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Discussion in 'Congregation of the Masses' started by Alan, Nov 27, 2011.

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  1. Alan

    Alan

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    I'll start

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    We're having sex
    because I'm stronger than you.

    "How would you like to be a single mother?"

    Your turn.
  2. BenVdd

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    haha that one is amazing.

    "Whats up"
    girl: not much u
    "rub my pants and find out"


    lame... sorry
  3. BurningMan

    BurningMan fueled by beer

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    Does that smell like chloroform to you?
  4. Zacchaeus

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    You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

    Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

    Your clothes would look great in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor.

    [Lick your finger and touch her shirt] Now let's get you out of those wet clothes

    [Beckon to her with one finger] If I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the other nine
  5. muffinhead

    muffinhead b202 wifi vgc
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    if i were to ask you on a date, would your answer to that be the same as the answer to this question?

    if i told you that you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?
  6. askaninjask

    askaninjask [FLAIL ARMS]
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    genius
  7. SalTheThief

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    those are some nice shoes do you want to have sex?
  8. BiGGiE

    BiGGiE bangin' on a trash can
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    Guy: "Hey girl, do you have any (ethnicity) in you?"
    Girl: "No."
    Guy: "Want some?"

    Guy: "You know what my favorite bone in your body is?"
    Girl: "Which?"
    Guy: "Mine."
  9. macle

    macle ribbit
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    abracadabra
  10. Glen

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    if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put your sister and i together
  11. Chill Murray

    Chill Murray get well soon jacoby..

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    "can I buy you a drink?"

    I know I know I'm a sick fuck...
  13. Colonel M

    Colonel M I don't suck it's my team that sucks!
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    Can I put my treasure in your chest?
  14. verbatim

    verbatim Red like Roses
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    I need to try this.
  15. Stylish Interval

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    I’m a necrophiliac. How well do you play dead?

    Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail. (funniest one I've heard)

    I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.
  16. Trax

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    Hi, my name is <name> would you ever consider having sex with me?
  17. Mysterious Trainer

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    "I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning."

    "I'd like to get in your rock tunnel."

    "You make my Darkrai rise."

    "Those are some nice Hoothoots you got there."

    "STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?"

    "I wish I was a Seaking, so I could Horn Drill you."

    "I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done."

    "My Typhlosion knows Eruption."

    "Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cause you're the only HO I see."

    "I heard Meowth's not the only naughty pussy in town."

    "My Metapod is pretty weak. Let's battle so it can get some experience."

    "Do you have a Ditto in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." (Sorry, Zacchaeus)

    "Do you come to the Viridian Forest often? Because I just want to Pikachu."
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  18. RODAN

    RODAN hey guys its me Jibaku, im a silver 1 vayne player.
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    "hi im mysterious trainer"
  19. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    hey rodan ;), heard you were looking for a stud, well i got the std and all i need is u ;)
  20. bearsfan092

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    This is amazing.
  21. Alchemator

    Alchemator my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i
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    "Hi I'm RODAN, I HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY THIS YEAR"
  22. Xaqwais

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    Are you Irish? 'Cause my penis is Dublin.
  23. Fishy

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    i promise i don't bite, but i wanna will-o-whisper sweet nothings into your ear

    ooooh it seems like my hydro pump got caught in your storm drain

    is it me or did I just trace your sap sipper?
  24. gk

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    hi, does anyone else know you are here tonight
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  25. NatGeo

    NatGeo sun's coming up
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    do you have a mirror in your pocket because i see myself in your pants

    yeah i got nothin
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