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Itt we rap battle

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Doctor Heartbreak, Jun 24, 2008.

  1. YankeeSprinter

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    Then there's something that i must reveal then

    i'm,
    your father
    i'm your father
    i'm,
    your father
    i'm your father
  2. CaptKirby

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    KNOCK 'EM OUT THE BOX LUKE, KNOCK'EM OUT
  3. Carl

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    great edit sd
  4. YankeeSprinter

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    But now I'm here, gunna wreck some shit like im in the Top Tier,
    Yah Pallet town is where I was raised,
    I battle sucka mc's like you and I'm not even faised.
    My rhymes are simple, you're head is just dense,
    dude, your rhymes suck, they don't make sense.
    These rhymes I spit are faster than a crobat speed stat
    Your rhymes come slow like you got Thick Fat.
    "Every syllable Explodes, I unload Electrodes on your Victory Roads,"
    It sounds like you wanna jerk me off bro.
    This battle is tired and weak like your Team,
    I just froze you bitch, like I used icebeam

    and capt kirby I'm not even going to say anything to that
  5. firstgenhomeboy

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    listen up you little turds,
    i sweep your top six with a team of delibirds,
    my pokemon will sweep your OU hoards,
    i get my sets off smogon, you get yours on collegeboard,
    i grew up on the cerulean streets, you were raised in goldenrod,
    listen underpoochyena, im the arceus of trainers, a BL god,
    i dare you to respond to my pokerhyme,
    hurry slowpoke im running out of time
  6. Ryfle

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    Your fucking wack.
  7. Acme

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    hahaha i thought that one was great
  8. darkie

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    you messed up some lyrics, sd.




    but you still get points for trying :)
  9. Kier

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    that's so uncanny, i looked up the star wars gangster rap just yesterday ~for old time's sake~


    ps. i lov you SD please send my your berd in the mail
  10. Vengeance

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    YO I caught some Pokemon but I want moreI'm thinking of catching a bulbasaurWhen I catch more pokemon I'll need cashPerhaps I should catch a RapidashI catch all my Pokemon with a great ballI bought a firestone at the pokemallPallet Town is where I was raisedI battled Gary Oak and I'm not even phazedI got in a battle with team rocketgood thing i had a hyper potion in my pocketteam aqua and magma came on the scenethey were abusing mad pokemon and acting all meanso i threw out a pokeball &quot;go charizard&quot;they threy out a bellsprout and he used safeguardI told my charizard to use fire spin luckily for the mother Fvcking win*chorus*We battling pokemonActing all coolIf you mess with meThen I'll beat you in a duelCan't none of yall face my top sixwhen i battle at the tower i get all the chicksYou probably can't even EV traini'm the king of pokemon this is my reignI became the champion when I beat lancenow trainers run away from me at first glanceI beat a n00by trainer her name was lassthen I took her to my room and Fvcked her up the a$$</p>
  11. Ryfle

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    Changes in bold.

    Fixed a couple mistakes. You forgot to capitalize allot of things. Dollar signs aren't letters. You had a bunch of periods missing. Besides all that I don't think this deserves it's own analysis.
  12. Cooper

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    Vengeance, that made me puke in my mouth. Everything about that was bad until the last line. Also Bellsprout does not learn Safeguard.
  13. StrangerDanger

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  14. Cooper

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    Hey, cut him some slack. Everyone else talked about fucking trainers and got away with it.
  15. GTS

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    A tremendous force
    I'll end your cycle course
    The only one that Nintendo endorse
    The only one with the power to enforce
    Of course
    I leave you crying, feeling remorse
    You shouldn't of battled me,
    you'll take a turn for the wOrse
    Build up strength with my curse
    Gimme all your gold, no, I will not reimburse
    Snatch your man-purse
    What you just heard,
    was the world's sickest verse.
  16. Cynthia

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    Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
    This Walrein's gonna be my ho
    Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
    The North Pole is my ghetto
    Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
    Got my hailstorm, yeah you know
    Yo, I'm an Abomasnow
    You sandstorm bitches are hos fo sho
    Yo I'm an Abomasnow
    Holla Back
  17. Fatality

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    I don't fuckin' get this shit
    So just shut up and gimme a hit
    Pass em around, take a drag
    Don't use Garchomp and be a fag

    Fuck rappin' I ain't black
    I'm jus' some ole' white bread
    So go ahead and gimme a smack
    Use CB Bliss if you wanna get head

    -Nigga out-
  18. Doomsday

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    pokemon rap is so bad
    it makes me wanna puke
    check out that edit, luke

    check it out im rapping
  19. Morm

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    Late game its time for a sweep
    Leavin' haters lying in a heap
    My bellyzard is blazin'
    Too late to be phazin'
    His substitute's up
    and Salac says 'sup

    throwin down earthquake
    this zard is no fake
    fire punch in the face
    Your wall's a disgrace

    Blissey and skarm
    they've bought the farm
    Say bye to your forry
    that's the end of the story

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