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Completed Glacier vs. EspyOwner: Glacier Wins!

Discussion in 'ASB' started by Athenodoros, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. Athenodoros

    Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All

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    The first thing you notice is that you don't really notice anything. We're in the pits of Athenodoros' weird mind, and you never quite know what's going to come up in here. In fact, you could just about get anything as the mists around you all clear, to reveal that you seem to be in Iron Cage, the pit at the bottom of Iron Dungeon. You can see Registeel lying dormant in the corner, but as he snores quietly you notice that the whole room seem to be going in slow motion, leaving those weird trails you see when people move in slow motion in bad movies, and it looks like it isn't quite distributed equally around the room. Furthermore, every now and then a fully armed hoplite spawns in the room and prods someone/something, causing him to lose his focus, starting with Glacier Knight. Lastly, Gravity seems to be inverted. Make of that what you will.

  2. EspyOwner

    EspyOwner

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    Tyrogue: Helping Hand ~ Rock Slide ~ Helping Hand
    Feebas: Ice Beam (Xatu) ~ Scald (Xatu) ~ Ice Beam (Xatu)


    I have no items. :(
  3. Glacier Knight

    Glacier Knight

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    [​IMG]"Welcome Espyowner, let us do battle in this steel-clutched arena!"

    Twila-Psychic Tyrouge x3

    Richter-ThunderPunch+ThunderPunch Combo Feebas~Cooldown~ThunderPunch Feebas

    if feebas is fainted a3, Richter use Dynamic Punch on Tyrouge

    Twila has Exp. Share
  4. Athenodoros

    Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All

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    [​IMG]
    Twila the Xatu
    HP: 100
    Energy: 100%
    Atk: Rank 3
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 4 (+)
    SpD: Rank 3
    Spe: 82 (-)

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    Richter the Machamp
    HP
    : 100
    Energy: 100%
    Atk: Rank 6 (+)
    Def: Rank 3
    SpA: Rank 2 (-)
    SpD: Rank 3
    Spe: 55

    Vs.​


    [​IMG]
    Spotless the Feebas
    HP: 80
    Energy: 100%
    Atk: 0 (-)
    Def: 1
    SpA: 2 (+)
    SpD: 2
    Spe: 80

    [​IMG]
    Untouchable the Tyrogue
    HP: 90
    Energy: 100%
    Atk: 3 (+)
    Def: 2
    SpA: 1 (-)
    SpD: 2
    Spe: 35​

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    The battle begins with a weird fluctuation of the time thingy near Glacier, resulting in EspyOwner's first two actions both happening at once, but unfortunately the wrong way around, flinching and burning Xatu at the same time. In fact, only a weird fluctuation by the inverted gravity causes the Rock Slide to hit. This leads to Xatu stopping gripping the ground and falling upwards due to the stupid gravity, knocking it out of the flinch just in time to pound Tyrogue with a weird combination Psychic attack that resulted from gettting the two actions at once after the weird thing before. Furthermore, Machamp pounds Basculin, but unfortunately, the noise is so loud that it stirs Registeel, who Snores violently at Glacier, badly hurting him. After that, everything works reasonably well, except that Feebas' Ice Beam picks up a lot of the steel in the air and becomes a steel type attack, picking up the magnetic bonus given by the arena, however, all of the steel gets hit by a hoplite, so it goes away again.

    Calcs (open)

    Tyrogue Rock Slide: 6 Energy, 9 Damage to Xatu, 4 Damage to Machamp
    Feebas Scald: 5 Energy, 6.5 Damage to Xatu, Burn
    Tyrogue Helping Hand: 11 Energy
    Tyrogue Ice Beam: 7 Energy, 25.5 Damage to Xatu

    Xatu Psychic + Psychic: 32 Energy, 36 Damage to Tyrogue
    Machamp Thunderpunch + Thunderpunch: 28 Energy, 34.125 Damage to Feebas

    Xatu Psychic: 10 Energy, 21 Damage to Tyrogue
    Tyrogue Helping Hand: 15 Energy
    Feebas Ice Beam: 11 Energy, 25.5 Damage to Xatu
    Machamp Thunderpunch: 9 Energy, 21 Damage to Feebas


    As for the arena, it is now revealed that the reason that time is moving so slowly was that Dialga was asleep in a corner. However, he has just woken up because he was poked by a hoplite's spear, meaning that time is now starting to accelerate at an ever-increasing pace. You also notice that now that Dialga has woken up, around 30 telephones are ringing constantly, disrupting the Pokemon and their trainers. You may make of them what you will. Finally, there is a large number 7 above the arena, although you can't quite work out what it's for yet.

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    Twila the Xatu
    HP: 21
    Energy: 48%
    Burned

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    Richter the Machamp
    HP
    : 90
    Energy: 63%

    Vs.​


    [​IMG]
    Spotless the Feebas
    HP: 22
    Energy: 69%

    [​IMG]
    Untouchable the Tyrogue
    HP: 27
    Energy: 76%​
  5. Glacier Knight

    Glacier Knight

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    Xatu-Roost~Psychic Tyrouge~Psychic Tyrouge
    Machamp-Encore Tyrouge's Helping Hand~Thunder Punch Feebas~Rolling Kick Feebas
  6. EspyOwner

    EspyOwner

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    Tyrogue: Helping Hand ~ Helping Hand ~ Fake Out (Machamp)
    Feebas: Scald (Xatu) ~ Ice Beam (Xatu) ~ Scald (Machamp)
  7. Athenodoros

    Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All

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    [​IMG]
    Twila the Xatu
    HP: 21
    Energy: 48%
    Burned

    [​IMG]
    Richter the Machamp
    HP
    : 90
    Energy: 63%

    Vs.​


    [​IMG]
    Spotless the Feebas
    HP: 22
    Energy: 69%

    [​IMG]
    Untouchable the Tyrogue
    HP: 27
    Energy: 76%​

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    So the battle keeps going, but even weirder things are happening. Xatu doesn't get his Roost off because of the weird gravity and Tyrogue helps his teammate again (boooring) but Machamp is too distracted by all of the ringing phones to get of such an inoffensive attack, fighting type that he is. This leaves Feebas to unleash another damn Ice Beam, finishing Xatu. Then, with one Pokemon gone, the giant number 7 explodes, doing 8 damage to everyone. With that done, however, both Pokemon focus on Machamp, unleashing huge combos, but unfortunately Machamp knocks out Feebas before he can fully unleash his. This leaves only the two of them left, but even now they can't battle normally, because as they battle Dialga has sped up time so much that they each perform their actions twice, so while Tyrogue just sits on the ceiling getting pelted by the steel fragments, Machamp hits Feebas' carcass twice, making him feel like a big man.

    Calcs (open)
    Xatu Roost: 11 Energy, Zero Healing due to battle conditions L2PLAY PL0X GLACIER
    Tyrogue Helping Hand: 19 Energy
    Feebas Ice Beam: 15 Energy, 17 Damage to Xatu, Freeze
    Machamp sits there

    Machamp Thunderpunch: 9 Energy, 21 Damage to Feebas
    Tyrogue Hi Jump Kick: 39 Energy, 32.25 Damage

    Machamp Rolling Kick * 2: 14 Energy


    Nothing happened, except that EspyOwner slipped on a banana peel. How embarrassing. Oh, and the northern wall caved, revealing a sideways swimming pool. You may use this.

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    Twila the Xatu
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO

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    Richter the Machamp
    HP
    : 52
    Energy: 40%

    Vs.​


    [​IMG]
    Spotless the Feebas
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO

    [​IMG]
    Untouchable the Tyrogue
    HP: 21
    Energy: 18%​
  8. Glacier Knight

    Glacier Knight

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    gogogogo espy
  9. EspyOwner

    EspyOwner

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    Tyrogue, use TACKLE and nothing else because that's all I need to beat Machamp.
  10. Glacier Knight

    Glacier Knight

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    i think we should be crafty, since atheno's mind is fucking weird.

    Seismic Toss Tyrouge into the swimming pool~Use Light Screen to Seal the Pool~Give Dialga a Cookie


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  11. Athenodoros

    Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All

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    [​IMG]
    Twila the Xatu
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO

    [​IMG]
    Richter the Machamp
    HP
    : 52
    Energy: 40%

    Vs.​


    [​IMG]
    Spotless the Feebas
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO

    [​IMG]
    Untouchable the Tyrogue
    HP: 21
    Energy: 18%​

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    Glacier's cookie photo so excited the ref (Jesus that's a nice-looking cookie) that suddenly all of the infrastructure around the arena vanished, only to be replaced by a giant cookie. However, this also meant that the water being held in place by God-only knows what flooded the arena, hitting everyone with a powerful Surf-attack from a +SpA Swimming Pool. Unfortunately, this distracts Athenodoros even more, so that suddenly we're all underwater with Trick Room in effect, except that gravity is in a roughly circular direction around an air conditioning unit cooling the water and that a large number of tentacruel are doing a strange dance number in what can only be considered a sideways direction. However, Machamp recovers the fastest and throws Feebas in a direction which can only be described as not down, trying to find the swimming pool that they seem to be in some strange way 'in'. It doesn't work, but it does do enough damage to KO Tyrogue, so Glacier Knight is the Winner! Well done to everyone, and to make claiming easier I'll focus on a nice sunny pasture so everyone can dry off. hmmmmm......

    Calcs (open)
    Swimming Pool Surf: 16 Damage to Machamp, 17.5 Damage to Tyrogue

    Machamp Seismic Toss: 5 Energy, 8 Damage



    Prizes: Everyone gets standard prizes plus 2 KO Counters for Machamp and 1 for Feebas. We hope to see you again!

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    [​IMG]
    Twila the Xatu
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO

    [​IMG]
    Richter the Machamp
    HP
    : 36
    Energy: 35%

    Vs.​


    [​IMG]
    Spotless the Feebas
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO

    [​IMG]
    Untouchable the Tyrogue
    HP: KO
    Energy: KO​
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