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Well, today, apparently Spiffy decided he would go outside to get a breather. As he walked outside, he suddenly smelled a very horrible stench:
It was the smell of dead flesh.
While that was going on,
undisputed and
capefeather were busy Poker outside cape's tent.
vonFiedler and
Nanoswine were busy getting their swords polished.
Flamestrike of course, was lighting up a cigarette (hey, even if he's never done it, he did it now).
Suddenly, Spiffy started howling in the distance. Each of you became suddenly a little more alert, and ran over to what was happening.
You notice that there is a dead body next lying next to Spiffy. It is the body of your beloved friend,
Nanoswine.
The poor man had been electrocuted and swamped by the boiling water of your neighborly friendly geyser. Sadly, the only remnants besides his burnt flesh and clothes was a small note.
So small, it was only visible to Spiffy. You all gathered around him as he exclaimed, "OHAY GUYS!!!! I FOUNDZ A TEENY WEENY NOTE!!!"
Nobody, of course, answered him. He decided he would highlight each of you:
<Spiffy>: theangryscientist
<Spiffy>: Crux
<Spiffy>: Flamestrike
<Spiffy>: ~NJ
<Spiffy>: RBG
<Spiffy>: vonFiedler
<Spiffy>: Quagsires
<Spiffy>: Sledge
<Spiffy>: undisputed
<Spiffy>: capefeather
<Spiffy>: HD
After highlighting each of you, he began reading it:
"
Acklow said:
Dear Nanoswine,
You are the Monk.
Monks are very resilient melee fighters. Their Retaliate ability allows them to counterattack while on the defensive.
You have 13 HP. Your standard Attack Power is 2.
Being a melee strategist, you are capable of figuring out your foe’s strategies with relative ease. However, you usually can only do this once your foe has actually attacked you. Thus, at Night, you may send Acklow and Johann a PM titled, “Night x- Retaliate”. You will get into a defensive posture. In doing so, anybody that hurts you during the night will leave their full role PM.
You know the identity of the Sage. The Sage is <SNIP, well seriously, most of you know anyways>.
You are allied with the Earth Crystal Warriors. You win if the Earth Crystal Warriors eliminate the WoL and the Fire Crystal Warriors.
"
And with that, he looked up at you and said, "OHHH SOOOO SAAADDD!!!"
Of course, you couldn't take the fact that he was being so fucking annoying, so you decided to do the worst thing possible:
Subject him to listen to Justin Bieber's singing. Of course, that didn't affect him too much, so each of you pulled out your newly purchased Spartan Lasers,
and blasted him one at a time into "Teeny Weeny" bits.
It wasn't pretty:
Of course, as he was being blown to bits, his last cry was:
"WHAT ABOUT RARE555 AND CRUX? THEY HAVE SEEMed disappe...
And with that, Spiffy was utterly destroyed. Of course, he was correct about
RaRe555 and
Crux, as both seemed to have disappeared.
Since poor
Nanoswine was killed, you each decided to kill someone yourselves (other than that insignificant peasant, Spiffy).
IT IS NOW DAY 7!!! DAY 7 ENDS IN 48 HOURS (8:00 P.M. EST) OR UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS ATTACKED!!!