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It is now Night 5. Get your PMs in by 20:00 GMT+1 on Friday, 5 August.Dear Toothache,
You are Captain Obvious.
You are allied with <snip>
Whenever there are dumb users, there's you. Whether it is to ruin a joke's clue, or to tell people that this story could never be real, you are the captain of the sinking ship that is the internet.
Of course, you can only come to the rescue if someone says something obvious. Therefore, you can send Gmax and Mekkah a PM with "Night X - Tidal Wave of Obvious USER". Every single post of theirs must contain at least one sentence that states the blatantly obvious, and they must post at least once in the next day thread.
<oh snap>
Nothing to see here, folks, move on, move on.Dear Lightwolf,
You are Zeus.
You are allied with <snip>
<snip> have some pretty nice women in them, so naturally you could not resist joining. And <snip> could not refuse you, seeing as you are the most powerful God in existence (Ashera who?).
Every night, you may PM Mekkah and Gmax with “Night X – Lend Scepter to USER”. This user will borrow your scepter for the day, and will only be able to vote for someone through a PM to Mekkah and Gmax. After the day, he will give the scepter back to you. The scepter is not an actual item.
When you accidentally looked away to check out a woman, <snip>
Dear Mr. 378,
You are Albert Einstein.
You are aligned with <Snip>
You are a brilliant man. Your research on the theory of relativity was vital in the creation of the Atomic Bomb, i.e. you helped the world create weapons capable of destroying itself. In this raging war, you've put your head together <SNIP>
Together, the two of you invented a machine that fires a real tractor beam, which keeps pulling on a user all night long. During the night you may PM Mekkah and Gmax with "Night X - Firing Tractor Beam At User". USER will be pulled by a tractor beam all night, resulting in his actions having the lowest priority of all that night.
<Snipp>
Dear Shiney,
You are Black Shuck.
You are allied with <snip>
You are a scary black dog, not unlike <snip> series. <snip> You didn’t mind them, since they were nice to you, so now you will help them out with your ability to scare the crap out of people.
Every night, you may PM Gmax and Mekkah with “Night X – Assault USER”. Your target will be traumatized, and forced to post in the thread while howling in the midst of all their sentences. If they do not post at least once in the thread that day, they will die from the stress of holding in their pain.
<snip>
There was a strange gurgling and eventually, the monster floated into view, belly up, dead. Evidently even the Chamfly coudn't endure the poison that is OSX.Dear Fishin,
You are PokéFan Marianne. But you’re also Isy.
You are allied with <SNIP>
<SNIP> It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me either, but here is your night role.
Every night, you may PM Mekkah and Gmax with “Night X - Photoshop a coloured sign saying you are PokéFan Marianne into a random black and white picture of a girl that is not you, then record yourself reading that sign out loud, and link both to USER”. You might want to shorten that to “Night X – Target USER”. Your target can now only express themselves in the day thread through posting a sign picture or recording themselves. If they have no means to do this, they are effectively silenced.
<SNIP>