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how Obama's election will affect some of Smogon's best

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by havoc, Nov 8, 2008.

  1. havoc

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    --instead of fireworks show, nation/world expected to watch kakky's head explode on January 20th

    --Jumpman16 appointed Head of Eloquence and On Rare Occasions Tldr. upon conclusion of first speech, audience member comments "I know this guy's way smarter than me so I just daydreamed torchic.jpg talking to me"

    --after successfully being re-elected to a second term, Obama admits that he's actually just a curly-haired (well really hairy in general) white guy and not half-black; population "somewhat surprised, but figured a half-negro couldn't be THAT cool." weeks later, his Vietnamese Secretary of Cute admits that he is in fact Bengali; accused of "jumping on the bandwagon AS USUAL wtf o_-O"

    --Articuno64 called in from Canada to help initiate prescription drug plan for USA; Mr. Wynja complies, but insists on being in complete control. when asked for comment, Wynja replied "I'm sorry to sound power-hungry, but I just like to see big plans carried out to the very, very, very end. it's just the kind of guy I am."

    --organized crime appears to wipe itself out after both the Mafia and the civilians who chased them are found lynched; incidents, however, continue on a monthly basis indefinitely. though comforted by the fact that organized crime is no longer a threat, police ask "how many more goddamn costumes can these people think of to do the same thing over and over again, will they ever wipe themselves out permanently, Jesus"

    --MrE appointed Ambassador to Every Country Ever; has snazzy nickname for each and every world leader, but generally negotiations hit an awkward wall after salutation exchange until finally broken with "how 'bout dem Cowboys"

    --newly instated Secretary of Defense Cornelius Meddable Fickle trolls Iran, North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan into submission, resulting in the Habbo Conference Treaty of 2010. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran frustratedly comments "bobba bobba bobbaaaaa"

    --new ATF director Sonuis vows to "sternly wag a finger in the face of drug and firearm abuse," "DARE someone to test me"

    --Department of Transportation's new slogan: "VROOOOMZ"

    only time will tell if anything else may happen due to this historic event! more may come.
  2. Minwu

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    You forgot about Deck Knight
  3. Toothache

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    The title is 'smogon's best', not 'smogon's worst'. Dumbass
  4. West

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    Deck Knight completely changed sides and is now wearing a shirt that says: "Jesus is black".
  5. Atlas

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    this thread needs more "lol, nice post havoc" and less "shit"

    lol, nice post havoc
  6. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    you forgot MEGATRON being appointed our military coordinator and his first action being not only the invasion of the oriental nations but also the mass rape of all of their women so many chinawomen
  7. norulz

    norulz excellent

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    lol, nice post atlas
  8. Hazerider

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    5 star thread

    I especially liked the mafia one, ls', mre's and kakky's
  9. Jackal

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    haha awesome
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    --need for a dept. of cuteness becomes too significant too ignore, havoc appointed as head secretary although rumour of a "shadow cuteness department" pulling the strings from behind the scenes abound. clan cute denies all allegations.

    --new "no posters left behind" program forces test subject minwu into watching a slideshow of glen putting on pants 100 times, "clockwork orange style"
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    --Controversy erupts when it's revealed that the newly appointed Chairman of the Fed once failed a stats class. Digging deeper, investigators soon discover that the chairman is in fact asian. all questions regarding his intelligence cease.

    --steelicks is appointed secretary of education. Because of his portliness and unusual mannerisms, he is initially unaccepted by the public. after a massive ad campaign featuring the hit slogan "please accept poor steelicks", the public is won over by his charisma and his revolutionary use of the phrase "xD".
  13. tape

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    Heh, really clever havoc
  14. cookie

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    yeah this is pretty good lol
  15. Raikage

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    Ok this is definitely great
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    He's best known as Smogon's worst
  17. Sonuis

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    D.A.R.E.!

    By far the funniest and most accurate line in this entire thread.
  18. Mr.E

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    Awwwwright.

    Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty.
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    -several people agreed with the policies of Shiv BZZZT. They have been cast into space until further notice.

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