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Fuck you all.

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cookie, Aug 21, 2009.

  1. cookie

    cookie Adominnustrata
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    Yeah, that's right. I'm sick to death of everyone criticising my moderation of this forum: why don't you give it a try? I have wi-fidiots on my left trying to dump Pokemon into every goddamn thread and on my right I have /b/tards spreading their cancer (cancer isn't even meant to be contagious, jesus). And now I have my own people - I'm looking at you, Smogon staff (I'm not going to name and shame you, I have a little more class than that) - undermining my efforts. But why today, now, of all times, to finally flip? I've been prepared to deal with this shit, but the chat today was the straw that broke the camel's back.

    I've been here for four fucking years, and okay, I'll admit I haven't been the greatest of users during those first few, but fuck. I don't even get vops in #smogon as recognition, when you have assclowns like Huy and Justin8649 with them. What the fuck have they contributed lately? Of course, lately there's been talk of shaking the access list up slightly, and some people have come forward to suggest I might be worthy of vops. Of course, the old guard are ready to knock me back down:
    <Justin8649> i desupport cookie

    Who was there to support me? I got several people in private who were willing to back me up, but when it came down to it you were just a bunch of pussies.

    Yeah, thanks a lot. Then the weekly stats are brought back up and aldaron conveniently mentions that I'm not even there, so obviously I'm not active enough.
    <aldaron> cookie th enot even on that list =/

    Never mind I was on holiday for those two weeks, doing stuff in real life unlike you fucking losers.

    <aldaron> cookie i'm not saying i'm against you at all
    Then why the fuck bring it up

    Consider this my resignation, call it a ragequit, ragequat (oh and fuck you too Mekkah, you only gave me mods of here because evan gave them up) or whatever. You can upgrade my custom title as well while you're at it. Oh and I'm closing the Well and leaving Chaos trapped in there. Maybe jrrr, Hazerider and god knows how many others were on to something.
  2. Eraddd

    Eraddd One Pixel
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    Because this is in Firebot, I'm unsure if this is satire or serious.

    If it's serious, well I guess good bye, and good luck. Sorry to see you go. One of the funnier guys I've read around here.

    If it's satire...
  3. Aldaron

    Aldaron indefatigable workhorse
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    lol i really hope it's a joke cookie, as i have actually nominated you for vops before

    i was bringing it up simply because it was a fact

    EDIT: in fact i know almost 95% it's a joke but just in case...you know why I brought it up -.-
  4. Tangerine

    Tangerine Where the Lights Are
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    Brilliant.
  5. mingot

    mingot free agent
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    Look, cookie, it's not that people don't want to support you for vops, but lets be honest here. You're a new user who hardly chats, so you really can't expect the majority of the people to feel comfortable giving you a position of power on the channel. I would really recommend that instead of rage quitting over this that you give it some time.

    Your friend,
    mingot
  6. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    i hate you cookie get demodded now
  7. dak

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    lol at the avatar's new face, this has GOT to be a troll because of that

    anyway who cares about vops in the first place, this is silly if it is serious
  8. Synre

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    does this mean i have to have a 20 minute argument in the staff channel with justin
  9. Aldaron

    Aldaron indefatigable workhorse
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    ok in light of the extreme analysis being 5% unsure has caused me to do...

    this thread is fucking hilarious, as is the well edit

    5 starred because it is funny AND because of the reaction it has induced from a bajillion users
  10. Justin8649

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    i desupport all of you
  11. A$AP DARKY

    A$AP DARKY mfw i see alison brie
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  12. Staraptor Call

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    All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy....
  13. Kevin Garrett

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    The avatar is excellent.
  14. Sharpteeth

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    Then, next thing you know, he's ripping through bathroom doors with a machette. Don't jinx it.
  15. KoA

    KoA The very best...
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    Agreeing on the effectiveness of the avatar; really drove it home, imo.
  16. Witnessed

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    I came here expecting to see one of those "Only one day and I am quitting" things, but instead I find this.

    If your really leaving Cookie, I wish the best.
  17. Brain

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    oh thank god

    fucking son of a bitch
  18. Cathy

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    Man I would have felt like my #smogon VOPs didn't mean anything if a low quality user like cookie got them as well... good thing we averted that.
  19. supermarth64

    supermarth64 Here I stand in the light of day
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    Btw, he obviously meant "below me" in the Well.
  20. A$AP DARKY

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    also, you spelled 'criticizing' wrong.
  21. HD

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    Shat.

    Avatar brought the whole thing together.
  22. Flounder

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    I don't know if this is real
    HALP IM CONFUSE
  23. Namso

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    Stop playing mind games!

    :(
  24. shade

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    silly yank
  25. Dan Dan

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    I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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