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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by skarm, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. skarm

    skarm I HAVE HOTEL ROOMS
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    Someone was harrassing Roy about sharking so I decided to represent him in a court of law.

    Flying Snorlax (2:45:42 PM): As Roy's lawyer, thus legal advisor, I must ask you to refrain from harrassing my client. Failure to do so will result in legal action and subsequent banning from all Pokemon events. You have been warned. Thank you.
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:46:20 PM): STFU
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:46:30 PM): dumbass
    Flying Snorlax (2:46:40 PM): Don't doubt my legal power. I will take you to court if need be. Harrassing on the internet is now a federal offense.
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:46:52 PM): uh huh
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:06 PM): ok FLYING SNORLAX
    Flying Snorlax (2:47:08 PM): It is, or do you not actually watch the news?
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:29 PM): hop off his nutz
    Flying Snorlax (2:47:31 PM): I suggest you seek legal council before digging yourself a deeper grave.
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:33 PM): ill sue your ass
    Flying Snorlax (2:47:37 PM): For what, dear friend?
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:41 PM): u cant do shit to me
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:52 PM): FOR ACTING STUPIDD
    Flying Snorlax (2:48:31 PM): Yes, I can actually. A few months ago President Bush passed a Bill that bans 'trolling' and harrassment on the internet. If you knew this you'd back off before I pursue legal means to silence you. Your smear campaign against my client must end.
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:48:50 PM): HAHAHAHA
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:49:00 PM): ok...mr laywer guy
    Flying Snorlax (2:49:04 PM): Oh! Death threats now? My my. Someone doesn't understand the legal ramifications of his comments.
    thatcrazygoon34 (2:50:55 PM): SEE U IN COURT FAKE ASS LAYWER!
    thatcrazygoon34 signed off at 2:51:27 PM.
    Flying Snorlax (2:51:30 PM): Do you doubt my credibility? Do you honestly want me to pursue legal action?
    Previous message was not received by thatcrazygoon34 because of error (2:51:30 PM): User thatcrazygoon34 is not available.
  2. Roy

    Roy sux
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    thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:29 PM): hop off his nutz

    seriously loling
  3. Shiv

    Shiv mostly harmless
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    hahaha
  4. chaos

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    what a crazy goon

    ps how did you get his aim
  5. skarm

    skarm I HAVE HOTEL ROOMS
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    thatcrazygoon34 signed on at 2:56:33 PM.
    thatcrazygoon34 (3:11:08 PM): yea
    thatcrazygoon34 (3:11:34 PM): i was like you shouldnt come to the next tourney and he got scared hahaha
    Flying Snorlax (3:11:55 PM): Please do not harrass me as well or I should sue your ass twice.
    thatcrazygoon34 (3:12:36 PM): yea?
    thatcrazygoon34 (3:13:21 PM): i cant wait to see you reresent your client when he will face cheating charges
    Flying Snorlax (3:13:34 PM): What the hell are you talking about.
    Flying Snorlax (3:13:40 PM): Talk English if you'd like to talk to me please.
    thatcrazygoon34 (3:16:00 PM): BLLLAAAAT
    thatcrazygoon34 (3:16:04 PM): SWERVE ON YOU
    thatcrazygoon34 signed off at 3:16:55 PM.

    Roy gave it to me. Roy's log is pretty funny too. He was all like "dont come to the next tournament or else" and stuff.
  6. Jumpman16

    Jumpman16 np: Michael Jackson - "Mon in the Mirror" (DW mix)
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    lol

    BLLLAAAAT
    SWERVE ON YOU

    hm i wonder if he's black???
  7. Black Leather Jacket

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    Maybe he's in the blood gang...... But I really don't give a fuck. I had to deal with idiots accusing me of cheating many times even though they used AR/GS.

    I might send this (BAN ME PLEASE) an IM later on.
  8. Dweedle

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    wait, jumpman's black?
  9. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    jumpman's black? :/
  10. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    now THIS is a good thread
  11. chaos

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    jumpmans black?
  12. Roy

    Roy sux
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    Jumpman16: Roy, I am actually white.
  13. TheMusicMan

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  14. a44

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    loling
  15. dynamo

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    loling hard.

    Kudos, Mr. Skarm!
  16. bird1111

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    lolling at what a44 posted
  17. Shiv

    Shiv mostly harmless
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    ^ That bill could be used a44 first!
  18. Chaasrainer

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    loling @ this whole thread
  19. rikku

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  20. zfs

    zfs Everything old is new again
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    did you play the phoenix wright music while iming him?
  21. Jack Sparrow

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    Pure brilliance :]

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