1. New to the forums? Check out our Mentorship Program!
    Our mentors will answer your questions and help you become a part of the community!
  2. Welcome to Smogon Forums! Please take a minute to read the rules.

glen's thoughts - a firebot special - im back `~`

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Glen, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
    is a Site Staff Alumnusis a Super Moderator Alumnusis a Smogon IRC SOp Alumnus

    Joined:
    May 24, 2005
    Messages:
    12,802
    This is a fabulous thread full of fabulous posts. Except for cloud, because he likes men.

    Nice. My girlfriend still doesn't know how deep my nerdery goes, I've really only hinted at it. I will one day sit her down and tell her my e-life story, but I don't feel that time has to be rushed. Besides, the last girl I told it to wasn't bothered at all, so that gives me confidence to do it again. In the long run, if the girl truly cares about you, what you do in your spare time (as long as it's not raping donkeys) won't mean jackshit to her.

    I know exactly what you mean. My girlfriend has this calendar of pictures from all over the world, gorgeous landscapes and beaches and snow-capped mountains... she flipped through it with me, and out of all 12 she only said "wanna go there" twice or thrice. I desperately wanted to visit every single place, it's just something in my heart about the beauty of nature.

    It's okay man, I don't think you're gay. Even though you sucked my dick.

    Also, this reminds me of all those stupid TV shows where someone is chewing some food and they absolutely love it, and ask "Mmm! What is this?" And the response is something like "Armadillo penis!" and then they spit the food out. If it's good, why not roll with it?

    It doesn't surprise me. Animals truly become more than just pets; it's like losing a brother or sister. I cried when saying goodbye to my dog, that was two years ago this month.

    I've checked it out, and I do NOT belong in that group.

    Shit man, I did the same thing! I had about 3 or 4 C&H books, but instead of going and getting the 2 or 3 I didn't have I would just continually read the ones I had. That comic fucking RULED.

    I don't think you should be ashamed. When at a party, you look around at all the other people drinking and doing drugs, and you see what a great time they're having. It's only natural to be curious about what it's like. I never was one for the straight-edge lifestyle (obviously), but I hold in high regard anyone who lives that lifestyle and doesn't stray from it. Additionally, those who DO stray from it aren't terrible people for going back on their convictions.

    And as for avoiding black guys... dude, they're scary.

    That whole thing surprised me too. I didn't expect that from you.

    You wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and kicked your ass with a tomato deck!

    I like it short, personally.

    Yeah man, that fucking STINGS. I hate when that happens and I don't have a backup stick, because then I just have to bear the pain until I get a new one.

    Do not, I repeat, DO NOT bother pulling it out. It will only grow back. I know because I have one on each arm and shoulder. Hip, unfortunately, is wrong about them only growing back 3 times.

    Get on #smogon more you fag.

    I can't stand scene kids and hipsters. Anyone who lets their clothing define who they are is a fucking pussy dipshit loser, and I have no problem telling them that
  2. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
    is a Site Staff Alumnusis a Super Moderator Alumnusis a Smogon IRC SOp Alumnus

    Joined:
    May 24, 2005
    Messages:
    12,802
    Francisco the ladykiller! My man. Keep up the good work, make sure he's not bigger than you.

    Hahahahaha, quote of the fucking day.
  3. Kier

    Kier

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    1,020
    i like this thread a lot, honestly. i've been writing stuff like this a lot recently and i felt like posting somewhere but now if i do it it'll just look like i'm biting your thread. thanks a LOT.

    i like your writing style a lot dude, even if it is just stream-of-consciousness rambling (my favorite, by the way). you have a sort of casual eloquence, i guess you could call it.

    i read the whole thing which is sort of surprising because i usually skim over huge posts like that. i want to take some time to reply to everything but i'm at work aaaa.

    oh yeah and you better not be anywhere around march 26th and 27th. i am seriously considering driving all the way up to montreal -- from florida -- to see why? and crystal castles play, and to possibly visit you, gorm, and gouki (and other cool canadian smogonites).
  4. akuchi

    akuchi please dont remove akuchis custom title she <i>is<

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2005
    Messages:
    2,729
    my train of thought; I miss my boyfriend. I want to get back with him except it wouldn't make a difference because my god we hardly ever argue but when we do it's fucking mental. okay so it's only happened once but
    ..
    we're both violent albeit in different ways; he shouts and pushes me about and I shout and throw stuff at him.
    not good. but it doesn't stop me loving him. and missing him. and wanting him back.
    fuck. not good.
    people who do that to each other shouldn't be in a relationship, surely
    it's not healthy. it's bad.
    people who love each other should be in a relationship, surely
    it's not healthy for it to be otherwise
    it's bad

    cocaine probably isnt the answer to a breakup but its the only one I can think of. pot and alcohol wont cut it. why take downers when one is already down?

    college fucking sucks. it feels better when I'm working but fuck me if I can think of anything to write.
    everything's a farce.

    an old lady fell over in the street today and noone went to help her for a while. even I didn't go. I like to blame this on my back (which does make it a fucking nightmare for me to walk) but really I'm just as bad as my two male friends who were stood there laughing at her.
    yet I denounce them as cunts.

    god I want sam back. even getting coked reminds me of sam. he likes his cocaine does that boy.

    I should do another line.

    ironically we're not together most of the time anyway. long distance relationship and that. but it's a DIFFERENT sort of separation.

    I keep being told to cheer up by my fat chav friend who made me his counsellor after his heart was broken when his great romance ended.
    his great romance that lasted TWO FUCKING WEEKS.
    this was two years. fuck.

    these are my thoughts, and I don't like them.
  5. havoc

    havoc pottlepalooza
    is a Smogon IRC AOp Alumnusis a Super Moderator Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnusis a Battle Server Moderator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2004
    Messages:
    2,455
    um hi I'm a copycat too

    my room is full of shit that I don't want, but shit that my parents won't let me get rid of. there's a big fucking rickety chair that's my stepdad's, but there's nowhere else to put it really. there's also a bookshelf that takes up so much fucking space and my room is small enough as it is. but at the same time, there are a bunch of books that I read from my childhood that I would never want to get rid of.

    I haven't moved from my house yet because after my last moving debacle I want to be sure of what I'm doing. I want to move away--I'm fucking sick of Louisiana and all of its ignorance. I don't know what I want to do when I grow up--there are so many things that sound interesting, but that doesn't really help when they're all so different. I think I want to try and be a recording engineer, but to do that I'll have to transfer school. I'm really smart, but am poor at the same time. I'm already $10k in debt for loans when I went to Tulane (which I hated), and out-of-state schools are so expensive. I'm really scared of money, since I've been poor pretty much my entire life. but since my mom is a teacher, we're barely above the poverty line. if you frequent IRC you probably know the story.

    I just want to take the ~$3000 I have to my name and move up somewhere like Rochester. there I'll crash on DM's couch until I am able to be self-sufficient.

    I have never told anyone about my e-life on Smogon. most people know that I'm a nerd, but they don't really know how much, and I'm scared to expose that kind of stuff. I think part of it is where I've lived my entire life--in a place where you're not a man if you don't drive a (BAN ME PLEASE) gigantic pick up truck. what the fuck man, you don't even haul shit in your 4x4 F150. you also didn't pay for that truck, and you don't pay for the gas or insurance or maintenance like I do. also, I'd be willing to bet euros to pesos that my dick is bigger than yours.

    that's awesome, and you should pursue your dream. I've already sort of said what I want to do, but I fucking HATE when people try to give me advice. you're not rich, you're not successful, shut the FUCK up. don't try to cut my dreams down just because you couldn't live yours. I just remembered that I was in the middle of reading Beowulf for English when I clicked on this thread and got immersed.

    you know how you were about drinking? that's sort of like how I am with porn. I don't own any porn magazines and have not a single porn thing downloaded on my entire computer. I'm looked at it, and sometimes it's good, but I guess I just think that for the most part sex is kind of something that's between two people (or maybe three) behind closed doors. maybe it's because I was a sheltered child growing up. watch twice as much porn for me, Glen, and I'll drink twice for you--or maybe I'll pour a sip out or something. has anyone ever done that before? I have. non-sarcastically.

    my dog is only about seven or eight right now but I can tell you right now that I'm going to cry my eyes out when Sabrina goes :(


    (y) this is EXACTLY what I do, it's kind of weird I thought I was the only weird person who did that

    I didn't know what I was going to do whenever chaos and I got into it. I felt like I was going to lose a bunch of my really good friends. sometimes I want to move up somewhere and live with one of you guys; I feel like there's no one here who I can just...chill with.

    I love bartending. I just don't like bartending where I am right now. but again, I don't want to quit and get a new job, only to quit THAT job two months later if I move. my boss, who is in his late 40s, constantly cheats on his wife with a waitress. right now it's this girl that's as old as me (I'm 20), younger than his daughter. that's fucking gross. I want to punch him in the fucking face for ruining his kids' lives. his wife has to know. then again, she drives a Lexus SUV and is decked out. maybe money can buy happiness.

    my hair finally got back to its original length. it can be a bitch to keep up, but to me it's worth it. I think I'm going to pierce my ears and then stretch them a little. but just a little. not like one of those things you can stick your finger through. that's just gross. sometimes I think I want a tattoo also. I don't know what I would want though, nor where to put it. will you teach me to box glen?

    all I can do is sigh. I've gotten better over the years, but I still feel sometimes like I'm just too careful about things.

    i have one of those hairs on my arm thats much longer, blacker, and thicker than the rest of them. im scared to pull it out because im a pussy.

    there's an american apparel in new orleans that one day I'm going to visit. I hear the guy who started american apparel is sort of a superficial douche who thinks of himself more as a porn star than anything else. I don't know where I read that though.

    it's currently 83 outside with 100% humidity. I fucking hate the weather here. I've only seen snow once in my life. it was one of the prettiest things I've ever seen. don't take things like snow for granted. like anything, there are a lot of people who don't get to experience such phemonena.

    you can be in my club glen and we'll eat club sandwiches in our top secret treehouse. I always wanted a treehouse. how fucking cool would that be.

    I had a dream where I cheated on my girlfriend and it scared the shit out of me. I think I deleted the part about your girlfriend, and I meant to address my thing about mine. my girlfriend is the shit even though she, like yours, is a tad overweight. I remember one time out of boredom I made of list of stuff I wanted in a girlfriend. I saved the list. she fulfilled everything on the checklist, which bothers me because everything just sort of happened with her. but she's moving away to a place about 3-4 hours from me to go to school. she's already said that she has no problem with the committment that will eventually be required. I'm not skeptical of her, but this is exactly the kind of thing I see in movies or something and go "oh come on that would never happen." foot in mouth moment, I guess. she wants to be a chef and wants to go to the CIA in New York. if we're still together at that time I'd probably run off to NY with her; we both want to move up north anyway, together or not. we already talked about it and everything seems settled. and then, believe it or not, after that I ate her out and she gave me a BJ. she's the first (and to date only) girl who's ever given me head. man, it's pretty awesome I will admit.

    girls always tell me that I'm really hot. they say I'm a nerd and I'm hot. I feel like I'm starting to believe them a little bit. it's given me a big boost of confidence, but sometimes I feel like confidence is a bad thing even though it isn't. I never had much self-esteem growing up, and so any self-esteem seems like cockiness to me. I still have trouble learning that beating yourself up about stuff that isn't your fault (and even stuff that is) is a complete waste of time.

    I love you glen
  6. blastoiselover100

    blastoiselover100

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    888
    Glen, what to say. That was really deep. I just hope none of the girls I date find out about my nerdiness. As for music, try some metal! That's right.
  7. gorm

    gorm
    is a Team Rater Alumnusis a Battle Server Moderator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2006
    Messages:
    1,191
  8. Thunderpup

    Thunderpup

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2007
    Messages:
    1,530
    havoc is willing to bet everyone pesos his dick is bigger than yours
    he must be really serious

    jk i lovey ou man
  9. Jediment

    Jediment

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2007
    Messages:
    909
    I also fear my own nerdiness sometimes. there are already only around 5 girls I know who actually talk to me (2 on a regular basis) and a lot of my nerdy habits have yet to be revealed to the public (i.e. smogon). it makes me pretty depressed pretty often; I've never had a girlfriend and I'm much too timid and stupid to actually place myself in the real world and get one. even on smogon it's apparent that I'm socially inept to a near-irreparable level. even though people always talk about how smart I am, it seems to me like it's almost pointless since I spend all my time alone studying and I don't really have many friends. so yeah, I'm half-depressed basically.

    never have I had truly long hair, but as long as it gets it annoys me a lot. especially because I have terrible dandruff that compounds with hair length.

    I would be devastated to lose my dog. I've had her since I was 6 years old and she's precious to me. she really is a lot like a family member to me. actually she recently injured her leg/back (pretty severely I might add) and I feared she wouldn't recover, but fortunately she did after a shitload of prednisone.

    checked out 4chan once...not a good place for anyone with marginal intelligence was the impression I got.

    this is pretty fun, gotta say.
  10. blastoiselover100

    blastoiselover100

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    888
    Dude, just summon up the balls to do it and it will pay off. Screw what people think of you. There are plenty of fish in the sea and I am sure that a girl somewhere would love to date a pokemon nerd like you.
  11. cookie

    cookie Administrator
    is a Super Moderatoris a Contributor to Smogonis a Smogon Media Contributor
    Soc. Forums Leader

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2005
    Messages:
    7,678
    god you're so out of your depth it's almost not funny

    atm i should be working considering there's 3 months left until exams and i haven't made up my mind which university i'd like to go to (some require different subjects). I am really bad at making decisions quickly, but so far I've always made the right one so I have faith in myself I guess. I would really appreciate anyone who's been to/currently attending Cambridge University to talk about their experience because when I went there my gut feeling was that it wasn't the place for me, and my gut feelings are usually right. However, it is a unique opportunity and it's not a decision to be taken lightly.
  12. Jediment

    Jediment

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2007
    Messages:
    909
    sorry bro but firebot is different from smogon
    it's pretty judgemental

    pro tip: don't post like me, it will get you nowhere
    it's what you're doing now
  13. Thunderpup

    Thunderpup

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2007
    Messages:
    1,530
    hey 4chan can be pretty funny sometimes
    like vs. scientology

    that made me really happy when I heard about that
  14. Roy

    Roy sux
    is a Site Staff Alumnusis a Super Moderator Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnus

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2004
    Messages:
    2,215
    i really enjoyed this. especially the parts involving the yugioh discovery, (you totally called this) and the drinking thing. i don't ever drink either, i don't know, i guess my family's morals left an imprint on me, heh. great read though, looking forward to future installments.
  15. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
    is a Tournament Director Alumnusis a Site Staff Alumnusis a Super Moderator Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnusis a Battle Server Moderator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2004
    Messages:
    6,152
    best thread in a long time
  16. Articuno64

    Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken
    is a Tournament Director Alumnusis a Site Staff Alumnusis a Battle Server Admin Alumnusis a Programmer Alumnusis a Smogon IRC SOp Alumnusis an Administrator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2004
    Messages:
    2,461
    i am bookmarking this thread and will post in it when i have time, hopefully tomorrow night
  17. Hustino

    Hustino

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2007
    Messages:
    312
    Such an oddly simple concept turns out to be one of the best threads around here in a long time. Excellent OP and good replies all around.

    I'm tired as all hell so I only read about half Glen's post, but I'm going to read the rest later and what I did read was unusually interesting considering it seems to be a lot of personal stuff.

    I honestly don't think a thread like this could exist in any other forum but Smogon.
  18. GreenPikachu

    GreenPikachu pumpkin pieco
    is a Contributor Alumnus

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2006
    Messages:
    2,445
    chrono cross IS better than trigger.


    serge > chrono
  19. Lord Gloom

    Lord Gloom

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2007
    Messages:
    1,000
    all i remember about chrono cross is that one move where you slam your guitar into the enemy who was that who did that

    also when you switch bodies with lynx

    i should play that game again
  20. StrangerDanger

    StrangerDanger RETURN TO COMPETITIVE POKEMON ISLAND
    is a Forum Moderator Alumnus

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2007
    Messages:
    1,777
    you guys are all missing the point as to why CC>CT

    [​IMG]

    GLEN(n) of course!

    oh and that guy who couldn't stop speaking in caps lock
    he was seriously hilarious

    But anyways! Glen, you're a pretty big inspiration. I always liked you as a poster (King of Firebot!), but this is a much deeper level and i appreciate that you could sort of say this shit to everyone. Even if it wasn't so much intended for me or other 07ers i guess it's still cool to know

    bah i forgot was i was going to say
  21. Clicky Pen

    Clicky Pen

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2005
    Messages:
    359
    the best post in this thread is gorm's, c+h is the best comic ever

    i own the complete collection, it's p. awesome

    ps re: stream of consciousness: i am hungry am i doing this right hey this cup of coffee is awesome
  22. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
    is a Site Staff Alumnusis a Contributor Alumnus

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2005
    Messages:
    6,937
    I've experienced snow and though it can be pretty, it's only ever pretty when you're not cycling straight through it. More than once I've looked like a drowned and lost snowman cycling through it. It also depends on where you are: it's prettier in Canada than over here in the Netherlands, where it snows for a day then melts and goes all wet and shitty.
  23. The.Lost.Hylian

    The.Lost.Hylian I'll have what you're drinking
    is a Researcher Alumnus

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2004
    Messages:
    5,795
    Touche
  24. Floppy

    Floppy
    is a Pre-Contributor

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2005
    Messages:
    2,022
    fuck today i saw debbie again and walked right pass her without uttering a single word. Am i dumb? i think not. i'm just shy towards entering a new classroom with two hands full of new girls and other strange annoying faces i dont give one shit about. heh i'm gonna get her soon no worries. Mr Getz was kinda ass today he forgot his lesson plan so he dedicated the whole 45minute class to free-writing and thought expression. how fucking ironic. god bless america we are a cheats. my schedule got rearranged yesterday. i'm happy. aren't we all? economics is not as bad a class as health but the female to male ratio is not my cup of tea. i'm one of 20 boys out of a total of 28 students in the room who actually finds interest in socializing. i dont mind that though let them please each other with paper balls up the asses. i enjoy the females' company. i hate tea by the way it upsets my stomach. i'm blank as fuck right now. goodbye
  25. Jediment

    Jediment

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2007
    Messages:
    909
    yeah, I know what you mean dude

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)