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keeping discrimination at bay in smogon

Discussion in 'Inside Poop - April Fool's Day 2011' started by monkfish, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. monkfish

    monkfish what are birds?
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    As some of you may know, in our present state we are not fully meeting our quota of minority users in positions of power. Since Cathy left, our entire administrative staff body is male (a rather large male at that), and jumpluff's decision to step back from the site leaves us with an almost entirely male site staff.

    The Pokemon Internet Site Staff Equal Gender Group (PISSEGG) have given us until the beginning of April to balance our ranks in gender. We need to start giving some serious thought towards what babes we want promoted in this community, and whether we'll be imposing any kind of dress code around the office.

    This thread is chiefly for you guys to throw out some ideas, hopefully a few photos (can we get natalie on board?) and generally come to some conclusions about which members of the fairer sex we want cooking our staff dinner.
  2. jrrrrrrr

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    I can volunteer myself and become transgendered. After all, being gay is a choice so I can give it up at any time and simply make another choice to become transgendered for this noble cause. I never thought anybody would say this, but I want to become the next Cathy.

    I'd go for a complete sex change but funds are a little dry.
  3. Firestorm

    Firestorm I did my best, I have no regrets!
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    Why not hold an open audition? Tell people we're looking to open up the site to non-contributors as well who are intelligent enough and ask for a mug shot along with a bunch of other irrelevant information. We'll accept all applicants of course, but we'll just choose what we need!
  4. Matthew

    Matthew I love weather; Sun for days
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    I do already go by 'Genny' I mean if we really need this....

    Then I guess I'm your girl
  5. macle

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    I'm partially retarded, that's basically the same thing as a girl...
  6. whistle

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    i nominate ak archangel
    scofield seconds
  7. Darkmalice

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    Hey guys I'm Taylor Swift.

    [​IMG]

    Give me mods please.
  8. Erazor

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    ak_archangel posted her nomination in a forum already.
  9. 6A9 Ace Matador

    6A9 Ace Matador veni, vidi, vici, VERSACE, VERSACE VERSACE

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    i like cooking, justin bieber and scented candles

    any objections?????????
  10. Philip7086

    Philip7086 Myuu
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    a lot of assholes call me phillis...

    admin chick, check.
  11. Alchemator

    Alchemator my god if you don't have an iced tea for me when i
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    Hi this is me
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    I hate that photo. I was just looking at a car crash that just happened and BAM some guy burst out from behind the tree and took a mugshot. Oh well.
  12. Deck Knight

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    If we added ck to the staff we'd definitely be adding a bitch.

    Lets do that. I need more people to hate.
  13. darkie

    darkie mfw i see alison brie
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    Aside from all the gender problems (like women even matter other than for cooking and sex), we need to more fully integrate the large sri lankan population into the site. the best i can think of is by adding more sri lankans to the site staff (or at least put them on the payroll).

    who wants to try recruiting aldaron to come back?
  14. Colonel M

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    Chances are if we hire more female slaves mods aldaron will crawl back to us. Knock two birds with one stone.
  15. Swaggersaurus

    Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    i'll talk to alison, but i hope we're not suggesting same wages for female staff members as for males
  16. Umbreon Dan

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    where the hell did that come from? you know we'd never consider paying females the same as males >_>
  17. Erazor

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    Or is this some more equality bullshit?
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    it's not like she'd be doing real work anyway.
  19. Swaggersaurus

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    not til she got home
  20. Swaggersaurus

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    oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. v

    v TRY AND KNOCK ME DOWN...IF U DARE...U FUCKIN SCRUB...FUFUFU
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    im a girl

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  22. Umbreon Dan

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    some girls soak their shirts deliberately to make them more slutty or something

    but i guess your shirt has seen enough water for a lifetime huh???
  23. Zystral

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    discrimination schiscrimination
    we're implementing (BAN ME PLEASE) cup this is enough equality for one generation
  24. Fatecrashers

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    2girls1cup next
  25. Darkmalice

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    Let's give this guy mods. He's only half a male.

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