Tyrants are ubiquitous in history. Under their oppressive rule, creativity is stifled, not to mention liberty. Excising them has always proved a difficult and divisive task. There are those who, preferring the safety of conformity and predictability, little mind the loss of freedom. And yet, there are those, of whose number I am proudly one, who say "no!" to dictators and totalitarianism. Having thrown off the yoke of King George, why do we now settle under one just as awful as he? Why do we now forget the noble prinicples of America? I do not pretend to know. All that I know is this: "chaos" as he is known on the internet must be deposed. Not simply for the sake of freedom, but also puppies, which he eats. Some, the less informed or at least the less intelligent among my comrades, may ask what evil deeds chaos has committed to earn the moniker of tyrant. I have assembled a list of grievances that I hope will assuage not only the doubts of the stupid, but also reenforce the beliefs of the wise. 1. He has refused to recognize the artistic merits of teh, liek, and 1337 speak. Potentially hilarious posts have been pre-empted by the strict and all-too-discerning "tastes" of chaos. 2. He has refused to grant ggfan a fair hearing. It may be difficult to hear, my friends, but he is right! Smogon's current incarnation is the devil. Or, more accurately, it is the hell by which and through which the devil (chaos, aka Satan) acts! Be not deaf to the sweet prescience of the prophet, ggfan. He will dispel your illusions. 3. He has established a constant state of trolling. Innocent Christian sites, exciting Dragonball Z sites, and others have felt the poison of chaos's tongue. Serebii.net most notably has endured, time and again, the supposedly light-hearted, but actually malicious, rantings of a lunatic bent on power and probably PCP. 4. He has seen fit to lie about his true nature, that is, his whiteness. Perhaps "Our Dear Leader" thought that he could evoke some pity or affirmative action. And what did we do? We proved him right. No longer! Lies are lies. Why do we allow the scoundrel to benefit? 5. Mentioned before, but really, he has ignored ggfan. That is just evil. And so on. Fascist policies, more reminiscent of Mussolini than the kind rule of the now scorned and mocked (what, because of a penchant for Pokemon sex? How is that in the least strange?) FlareonAtma, run rampant. Are we to sit and take this, because we think that we must? We have seen the Messiah! We have seen ggfan. All of the geniuses were laughed at, and so has he. But now it is time we pay attention. Otherwise, perhaps chaos will be allowed to eat more puppies. Act now, Pokemon compatriots! Let the beautiful maiden of my signature guide you to revolution!