Hello friends! It’s hard to believe that this is only my 1,000th post considering how long I’ve been here. Throughout my Pokemon career, I’ve met countless people, from older communities, on here, during real life competitions and they’ve made me realize that alot like Pokemon, people come in all sorts of different varieties. All these different types of people is what I feel makes the Pokemon community so special. While I know MoP did this for his 5k, I fell in love with the idea and expanded it to include the 5th Generation as well. Please don’t feel bad if I didn’t include you in this (unless it was intentional). It’s hard to keep so many people in mind! It took a few weeks to get everything together and get it going, but it was well worth it. I did start getting tired towards the end so ignore the shitty ones! For your viewing pleasure: you’ve all been assigned to one or more of the fully evolved Pokemon.! Venusaur Bulbasaur3000 Let’s hope that Dream World brings you back man. Charizard CoA You’ve always been a cool dude. I wish we got to see more of you cause you are AWESOME. Blastoise BlakBlastoise I wish Blastoises were black. Butterfree The Poor Butterfree Girl You guys are jerks for making her cry. Beedrill mzenken THIS (shiny) BITCH IS BLUE LIKE CANDY! Pidgeot Talen The most fearsome Pidgeot trainer this side of the Mississippi. Hope you’re still Mirror Moving Tbolts back at Starmie’s somewhere. Raticate BlueCookies THATS BY BOY RIZZO THE RATICATE. TOP PERCENTAGE. Fearow Fatal40 I know you love that FEAR Ratatta. FEAR? Fearow? Yeah. Arbok TeamRocketElite MoP is right. TEAM ROCKET? ARBOK!? Raichu Raichur0xx0rz I didn’t talk to you much but I did recognize you around Pojo! Sandslash SSM I haven’t seen you in forever man, but we’ll always have those fantasy sports battles to look back on. Nidoking NidokingsRage2000 We had some amazing matches and as far as I’m concerned, you’re the best Nidoking from way back when. Nidoqueen EspeonNidoking Queen. Clefable cloud My favorite little pink puffball. NEVER GOT THE USAGE YOU DESERVED. Ninetales Jenova You were kind of a fiery bitch. Wigglytuff WER Guild Leader WER. Much like Wigglytuff. Crobat RB Golbat GOLBAT? Crobat? Some of these aren’t very creative. I’m TIRED. Vileplume rileysox NO VILOPLUMES WITH SUBSTITUTE Bellossom Fridanny Bright, sunny, and cheerful! You really remind me that sweet Bellossom smile! Parasect Naoto Mizouchi AIYA PARASECTU.. Venemoth triggz You really don’t give a fuck about who I am do you? Just run at me with tinted lens. Dugtrio pokemonrocks777 I always feel trapped when I’m talking to you. There is no escape. Persian JabbaTheGriffin Got da moneys to buy some wins from Lakers during the tour with PAYDAY. Golduck Scofield Always trying to impress the hunnies... Primeape Hazerider Come on. Did anyone expect anyone else in this space? Arcanine drug_duck I’ll never understand why this thing was so popular with you germans but it was DEFINITELY cool. Poliwrath Pillowrath I couldn’t help it... Politoed FiveKRunner Gettin things wet. Alakazam Kaphotics SUPER GENIUS!? Also probably good with spoons. Machamp Acorn I’m fighting two Machamps. HOW DO YOU THINK IT’S GOING!? Victreebel GigaPunch Please don’t eat me Tentacruel Thorns DGAF bout anything. Sit there cross arm’ed like the Tcruel you are. Golem GolemKong MEGATRON GK GOLEMKONG. You will forever be the only GK for me Rapidash AoK Such a fiery gal! Also you’re pretty bouncy. And I’d be afraid to mess with your horns, shit. Slowbro caffwin Slowest bro I know. =P Slowking pokemaniac15 p15p15p15.pen15. Magnezone DoomMullet You somehow always manage to pull us in. Your warstories are absolutely magnetic bro. Farfetch’d lemonmoose Forgotten... so long ago... Dodrio Carl MR DODRIO. With three heads you’d think you’d be able to get out of the first round of a VGC. Dewgong locopoke You’ve got a nice skillset, I GUESS, but my god you are TERRIBLE. Muk SevenDeadlySins I’d imagine you’d body slam a Bellsprout to kill it for some reason. Cloyster zfs We haven’t really seen much of you since the older gens but I GUESS you’re coming around in BW. Gengar VeteranInLove Seriously man, you’ve been at the top FOREVER. Are you ever gonna give up that OU slot? Hypno imperfectluck Hide (Move your mouse to the hide area to reveal the content) Show Hide Hide Hide Steelix Steelicks Large and in charge! We saw alot of you back then but now you’re one of the more forgotten Pokemon =[ Kingler tad38 Vicegrip like hugs, man. One of the coolest water types around. Electrode CaptKirby So quick to explode on everything. Exeguttor JManCool Everyone’s favorite in RBY. And you’ve only been falling out of favor since then.. we miss you man! (Except Synre, I guess) Marowak UmbreonTrainer You were always blocking me from making it to the top. But you were a worthy rival. Hitmonchan Hitmonrocker COACH. Hitmonlee mtg NICE LEGS BRO Hitmontop Harvesters Always a little backwards in the way you do things... BRB they’re filling my mom with blood. Lickylicky Natalie You’ve got a monstrous tongue there, girl. Weezing Weezing2 WHERE ARE YOU MAN. I miss idling on IRC with you Rhyperior Chiaki Thanks for almost wrecking me with Rhyperior at Worlds 09. Blissey No one is annoying enough to deserve Blissey Tangrowth red13n You sure do love your tentacles. Kangaskhan Wesley Morioka You are one scrappy dude, man. Kingdra King Empoleon Maybe we could have seen you in VGC 2010... I dunno... Seaking Basics FUCK YEAH. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Starmie husk Is there any gen you’re NOT good in? Mr. Mime Red You. Creep. Me. The. Fuck. Out. Scizor Diesel DGAF. Bullet punch Shedinjas. Jynx Anita This is what you’ll look like in the future. Electivire Arkerus I’ll remember your vire as the only one I’ve seen in VGC. Magmortar Indra You’re relatively new to me but you’ve got a fiery personality, kid. Pinsir bugmaniacbob BUGS? PINSIR? YEAH! Tauros The_Chaser Thew New Tauros Champ. Gyarados Justin8649 YOU ARE SO INTIMIDATING SOMETIMES. But when it comes down to it, knowing your weakness is all it takes to calm you down. Lapras Rebecca Black Only appears on Fridays! Ditto Ditto Yeah. Vaporeon VapreonsHaze SO OLD SCHOOL. You didn’t know much about me but I was a fan! Flareon Josh Poor kid. Will you ever stop getting shafted at VGC? Jolteon PokemonBattleBrain Sub. Baton Pass. Switch in. Get in line. Sub. Get in line again. Espeon Jumpman16 ESPYJUMP. Coolest of all the eeveelutions. Umbreon Yamipoli DARK? YEAH? Glaceon WhiteQueen. IceQueen Leafeon Vineon Oh come on you all saw this coming. Porygon-Z Misty Pretty sure he’s just data. Omastar 0mastar Man I’m not even creative with these anymore Kabutops KabutoKid You weren’t around for very long but we did learn GSC together! Aerodactyl ExpertEvan You are ANCIENT. But despite that, you’re still one of the quickest mods around. Snorlax kongler If you’ve ever met Juddley you’d be hard pressed to put him anywhere else. I’m convinced that Snorlax is your spirit Pokemon, bro. Living life to its fullest Articuno BlueKirby BLUE! And overall a really chill bro. Zapdos NeoSyrex I know you had to keep the rain up.... Moltres Legendary Fire I wish I could see more of you. You were always one of my favorites. Dragonite DragonFE. You seem like a big orange lovable lug. Also XD Dnite is a baller. Mewtwo DarkMewtwo1 Forever a badass. Try not getting into fights for once, bud. Mew goofball Shit, is there any metagame you CAN’T learn?