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Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by Widow Twanky, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. Widow Twanky

    Widow Twanky

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    Flame of the day. MSN log, to prove how stupid Byo (or Growlithe, so you can spot him and tell him how stupid he is) is. Shit, it's 32 pages long, as well! The nub sure had a lot to say for himself, for a nub. Anyway, without further ado:

    Bill says:
    you don't have to email me seeing as I'm here :/
    Balto says:
    you don't have to e-mail me either
    Bill says:
    ok just read your last email, whatever...
    Balto says:
    i already replied
    Balto says:
    ya?
    Bill says:
    the problem is that it didn't look convenient for me to host
    Bill says:
    that and the fact I kind of od'ed my posting on the new forums XD
    Balto says:
    od'ed?
    Bill says:
    sorry anyway, even if I did apologise I wouldn't be able to help you
    Bill says:
    yeah, I kind of bollocked you
    Bill says:
    I went over the top
    Bill says:
    and I shouldn't have
    Bill says:
    I didn't think about what I was saying
    Bill says:
    it was still rofl though
    Bill says:
    you should have seen the funny side of it
    Bill says:
    or maybe you did
    Balto says:
    that's why i laughed
    Bill says:
    you did laugh?
    Bill says:
    at least I won't have some crazed psycho tracing my address and killing me with an icepick
    Bill says:
    friends?
    Balto says:
    yeah
    Balto says:
    sure
    Bill says:
    ok then
    Bill says:
    besides you can't blame me for being stupid
    Bill says:
    tuesdays always suck for me
    Bill says:
    that one just went particularly badly
    Bill says:
    and I realised what a fuck up I'd made, but not after it actually happened
    Bill says:
    I'm sorry
    Balto says:
    np
    Bill says:
    now that's sorted, how about auth? XD
    Bill says:
    ROFL
    Balto says:
    what's with it?
    Bill says:
    what's with what?
    Bill says:
    I was being stupid
    Bill says:
    requesting auth
    Balto says:
    oh
    Balto says:
    x
    Balto says:
    d
    Bill says:
    when It's clear I haven't chnace of getting any... D:
    Bill says:
    btw, no need to unban me
    Bill says:
    I already reregistered under the name of "doppleganger"
    Bill says:
    the hint is in the name
    Bill says:
    and can I repost my RBY guide at least? I'm kinda proud of that
    Bill says:
    anyway did you like the RUSA one?
    Balto says:
    nope
    Balto says:
    <_<
    Balto says:
    you didn't give the correct standart sets
    Balto says:
    there was no correct sceptile
    Bill says:
    the rby ones I did
    Balto says:
    and you always do a CB'd version
    Bill says:
    yeah I noticed that
    Balto says:
    believe me: only a few pokemons can CB
    Balto says:
    you CB'd a sceptile, for fucks sake
    Bill says:
    what do you mean about sceppy anyway?
    Bill says:
    i didn't!
    Bill says:
    one sec
    Bill says:
    let me check that
    Balto says:
    Lack of stall sec
    Balto says:
    never given substitute option
    Bill says:
    no, I did mcsceptile
    Balto says:
    lack of HP Ice/Fire
    Bill says:
    wtf?
    Bill says:
    I did all that!
    Balto says:
    mcsceptile?
    Balto says:
    no
    Bill says:
    what the hell?
    Balto says:
    you didn't
    Bill says:
    yes I fucking did
    Balto says:
    HP needs to be present in EVERY sceptile
    Bill says:
    rofl
    Balto says:
    or else, it dies on the beach
    Bill says:
    I can't believe I omitted that
    Balto says:
    because it can't do shit to Celebi, to other Sceptiles or to any other grass
    Bill says:
    I have to check
    Bill says:
    Im sure i did put that!
    Bill says:
    if i didn't then I'm a complete idiot
    Bill says:
    because I use sceptile all the time and I always take sub seed and hp ice
    Bill says:
    çit's the only one i use
    Balto says:
    and
    Balto says:
    leaf blader
    Bill says:
    ...
    Balto says:
    focus puncher
    Bill says:
    yes and that
    Balto says:
    did you mention focus puncher?
    Bill says:
    leaf blade
    Bill says:
    i did
    Bill says:
    so what, at least it helps if bliss comes in
    Bill says:
    and 85 att isn't bad
    Bill says:
    ok did you actually read the guide
    Bill says:
    or ami missing something
    Balto says:
    i read untill i saw sceptile
    Balto says:
    i read the first pokemon, basicly
    Bill says:
    I'm looking at the guide
    Bill says:
    and it says
    Bill says:
    SCEPTILE @ Leftovers

    Substitute
    Leech Seed
    Leaf Blade
    HP Ice

    0/0/0/252/252/6
    Timid

    Bill says:
    i saved three versions and they all have this
    Bill says:
    so what's the deal?
    Balto says:
    besides, you do it on a bad way <_<
    Bill says:
    Did the email not send or what
    Bill says:
    what way is that <_<
    Bill says:
    what's bad about it
    Balto says:
    why don't you just export the text from a NB team?
    Balto says:
    it's easier
    Balto says:
    more understandable
    Balto says:
    etc
    Bill says:
    ok how do you do that
    Balto says:
    <_
    Balto says:
    <
    Bill says:
    and anyway just because i don't know
    Balto says:
    ok
    Balto says:
    nevermind..
    Bill says:
    doesn't make me a bad player
    Balto says:
    and why do you call them DV's?
    Bill says:
    ok I do know how to do that
    Bill says:
    Diversification values
    Bill says:
    what do you call them?
    Bill says:
    Up Your Ass Points?
    Balto says:
    no
    Balto says:
    wrong
    Balto says:
    it's EV's
    Balto says:
    Effort Values
    Balto says:
    do you actually go to Expert?
    Bill says:
    lol
    Bill says:
    yes
    Balto says:
    so
    Bill says:
    of course
    Balto says:
    it says there
    Balto says:
    and you still don't know
    Bill says:
    ok then
    Balto says:
    and what's with Shell Bell Sceptile?
    Balto says:
    ._.
    Bill says:
    the first I learned about DVs was reading a guide about them
    Bill says:
    and the guide called them that
    Balto says:
    does Sceptile even learn Crunch?
    Bill says:
    and it kind of stuck
    Bill says:
    uh YES
    Balto says:
    or Earthquake?
    Bill says:
    and you didn't know? lol
    Bill says:
    yes...
    Balto says:
    it's no use on Sceptile
    Bill says:
    you didn't know any of that?
    Bill says:
    you're such a funny guy
    Bill says:
    do you have MKPP?
    Bill says:
    the old version with the movesets?
    Balto says:
    nope
    Balto says:
    i just checked
    Bill says:
    i see
    Balto says:
    i never even care about useless moves
    Bill says:
    you should get that
    Balto says:
    Crunch and Earthquake are useless on Scep
    Balto says:
    when you have other moves
    Balto says:
    better moves
    Bill says:
    for example
    Balto says:
    wrong again
    Bill says:
    ok i defend myself here
    Bill says:
    earthquake is given in the LAST SLOT
    Balto says:
    Blaziken can't Reversel on Substitute
    Balto says:
    it's slow as ass
    Balto says:
    *Reversal
    Bill says:
    meaning it is only mentioned as a last ditch move
    Bill says:
    the same for crunch
    Balto says:
    huh
    Balto says:
    no
    Bill says:
    blaz has 80 speed
    Balto says:
    it doesn't work like that
    Bill says:
    and if you force a switch
    Bill says:
    or "guess" you are faster than them
    Balto says:
    you put it like - Filler/Earthquake/etc
    Bill says:
    it does actually work
    Balto says:
    and it isn't guess
    Balto says:
    it's predict
    Balto says:
    and Thunderpunch isn't for a last slot
    Bill says:
    whatever
    Balto says:
    either you use it as a main slot, or you don0t
    Bill says:
    don't be so picky
    Balto says:
    *don't
    Bill says:
    are you finished yet?
    Balto says:
    Blaziken can't reversal @ sub
    Balto says:
    it needs Endure
    Balto says:
    i'm going through all the list
    Bill says:
    look I've asked this before
    Balto says:
    Endure always goes first
    Bill says:
    yeah well shut up
    Bill says:
    because I don't care
    Balto says:
    Sub gets destroyed
    Balto says:
    and gets owned like ass
    Balto says:
    with you not giving him max speed
    Bill says:
    ok then i've asked you before?
    Balto says:
    it gets outspeed by Jolteons, who could care less about you when they ohko after petaya activated
    Bill says:
    can I talk or not?
    Balto says:
    no, not yet
    Bill says:
    are you obsessed with your monologue?
    Balto says:
    you'll defend yourself when i finish
    Bill says:
    then fine, i'm not listening
    Bill says:
    ok then fine ._.
    Balto says:
    and what's with Thudnerpunch?
    Bill says:
    lol
    Balto says:
    it's Thunderpunch
    Bill says:
    typo
    Balto says:
    you always do that typo
    Bill says:
    that's correct byo
    Balto says:
    so it's not a typo
    Balto says:
    you just don't know how to write it
    Bill says:
    how about that? *sarcasm*
    Bill says:
    funny
    Bill says:
    I'm 20 and I got an A in english
    Balto says:
    you still can't type Thunderpunch correctly
    Bill says:
    you think I don't know how to spell "thunder"?
    Balto says:
    age and grades matter not
    Bill says:
    and besides, check out your spelling
    Balto says:
    Swamp doesn't need Focus when it can get rest as a way better move
    Bill says:
    you spell Weapon "weapond"
    Balto says:
    i'm portuguese, it's not strange that I'm not a great typer
    Bill says:
    I mean what the fuck?
    Bill says:
    than stop criticising me for not being able to type
    Balto says:
    Mightyena doesn't use CB
    Bill says:
    it's ridiculous
    Balto says:
    not with Toxic
    Bill says:
    I could correct you on a mission words
    Bill says:
    but I don't
    Balto says:
    it needs Swagger
    Bill says:
    because I don't care
    Balto says:
    and it needs less CB
    Bill says:
    then do your own movesets
    Balto says:
    Mightyena is way better as a staller than as a CB'er
    Bill says:
    that's all I can sau
    Balto says:
    finally
    Balto says:
    wait
    Balto says:
    i was about to say there was finally a good pokemon
    Balto says:
    but sorry, my mistake
    Balto says:
    why the fuck is there only ONE Linoone set?
    Bill says:
    If you think you can do better ones, then what are you doing here poncing about telling lme what to do
    Bill says:
    The obvious thing here
    Balto says:
    sub/endureflailer and drumnoon are different sets
    Balto says:
    you can't examin them in the same set
    Bill says:
    is that you can't find errors in the guide
    Bill says:
    so you make up a load
    Balto says:
    i'm not telling you what to do
    Balto says:
    i'm telling you whats wrong
    Bill says:
    Look
    Balto says:
    and I don't do a guide because i find it useless
    Balto says:
    i already have tons of them
    Bill says:
    everything you've said I am aware of
    Balto says:
    i have no need in getting a new one
    Balto says:
    there you are again
    Balto says:
    CB'er with Toxic
    Balto says:
    you don't do that
    Balto says:
    Toxic and CB does not match
    Bill says:
    so you don't want a moveset guide in your forum?
    Bill says:
    yes it does
    Balto says:
    or you'll struggle, if you survive
    Bill says:
    after toxic you switch out anyway
    Balto says:
    no it doesn't
    Balto says:
    yeah
    Balto says:
    1 vs 1
    Balto says:
    you just used toxic to kill your opponent
    Balto says:
    your new opponent is Registeel
    Balto says:
    Bai Beautifly, nice meeting you!
    Balto says:
    and I'm not even gonna talk about Dustok
    Balto says:
    *Dustox
    Bill says:
    I'm sorry, but people do use toxic on cbers
    Bill says:
    it's a fact of life
    Balto says:
    since you only provide one set to each one
    Balto says:
    and they both suck
    Balto says:
    CB Toxic isn't used
    Balto says:
    ok
    Balto says:
    one set for Ludicolo only
    Bill says:
    and they generally make sure they don't use toxic when that's their last poke!
    Bill says:
    I'm sorry but you aren't that good a player!
    Balto says:
    and that set doesn't even get a mention about Leech Seed
    Balto says:
    what the fuck is that?
    Balto says:
    and Giga Drain
    Balto says:
    should I lol?=
    Balto says:
    HP Grass is x10 better
    Balto says:
    Toxic.. I don't think so
    Bill says:
    ok one sec
    Balto says:
    Ludi has two different sets
    Balto says:
    and you only analized one
    Bill says:
    thanks to you, everyone on your forum is spelling weapon "weapond"
    Bill says:
    nobody has corrected you
    Bill says:
    apart from me
    Balto says:
    and i'm not even talking about EV's
    Balto says:
    Shiftry is ok, i guess
    Balto says:
    huh
    Balto says:
    actually, someone corrected me
    Bill says:
    oh wow
    Balto says:
    and the RPG Mods 101 is corrected
    Bill says:
    that's a shame .8;
    Balto says:
    don't change topic
    Balto says:
    just because you're getting owned
    Bill says:
    I4M NOT CHAINGING TOPIC
    Balto says:
    again, back to Shiftry
    Bill says:
    owned... funny
    Bill says:
    it's no wonder you have sero friends, byo
    Bill says:
    *zero
    Balto says:
    Shiftry deserves a mention on Extrasensory
    Bill says:
    ._.
    Balto says:
    you can't even type zero properly
    Balto says:
    and i have friends
    Bill says:
    and you can't even type weapond properly
    Balto says:
    and Extrasensory does loads to Weezing, if you're wondering
    Bill says:
    so stfu
    Balto says:
    you just said weapond
    Bill says:
    amazing
    Balto says:
    so you stfu
    Bill says:
    yes
    Balto says:
    because you just typo'ed aswell
    Balto says:
    and don't change topics
    Bill says:
    itw as a joke and don't pretend you don't know
    Balto says:
    also
    Balto says:
    Shifty deserves another mention
    Bill says:
    unless you genuinely do have an irony bypass
    Balto says:
    one that i used
    Bill says:
    explaining the former lack of friends
    Bill says:
    laa di daah
    Bill says:
    I'm listening very hard
    Bill says:
    anyway, when you'fe finished
    Bill says:
    I am definitely saving this log
    Bill says:
    and changing the guide as per your instructions
    Balto says:
    deserves a mention about Synteshis and Growth
    Bill says:
    then I am posting it on the forums ok?
    Balto says:
    nope
    Balto says:

    Balto says:
    you're not
    Bill says:
    and If you don't like it then it's your own bloody fault alright?
    Balto says:
    I don't need your guide
    Balto says:
    when I have better
    Bill says:
    i know that
    Bill says:
    but the forum does
    Bill says:
    and its members need to see one
    Bill says:
    it makes the forum more professional
    Balto says:
    WAIT
    Balto says:
    ROFL
    Bill says:
    and they need a place to post strat
    Balto says:
    ROFLCOPTERS
    Bill says:
    and the old dr forum
    Bill says:
    well
    Balto says:
    CB Shiftry
    Balto says:
    so fun
    Balto says:
    XD
    Balto says:
    so fucking fun
    Balto says:
    oh well
    Bill says:
    the move set place was the most active part of the forum iirc
    Balto says:
    let's just skip the ones that don't matter
    Bill says:
    shiftry has 90 attack
    Balto says:
    because we were the only ones talking there
    Bill says:
    you don't know much taht isn't essential, do you?
    Balto says:
    it's not Façade, it's Facade
    Bill says:
    no
    Bill says:
    i said the old forum
    Bill says:
    don't act like an idiot
    Balto says:
    Swellow needs mention for Endeavor
    Bill says:
    not the new one
    Bill says:
    but it's no good
    Balto says:
    Pelliper.. oh lord
    Bill says:
    byo is off ona nother monologue
    Balto says:
    not even going to mention it
    Bill says:
    stopping only to point out a major fault in the guide
    Balto says:
    now we get to the Gardevoir part, the one that interests me
    Balto says:
    first mistake on Gardevoir: only one set
    Bill says:
    that he just made up in an attempt to make me look stupid
    Balto says:
    Gardevoir can get loads and loads of sets
    Bill says:
    that isn't a mistake
    Bill says:
    having only one set isn't a "mistake"
    Balto says:
    then, Rest
    Balto says:
    ROFL
    Balto says:
    restresterest
    Balto says:
    AJAHAAHAHAH
    Bill says:
    it's about a lack of time and space
    Balto says:
    rest on Gardevoir
    Balto says:
    LOL
    Bill says:
    and I just listed the best sets
    Bill says:
    ok then
    Bill says:
    waste-of-breath man
    Bill says:
    finishd?
    Balto says:
    why rest when you can switch in on a Water Absorber Vaporeon to receive life boost from Surf, or Jolteon with TBolt and bolt absord?
    Balto says:
    *absorb
    Bill says:
    azmazing...
    Balto says:
    needs more mention of Hypnosis, WoW, among others
    Balto says:
    it's amazing btw
    Bill says:
    bollocks
    Balto says:
    so, next one
    Balto says:
    OH WAIT
    Balto says:
    SALAC BERRY
    Balto says:
    ROFL
    Balto says:
    xD
    Bill says:
    rest is standard on gardy
    Balto says:
    not even gonna talk
    Bill says:
    only idiots don't know that
    Balto says:
    REST IS STANDART ON GARDEVOIR
    Balto says:
    ok
    Balto says:
    you're not posting this on my forums xD
    Balto says:
    rofl
    Bill says:
    oh,a nd you only listen to me when I say something you can find fault in
    Balto says:
    Breloom
    Balto says:
    2 sets
    Bill says:
    triffic
    Bill says:
    well done
    Balto says:
    finally, something right
    Bill says:
    yeah wow
    Balto says:
    it's terrific
    Bill says:
    well you sure showed me eh byo? XD
    Balto says:
    first breelomg
    Bill says:
    idiot
    Balto says:
    Spore, Focus, Sub/Endure, HP Ghost/LSeed/Mach Punch
    Balto says:
    take off endure, it's worth for nothing
    Balto says:
    LSeed isn't that needed hen you can get better
    Balto says:
    needs more mention of Spore/SD/Sky Uppercut/HP Ghost
    Bill says:
    swordsdance?
    Balto says:
    then, CBreloom
    Bill says:
    and what is the enemy gonna be doing while you SD?
    Bill says:
    eating his dinner?
    Balto says:
    Focus on CB isn't that good unless it's a Hera
    Bill says:
    flying is the most common attacking type
    Bill says:
    ice is second
    Balto says:
    and you get one free SD after Spore
    Bill says:
    weak to both
    Bill says:
    *
    Bill says:
    and fire, too
    Balto says:
    LOL
    Bill says:
    and poison
    Balto says:
    god
    Bill says:
    pwnt
    Balto says:
    POISON
    Balto says:
    ROFLCOTPERS
    Balto says:
    XD
    Balto says:
    OH MY LORD
    Balto says:
    godness
    Balto says:
    you are SO FUNNY
    Bill says:
    stop using that FDUCKING ANNOYING WORD YOU FUCKING NYMPHOMANIAC
    Balto says:
    ROFLCOPTERS
    Balto says:
    XD
    Bill says:
    rofl fucking copters...
    Balto says:
    NYMPHOMANIAC
    Balto says:
    ROFL
    Balto says:
    COPTERS
    Balto says:

    Balto says:
    you're SO FUNNY
    Balto says:
    Vigoroth
    Bill says:
    there is nothing more annoying than an arrogant brainless foreigner who doesn't speak the lingo
    Balto says:
    Salac Berry Vigoroth
    Bill says:
    yeah, lol eh?
    Balto says:
    no need for Fail and Reversal on same moveset
    Bill says:
    what an idiot?
    Bill says:
    Fail?
    Bill says:
    what's that?
    Balto says:
    *Flail
    Bill says:
    lol
    Bill says:
    FLAIL I think you mlean
    Bill says:
    better
    Balto says:
    azmazing, what's that?
    Balto says:
    AMAZING is what you mean
    Bill says:
    azmazing, lol
    Balto says:
    mlean, what's that?
    Balto says:
    MEAN is what you want to say
    Balto says:
    next
    Bill says:
    oh just get on with it
    Balto says:
    Flail + Reversal on same set is shit
    Bill says:
    stop wasting your life
    Balto says:
    needs more Endure instead of Sub
    Bill says:
    ohw ell absolutely
    Balto says:
    get a better move to use like BU
    Bill says:
    I'm all fucking ears on this one
    Balto says:
    Bulk Up, if you don't know
    Balto says:
    and it isn't ohw ell, it's oh well
    Bill says:
    I'm gonna post this on smogon and expose your isiocy to the world.
    Balto says:
    CBVigoroth
    Bill says:
    yeah nice one
    Balto says:
    not even gonna mention it
    Balto says:
    <_<
    Bill says:
    at least i didn't think you spell weapon with a d
    Balto says:
    CB Slaking
    Balto says:
    CBSlaking sounds right
    Bill says:
    i ignored it the first time, but then i saw you use it again, and again
    Balto says:
    Lum Berry also sounds fun
    Balto says:
    though it isn't commong
    Balto says:
    *common
    Bill says:
    no*
    Balto says:
    I've seen it around
    Balto says:
    once or twice
    Bill says:
    it's my own set
    Bill says:
    i never seen it used
    Balto says:
    Ninjask
    Bill says:
    yes?
    Bill says:
    ...
    Balto says:
    wait
    Balto says:
    i was talking to someone
    Bill says:
    what do you think i'm doing?
    Bill says:
    masturbating?
    Bill says:
    what are you talking about
    Balto says:
    well, Double Team should be taken off, as it's considered an hax move and isn't allowed in many servers
    Bill says:
    er
    Bill says:
    it is in smogon
    Balto says:
    Swords Dance, substitute, BP, HP Bird, Silver Wind, all good options, all mentioned
    Balto says:
    it isn't in most of NB
    Bill says:
    hey baby
    Bill says:
    i rock
    Balto says:
    and most of NB players don't play against it
    Bill says:
    it is in smogon
    Balto says:
    CBJask is also fun
    Bill says:
    and most nbers play in smogon
    Bill says:
    owned
    Balto says:
    wait, why did you post it already?
    Bill says:
    yes
    Bill says:
    post what?
    Balto says:
    there's still a long way to go
    Balto says:
    we're just in Ninjask
    Bill says:
    oh wow
    Balto says:
    and not all nbers play on smogon
    Bill says:
    didn't know that
    Bill says:
    lol
    Bill says:
    98% do
    Balto says:
    in fact, there's more people hating smogon than loving smogon
    Bill says:
    all the newbies do
    Balto says:
    they're just not united
    Balto says:
    and no
    Bill says:
    so what
    Balto says:
    newbies only count to spam or to use clan names
    Balto says:
    so yeah
    Balto says:

    Bill says:
    I used to hate smogon but even i grew out of that
    Balto says:
    Shedinja sounds fun, but not the standart one
    Bill says:
    ok well there you go
    Balto says:
    CB Shedinja is also cool
    Bill says:
    I gues you're right and I'm wrong all along
    Bill says:
    so you're actually reading the fuide this time, huh
    Balto says:
    it's guide, btw
    Bill says:
    well shuck
    Bill says:
    guilty as charged
    Balto says:
    Exploud
    Balto says:
    needs some better moveset
    Balto says:
    but that works
    Bill says:
    next time I know a portugese word and correct you on it, I won't hesitate
    Balto says:
    you went for the most common attacks
    Bill says:
    ok then
    Balto says:
    dude
    Bill says:
    what would you siggest?
    Balto says:
    i don't miss portuguese words
    Bill says:
    for exploud?
    Balto says:
    and it's suggest
    Bill says:
    oh lol
    Balto says:
    and i don't miss portuguese words
    Bill says:
    well I guess not
    Bill says:
    if you're as stupid as that how can you afford to?
    Balto says:
    unless it's a typo, and i correct all the typos i see that come out of my keyboard
    Bill says:
    weapond
    Balto says:
    you don't have any other good flaming, do you»?
    Bill says:
    weapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapondweapond
    Balto says:
    so let's just keep watching your dumbness on the guide
    Bill says:
    oh lol
    Bill says:
    whatever
    Balto says:
    Hariyama
    Balto says:
    needs
    Balto says:
    Fake Out
    Bill says:
    hey, at least I HAVE a guide
    Balto says:
    needs more mention for CB
    Bill says:
    what the fuvck?
    Balto says:
    I also have a guide
    Bill says:
    OK lol
    Balto says:
    outdated but I have one
    Bill says:
    I'll enjoy seeing people's comments ons lmogon
    Balto says:
    Nosepass
    Balto says:

    Bill says:
    hmm
    Balto says:
    whatever, you go with your Toxic Nosepass
    Bill says:
    go on
    Balto says:
    Delcatty
    Balto says:
    can't
    Balto says:
    Subflail
    Bill says:
    give me a better nosepass set
    Balto says:
    nor BP
    Balto says:
    it can do better things
    Bill says:
    give me a better nosepass set
    Balto says:
    it's better as a staller
    Bill says:
    give me a better nosepass setgive me a better nosepass set
    Balto says:
    Keen Eye on Sableye LOL
    Bill says:
    YOU CAN4T
    Bill says:
    idiot
    Bill says:
    you can't beat my nosepass set
    Balto says:
    confuse ray is always beter than dynamicpunch
    Balto says:
    thief
    Balto says:
    LOL
    Bill says:
    and you won't admit it
    Balto says:
    Mawile
    Balto says:
    LOL
    Balto says:
    not gonna comment Mawile..
    Bill says:
    go on
    Balto says:
    needs more mention about Fake Out on Medicham
    Balto says:
    3 sets and none of them mentions it
    Balto says:
    first Manectric even sounds fun
    Balto says:
    second one is rofl
    Balto says:
    Minun Plusle need more HP Grass mention
    Balto says:
    and you're analysing for ADV again, they're ubers in NU if you ever decide to find out about other metagames
    Balto says:
    Volbeat is standart, i guess
    Balto says:
    yeah
    Bill says:
    no
    Bill says:
    it isn't
    Balto says:
    Illumise doesn't even have a serious set
    Bill says:
    i's completely my own set
    Balto says:
    it doesn't even have moves
    Bill says:
    and if you had MKPP you'd know that
    Balto says:
    and Tail Glow/Sub is standart Volbeat
    Balto says:
    Roselia doesn't even have the word "Move" in
    Balto says:
    Swalot.. oh lord
    Balto says:
    whatever
    Balto says:
    Sharpedo needs more HP Electric
    Balto says:
    or something
    Balto says:
    and you don't use Choice Band Sharpedo..
    Balto says:
    Wailord <_< wasting moves
    Balto says:
    Camerupt
    Balto says:
    Defense Curl
    Balto says:
    whatever
    Balto says:
    Torkoal doesn't even have a serious set
    Balto says:
    you have a Sponink in your guide
    Balto says:
    and Trapinch
    Balto says:
    whatever
    Bill says:
    well
    Balto says:
    Flygon needs HP Grass, or else say gg to anything that hits it
    Bill says:
    give me a better set
    Bill says:
    or shut up
    Balto says:
    no need for CB, you can always get sub
    Balto says:
    Cacturne needs Teeter Dance
    Balto says:
    never Focus Punch
    Balto says:
    HP Dark is lol'able
    Balto says:
    needs more Leech Seed
    Balto says:
    Altaria sounds randomly random, besides Fire Blast
    Balto says:
    Zangoose
    Balto says:
    finally we get to Zangoose
    Balto says:
    first goose, Subflailer
    Balto says:
    Sado (you mean Shadow, right?) ball and Swords Dance
    Balto says:
    kay
    Balto says:
    you don't really Swords Dance in here, but whatever
    Balto says:
    btw, it isn't Chocie Band, it's Choice Band
    Balto says:
    and it isn't Shadpw Ball, it's Shadow Ball
    Balto says:
    I don't know what you want to do with Counter there, anything phisically strong ohko's Zangoose
    Balto says:
    then you have a Swords Dance/Quick Attack/Shadow Ball/Return
    Balto says:
    and a Curse/Rest/Return/Shadow Ball
    Balto says:
    more like, changing Quick Attack to second set instead of Return
    Balto says:
    and you get a Curse Quick Attacker
    Balto says:
    boom
    Balto says:
    no mention for McGoose, right
    Balto says:
    Seviper, not gonna comment
    Bill says:
    oh well lol
    Balto says:
    it isn't used
    Bill says:
    first set was mcgoose, but you obviously missed that
    Balto says:
    First set is @ Salac
    Sub
    Flail
    SD
    Shadow Ball
    Balto says:
    no McGoose there..
    Balto says:
    in fact, no McGoose anywhere
    Bill says:
    oh well
    Bill says:
    what's your mcsoose theN?
    Balto says:
    McGoose btw
    Balto says:
    and it isn't mine
    Bill says:
    yeah
    Bill says:
    athnks for answering me this time
    Balto says:
    it's probably the most Standart Goose
    Bill says:
    oh well absolutely
    Balto says:
    what do you think Goose needs so it can hit Skarm?
    Balto says:
    Fire Blast
    Bill says:
    I'm not arguing with an expert like you
    Balto says:
    of course
    Balto says:
    or else it gets stalled by Steels among others all the time
    Balto says:
    i'm loling at your Milotic
    Balto says:
    Attract/Refresh
    Balto says:
    instead of Toxic/Hypnosis
    Balto says:
    Castform needs Sunny Day, Weather Ball, Solarbeam and TWave
    Balto says:
    that's the best Castform
    Balto says:
    Dusclops sounds fine
    Balto says:
    but you should mention Pain Split
    Balto says:
    Chimeco needs Heal Bell mention
    Balto says:
    oh wait
    Balto says:
    it is there
    Balto says:
    first option
    Balto says:
    my mistake
    Balto says:
    it needs HP Ice mention then
    Balto says:
    your first Absol (dunno if there's any other) gets completelly owned by normal types
    Balto says:
    who the fuck is Gabby?
    Balto says:
    Wynaut?
    Balto says:
    oh lord..
    Bill says:
    what?
    Balto says:
    can't be Wynaut
    Balto says:
    no Double Team in Wynaut
    Balto says:
    tell me it's not Snorunt
    Balto says:
    you hurt my heart when you talk so badly about Glalie
    Balto says:
    and you don't even mention Spikes..
    Balto says:
    or Explosion..
    Balto says:
    or Ice Beam..
    Bill says:
    you completelr missed the two floating rocks and tropius
    Balto says:
    i know
    Balto says:
    maybe it's because I don't have comments on them
    Balto says:
    never looked alot to either one of them
    Balto says:
    Lunatone, maybe
    Balto says:
    Solrock and Tropius just get a no from me
    Bill says:
    well maybe you don't have comments on them because you can't find anything wrong with them
    Balto says:
    huh, i didn't even read them, but whatever
    Balto says:
    can't talk about what i don't know
    Balto says:
    about Salamence
    Balto says:
    HP Ghost might be fun, but you'll ned to run Aerial Ace
    Balto says:
    EQ is a must
    Bill says:
    didn't read them?
    Bill says:
    why not?
    Balto says:
    needs more mention about Wishmence
    Bill says:
    couldn't be bothered?
    Balto says:
    Elemence too
    Bill says:
    wish mence
    Balto says:
    i don't know about them 3
    Balto says:
    never used them
    Balto says:
    can't talk about them
    Balto says:
    simple
    Bill says:
    I included thgem all in one set
    Balto says:
    Metagross is simple
    Balto says:
    no you didn't
    Bill says:
    elemence and all the variations
    Balto says:
    there's no Wishmence there
    Bill says:
    can't include all possible mence sets, put them all together
    Bill says:
    let player choose moves
    Balto says:
    THERE IS NO WISH ON ANY OF THE MENCE, YA?!
    Balto says:
    and it's one of the most used
    Bill says:
    wishmence @ owned
    Balto says:
    so gg'd right there
    Bill says:
    orly
    Balto says:
    next should be Metagross
    Bill says:
    not earthquake, hp flying, rock slide, dd?
    Bill says:
    perhaps?
    Balto says:
    first one is standart
    Balto says:
    good
    Balto says:
    dd for what?
    Balto says:
    wishmence doesn't use dd
    Balto says:
    you fucktard..
    Balto says:
    god, you scare me
    Balto says:
    with so many uses for Sala, and you pick the worst
    Balto says:
    anyway
    Bill says:
    so arrogant offensive nub
    Balto says:
    second Metagross is also standart
    Balto says:
    Regice needs less Toxic and more Sub
    Bill says:
    for someone who complains about being offended, well I find you offensive for finsing me offensive!
    Balto says:
    subpunching regice is some gg
    Balto says:
    and on the ubers
    Balto says:
    Kyogre could use some Sub
    Balto says:
    Groundon could use some HP Ghost mention
    Balto says:
    aswell as SD
    Balto says:
    and Endure
    Balto says:
    Rayquaza more like mention Extremespeed please?
    Balto says:
    Jirachi is so fucked up
    Balto says:
    Choice Band Jirachi isn't pretty cool
    Balto says:
    and you only analyse one Deoxys
    Balto says:
    finished analysis, basicly
    Bill says:
    no
    Bill says:
    you idiot
    Balto says:
    yes
    Bill says:
    not "basicly"
    Balto says:
    you fucktard
    Bill says:
    or "basically" for that matter
    Bill says:
    COMPLETYELY
    Balto says:
    basicly because i say so
    Balto says:
    you fucktard
    Bill says:
    and stop being so fucking offensive
    Bill says:
    talking tough is no way for a bisexual teenager to behave
    Balto says:
    and now i'll be busy
    Bill says:
    oooh bitch
    Balto says:
    playing an RPG
    Balto says:
    oooh whory
    Bill says:
    what rpg?
    Balto says:
    an rpg that isn't for your business
    Bill says:
    ooh
    Bill says:
    that's bitch talk
    Balto says:
    yeah
    Balto says:
    and that's a bitch avatar
    Balto says:
    lol
    Bill says:
    bitch?
    Bill says:
    what do you lean?
    Bill says:
    *mean?
    Bill says:
    anyway your avatar is a dog
    Bill says:
    literally
    Balto says:
    it's a Growlithe
    Balto says:
    because I'm also known as Growlithe in NB
    Bill says:
    kinda figured
    Bill says:
    ah ok
    Balto says:
    and because it's one of my fave pokemons
    Bill says:
    anyway I'm off to post this on smogon
    Balto says:
    kay
    Balto says:
    go ahead
    Bill says:
    ok are you still here?
    Balto says:
    have fun
    Bill says:
    and why is my avatar a bitch?
    Bill says:
    she's sweet
    Balto says:
    you're a bitch for using that avatar
    Bill says:
    oh why
    Bill says:
    do you know what a bitch is?
    Bill says:
    it's a woman of morally reprehensible values
    Balto says:
    and you are a woman of morally reprehensible values
    Bill says:
    nice one
    Bill says:
    pretending to know what the hell I'm on about
    Balto says:
    dude
    Balto says:
    don't bug me
    Balto says:
    i don't have time for you
    Balto says:
    now go have fun with your logs
    Balto says:
    and masturbate while reading them over and over again
    Balto says:
    hell, you should thank me for giving you free porn for the rest of your life
    Bill says:
    lol
    Balto says:
    i bet you're already masturbating at one of the sets I gave you
    Bill says:
    yeah tyvm
    Balto says:
    so yeah
    Balto says:
    go have fun
    Balto says:
    and please, stop talking
    Balto says:
    i don't feel like blocking you, since you might have something to say later
    Bill says:
    oh?
    Bill says:
    and why would what i say hold any importance for you, you nub?
    Balto says:
    wow
    Balto says:
    calm down bitch
    Balto says:
    you don't need to get that horny
    Balto says:
    and offend me
    Bill says:
    shut the hell up
    Bill says:
    you're offending me
    Balto says:
    LOL
    Bill says:
    anyway my avatar is a boy
    Balto says:
    LOLOLOLOLOL
    Balto says:
    it's a gay boy then
    Bill says:
    not that you could spot that
    Bill says:
    being sexually depraved an all
    Balto says:
    it has to be a gay boy
    Bill says:
    *deprived
    Balto says:
    with that cute dress and stuff
    Bill says:
    ROFL
    Bill says:
    fuck up nubtard
    Balto says:
    print screened it
    Bill says:
    you make me suck
    Balto says:
    just for the sake of it
    Balto says:
    and stop talking
    Balto says:
    please
    Balto says:
    you always suck
    Balto says:
    it's not me who makes you suck
    Bill says:
    what the fuck is printscreened it mean?
    Balto says:
    ROFL
    Balto says:
    ROFLROFLROFL
    Balto says:
    ROFL
    Bill says:
    what the fuck is printscreened it mean?

    Balto says:
    COPTERS

    That's the end of it. BTW, I've just been banned from the new DR forums, so it doesn't look like there'll be any flaming there on my part ever again... In the name of Suicide!
  2. Misty

    Misty oh
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    this is like a monument to tl;dr
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    To make anyone read a 32 page log... people have to actually care or at least know some of the people involved.
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    please this is like a 500 turn gsc log, turn it into a simple war story =[
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    agreeing with mop, a good summary might still save this
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    This log was too long; therefore, I did not read it.
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    not only do i have no clue who these people are

    this is really long

    i mean theres long

    but this is REALLY long
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    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    i burst out laughing when i saw this thread, seriously, thats the funniest thing ive seen in a long time
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    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    this is the most genius thread ever. if we had a rassie award for threads, this would win.

    im noob xD
  11. Misty

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    i will pay someone 5 cents if they read all of this and can prove they did

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