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Jason's Courageous Tanning Quest (Last updated August 26th)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Articuno64, May 21, 2008.

  1. evan

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    I should do this. Just from lying in the sun talking to people yesterday i got a nasty sunburn. :(

    I feel for you my pasty friend!
  2. havoc

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    just start with a tanning lotion/oil that has SPF 6-10, lay out for like an hour. depending on how that goes, either:

    a. repeat
    b. if you get burned, get any kind of lotion with aloe and apply liberally until your burn starts to become a tan (hopefully). when skin is no longer burned, start over.

    you could also get teeth whitening strips to contrast and make you look even darker!
  3. Sklez

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    HA! Its school formal tomorrow night and all the girls were orange today. Fake tan rulez!!!
  4. DM

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    welcome to Jersey ya FUCK
  5. Steelicks

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    YOU CAN DO IT JASON. YOU MUST. FOR ALL ON THIS SERVER.
  6. Firestorm

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    Take a ferry to wreck beach so you can go shirtless and pantless. All or nothing!
  7. QuickDraw

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    Sunburns are clearly our body's way of telling us we need to hurry up and evolve some fucking armor plating or something.
  8. Mr. Hadwick

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    you stole that shit from CtrlAltDel
  9. Surgo

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    So what? Humans mix things they've heard like DJs, without necessarily remembering when or where they heard them.
  10. Mr. Hadwick

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    actually I was trying to associate something funny to ctrlaltdel, so people would stop putting it down so much, I'd like to see them do a webcomic


    I admit it came off a bit brutal >.>
  11. kd24

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    Surgo I just actually found out what your av was. the fuck I thought it was a snake

    BM I feel for you man. I was outside for like 45 minutes one day and got this nasty sunburn. I was like in my house for days trying to cool it down because it was so bad.

    also i get sunburn on my nose a lot which sucks because i peel it off.

    come on arti knowing you are doing this is the motivation i need to get through my day.
  12. Janenmori

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    You could try gentler tanning. Just sit outside when there are clouds.
  13. Articuno64

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  14. chaos

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    pathetic.
  15. Lord Gloom

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    ctrl alt del is fucking awful, how could you enjoy that you whimpering vagina

    also you were in the sun way too much bro/dawg/brodawg
  16. Kumar

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    what really gets me is your utter lack of any signs of body hair
  17. darkie

    darkie i didn't choose the mug lyfe
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    your blue seems to have darkened a bit!
  18. RobertM

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    But on the same day Ctrl/Atl/Delposted it on the homepage?
  19. DM

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    lol creamy

    but hey man, you really earned that .1
  20. ryubahamut

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    yeah that's creepy :justin2:

    also it's the second time that i misinterpreted the camera artifacts as a tan lotion or something (though it eerily resembles the color of congealed thermal paste)
  21. Wishy

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    I am disappointed in the update.

    :pirate:
  22. Articuno64

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    check out the update
  23. evan

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    you are pinker than my gay suitemate on a night out at the clubs!
  24. Articuno64

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  25. DM

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    Hmmm, I'm not too sure but I think the blue is spreading... you might wanna get that checked out.

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