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in this thread i make a dumb poem and try to woo natalie but also fail miserably

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by DM, May 19, 2006.

  1. DM

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    I know this girl named natalie
    I think she's pretty phat-alie
    She likes to use Golbat-alie
    And blast fools with her gat-alie

    Someday she'll want to battle me
    But I am just too fat-alie
    I pet her purring cat-alie
    And meet her in the chat-alie

    Gently her head I pat-alie
    And I put on my hat-alie
    Under the moon we sat-alie
    Me and my lovely... natalie!
  2. natalie

    natalie property of alex

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    loling

    oh doom mullet
    your poem it hit me like a bullet
    you make we want to pull it

    .. nah.
  3. Arcturus

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    Kinda stalkerish, but ok.
  4. The Plant

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    Every breath you take.
  5. Arcturus

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    I would post my love for you natalie, but to be quite fucking honest, I would just totally plow you and leave before you wake up.
  6. chaos

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    i'd plow you but i dont kiss guys so i dunno if you'd enjoy it






    oh who am i kidding, its so large
  7. Pidge

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  8. Arcturus

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    :lol:
  9. 180.ROGER

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    hmm...

    hmm i had been reading poems all this years and thats the worst poem ever write in the existence of this universe you used the same ending in each line shuld try better.


    ugh...
  10. Justin8649

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    hell yeah your poem SUCKS the same ending ugh
  11. rikku

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    Every move you make. <_<
  13. Blue Light 2

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    every time you get on the internet


    gtfo my internets
  14. SpaceFlare

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    Every step you take. I'll be watching you
  15. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    are you stupid doom

    i'm serious

    i'll fucking stab you in the face motherfucker
  16. Dweedle

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    i'd plow natalie and doommullet at the same time
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    Hey hey hey I called natalie first jalbis! I'll give you a plate of pasta if you leave her to me. :)
  18. Dweedle

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    pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy pasta or pussy

    this is a tough choice
  19. Blue Light 2

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    both at same time
  20. Dweedle

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    mixing sex and food is combining two worlds of pleasure that do not need to be together

    otherwise i would orgasm every time i ate pasta

    although that wouldn't be much different than normal
  21. Blue Light 2

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    natalie is fat
  22. Mekkah

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    Winrawr is fattest.
  23. Altmer

    Altmer rid this world of human waste
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    this is a five star thread with a five star reply
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    Lol, amazing
  25. jpchato

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    this thread wreaks of sausage

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