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HGSS RNGing guide in the In-Game Articles section

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by Ultima, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. Ultima

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    I would greatly love a more DETAILED guide on how to abuse the RNG in HGSS. Some of us don't understand it because we don't have DPPt games and the guide that was supposed to "guide us" in the forums makes no sense to beginners like me. If someone could make another guide for HGSS RNG abuse with ONLY the parts of the DPPt Guide that are important and the essentials for HGSS. I would also like this to be considered and not swiftly abandoned because some of us don't know a flying fladoodle about RNGing AT ALL.
  2. Alchemator

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    Suck a dick, you asshole.

    - Approved by DougJustDoug
  3. mingot

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    Seriously.

    Do you want to know why there is no HGSS guide?

    Because of pricks like you who like to bitch (see signature) and contribute absolutely nothing.

    Go fuck yourself. Really.
  4. bojangles

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    mingot obviously doesn't give a flying fladoodle about your request, so here is what I propose:

    We give mingot some time to publish a new guide for you "beginners". If it's not out in time for B/W, the admins de-status mingot, and a new party will take over.

    Thoughts?
  5. Huy

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    I defend u mngot
  6. DougJustDoug

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    This post has the perfect mix of noob naivete and an unjustified undertone of presumed intellect and experience, and it is all wrapped in a big sense of entitlement and indignant impatience. I really think posts like this set the gold standard for the trou motto of "These threads are ass."

    Unfortunately, the replies in this thread are probably going to turn off Ultima from making that EV Training thread that he promises in his sig. Darn...
  7. skarm

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    I will kidnap mingot's Yorkies and hold them hostage until this is completed. Thank you for your concern.
  8. Kevin Garrett

    Kevin Garrett is a competitor
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    PALPATINE: It is upsetting to me to see that the Smogon doesn't seem to fully appreciate your talents. Don't you wonder why they won't make you a Smogon Moderator?

    ULTIMA: I wish I knew. More and more I get the feeling that I am being excluded from the Smogon. I know there are things about the RNG that they are not telling me.

    PALPATINE: They don't trust you, Ultima. They see your future. They know your Pokemon will be too strong to control. Ultima, you must break through the fog of lies the Smogon have created around you. Let me help you to know the subtleties of the RNG.
  9. Alchemator

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    DON'T DO IT ULTIMA!!!!!111!!?!1!?!!?!?!one!?!?!?!

    HE HAS A SECRET

    HE ACTUALLY POKÉSAVS!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!hat!!!/1?1!
  10. capefeather

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    Man, that's so true. That's basically what happened to Anakin. Silly noob Anakin.

    Well, at least Ultima ignores defenses, not like Anakin jumping right into a light saber block and getting owned :P
  11. chaos

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    <chaos> wow what a total fuckstick
    <chaos> i dont know where people get the nerve
    <chaos> appropriate: When looking at Smogon for info, I noticed this and this specific problem. I posted on the forums for advice, and the information in X and Y threads could be used to easily make an HGSS-specific guide. Thanks for all of the help, guys!
    <chaos> inappropriate: you dumbasses dont you know what we want
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    MasterOfKeyblades: Just asked for a HGSS RNGing guide and Mingot freaking flamed me for asking and THEN proceded to be a douchebag and changed my signature. I'm going to write a PM to SDS







    please dont ban my administrator moderator SDS
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    I'm on the look out
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    pm mingot for personal rng tutoring.
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    Ultima's Friend: "So what did you do today, Ultima?"

    Ultima: "I posted a douchebag thread on Smogon, insisting that a Smogon supermod hurry up and make a better RNG guide for idiots like me."

    Friend: "Yikes, that doesn't sound good. Was the supermod pissed off?"

    Ultima: "Yeah, he told me to go fuck myself."

    Friend: "Well, look on the bright side... at least it was a supermod, and not an admin. Anyway, so then what happened?"

    Ultima: "The supermod was promoted to admin..."
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    haha doug
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    If you don't understand it, make more effort to understand it.

    If you still don't understand it, then sorry, it's beyond you, and you would not understand it, not even if the guide you're asking for was written.

    Either way, the more detailed guide you're asking for does not need to be written.

    Case closed.
  18. Blue Kirby

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    Wow, I don't know what's gotten into all of you.

    This was a perfectly reasonable suggestion ...
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  20. Great Sage

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    For the record, I changed his signature, not weak mingot.
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    Yeah so all that stuff about chaos and the other admins running smogon, yeah you might think that. SDS is really the one pulling all the strings behind the scenes.
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    Wow, guess I shouldn't have disagreed.

    Now I've lost my admins. Thanks a lot, Ultima.

    I don't suppose there's still time to jump ship?
  23. Alchemator

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    BK we all know it went downhill ever since you changed your avatar.

    Come back ;_;
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    goddam man

    i cant help you if you don't pm me

    I GOT THE BAN BUTTON PRIMED, JUST TELL ME WHERE TO FIRE
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    'BLAGH BLAGH BLAGH I DONT GET IT' for a modern age

    edit: also http://www.smogon.com/forums/converse.php?u=52513&u2=53589

    hahahaha 'Yeah, and in that thread, an admin was demodded and left for defending you. so yeah.'

    i doubt ultima ever imagined he would create such a momentous rift in the smogon administration with such a thread!

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