I like Exclaimer because she has a heart in her.

[Ooraloo]

Ooraloo the Heartripper

Victory the Horsea

Horsea () Victory
Type: Water
Abilities: Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp (H)
Nature: Quiet (+SpA, -Spe, -10% Eva)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 3
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 1
Spe: 52 (-, -10% Eva)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Water Gun
Bubble
Smokescreen
Leer
Twister
Focus Energy
Bubble Beam
Agility


Egg
Clear Smog
Disable
Muddy Water
Outrage
Signal Beam

TM
Scald
Surf
Dive
Waterfall
Ice Beam

Atocha the Volkritter

Volkritter () Atocha
Type: Water/Fire
Abilities: Anticipation/Infiltrator/Unnerve (H)
Nature: Timid (+Spe, +14% Acc, -Atk)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 2
SpA: 3
SpD: 2
Spe: 81 (+, +14% Acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Constrict
Flash
Bite
Leech Life
Reflect
Water Gun
Whirlpool
Fire Spin
Flame Burst

Egg
Aqua Jet
Assurance
Captivate
Scary Face
Tickle

TM
Fire Blast
Protect
Substitute
Surf
Torment

Exclaimer <3

July (Chimchar)

Chimchar [] [July]
Types: Fire
Abilities: Blaze / Iron Fist (✘)
Nature: Naive (+Speed, +Accuracy, -Special Defense)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 2
SpD: 1 (-)
Spe: 71 (+17% Accuracy)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13
EC: 3/6
MC: 11
AC: 3/5
Attacks:
Counter
Dig
Ember
Encore
Fake Out
Fire Blast
Flame Wheel
Focus Punch
Fury Swipes
Grass Knot
Leer
Nasty Plot
Protect
Scratch
Substitute
Taunt
Thunder Punch
Torment

Fisty McFistFace (Privatyke)

Privatyke [] [Fisty McFistFace]
Types: Water/Fighting
Abilities: Unaware / Klutz (✘)
Nature: Adamant (+Attack, -Special Attack)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 4 (+)
Def: 3
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 2
Spe: 35
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 15
EC: 1/6
MC: 3
AC: 1/5
Attacks:
Aqua Jet
Arm Thrust
Bubble
Chip Away
Circle Throw
Cross Chop
Dive
Drain Punch
Earthquake
Endure
Focus Punch
Gunk Shot
Ice Punch
Infestation
Knock Off
Mach Punch
Protect
Recover
Revenge
Rock Blast
Smokescreen
Substitute
Taunt
Torment
Venoshock
Waterfall
Wrap
Yawn

Exclaimer orders
I order and ref

 

[Exclaimer]

@ Exp Share

< I'd hope she does. >

Dig -- Thunder Punch -- Dig (All at Volkritter)

If Reflect, then Taunt (Volkritter).
If damaging Water Combination and Chimchar is a target, then Thunder Punch + Thunder Punch (Volkritter).

If Volkraken is KO'ed, then Fake Out (Horsea).

@ Exp Share

< Ey, I have one too, do you like me? >

Rock Blast -- Rock Blast -- Rock Blast (All at Volkritter)

If Volkritter uses P/E, then Knock Off (Horsea) the first instance, Gunk Shot (Horsea) the second. [non consecutive]
If Rock Blast is disabled, then Cross Chop (Volkritter) instead.

 

[Ooraloo]

Victory @ Exp Share
Bubble + Bubblebeam (Chimchar) | Scald (Chimchar) | Scald (Chimchar)

Atocha @ Lucky Egg
Protect | Scald (Chimchar) | Scald (Chimchar)
---
Ooraloo

90 | 90
100 | 100
Fine | Fine

Exclaimer

90 | 100
100 | 100
Fine | Fine

Calcs

A1
Atocha: Protect (7 EN)

Privatyke: Knock Off (7 EN)
7/16 no crit
(10+6-4.5)=11.5 (Horsea)
Exp Share was knocked off!

Chimchar: Thunder Punch + Thunder Punch (28 EN)
9/16 no crit
(18+3-3-2)*1.5=24
Atocha protected herself! (-9.6 EN)

Horsea: Bubble + Bubblebeam (11 EN)
2/16 no crit
(15+3+6-1.5)*1.5=33.75 (Chimchar)
Chimchar was slowed.

A2
Atocha: Scald (5 EN)
12/16 no crit
(8+3+4.5-1.5)*1.5=21 (Chimchar)

Horsea: Cooldown

Chimchar: Cooldown

Privatyke: Rock Blast (7 EN)
2/6 two hits
3/16, 4/16 no crit
(6+6-3-2)*1.5=10.5 (Volkritter)

A3
Atocha: Scald (9 EN)
15/16 no crit
(8+3+4.5-1.5)*1.5=21 (Chimchar)

Horsea: Scald (5 EN)
7/16 no crit
(8+3+6-1.5)*1.5=23.25 (Chimchar)
Chimchar fainted.

Privatyke: Rock Blast (11 EN)
5/6 four hits
11/16, 3/16, 5/16, 15/16 no crit
(12+6-3-2)*1.5=19.5 (Volkritter)

Ooraloo

78 | 60
84 | 68
Fine | Fine

Exclaimer

KO | 100
KO | 75
KO | Fine
---

Victory @ Exp Share
Focus Energy | Scald | Bubblebeam
IF Victory is tormented AND to use Scald, THEN Bubble.

Atocha @ Lucky Egg
Fire Blast | Scald | Fire Blast
IF Rock Blast, THEN Torment.
IF Atocha is tormented AND to use Scald, THEN Whirlpool.

Exclaimer orders
I ref

 

[Exclaimer]

< Friend? Oy, where'd you go? >

Earthquake -- Earthquake -- Earthquake

 

[Ooraloo]

Ooraloo

78 | 60
84 | 68
Fine | Fine

Exclaimer

KO | 100
KO | 75
KO | Fine
---

Calcs

A1
Atocha: Fire Blast (7 EN)
6/16 no crit
24/100 no eff
(11+3+4.5-3)*0.67=10.385

Horsea: Focus Energy (12 EN)
Horsea is f*cking pumped.

Privatyke: Earthquake (7 EN)
11/16, 3/16 no crit
(7.5+6-4.5)=9 (Horsea)
(7.5+6-3-2)*1.5=12.75 (Volkritter)

A2
Atocha: Scald (5 EN)
14/16 no crit
13/100 eff
(8+3+4.5-3)*0.67=8.375
Privatyke was burned.

Horsea: Scald (5 EN)
10/16 no crit
(8+3+5+6-3)*0.67=12.73

Privatyke: Earthquake (11 EN)
2/16, 5/16 no crit
(7.5+6-4.5-3)=6 (Horsea)
(7.5+6-3-2-3)*1.5=8.25 (Volkritter)

Privatyke: -2 HP (Burn)

A3
Atocha: Fire Blast (7 EN)
12/16 no crit
(11+3+4.5-3)*0.67=10.385

Horsea: Bubble Beam (4 EN)
7/16 no crit
46/100 no eff
(7+3+5+6-3)*0.67=12.06

Privatyke: Earthquake (15 EN)
8/16, 11/16 no crit
(7.5+6-4.5-3)=6 (Horsea)
(7.5+6-3-2-3)*1.5=8.25 (Volkritter)

Privatyke: -2 HP (Burn)

Ooraloo

57 | 31
63 | 49
Fine | Fine

Exclaimer

KO | 42
KO | 42
KO | Burn

Exclaimer orders
I order and ref

 

[Exclaimer]

< Eck. >

Drain Punch (Volkritter) -- Earthquake -- Earthquake

 

[Ooraloo]

Ooraloo

57 | 31
63 | 49
Focus Energy (4a) | Fine

Exclaimer

KO | 42
KO | 42
KO | Burn

Calculations

Action One
Atocha: Fire Blast (11 EN)
4/16 no crit
(11+3+4.5-3)*0.67=10.385

Horsea: Scald (5 EN)
10/16 no crit
(8+3+5+6-3)*0.67=12.73

Privatyke: Drain Punch (11 EN)
8/16 no crits
(8+3+6-3-3)=11
Recovery: 5.5

Privatyke: -2 HP (Burn)

Action Two
Atocha: Fire Blast (15 EN)
11/16 no crit
(11+3+4.5-3)*0.67=10.385

Horsea: Scald (9 EN)
3/16 no crit
(8+3+5+6-3)*0.67=12.73
Privatyke fainted.

Exclaimer: 1 CC; Chimchar: 1 AC, 3 MC, 1 EC; Privatyke: 1 AC, 3 MC, 1 EC

Me: 1 CC, 6 UC; Volkritter: 2 AC, 2 MC, 1 EC; Horsea: 1 AC, 3 MC, 1 EC