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[muramusaw8]

I like my women like my tables: flat, sturdy, and long-legged.

My rise over your run.

You're advertising your products. I want them. For free.

Hey, do you know economics? The opportunity cost of raping you is paying you.

My demand curve intersects your supply curve at a price of zero and a quantity approaching infinity.

 

[Fishy]

i like my women like i like my drugs

white

 

[jwoozie]

Do you like to sleep? Me too! We should do it together some time.

 

[mattj]

so i saw your sister naked the other day

^worked for me

 

[YaM]

did you fall from heaven?

because your face is really fucked up

 

[mmmonal]

I want to buy a house for you! :))

 

[az]

:))

 

[sonickid01]

"Hi there, want to play the rape game?"
"NO!"
"Say, you're pretty good at this."

 

[Alan]

i like my women like i like my drugs

white

i like my women like i like my coffee

ground up and in the freezer

 

[Chill Murray]

i like my women like i like my coffee

black and proud

 

[zenzen~]

do you have a can opener
cuz my dick is about to pop

welp

 

[Haxtwo]

are you my red cup i can fill up lol

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

I want to buy a house for you! :))

best itt

 

[RODAN]

yo guys im really into feet licking

 

[Jebus McAzn]

i like my women like i like my coffee

black and proud

i like my women like i like my rum

12 years old and mixed up with coke

 

[McGrrr]

I'm gonna make you moan so much you'll run out of vowel sounds and have to tlk lk ths fr th rst f th wk ;)

 

[ungulateman]

I like my women the way I like my coffee

iced

 

[Thorns]

i like my women like i like my batchfiles

executing several commands at once

 

[Polis4rule]

If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Hey baby, want to come over to Myspace so that you can Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook?

 

[Phiddlesticks]

i like my women

 

[Jebus McAzn]

If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I get tail. Tails, I get head.

 

[verbatim]

It comes up edge, what do you do?

 

[Jebus McAzn]

It comes up edge, what do you do?

knife her

 

[verbatim]

Now what?

 

[ssbbm]

Now what?

you get whatever's up atm, duh