letting loose what looks like some sort of powder from its wings...oooh it's all in the enemy team's eyes! They look really pissed off at Morufon! Revenkah crosses his arms and summons what appears to be some sort of energy barrier. It doesn't look very powerful, but I bet it'll knock away some of those lesser multitarget moves!

    Abagoora makes a grab for that delicious Berry Energy (Go buy some!), picking it up and then retreating back to the confines of his team. Lionheart charges forward and slashes at Morufon with a shadowy claw! Ouch, that look like it stung! Korlyam barks fire at elevator music's team, but it just bounces right off that shield! Oooh, I bet that Korlyam is feeling really embarrassed! PorygonZ appears to be charging up, and WOOOAH it fires a huge beam of energy at Korlyam! That looks like it REALLY hurt! I can't believe Korlyam is still standing after that blow! Looks like it took a lot of out PorygonZ, as it looks like it's busy panting and recovering!

    Togekissu appears to be charging something in his...huh? Oh, I've just been informed that Togekissu is actually a FEMALE. Well that keeps this from being a total sausage fest. Anyways, seems she's charging up great balls of fire in her wings...which she flaps, dispersing a intense wave of heat over the arena! Looks like she nailed Lionheart, Lasfirlian, and Serperior! Lionheart looks like he suffered some nasty burns from that, and OOOH it looks like Serperior is flailing in anguish! That must of hit him where it hurts! Sumvin tries to shoot a gout of water at elevator_music's team in vengeance, but it simply bounces off the forcefield.

    With all that flailing, the storm of leaves that Serperior just shot off COMPLETELY missed Morufon! That must feel like a real kick in the down under. Not only do you get hit really hard for super effective damage, you miss! What's next, the heavens smiting poor Serperior down with thunderbolts? VonKarma twitches his fangs back and forth, doing what appears to be some sort of snake-like curse to Morufon, who now looks rather pissed off. So pissed off, in fact, that it stops its dive for some delicious Berry Energy! That must have been some real taunt to keep the Venemoth away from its delicious Berry Energy (oh Arceus buy some)!

    Seems the barrier faded, just in time for Abagoora to throw up another! If I'd wager a guess, I'd say those forcefields are critical to elevator music's plans. Togekissu does some sort of...*nosebleed* Um, let's just say it's a very alluring dance, and that The Royal Guard's team is gunning for Togekissu now. Lasfirlian tries to slam a shadowy claw into Togekissu, but it just phazes through the sexy bird! Remember kids, ghost type moves do jack shit to normal types! Lionheart gets in some...um, let's just call it close combat with Togekissu, leaving himself way open for attacks. He rubs his burns in anguish, looks like he's really feeling that heat wave.

    Korlyam bites Togekissu with a flaming fang, causing a cry of anguish from the bird as he bites her right in the wing! Ouch! PorygonZ spits some stars out of itself as it nurses its hangover, battering Korlyam, Sumvin, and Serperior. Seems like that fixed its hangover issues, as it's fully back up on its feet! Serperior looks really pissed off as he throws a series of hugeass vines at Togekissu, looks like we might have a hentai scene on our hands...but no, Serperior misses again. Wow, you can just SEE the rage oozing from the snake's eyes! Sumvin goes for another gout of water at elevator music's team, but once again it simply bounces off the force field surrounding them. The Royal Guard better do something about those things and quick!

    VonKarma raises its tail to catch the deflected water and collects it into a globe, which it proceeds to smash into Togekissu...umm, yeah. Smash. Let's go with that. Bakuuda finally got his act together it seems, as pillars of magma shoot out of the humps in its back, smashing into Lionheart, Lasfirlian, and Serperior for MASSIVE DAMAGE! Finally, to end us off, Revenkath slowly lurches his way over to Lasfirlian and punches it in the face, dealing a HUGE chunk of damage! Quadruple weaknesses baby!

    Ding Ding! That's the end of the round! For the next round, I'm going to want some audience participation! My lovely assistants Necty and Calvier will give you a choice of items to throw. You may throw one item at each team, and may choose which pokemon gets hit by it. Choose wisely!"

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    "Let's help out those struggling pokemon, ok? :3"
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    CHOCOLATE
    Gives +1 to 3 random stats for 3a

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    Febreze
    Grants +10% accuracy and +1 damage to the pokemon's next three actions.

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    Horse Lemonade
    Grants +10 ENG and +10 HP, but confuses the target for 1a as they ponder where the sweet lemonaid came from.

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    "Fuck that, let's kick them while they're down! Schadenfeude, baby!"

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    Salt
    Gets in wounds, dealing 3 damage as well as increasing all damage taken by 10% for 3a.

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    "Speed"
    Does the exact oppisite of its name, slowing down the target pokemon and subtracting 1 stage of priority from all of its moves for 3a (0 becomes -1, +1 becomes 0, etc)

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    Cocaine
    Makes one feel invincible, lowering all damage taken by 2 but decreasing accuracy by 30%. Withdraw is suffered after 1a, confusing the target for 2a.

    To throw a item, in bold, say Throw <item> at <pokemon>. The exact wording does not matter, what does matter is saying it in bold, saying what item you throw, and saying who you want to throw it at. You may throw one item at one pokemon on each team, or a total of two items. You may start throwing items after I declare "Unleash the Audience," which will occur after both teams have sent me their orders. You will have 24 hours after that point to throw shit.
  5. nyttyn

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    UNLEASH THE AUDIENCE
  6. King Serperior

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    Throw [​IMG] at Serperior

    Throw Coke at P-Z
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    "Oooh, damaging folks? Let us enjoy this!"

    Throw Salt at Weavile
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    Cocaine at Serperior
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    Throw Febreze at Carracosta
  10. nyttyn

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    THROWING TIME OVER.

    REFFING NOW
  11. nyttyn

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    THE POWER OF MATH (open)

    PRIORITY WARS
    +Omnipriority Audience throwing crap
    King Eirlasdar threw CHOOCOOLATE at Eirlasdar!
    +1 Spatk! +1 SpDef! +1 Def!
    3 Actions Left!
    King Eirlasdar threw Cocaine at PorigonZ! (It's one hell of a drug)
    +2 Dmg Reduction! PorigonZ is tripping balls!
    3 Actions Left! 1 Action Until Withdraw!
    Dogfish44 threw salt in Lasfirlian's wounds!
    -3 HP! Lasfirlian is suffering!
    3 Actions Left!
    danceparty threw Febreze at Abagoora!
    +1 Dmg, +10% Accuracy, Smelling Good
    3 Actions Left!
    +3 Follow Me
    Togekissu used Follow Me!
    -12 EN
    +2 Mach Punch combo
    Revenkah used TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL MY SORROW! SHIIINNIIIINNGG MAACHHH PUUNNCCH! GOOO! GOOO! GOOOOO! on Lasfirlian
    -17.5 EN
    Crit: 2492 (need 625) nope
    Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 16.5 * 2.25 = 37.125 * 1.1 = 40.8375
    He's dead dave. Lasfirlian Fainted!
    Lionheart won Speed Tie (3152)
    Lionheart used Close Combat on Carracoa-Nope! Chuck Testa! Lionheart used Close Combat on Togekissu (what a perv.)
    -11 EN
    Crit: 5618 (need 625) Nope.
    Dam: (12 + 3 - 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5 / 2 = 6.75)
    Lionheart’s Def and SpDef dropped 1 stage! Now at -2!
    Lionheart suffered 2 damage from its burn!
    Morufon used U-Turn on Eirlasdar!
    -4 EN!
    Crit: 1862 (need 625) NOPE
    Dam: (7 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 4) = 7 * 1.5 = 10.5)
    Morufon is no longer taunted!
    Korlyam used Thunder Fang on Togekissu! Togekissu is just too sexy! Abagoora feels forever alone.
    -5 EN
    Hit: 3822 (need 9500) yes
    Crit: 6796 (need 625) no
    Para(hax): 5848 (need 1000) No
    Flinch(ax): 2373 (need 1000) No
    Dam: (7 / 2 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 6.5 * 1.5 = 9.75)
    PorigonZ is tripping balls!
    PorigonZ used Hyper Beam on Sumvin!
    -10 EN
    Hit: 1392 (need 6300) Yes
    Crit: 8692 (need 625) Nope
    Dam: (15 + 3 + 2 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 26)
    PorgyonZ is suffering withdrawl! PorigonZ is confused! (2a) PorigonZ is sluggish! (1a)
    Eirlasdar used Coil!
    -9 EN!
    +1 Atk! +1 Def! +1 Acc!
    Sumvin used Yawn on Togekissu!
    -7 EN
    Togekissu is drowsy!
    VonKarma used Toxic on Togekissu!
    Acc: 9844 (need 9000) (need 9000) (NEED 9000) MISS! AGAIN!
    -6 EN
    Bakuuda used Heat Wave on VonKarma/Eirlasdar/Lionheart!
    -6 EN
    Acc VonKarma: 496 (Yes) (need 9000)
    Crit VonKarma: 1446 (no) (need 625)
    hit Lionheart: 8447 (need 9000) Yes
    Crit Lionheart: 3455 (need 9000) No
    Hit Eirlasdar 985 (need 9000) Yes
    Crit Eirlasdar: 7404 (need 625) No
    Dam Lionheart: ((10 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 0) = 18 * 1.5 = 27 + (1.75 * 2) = 30.5)
    Dam VonKarma: ((10 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 15)
    Dam Eirlasdar: (10 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 4) = 12 * 1.5 = 18)
    Abagoora used Aqua Tail on Lionheart!
    Acc: 5346 + 10% = 5880.6 (need 9000) yes it hit!
    -6 EN
    Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 15 + 1 = 16)
    Round End
    Next Round!
    Revenakah is chilling the fuck out (must cooldown)
    Priority Wars!
    +omnipriority Fake Out
    Lasfirlian is knocked out!
    +3 Rage Powder
    Morufon used Rage Powder!
    -8 EN
    Morufon pissed off the enemy team!
    Lionheart used Thunder Punch on Morufon!
    -6 EN
    Hit: Yes
    Crit: 9941 (need 625) NOPE (i think the rng thought this was for hit)
    Parahax: 6117 (need 1000) NOPE
    Dmg: (8 / 2 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 7)
    Korlyam used Wild Charge on Morufon!
    -7.6 EN
    Crit: 3333 (need 625) (Nope, although you did summon the devil so gratz)
    Dmg: (7 + (4 / 1.5) / 2 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 9.33333335)
    Suffers 2.333333334 Recoil Damage
    PorigonZ is going through withdraw!
    Confusion: 2805 (need 5000) No Hit
    PorigonZ used Swift on Sumvin/VonKarma/Eirlasdar!
    -4 EN
    Hit: Yes (-- Accuracy bitches)
    Crit Sumvin: 3125 (need 625) Nope
    Crit VonKarma: 4275 (need 625) Nope
    Crit Eirlasdar: 9099 (need 625) Nope
    Dam VonKarma: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 2) = 15)
    Dam Sumvin: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5)
    Dam Eirlasdar: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 4) = 12)
    Eirlasdar Fainted! (the pain can end now my child)
    Togekissu used Hyper Beam on Sumvin!
    Hit: 2415 (need 1000) Yes
    -11 EN
    Crit: 9324 (need 1250) No
    Dam: (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 3) = 22.5)
    Togekissu is sluggish!
    Sumvin used Hydro Pump on Morufon (too pissed off to attack Bakuuda)
    -7 EN
    Hit: 9408 (need 8000) MISS
    VonKarma used Toxic on Morufon!
    -10 EN
    no miss no miss no miiiss
    Hit: 8305 (Need 9000) IT HITS!
    But did jack shit as Morufon is a poison type. Rage powder fuuuu
    Bakuuda used Earth Power on Korlyam!
    -6 EN
    Crit: 5533 (need 625) Negative
    Effect: 5615 (need 625) C8 (for those of you who don't play counter strike, negative)
    Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 16.5 * 1.5 = 24.75)
    Caracoasta used Waterfall on Lionheart (here it comes...)
    -5 EN
    Flinch: Not even bothering.
    Crit: 1017 (need 625) No
    Dam: (8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 1) = 17 + 1 = 18)
    Lionheart is knocked out! Good night sweet prince...

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    Status: KO'd
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    70 HP
    67 EN
    Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO
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    25 HP
    68 EN
    Status: PISSED THE FUCK OFF
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    0 HP
    N/A EN
    Status: Knocked the fuck out

    VS

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    63 HP
    63 EN
    Status: All Green
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    100 HP
    68 EN
    Status: All Green
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    79 HP
    80 EN
    Status: All Green
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    91 HP
    81 EN
    Status: All Green
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    100 HP
    73 EN
    Status: +1 SpAtk, Tripping Balls, Withdrawal (confused 1a)
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    100 HP
    82 EN
    Held Item: Berry Energy
    Status: All Green

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    "Well folks, a bunch of you threw crap at the poor pokemon this round! Eirlasdar opens his maw, gleeful to devour the chocolate, PorigonZ starts snorting the cocaine (holy fuck that pokemon has a problem), Lasfirlian has salt tossed in his wounds (OH THE HUMANITY), and Abagoora gets Febreze chucked at him, making him smell about 20% cooler. Lionheart starts us o-

    Oh wait nevermind, Revenkah just reinacted gundaman and dashed over at lightning speed, knocking out Lasfirlian with a mighty blow. That looks like it…hurt, paramedics go make sure Lasfirlian is ok. Meanwhile Togekissu is doing another sexy dance…excuse me for a minute, pause the match!

    *3 minutes later*

    Um..ok, I’m back. Resume. Lionheart proceeds to go in for another round of “Close Combat” against Togekissu, if you know what I mean, dropping its defenses even further! Also, more agonizing burns. Morufon makes a u-turn-round that would make even scatman john proud, whamming Eirlasdar for massive damage and breaking the flying bug’s taunt. Korlyam bits into Togekissu again, who flies upward to only be glanced by the lightning-infused fang. Sure, it still hurt, but Togekissu ain’t gettin’ bit in the wing again!

    PorigonZ is officially tripping balls, as he’s staggering everywhere WOAH HOLY FUCK ANOTHER HYPER BEAM RIGHT IN SUMVIN’S FACE! Damn those are exciting! PorigonZ starts shuddering after that…looks like he’s suffering from withdrawal! Sumvin yawns, seemingly unfazed by the hyper beam to the face, causing Togekissu to start getting drowsy… Um, no, this rope isn’t for her, don’t be silly. VonKarma tries to shoot a gunk of venom at Togekissu but misses! The gardener isn’t going to be a fan of replacing those plants…oh well. Bakuuda blows his load yet again on The Royal Guard’s team, shooting hot sticky magma onto VonKarma, Eirlasdar, and Lionheart. Abagoora goes in to smack Lionheart with a water covered tail, dealing a decent chunk of damage.

    Revenkah has to chill out after that massive punch. Morufon is there to cover his ass, as he drops another wave of aggravating powder OOOH RIGHT IN THE EYES AGAIN of The Royal Guard’s team. Pissed off beyond belief at all these misses and powder in their eyes, they move to beat the shit out of Morufon. Lionheart, staggering, on his last legs, launches a lightning-infused punch at Morufon, dealing…well, as much damage as you would expect a staggering pokemon to do. Korlyam runs past Lionheart’s fist to shroud himself in lightning and rams himself into Morufon, wincing lightly as the lightning courses though his body, taking a light bit of damage and knocking the moth back a bit.

    PorigonZ manages to still spit stars at The Royal Guard’s team despite suffering withdrawal and tripping balls, slicing and dicing VonKarma, Sumvin, and Eirlasdar, cutting the grass snake so hard that it finally goes down. At last, Eirlasdar gets to chill the fuck out. Togekissu fires a..absolutely amazing Hyper Beam at…Sumvin and…hang on, gotta get a paper towel for my nose, it’s bleeding like mad. Alright, there we go, VonKarma smacks Morufon with a gob of poison, which Morufon just…shrugs off. Can’t make poison types sick VonKarma! Sumvin fires off two massive jets of water from his back cannons…which both miss Togekissu, who doges with perfection. I think I’m in love.

    Huh, what? Oh right the match! Bakuuda cracks open the ground with one stomped hoof, causing it to glow gold as the arena…um, vomits? a mixture of various dirts and mud, blasting Korlyam right in the face and dealing a huge chunk of damage to the poor fire dog. Finally, Abagoora hunches over and summons a giant wave of water…and yes! At last, he knocks out the poor Lionheart, who gets flung into a corner. Paramedics, make sure Lionheart is fine. Aaand…cut to commercial.”

    Round 3: Get Up and Slam!

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    “WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING!? IS THIS WHAT I, CHARLES MOTHER FUCKING BARKELY, WOULD HAVE DONE?! OF COURSE NOT! WATCH HOW I DO IT!”
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    Charles Barkley used Point!
    “Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam
    Alright....
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    Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
    Come on and slam if you wanna jam
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    Hey you watcha gonna do
    Hey you watcha gonna do
    Hey you watcha gonna do
    Hey you watcha gonna do
    Party people in the house lets go
    It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
    Pass that thing and watch me flex
    Behind my back, you know what's next
    To the jam, all in your face
    Wassup, just feel the bass
    Drop it, rock it, down the room
    Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...
    Just work that body, work that body
    Make sure you don't hurt nobody
    Get wild and lose your mind
    Take this thing into over-time
    Hey DJ, TURN IT UP
    QCD, goin' burn it up
    C'mon y'all get on the floor
    So hey, let's go a'ight
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    “Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
    We're gonna take it into overtime
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
    Alright...
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    C'mon it's time to get hyped say "Hoop there it is"
    C'mon all the fellas say "Hoop there it is"
    C'mon one time for the ladies say "Hoop there it is"
    Now all the fellas say "Hoop there it is"
    C'mon and run, baby run
    C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
    Yeah, you want a hoop...so shoot, baby shoot
    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
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    Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am
    Get on the floor and jam
    It's the QCD on the microphone
    Girl you got me in the zone
    C'mon, C'mon and start the game
    Break it down, tell me your name
    We the team, I'm the coach
    Let's dance all night from coast to coast
    Just slide, from left to right
    Just slide, yourself the night
    QCD, drop the base
    3-point-1 all in your face
    Jam on it, let's have some fun
    Jam on it, One on One
    You run the hole and I run the "D"
    So C'mon baby just jam for me”

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    “SO SHUT UP AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
    COME ON AND SLAM! IF
    YOU
    WANT
    TO
    JAM!
    "

    For the duration of the round, working basketball flavor into your moves will grant benefits based on the ref’s discression and how great the flavor is. In addition, all pokemon have a 5% chance of their moves being replaced by Jamming, and all crits will be replaced by Chaos Dunk.
  12. nyttyn

    nyttyn

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    god that space jam crap was for nothing.

    I am disappoint in all of you.

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    0 HP
    EN: Doesn't matter
    Status: KO'd
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    31 HP
    77 EN
    Status: All Green
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    0 HP
    Don't Matter EN
    Status: KO'd
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    70 HP
    67 EN
    Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO
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    25 HP
    68 EN
    Status: PISSED THE FUCK OFF
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    0 HP
    N/A EN
    Status: Knocked the fuck out

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    63 HP
    63 EN
    Status: All Green
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    100 HP
    68 EN
    Status: All Green
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    79 HP
    80 EN
    Status: All Green
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    91 HP
    81 EN
    Status: All Green
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    100 HP
    73 EN
    Status: +1 SpAtk, Tripping Balls, Withdrawal (confused 1a)
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    100 HP
    82 EN
    Held Item: Berry Energy
    Status: All Green
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    Jamming replacement:
    3824
    8317
    7601
    3946
    6407
    2874
    1210
    3564
    5204
    4009
    Need 500
    Nobody's moves are replaced.

    PRIORITY WARS
    +3 Rage Powder
    Venemoth used Rage Powder!
    -12 EN
    +3 Wide Guard
    Revenkah used Wide Guard!
    -7 EN
    Venemoth pissed off the enemy team!
    +1 ExtremespeedWildCharge combo
    Arcanine used Lightning Blitz on Venemoth!
    -20.4 EN
    Crit: 6458 (need 625) No
    Dam: ( ( (8 + 7) / 2) + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 12)
    Recoil: 3 damage
    Confusion check: 1519 (need 5000) No Confuse
    PorygonZ used Hyper Beam on Blastoise!
    -10 EN
    Acc: 6051 (need 6300) Yep
    Crit: 7781 (need 625) No
    Dam: (15 + 3 + 2 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 26)
    PorygonZ is no longer tripping balls! PorygonZ is no longer confused! PorygonZ is sluggish!
    Blastoise fainted! Turtle soup anyone?
    Togekiss used Air Cutter on Serviper / Arcanine!
    -3 EN
    Acc: 8133 (need 9500) Yes
    Crit: 9457 (need 1250) No
    Dam seviper: ((6 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 2) = 13.5)
    Dam arcanine: ((6 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 2) = 13.5)
    Serviper used Poison Jab + Poison Tail on Venemoth (can't think of a amusing name for this combo)
    -12 EN
    Crit: 6205 (need 625) no
    Poison: 2070 (need 4000) yes, but venemoth is immune to poison.
    Dam: ( (8 / 2) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 11.5 * 0.67 = 7.705)
    Camerupt used GAIA STORM on Serviper!
    -28 EN
    Crit: 5366 (need 625) No
    Effect: 6715 (need 2000) No
    Dam: (9 * 2.25 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 24.75 * 1.5 = 37.125)
    Carracoasta used Aqua Tail on Arcanine!
    -6 EN
    Hit: 9572 (need 900) No. Jesus. CHRIST.
    oh god we're actually going into round 2
    Priroity wars
    No priority
    Venomoth used Psychic on Serviper!
    -7.5 EN
    Crit: 3164 (need 625) No
    Effect: 4271 (need 1000) No
    Dmg: (9 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 2) = 10.5)
    OH GOD ITS STILL NOT DEAD
    worry not it dies in 2a
    OH GOD HUGE SPOILERS
    PorygonZ used Swift on Seviper and Arcanine!
    - some arbitary level of EN it doesn't matter it's not enough to EN KO and the game's almost over but if you insist it's -4 EN
    Dam Arcanine: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 2) = 15)
    Dam Seviper: See Above
    Both fainted.
    Redundant shit below:
    Togekiss used HYPER BEAAAAM on Seviper
    -11 EN
    Crit: 6180 (need 1250) no.
    Dmg: It died.
    If you insist.
    (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 2) = 24)
    Seviper dies.
    Revenkah used Rock Slide on Arcanine!
    -6 EN
    Hit: 5836 (used 9000)
    Effect: cooldown doesn't matter if it gets flinched
    Dmg: (8 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 11 * 1.5 = 16.5)
    and because why not
    Carracoasta used Aqua Tail on Arcanine!
    -10 EN
    Hit: 5477 (need 9000) Yes
    Crit: 852 (need 625) No
    Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 15 * 1.5 = 22.5)
    Arcanine would faint but is already fainted!

    OH GOD ITS OVER


    All Dead

    Vs

    All Alive

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    "Venemoth starts us off by throwing MORE enraging powder into The Royal Guard's eyes! They might need glasses after this... Revenkah throws up yet another forcefield around Eelevator Music's team. Arcanine charges forward into Venemoth to try and score a last minute kill...but it seems it didn't hurt him that much. PorygonZ makes turtle soup by blowing up blastoise with a hyper beam to the face! Paramedics are on site to treat to Blastoise.

    Seviper makes a desprate jab at Venemoth, but the bug isn't particularly bothered by the poisonous assualt. It proceeds to slam Seviper into the wall with a psychic blast, and PorygonZ cleans up, knocking out Arcanine and Seviper with Swift.

    That's it!

    Elevator Music wins 6-0!

    ...

    Togekissu, I just met you
    and this is crazy
    but here's my number
    so call me maybe?"

    Rewards:
    I get 14 UC
    Both contestants get 4 CC
    All competing pokemon get the standard rewards: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC if they are not EC/DC capped, 3 MC otherwise.

    PorygonZ gets 4 KOC
    Revenkah gets 1 KOC
    Carracoasta gets 1 KOC
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