Ok, so I'm sure the majority of you have seen this thread. Well, even if you haven't you probably don't need to - it's pretty obvious to all of us in the offices that Philip7086 hasn't bathed properly in months, possibly in years in contradiction to what he had posted. I think I may have thought that the smell was coming from Chris is Me in the recent months before he was evicted, and for that I truly feel bad about. So anyway the issue has gotten pretty bad. At one point I'm pretty sure his hair got so greasy he tried to play it off as a full-on mohawk, and combined with his mushroom cut it makes the entire staff look... at the very least... "unprofessional". Anyway, we've been paying off his family to not say anything about it as it could decrease his work ethic, and this is really putting a hampering on the site's funds (think of how long ago we could've eliminated server lag with that money). Any suggestions?