I'm Running Out of Witty Titles: Geodude6 vs. GemOftheDay! (1 vs 1 Singles)

Seriously, there are only so many humorous things you can call a flashmatch. Pretty soon I'll have to start going TPP on them and just hitting random characters. (Btw, this thread is really called rgwrogoijwejnrgtsr.)

The Rules:
standard at best, generic at worst

The Pokemon:

Geodude6's Giant-to-Be:

Larvitar (F)
Nature: Rash
Type: Rock/Ground
Abilities: Guts, Sand Veil (DW)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 7/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5
KOC: 1

Moves:
Bite
Leer
Sandstorm
Screech
Chip Away
Rock Slide
Scary Face
Payback
Earthquake
Dark Pulse
Crunch
Stone Edge
Hyper Beam

Focus Energy
Iron Head
Outrage
Pursuit
Stealth Rock

Hidden Power [Poison]
Taunt
Protect
Smack Down
Dig
Brick Break
Double Team
Torment
Endure
Retaliate
Bulldoze
Substitute

Superpower


GemOftheDay's Ghost:

Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
Types: Ghost/Steel
Nature: Jolly (+ Spe, +5% acc, -SpA)

Abilities:
Levitate

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

scratch
iron defense
lick
metal burst
odor sleuth
faint attack
shadow sneak
curse

phantom force
foul play
meteor mash
psycho shift
yawn

dig
torment
swagger
protect
substitute


Flow of the Match:
also normal

Geodude6, send out and equip!
 
Shoulda picked piplup 9.9

Chanoir@ xp share

Torment -> swagger -> foul play

If larvitars uses taunt and you are not taunted, protect.
If you are taunted, change all remaing actions to foul play -> dig -> foul play
 
Round 1: In Which the First Things Happen

The Rules:
same as always


Larvitar (F)
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Boosts: none
Other: +1 MC


Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
HP: 100
Energy: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Boosts: +5% Acc
Other: +1 MC


Round 1 Begin!

Things happened. But they weren't very effective...

End Round 1


Larvitar (F)
HP: 75
Energy: 78
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Boosts: none
Other: +1 MC, Substitute (3 HP)


Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
HP: 95
Energy: 76
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Boosts: +5% Acc
Other: +1 MC, Smacked Down (5 actions)


Protect (Larvitar) [Success]
Larvitar Protected itself!
EN Cost: 7 + 0/2.5 = 7

Torment (Nohface) [Protected]
EN Cost: 10


Substitute {15} (Larvitar) [Success]
The Substitute appeared!
EN Cost: 12

Swagger (Nohface) [Substitute]
EN Cost: 7


Smack Down (Larvitar) [Crit Roll: 8010; no crit]
(5 + 3 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 2/3 = 5.33 damage
Nohface was Smacked Down! (6 actions)
EN Cost: 3

Foul Play (Nohface) [Crit Roll: 2734; no crit]
(10 + 4.5 – 3) * 1 = 11.5 damage
EN Cost: 7


End of Round:
Larvitar: 15 damage, -22 EN, Substitute (3 HP)
Nohface: 5 damage, -24 EN, Smacked Down (5 actions)


Geodude6, you're up!
 

Geodude6

Look at my shiny CT!
Earthquake~Bulldoze~Earthquake
IF Nohface uses Iron Defense THEN use Dark Pulse and push actions back.
IF Nohface uses Metal Burst THEN use Leer and push actions back.
 
Round 2: In Which the Plot Advances

The Rules:
see last round; nothing has changed since then


Larvitar (F)
HP: 75
Energy: 78
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Boosts: none
Other: +1 MC, Substitute (3 HP)


Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
HP: 95
Energy: 76
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Boosts: +5% Acc
Other: +1 MC, Smacked Down (5 actions)


Round 2 Begin!

Chanoir gets smashed, but Larvitar has a slew of mild status conditions to deal with next round. Join us next time on "As the RNG Turns."

End Round 2


Larvitar (F)
HP: 75
Energy: 62
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Boosts: +2 Atk
Other: +1 MC, Tormented (5 actions), Confused (4 actions)


Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
HP: 38
Energy: 56
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Boosts: +5% Acc
Other: +1 MC, Smacked Down (2 actions)


Shadow Sneak (Nohface) [Crit Roll: 2444; no crit]
(4 + 3 + 3 – 3) * 1 = 7 damage
Larvitar’s Substitute broke!
EN Cost: 3

Earthquake (Larvitar) [Crit Roll: 7961; no crit]
(10 + 3 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
EN Cost: 6


Bulldoze (Larvitar) [Crit Roll: 8264; no crit]
(6 + 3 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
Nohface’s Spe fell! (-1 Spe)
EN Cost: 4

Torment (Nohface) [Success]
Larvitar was Tormented! (6 actions)
EN Cost: 10


Earthquake (Larvitar) [Crit Roll: 9; crit]
(10 + 3 + 3 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage
EN Cost: 6

Swagger (Nohface) [Hit Roll: 1196, Intensity Roll: 9435; hit, intense]
Larvitar’s Atk sharply rose!
Larvitar became Confused! (4 actions)
EN Cost: 7


End of Round:
Larvitar: 0 damage, -16 EN, Tormented (5 actions), +2 Atk, Confused (4 actions)
Nohface: 57 damage, -20 EN, Smacked Down (2 actions)


GemOftheDay, you're up next!
 

Geodude6

Look at my shiny CT!
Crunch~Dig~Bite+Crunch
IF you hurt yourself in confusion A1 or A2 THEN use Crunch A3.
 
Round 3: In Which There is Much Overkill

The Rules:
don't do drugs
stay in school


Larvitar (F)
HP: 75
Energy: 62
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Boosts: +2 Atk
Other: +1 MC, Tormented (5 actions), Confused (4 actions)


Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
HP: 38
Energy: 56
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Boosts: +5% Acc
Other: +1 MC, Smacked Down (2 actions)


Round 3 Begin!

As expected, there was some hax this round. A 12.5% chance, in fact.

End Round 3


Larvitar (F)
HP: 44
Energy: 29
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3+
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 41
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Boosts: +1 Atk
Other: +1 MC, Tormented (2 actions), Confused (1 action)


Nohface [Chanoir] (M)
HP: -24
Energy: 36
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 12 (+) (+5% acc)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Boosts: +5% Acc
Other: +1 MC


Crunch (Larvitar) [Hit Self Roll: 9678, Crit Roll: 7203; no hit self, no crit]
[(8 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 1.5] + 2 * 2 = 16 damage
EN Cost: 6

Foul Play (Nohface) [Crit Roll: 6849; no crit]
[(10 + 4.5 – 3) * 1] + 2 * 2 = 15.5 damage
EN Cost: 7


Dig (Larvitar) [Hit Self Roll: 6594; no hit self]
Larvitar dug underground!

Meteor Mash (Nohface) [Digging]
EN Cost: 6

Dig (Larvitar) [Crit Roll: 5763; no crit]
[(8 + 3 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 1.5] + 2 * 2 = 20.5 damage
EN Cost: 9

Post-Action:
Nohface is floating again!


Foul Play (Nohface) [Crit Roll: 3176; no crit]
[(10 + 4.5 – 3) * 1] + 2 * 2 = 15.5 damage
EN Cost: 7

Bite + Crunch combo (Larvitar) [Hit Self Roll: 7670, Crit Roll: 7768; no hit self, no crit]
[(14 + 4.5 – 4.5) * 1.5] + 2 * 2 = 25 damage
EN Cost: 17.5
Nohface fainted!


End of Round:
Larvitar: 31 damage, -33 EN, Tormented (2 actions), +1 Atk, Confused (1 action)
Nohface: 62 damage, -20 EN


Prize Time!
Geodude6 and GemOftheDay each receive 1 CC.
Geodude6's Larvitar (Larvitar) receives 1 EC, 3 MC, and 1 KOC.
GemOftheDay's Chanoir (Nohface) receives 1 EC, 3 MC, and 1 AC.
Dummy007 receives 3 UC.

gg!
 

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