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ITT Me and chaos engage in a battle of wits !

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Steelicks, Jan 25, 2006.

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  1. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    The only rule is, we are only allowed to post one witty insult per day.

    The battle now commences.

    Chaos, your bulky appearance brings tears to my eyes. That is due to the fact that your rotund shape reminds me of an onion.

    Your move...
  2. stonerchris

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    i wonder if he'll be more insulted by being compared to an onion...or by the fact you capitalized the c
  3. chaos

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    "[Steelicks]," if I were to say you were an upstanding, beautiful young gentleman I would be lying through my glimmering teeth. The truth is, you are disgustingly obese on the outside and hideous on the inside because you eat children.

    The exchange starts.
  4. Dweedle

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    He really does eat children, folks!
  5. stonerchris

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    i hear children are a delicacy in australia we must respect other cultures!
  6. Vulcan Fury

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    it's true ok
  7. Somebody

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    a stirring debate.
  8. Articuno64

    Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken
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    my dad could beat up your dad...
  9. Black Leather Jacket

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    My dad dresses better then your dad.
  10. Dragonmaster

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    This topic sucks.
  11. Cerivious

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    Nope it rocks.
  12. akuchi

    akuchi please dont remove akuchis custom title she <i>is<

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  13. Bonnett

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    back in Primary school this kid said to me: my dad can pick up a piano
    so I said back to him: my dad can pick up a piano with your dad playing it

    I won that round
  14. Mekkah

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    emo kid
  15. orangekows

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    this is an awesome thread.

    congrats for getting mods mekkah
  16. Shichiro

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    Agreed.
    Yeah, congrats.
  17. bleep

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    great thread =)
  18. giga

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    suck ups

    i have like 0% wit
  19. 0rz

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    Rhyming Couplet battles are better imo. Still great, though.
  20. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    my dad made doom
  21. Roy

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    dude i did this better than you when i was 3 years old

    my mom didn't even care
  22. The.Lost.Hylian

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    I have a feeling this thread is going to be a contributing factor for havoc's next rant thread about what he doesn't like about the forum.

    On a side note, I have to admit that I'm looking forward to what positive ends this thread can come to. Mainly humor.:)
  23. Justin8649

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    i don't think havoc will be posting anymore rants about shitty threads. especially with his outburst of posting like 5 shitty threads in a row.
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    I came here expecting [​IMG] references. What happened?
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