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in this thread i make a dumb poem and try to woo natalie but also fail miserably

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by DM, May 19, 2006.

  1. Arcturus

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    But your Sanders. No one can love Sanders except black people.
  2. cloud

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    lol this thread was a lot more threatening/entertaining when i was drunk. it's not very good now that i'm sober!
  3. Blue Light 2

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    ^i am not one of those black people that like sanders



    DoomMullet is gay gay gay gay fat fat fat faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
  4. Minwu

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    :O this can only mean one thing; DM IS STEELICK'S SECONDARY ACCOUNT
  5. Arcturus

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    Actually cloud, this thread now sucks thanks to you. You dirty bastard.
  6. Infinitium

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    I can almost touch the love in this thread~
  7. MeLoVeGhOsTs

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    I <3 Poetry. Pudoemtissh.
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    natalie is a man
  9. Blue Light 2

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    natalie is fat and cannot fit into clouds avatar
  10. Jumpman16

    Jumpman16 np: Michael Jackson - "Mon in the Mirror" (DW mix)
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    i want to fuck everybody who has posted and will post in this thread
  11. cloud

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    except natalie apparently.. so that leaves.. oh, every other male on smogon.

    you gaybag.
  12. Siphai

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    i don' think i've posted earlier so I will now

    edit

    fuck, i just read jumpmans post
  13. Jumpman16

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    who says i dont want to fuck natalie

    she's at LEAST third on my list after i get done with james' pasta (and james i guess, even if i'm going to slurp on something long and white for its sauce it's going to be an aldante spaghetti strand with JUST the right amount of alfredo sauce)
  14. cloud

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  15. Jumpman16

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    what if

    what if we met at a bar to watch the big game and we were having a good time and at halftime i gave you the nicest oversize plush clefable doll just you know "because"

    how would you feel cloud

    would you wait for the halftime show to be over so you could just comment on the game or would you take ADVANTAGE of those brief, fleeting moments of awkwardness...which are all we really have in the end...
  16. cloud

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    honestly i'd hug you and PROBABLY let you have your way with me.
  17. Siphai

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    that's not a lot cloud considering how many people you have let have their way with you!
  18. dynamo

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    yeah just like that other night huh cloud

    but I guess you don't want to talk about it infront of everyone...
  19. QuickDraw

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    don't forget to talk to your penis, because every man knows it has its own identity. ie:"so, i was talking to my penis the other day..."
  20. Minwu

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    and it wanted to go to the beach to clog some holes.
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    gaybag

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