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FREE TACOS

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by fuck you all, Oct 21, 2010.

  1. fuck you all

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    Imagine this; you open firefox/internet explorer, type in the URL for smogon.com, hit enter, and BAM! Instant tacos. If you want more people coming to the site and expanding the community, the free tacos plan is the way to go.

    To start the project, we will need to hire 50,000 mexicans to make the tacos in an undisclosed location (probably somewhere in mexico). We will also need to develop a system for the tacos to get to the people using the website. Of course, refreshing the page won't work to get free tacos, and each household has a limit of 31 tacos per day.

    I will obviously become an instant mod because of my brilliant idea.
  2. JeffreyLebowski

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    this man is brilliant. This is exactly what smogon needs to do.
  3. Alan

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    I don't know if reyscarface can cook that fast.
  4. Synre

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    i would like a taco please
  5. Kevin Garrett

    Kevin Garrett is a competitor
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    What is this a Lakers game?
  6. undisputed

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    I'm sure Tito will be overjoyed to hear that he is wanted.
  7. Umbreon Dan

    Umbreon Dan 〉λ=
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    sorry bro, but i suggested this two years ago. people here just don't get it. they even refused to give me instant mods :/
  8. Fatecrashers

    Fatecrashers acta est fabula
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    I like fish tacos.
  9. Deck Knight

    Deck Knight Well-shuffled and flush
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    Instead of using 50,000 Mexicans lets use 500 Chinese we'll get the same result but even cheaper and Americans won't know the difference anyway.
  10. evan

    evan I did my best -- I have no regrets
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    oh god.

    50,000 reyscarfaces? no thank you.
  11. Athenodoros

    Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All

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    Mods? Really?

    Forget that, Chaos should just hand the reigns over now.
  12. ShinyAzelf

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    If the plan is 500 chinese people, I'll take part. We've got 1 member. 499 to go!
  13. DJXO9

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    He and rey can go into business together! They'll make millions man!
  14. Colonel M

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    We'll only accept workers if they don't go Union.
  15. fuck you all

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    That's a very good point. 500 Chinese it is. Any volunteers to manage the factory? Owning a whip is a requirement for that position, and this position also gives you instant mods.

    Pay is $0.07/hour for the average slave... I mean employee... The work day is 22 hours long. Paychecks come at the 37th day of each month.

    I think the best place for the undisclosed location of the factory is New Jersey.
  16. sharkz

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    i volunteer, i need some pay
  17. Ramblin Wreck

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    I've got a few whips handy...
  18. fuck you all

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    Assuming you have whip, you are now a mod with mod powers.
  19. KnightoftheWind

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    I would support this idea, but LA doesn't rule at all.
  20. Synre

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    whips, eh?

    i've got a new suggestion bb
  21. Ramblin Wreck

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    Persistence, if you are reading this in the Trou forum, please make funnier posts. Thank you.
  22. Eraddd

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    If chaos fires all the mods and brings in Mexican workers:

    Let's estimate that each mod's pay is around 10 dollars an hour. If we fire them all, and bring in mexican workers who work at around 1 dollar an hour, we can get 10x the profit in tacos!

    Fire the mods and long live the tacos (and mexicans)
  23. AJers

    AJers <b>Your typical e-wench</b>

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    I have connections to the Mexican population... but before I volunteer my services I must clarify one point:

    What kind of a commission would I get?
  24. Colonel M

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    Only Tyrants should have the honor of whipping, and I have 2 Years Tyrant Experience. I think I am perfectly capable of being a whip and even hold mods regardless! Come on bro I'm like a package deal.
  25. Zystral

    Zystral めんどくさい、な~
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    i'm british help what's a taco

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