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[Exclaimer]

Galcier

A Pokeyman

Heidi Helsmasher [Female Sandile]

Nature: Jolly (-1 Special Attack, +15% Speed, +19% Acc)

Type: Ground/Dark

Ground: Ground STAB; immune to Sandstorm. Ignores Arena restrictions on Dig and Seismic Attacks for Arenas in which any land mass exists, Evasive Digging reduced from 6 per action Energy Cost to 5 per action.
Dark: Dark STAB; ignores Attract and Confusion status entirely when using Dark-type damaging and non-damaging attacks.

Abilities: Intimidate/Moxie/Anger Point (H)

Intimidate: When this Pokemon initially goes out into the battlefield, it generates an intimidating roar or war cry that shakes all opponents on the battlefield, reducing their Attack stage (and adjusting the natural stage) by one (1). If an opponent switches in a new Pokemon, Intimidate can be activated again as a Command, and will affect all opponents.
Moxie: This Pokemon gets psyched after it earns a KO on an opposing Pokemon, increasing its Attack (and adjust the natural stage) by one (1) stage.
Anger Point (Locked): When struck with a critical hit, this Pokemon becomes enraged and its Attack rises to maximum (Stage 6). However, its Attack will drop up to two (2) stages at the end of each round instead of one (1) stage until it reaches the current natural stage.

Stats:

HP: 90
ATK: 3
DEF: 2
SPA: 1 (-)
SPD: 2
SPE: 75 (+19% Acc)
SC/WC: 1/2
BRT: 14

EC: 2/9
MC: 2
DC: 1/5

Moves (20):

Leer
Rage
Bite
Sand Attack
Torment
Sand Attack
Assurance
Mud-Slap
Embargo
Swagger

Fire Fang
Thunder Fang
Counter
Pursuit
Me First

Taunt
Protect
Substitute
Bulldoze
Rock Slide

Toon

Pyro Jack | Litwick

Litwick [] Pyro Jack
Nature: Timid (+15% Speed, +5% Accuracy, -1 Atk)
Type:

Abilities: Flash Fire/Flame Body/Infiltrator (‽)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 2
SpA: 3
SpD: 2
Spe: 23 (+) (+5% Accuracy)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Attacks

Astonish

Clear Smog
Dark Pulse
Ember
Energy Ball
Fire Spin
Flame Burst
Heat Wave
Night Shade
Psychic
Shadow Ball

Acid Armor
Confuse Ray
Endure
Imprison
Minimize
Power Split
Smog
Taunt
Will-O-Wisp

XX|XX Moves

24 hr DQ, 0 recoveries, 0 chills, 3 substitutions, megas allowed in addition to a training item.

Glacier Knight Equips and orders
Toon has no chance

 

[Glacier Knight]

<<...Hi? :3>>

Heidi Helmsmasher the Sandile w/ Exp Share
[Bulldoze~Bite~Bulldoze]
-If Will-O-Wisp, and Litwick is not already taunted, use taunt that action
-If Confuse Ray, use Substitute (15HP) the first instance and push back actions

 

[Toon]

Pyro Jack #Share

"hehehe let's have some fun!"

Energy Ball -> Taunt -> Energy Ball

"....fun? this is a complete counter to you kid"

 

[Exclaimer]

@ Exp Share
Flash Fire / Flame Body
90 HP | 100 EN
1/2/3/2/23 (+5% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

--------------------VS.--------------------

@ Exp Share
Intimidate / Moxie
90 HP | 100 EN
3/2/1/2/75 (+19% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

Calcs

(All effects must be LESS THAN in order to activate. For HIT, has to be LESS THAN to hit.)

A1

Sandile uses Bulldoze! (Critical Hit, Litwick's Speed reduced)
CRIT: YES (551<625)
(6 + 3 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 20.25 DMG
-4 EN

Litwick uses Energy Ball! (No crit or debuff)
CRIT: NO (6127>625)
EFFECT: NO (8598>1000)
(9 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 15.75 DMG
-7 EN

A2

Sandile uses Bite! (No crit, Litwick flinched)
CRIT: NO (6737>625)
EFFECT: YES (1039<3000)
FLAME BODY: NO (5555>3000)
(6 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 15.75 DMG
-4 EN

Litwick Flinched!

A3

Sandile uses Bulldoze! (No crit, Litwick's Speed reduced)
CRIT: NO (6737>625)
(6 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 15.75 DMG
-4 EN

Litwick uses Energy Ball! (No crit or debuff)
CRIT: NO (8539>625)
EFFECT: NO (6437>1000)
(9 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 15.75 DMG
-7 EN

Litwick:-52 HP,-14 EN
Sandile:-32 HP,-12 EN

@ Exp Share
Flash Fire / Flame Body
28 HP | 86 EN
1/2/3/2/23 (+5% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

--------------------VS.--------------------

@ Exp Share
Intimidate / Moxie
58 HP | 88 EN
3/2/1/2/75 (+19% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

Toon gets +1 CC; Litw--

We're not done yet right

Toon Orders
Glacier Knight Orders

 

[Toon]

"so..i cant win huh?"

Energy Ball+Energy Ball x3

IF Torment OR behind a substitute OR under the effects of P/E THEN begin action string: endure -> HEat wave -> Clear Smog

 

[Glacier Knight]

<<...Hi! >:3 >>

Heidi Helmsmasher the Sandile
[Bite~Bite~Bite]

 

[Exclaimer]

@ Exp Share
Flash Fire / Flame Body
28 HP | 86 EN
1/2/3/2/23 (+5% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

--------------------VS.--------------------

@ Exp Share
Intimidate / Moxie
58 HP | 88 EN
3/2/1/2/75 (+19% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

Calcs

(All effects must be LESS THAN in order to activate. For HIT, has to be LESS THAN to hit.)

A1

Sandile uses Bite! (No crit or flinch)
CRIT: NO (5260>625)
EFFECT: NO (5819>3000)
FLAME BODY: NO (4042>3000)
(6 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 15.75 DMG
-4 EN

Litwick uses ENERBEEEM (Critical hit)
CRIT: YES (543<625)
EFFECT: NO (3984>2000)
(20.25 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 32.625 DMG
-45.5 EN

A2

Sandile uses Bite! (No crit, Litwick flinched, Sandile is burned)
CRIT: NO (7463>625)
EFFECT: YES (1676<3000)
FLAME BODY: YES (2015<3000)
(6 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 15.75 DMG
-8 EN

Litwick flinches!

And is unconscious.

Litwick:-32 HP,-46 EN
Sandile:-33 HP,-12 EN

@ Exp Share
Flash Fire / Flame Body
HPKO | 40 EN
1/2/3/2/23 (+5% Accuracy)
STATUS: RIP

--------------------VS.--------------------

@ Exp Share
Intimidate / Moxie
25 HP | 76 EN
3/2/1/2/75 (+19% Accuracy)
STATUS: OK

Toon gets +1 CC; Litwick gets +1 EC, +3 MC, +1 AC
Glacier Knight gets +1 CC; Sandile gets +1 EC, +3 MC, +1 AC, +1 KOC

I get 3 UC