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Fuck The Animals

Discussion in 'Congregation of the Masses' started by LonelyNess, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. LonelyNess

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    PETA's gone too far this time

    http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

    They've attacked us personally, in retaliation I suggest we start doubling, even tripling our meat consumption... and everyone should go out and buy a fur coat, the rarer the animal the better.

    Fuck you PETA and fuck your animals.
  2. Faint

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    stolen from me who stole it from gaf

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  3. BlakBlastoise

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    Today I will kick two dogs as protest.
  4. More Cowbell

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    Has anyone over at PETA even played Pokémon ever in their lives?
  5. Zacchaeus

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    PETA can be so idiotic but is somehow still a widely accepted (terrorist) organization. I've always wanted to fuck with the local PETA office so I might as well do that now. Let's see what's on the agenda:

    Wait in the lobby and have a meat lover's pizza delivered to the front door, consume it in the lobby. While wearing as much animal skin as possible, handing out jerky samples, and playing Pokémon

    Also I highly doubt they got the permission of Game Freak so why doesn't Game Freak just sue the shit out of them
  6. icepick

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    They are team plasma
  7. Eraddd

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    Team Plasma "rescues" animals how dare you compare with PETA.

    Also the game was mildly entertaining.

    Also anyone worth their salt shouldn't be getting mad at this; they've been stirring the ragepot of the internet machine for ages why are you surprised.
  8. Matthew

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    really loving this game aside from the fact Quick Attack is dealing the same damage as Thundershock, what's up with that BS?

    EDIT:

    lol "so you're saying diglett's mouth is a nose?"
  9. mingot

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    I shot a squirrel this morning, and left it rot where it fell. What have you guys done for the cause today, except blow hot air? Get out there and make a difference.
  10. SalTheThief

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    parody
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    PETA don't know that my Pokemon have maximum happiness gauge :(
  12. Draycos7

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    this is hilarious yet somewhat disturbing
  13. Chou Toshio

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    So four shrimp died in my tank yesterday because I overdosed with carbon dioxide. lol

    That's all I got
  14. adv

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    I strangled a tapir using my bare hands while playing PO.
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    and here i thought this was going to be a bestiality thread...thanks for getting my hopes up ;-;

    edit: also that game is hilarious
  16. New World Order

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    I hit a squirrel with a rock today.
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    dude it's clearly a joke
  18. Jorgen

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    Tried it. It was obtuse as fuck and totally unfunny because of it.

    Just saying in case anybody honestly expected anything different.
  19. blarajan

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    that game was so much fun hahahahaha
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    My cat stared at me while I ate fried chicken today. In protest against PETA I locked it outside with a frier, a frozen chicken and a lighter. FRY YOUR OWN DAMN CHICKEN.
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    someone win the lottery and invite us to free barbeque in front of peta headquarters please !!
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    As much as I like animals and their rights, this game wasn't the right way of doing it. Do what they did in the 70s, get the president to sign a bill with EDT or the Clearn Air Act or Earth Day. This is a guerrilla act that doesn't make sense. Sad PETA
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    The game was really well done, I'm actually impressed! Its pretty clear someone took the time to look up the game mechanics. They even got the music!
  24. Myzozoa

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    This game would be really hard if you didn't get a new pokemon everytime you won. 9/10 would play more.
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    I want this to be the real game, I think their idea backfired...

    anyway, I haven't given a dam about peta in a long time, Im gonna eat all the cow I can get, and there is nothing they are going to do to stop it

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