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Itt we rap battle

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Doctor Heartbreak, Jun 24, 2008.

  1. Doctor Heartbreak

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    (with a pokemon theme)

    i'll start this bitch off

    ahem:

    Step back son, shit about to get real
    After this rap you gonna need some Burn Heal
    I'm fuckin hard like my typing was Steel
    And I'm cold as ice like a Seel

    You a bug catcher I'm a Pokemon Master
    Like a Miltank I'll put ya out to pasture
    Got the Thunder Badge so my team is faster
    You use Splash I'm a Hydro Blaster
  2. DeLorean

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    Bitch you know that you better step back
    I'll blast your ass with a fire attack
    You better get your super potions on the double
    My charmander gonna make some trouble
  3. Poppin

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    What the fuck you doin', nigga?
    Bustin' rhymes like you trippin'?
    Lemme show you how it's done...

    REEEEMIIIIIIIIX!

    I live in Philledelphia, born and raised
    On the playground is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin out maxin all cool and shootin some b-ball outside of school
    when a couple of guys were up to no good
    started makin trouble in my neighboorhood
    I got into one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moveing in with your aunt and uncle in Bel-air"

    *Instrumental solo*

    I pull up to the house bout' 7 or 8
    and yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later"
    I looked my kingdom, it look so cool
    chillin in my thronem the prince of Bel-Air

    Beat THAT

    Edit: I'm only leaving this post alive because it's almost like a 'kick me' sign. Don't do dumb shit like this again.

    -mgmt.
  4. MNL

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    way to choke on the lyrics
  5. Doctor Heartbreak

    Doctor Heartbreak

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    that's - that's not even the real Fresh Prince rap

    and it has very little relevance to pokemon >:(

    allow me to school you:

    Cruisin Cycle Road on my Acro Bike
    Bustin niggas up when I get on the mic
    Throwing off sparks like Electrike
    Ladies come to see me 'cos I know what they like

    I been with Erica, I took her flower
    Down in Olivine I lit up Jasmine's tower
    I get bitches comin on the half hour
    Fellas wanna be me, I got Pure Power

    :pimp:
  6. Doctor Heartbreak

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    metang@ ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
  7. West

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    I like shorts 'cuz
    They're comfy and easy to wear
    Don't try to piss off me 'cuz
    I'm the real deal
  8. West

    West

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    In the night you might get all the ladies
    But in the morning they come over my places
    You're just a big fat Regifail
    Can't get it going no matter rain or hail
  9. monkfish

    monkfish what are birds?
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    yo niggaz rappin be fuckin poor
    when i spit this shit you be hittin da floor
    like FRLG i seen this shit before
    i beat you down just like i beat the elite four

    yo shit be so wak
    i dont need to bother
    i kick yo ass wit a Splash attack
    send yo back to yo mother
  10. JabbaTheGriffin

    JabbaTheGriffin Stormblessed
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    Yo this shit is real it ain't no UU
    We be playin ubers and ima bring it to you

    Im like Kyogre when I make it rain
    Water Spout at full health to bring the pain
    Bitch you can't wall me
    ipl cant even stall me
    My sweeping potential is so high it's alarming

    Im like a Rayquaza with 6 dd's under its belt
    Im the reason for the outrageously crazy pain you just felt
    It's over, so now you can go
    This battle was a sweep, a clean 6-0
  11. West

    West

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    You little lucky n00b
    Your arguments ain't moot
    I might have won 6-0
    But I could win 7-0
  12. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    fools try to rap like its rby classic
    this d/p not that fuckin jurassic
    new rules new players
    beat all you fuckin haters
    sinnoh underground
    6-0 your down
    garchomp just swept
    baby please dont feel down
    because im just the best
    ima pokemon master

    uu for chumps
    uber for hacks
    ou be playin like krispie treat snacks
    little cup is where its at
    givin all the pokewhores the smack
    diglett attack
    shout your mouth
    this is little cup south

    cyndaquil sweeping
    tangela behind
    diglett and murkrow
    gearing their grinds
    top sweeper in the game
    may be rhyhorn
    ima pokemon masta
    and youre a dickhorn
  13. StrangerDanger

    StrangerDanger RETURN TO COMPETITIVE POKEMON ISLAND
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    When i come in the place yo i'm super-effective,
    bein' number 1 is my only objective,
    all you punk niggas skills in this game is defective
    so chill while i put your weak shit in perspective.

    i don't care if it's banned or not,
    nigga i'll use it
    Flinch hax and sand veil
    you know i'll abuse it
    i have a larger win streak, so
    please excuse it
    cause the second that you try to fight me
    that's when you lose it

    i train EV's to enhance,
    shoddy ladder to advance
    but you've lost every chance
    when you see that swords dance
  14. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
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    If it's a pokemon battle that you seek,
    Stay away from Jackal he's got your 4x weak.
    He is good, streng, and has elegant charm,
    With his lead off Stantler he will do you harm.

    Your skarmory may spike and your blissey may sing,
    But who cares? Jackal doesnt afraid of anything.
    If you try to beat him, its simply a waste,
    HEY KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE.

    fin.
  15. Stathakis

    Stathakis I hax people in real life
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    The name's ash ketchum, and I'm really fruity.
    Everyone knows I just want Brock's booty.
    I like his pokeballs, they turn me on.
    Very much like his hard shelgon.
    My pikachu loves me, against all reason,
    And my jokes got old after second season.
    My buterfree is cool, like most of them are,
    Unfortunately for him, I forgot SR!
    I fought with Mewtwo, the evil clone,
    Unluckily for me, I got turned into stone.
    But that was in a movie, way long ago
    Back then the show was good; now it blows.
    My PokeRap is done, that's all I have to say
    I hope it doesn't suck like the anime.
  16. zach58

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    I fly to Indigo Plateau,
    On the back of my Doduo,
    I came, I saw, I conquered,
    You like Mudkip is what I heard,
  17. Carl

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    lol i wondered if someone was going to reference this
  18. UberMunch

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    If its a battle you want, then lets take it to Shoddy.
    I'll hit yo ass hard with my Stallrein's Ice Body.
    I could even use magikarp's epic FLAIL
    Bitch, yo suckin so hard that yo still gonna fail.
    The names Bronzong, I'll make it rain when I enter.
    All dem Bitches I owned is in the Pokemon Center.
    Yeah that's right I'm playin my Rain Team.
    They say its broken on CAP cause its better than sand stream.
    Hmm bitch, I think this round is done.
    Ya got fucked up, it was six ta NONE.
  19. Yuri

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  20. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    pretty solid lol
  21. Isy

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    Yo I'm special man I can't be Counter'd
    With DH's hoes many times I showered
    They said he had to use Hypnosis
    "Sent out Hypno then he encroached us"
    Hate to be like S Rock and cock block but
    I'm off to Erika's, I knock knock.
  22. Jumpman16

    Jumpman16 np: Michael Jackson - "Mon in the Mirror" (DW mix)
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    Who's there, Erika? She's a little bitch
    But I put the "teenage" in teenage witch
    That's right, it's the one and only Sabrina
    I lay down the law like a subpoena
    Lemme tell you why the pokes she trains are all Grass
    S'cause she thinks that aroma shit gonna get her some ass
    But puff puff give she can't tell when you're gonna blow
    And I'm a Psychic trainer honey—I already know. ;)
  23. Chris_Hansen

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    This thread is so special
    It's making me feel in luck
    My rhymes will give you an headache
    Just like Psyduuuuuuuuuuuuck.
  24. Acme

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    You can't fuck with the pokemon i got
    I don't leave home without em, cause last time I did I got shot
    Took 5 to the head, brain damaged and doctor said get some rest
    I said im have a dream to a master, and my clan is best

    I roll with a gang, run in packs like a Houndour
    We're so hard, Ariados is our Gengar counter
    6 monsters in my pocket, im a fucking nintendo master
    You azns wanna fight I have my Kyogre cause another natural disaster


    If you still aint feeling me let me be direct
    One look at my team and even Chuck Norris would disconnect
  25. darkie

    darkie mfw i see alison brie
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    start of a battle; out comes bronzong
    with the biggest shlong that roserade ever seen
    hypnosis puts her to sleep, ready to screw up her green grass ass
    oops she fainted, her virginity tainted
    next comes magnezone, hardcore to the bone
    i try to run, but OH SHIT, IT'S A TRAP!
    what's this magnet pull crap
    bronzong, rest in peace
    haha they won't see this coming
    out comes the landshark, ready to feast
    dancing with swords, this beast
    magnezone runs, scared for its life
    celebi comes in and joins the strife
    well, celebi's no match for me
    i'm garchomp, you're screwed no matter what
    flaming fangs put away the grass sprite
    rest of the battle goes by in a flash
    garchomp beat the foe into a mash
    suicune, vaporeon, starmie try to beam me
    i say fuck off niggas i got this yache berry

    gg, nigga

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