King Serperior vs. Matezoide! Why is that Feebas ghost-type?!

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Da Rules said:
I challenge anyone to a 4v4 LC Doubles!!
All abilities
All Items
0/0 Recovers/Chills
2 Day DQ
Switch = KO

The arena will be the ASB Arena, however, both battlers number their mons 1-4. The pokemon with the same number will have their typings switched with each other.

Example: Player one has Oshawott(3), Bulbasaur(1), Tangla(4), and Sentret(2) and Player Two has Deerling(2), Grimer(1), Hoothoot(3), and Charmander(4), then Grimer becomes Grass/Poison while Bulbasaur becomes just Poison. The other mons follow suit.

Simple, right?
Tonight's warriors are...

King Serperior:

Snivy [KS] (Male)
Naive (+15% Speed, +17ACC, -1 SP.Def)

Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Overgrow: (Innate)When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solarbeam from 12 to 14)
Contrary(DW-Locked): (Can be Enabled)This Pokemon's unique structure reverses stat changes it receives in battle, both from its attacks and the opponents. At the end of the round, stat changes will still increase/decrease toward 0.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-1 Sp.Def)
Spe: 72 (+18% ACC)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 1/9
DC: 1/5
MC: 2
KOC: 0

Moves:
1). Tackle
2). Leer
3). Vine Whip
4). Wrap
5). Growth
6). Leaf Tornado
7). Leech Seed
8). Mega Drain
9). Slam
10). Glare
11). Mirror Coat
12). Pursuit
13). Protect
14). Double Team
15). Substitute

Wailmer- Del Lago (M)
Nature: Quiet (Raise SpA by 1, decrease Spe by 15%)
Type: Water
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:
Water Veil: (Innate) Pokemon with this ability always have their body coated in a layer of water which prevents burns.
Oblivious: (Innate) This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
Pressure (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s presence fills the air with intense anxiety, and any damaging or status attack launched at this Pokemon costs the opposing Pokemon two (2) more energy to perform.

Stats:

Hp: 120
Atk: 3
Def: 2
SpA(+): 4
SpD: 2
Spe(-): 52 (60/1.15=52.2)
SC: 4
WC: 5
BRT: 17

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
1). Splash
2). Growl
3). Water Gun
4). Rollout
5). Whirlpool
6). Astonish
7). Water Pulse
8). Mist
9). Soak
10). Body Slam
11). Aqua Ring
12). Ice Beam
13). Earthquake
14). Surf

Privatyke [Davy Jones] (male)
Nature: Adamant (+Atk, -Sp.Atk)

Type: Water/Fighting
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions of throwing/grappling moves. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Abilities:
Unaware: (Innate) When this Pokemon is released, a light aura enshrouds the opponent, nullifying all stat boosts or reductions other than Speed, it remains while this Pokemon is active.
Klutz (DW): (Can be Disabled) The Pokemon moves in a rare style of battling that uses an unpredictable, clumsy looking manner. The accuracy of its attacks are increased by 10% (flat). While engaging in this style it cannot use a hold item, however an item is necessary to pull it off.

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+1)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-1)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 15

EC: 2/6
MC: 5
DC: 2/5
KOC: 0

Moves:
1). Bubble
2). Smokescreen
3). Yawn
4). Wrap
5). Chip Away
6). Arm Thrust
7). Aqua Jet
8). Cross Chop
9). Recover
10). Rock Blast
11). Waterfall
12). Brick Break
13). Earthquake

Feebas [Elizabeth Swann] (Female)
Nature: Bold (-Atk, +Def)
Type:
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Swift Swim: (Innate)The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.
Adaptability: (DW - Locked)The moves that match this Pokemon’s type have their Base Attack Power increased by two (2).

Stats:
HP: 80
Atk: Rank 0 (-Atk)
Def: Rank 2 (+ Def)
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 80
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 9

EC: 4/6
MC: 6
DC: 3/5
KOC: 0

Moves:
1). Splash
2). Tackle
3). Flail
4). Dragon Pulse
5). Mirror Coat
6). Hypnosis
7). Ice Beam
8). Scald
9). Hidden Power (Grass - 7)

VS.
Matezoide:

<Azurill> [Nate] (M)
Nature: Adamant (+ Attack, - Sp.Attack)


Type: Normal
Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

About: A very jolly and happy Azurill caught by Athenodoros, Nate is extremely easy to like, becoming friends with the usualy quiet and reserved Chuck in a few minutes, their oppositive natures made them bond with easy.
Nate is generaly seen as the team's little brother (alongside Mordecai) and is sure to bring joy and happiness wherever it goes.

Thick Fat (Innate): This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire- and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance.

Huge Power (Trait): This Pokemon has immense inner strength that grows with its development, raising its Attack by one Rank for each evolution level (Baby = 1, Basic = 2, Stage 1 = 3). If Skill Swapped, the swapped Pokemon's Attack is only raised by one Rank.

Sap Sipper (DW LOCKED, Innate): This Pokemon lives on a steady diet of plants and has developed defenses to every Grass-type attack. When attacked with a Grass-type move, damage and effects are negated and the Pokemon gains a one (1) stage attack boost. A boost gained this way by an opponent's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts.

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3 (+, Huge Power)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 0 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 20
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1


EC: 2/6
MC: 1
DC: 2/5

Attacks:
Splash (*)
Charm (*)
Tail Whip (*)
Bubble (*)
Slam (*)
Water Gun (*)
Bounce (*)
Helping Hand (*)
Bubblebeam (*)
Water Sport (*)


Double Team (*)
Waterfall (*)
Substitute (*)
Facade
Rest
Sleep Talk
Toxic


Encore (*)
Refresh (*)
Body Slam (*)

<Bulbasaur> [Ozzy] (M)
Nature: Naughty (+ Attack, - Sp.Def)

Type:
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Poison: Poison STAB; immunity to Poison/Toxic, see and breath through smog/smokescreens/haze uninhibited. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus. Superior senses in urban settings.

About: Ozzy was , in fact, Matezoide's first pokemon, being kidnapped by a mysterious group, Matezoide and Ozzy met again on a circus that used stolen pokemon for the shows. After defeating the thieves, Ozzy chose to go with Matezoide again after all this time. He bears no grudge against Steve for ''taking his place''.

Abilites:

Overgrow (Innate):

When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solarbeam from 12 to 14)


Chlorophyll (DW LOCKED, Innate):

During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2 (-)
Spe: 45
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

EC: 2/9
MC: 0
DC: 2/5

Attacks

Tackle (*)
Growl (*)
Leech Seed (*)
Vine-Whip (*)
Poison Powder (*)
Sleep Powder (*)
Take Down (*)
Razor Leaf (*)
Sweet Scent (*)
Growth (*)
Seed Bomb
Double Edge

Substitute(*)
Venoshock(*)
Hidden Power (Ice, 7) (*)
Toxic
Giga Drain

Endure (*)
Leaf Storm (*)
Skull Bash (*)

<Omanyte> [Mordecai] (M)
Nature: Modest (+ Sp.Attack, - Attack)

Type:

Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.


Rock: Rock STAB; reduce damage from all special attacks by two (2) Base Attack Power during Sandstorm. Able to use Sand Tomb without losing focus.

About: Recently born (and brought back to life), Mordecai has very little memories of his life before the meteor destroyed the world, because of that, he had very little problem accepting Matezoide and his pokemon as a family. Mordecai is very curious to learn about the world he lives in. He is also extremely shy to everyone else, prefering the company of his teammates.

Abilites:


Swift Swim (Innate):

The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.

Shell Armor (Innate):

This Pokemon’s thick, bony outer shell prevents it from taking critical hits.

Weak Armor (DW LOCKED, Can be enabled):

The Pokemon can loosen its worn defensive armor so that it will break off when an opponent uses a contact attack, reducing the Pokemon's Defense and increasing their Speed by one (1) stage for each hit.


HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5

Attacks:

Constrict (*)
Withdraw (*)
Bite (*)
Water Gun (*)
Rollout (*)
Horn Attack (*)
Leer (*)
Mud Shot (*)
Ancient Power
Protect
Brine

Rain Dance (*)
Surf (*)
Hidden Power (7, Electric) (*)

Bide (*)
Toxic Spikes (*)
Spikes (*)

<Shuppet> [Chuck] (M)
Nature: Quiet (+ Sp.Attack, - Speed, -10% Evasion)

Type:

Ghost: Ghost STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.

About: Chuck used to live by himself on a haunted house, playing pranks on whoever came by.
In fact, Chuck was extremely lonely in the house, but far too afraid to actualy leave it by himself. Eventualy, Matezoide took a look at the house and was constantly tormented, but unlike past trainers, he decided to stay in there (Much to Bosco and Max's complaints), eventualy managing to trap and capture the ghost type, who finally had actual people to talk and play with. Despite his overral quietness and reserved behavior, he feels happy for having some company.

Abilites:

Frisk (Innate):

The Pokemon has intimate knowledge of the opponent's held item and ignores any item-based increases in damage or status. The Pokemon will not be affected by Fling or Natural Gift.

Insonia (Innate):


This Pokemon is immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. It's normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Insomnia also has Vital Spirit, its accuracy is raised by one (1) stage permanently.

Cursed Body (DW LOCKED, Innate):

When this Pokemon is struck by an opponent's attack, there is a 30% chance that the attack will be disabled. Only one of the opponent's attacks can be disabled at a time due to Cursed Body.


HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 39 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1


EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5


Attacks:

Knock Off (*)
Screech (*)
Night Shade (*)
Spite (*)
Will-O-Wisp (*)
Shadow Sneak (*)
Curse (*)
Faint Attack (*)
Shadow Ball
Grudge
Sucker Punch
Snatch

Trick Room (*)
Thunderbolt (*)
Psychic (*)

Gunk Shot (*)
Destiny Bond (*)
Imprison (*)


How this shit's gonna go down
KS sends out mons + any applicable items
Matezoide does the same + orders
KS orders
I ref
 

"Due to advanced physics and questionable experimentation, our pokemon have had their typings swapped with one-another. Is this not grand?

Anyway, I believe that Del Lago and KS will be good."


"ARRG!! My wonderful skin is crusting over!! NOOOOO!!!"


".........." (Currently taking in sunlight due to its new Chlorophyll absorbing body)


"Now, take these important items. KS will recieve my Amulet Coin. Del Lago can take my Expert Belt."
 

This is truly an amazing arena....


The sun hurts my skin!


I cant feel the spirits anymore......


My skin is so soft and confortable now! I love it <3


NATE SMASH!


sad

Sending out Chuck and Ozzy. Chuck has an Exp.Share and Ozzy gets a Lucky Egg.


Chuck: Trick-Room -> Thunderbolt (KS) -> Thunderbolt (KS)

If unable to use Trick-Room for whatever reason A1, try again A2 (And A3, if necessary).
If KS uses Double Team, use Faint Attack that action and push-back.


Ozzy: Leaf Storm (KS) ->Sleep Powder (KS) -> Leaf Storm (KS)

If Snivy sucesfully uses a Protective/Evasive move, use Hidden Power (Del Lago) instead and push-back.


KO SUB: If your target is Knocked out, use Psychic on Del Largo (Chuck) and Hidden Power Del Largo (Ozzy).
 

"This will be difficult."

KS: Mirror Coat (Ozzy) ~ Protect ~ Mirror Coat (Ozzy)
Del Lago: Ice Beam (Ozzy) ~ Earthquake ~ Ice Beam (Ozzy)
 
King Serperior:
AAOO
|

KS | Del Lago
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: 90 | HP: 120
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/2/2/1/72 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/52
Overgrow | Water Veil
Locked | Oblivious
No ailments | No ailments
+18 Accuracy | -10 evasion
#4 (Type: Rock/Water) | #2 (Type: Grass/Poison)

VS.

Matezoide:
OAOA
|

Ozzy | Chuck
Lucky Egg | Exp. Share
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 3/2/3/2/45 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Overgrow | Frisk
Locked | Insomnia
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#2 (Type: Water) | #1 (Type: Water)


Round 1: In which ASB Arena's security is proven to be rather poor
♫White Storm


Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I, Alphonse Wellingham Georgington von Pretential the Third, shall be presiding over tonight's duel, a doubles battle between one King Serperior and Master Matezoide, with a unique gimmick; Each pokemon shall trade types with one of his opponent's. But I digress; I do believe it's time we've commenced tonight's proceedings. Socrates, if you would sound the bell?


<This one goes out to the ladies!>


Thank you, Socrates. The King sets forth a Wailmer dubbed Del Lago, and a Snivy christened after himself. Meanwhile, the young master releases his Bulbasaur (known as Oswald) and Shuppet (known as Charles). Del Lago begins the clash by firing a Beam of Ice at Oswald - however, due to the two pokemon trading types, the technique has been left rather ineffective. The King's King has switched types with Matezoide's not-yet-released Omanyte, a rather caustic decision, as the poor Snivy takes a grievous amount of damage as Oswald conjures a Storm of Leaves.

...Or perhaps not, as the serpentine lordling returns the damage twofold as he covers himself in a Mirror Coat.

Meanwhile, Charles is distorting space-time, surrounding the pokemon in a Trick Room that negates whatever speed advantage his grace possessed. Sensing impending doom, the King's King chooses to Protect against whatever blows strike him. It proves to be a wise move, deflecting the Shuppet's impending Thunderbolt. Meanwhile, Oswald materializes some Hidden Power and releases it upon Del Lago, who vaults into the heavens, generating an Earthquake as he reaches terra firma. This fails to strike Charles, but it doesn't harm the little King, either.

The young master's pokemon begin to congregate their efforts upon King Serperior's namesake; Charles unleashing yet another Thunderbolt, while Oswald takes advantage of both Trick Room's nuances and the switching of types, and sprays the Snivy with a cloud of Sleep Powder, inducing him in a deep slumber. Del Lago fires another Ice Beam at the Bulbasaur, to little avail.

Both of the round's "grass" pokemon have sustained grievous wounds, Oswald especially. How will this unravel in the round to come? Unfortunately, we must yield to our sponsors now, so the answer will come after their-

*PZZZZZZZZZZZZZT-*

...what became of the instrumentals?

Hah! That was too easy! It's like they don't even have security guards!


Yeah, I'm kinda surprised, really...


INDEED! PERHAPS THEY FEAR SCIENCE?!


Not so loud, Larry! Just because nobody saw us doesn't mean they won't!


NO MATTER, FERGUS! NOW THAT WE HAVE-


Shut up, Larry!

Anyway...gentlemen, we've reached the muzak system control undetected, and now it's time for phase 2! Ferg, you're sure that Moe-tan's reffing the current fight, right?


Checked the schedules at least three times, Jim.

Good. I don't want one of the other refs getting our declaration of love. Like the wrestler. Or the biker with the talking dog-

*Elsewhere...*


Jackal.


What was that?


I thought I heard someone calling me a dog. *looks around* Sorry Boss, must've been hearing things.

***

Now then...Larry! Play the recording!


FOR LOVE! AND SCIENCE!

Order: Snivy, Wailmer, Bulbasaur, Shuppet

Action 1 (Priority: Wailmer, Bulbasaur, Snivy, Shuppet)
Del Lago used Ice Beam! (Target: Bulbasaur)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 641 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (10 + 6 - 3) * .67 = 8.71 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 8403 = NOPE.
Ozzy used Leaf Storm! (Target: Snivy)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 8269 = Hit
-Crit chance: 722 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (14 + 4.5 - 1.5) * 2.25 = 38.25 Damage!!
Ozzy's Special Attack tanked! (-2 SpA, will decay A1 next round)
KS used Mirror Coat! (Target: Bulbasaur)
-Damage: 38.25 * 1.5 = 57.38 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost: 6 + (38.25 / 2) = 25.13 EN
Chuck used Trick Room!
Chuck twisted the dimensions of the arena!
(4 rounds)
Numbers:
-Snivy: -38.25(Ouch!) HP, -25.13 EN
-Wailmer: -7 EN
-Bulbasaur: -57.38(Holy shit!) HP, -9 EN
-Shuppet: -10 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Snivy, Shuppet, Bulbasaur, Wailmer)
KS used Protect!
KS is protecting himself!

Chuck used Thunderbolt! (Target: Snivy)
KS protected himself!
-Damage (for energy cost): (10 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 21.75 damage!
Ozzy used Hidden Power! (Target: Wailmer)
-Crit chance: 2748 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 12.75 damage
Del Lago used Earthquake!
Earthquake, Snivy:
KS protected himself!
-Damage (for energy cost): ((10 * .75) + 2 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
Earthquake, Bulbasaur:
-Crit chance: 4044 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * .75) + 4.5 - 3 = 9 damage
Earthquake, Shuppet:
You realize Chuck gets Levitate, right?
-Energy cost (Protect): 7 + (38.25 / 2.5) = 22.3 EN
Numbers:
-Snivy: -22.3 EN
-Wailmer: -12.75 HP, -7 EN
-Bulbasaur: -9 HP, -5 EN
-Shuppet: -7 EN

Action 3
Chuck used Thunderbolt! (Target: Snivy)
-Crit chance: 6099 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 6 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 21.75 damage!
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 6542 = NOPE.
Ozzy used Sleep Powder! (Target: Snivy)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9300): 6974 = Hit
-Sleep chance (1 = light; 2 = deep; 3 = intense): 3 = intense
KS fell asleep! (2 actions)
Del Lago used Ice Beam! (Target: Bulbasaur)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 7149 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 6 - 3) * .67 = 8.71 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 9197 = NOPE.
KS is fast asleep.
Numbers:
-Snivy: -21.75(!) HP
-Wailmer: -7 EN
-Bulbasaur: -8.71 HP, -7 EN
-Shuppet: -11 EN

Final Numbers:
-Snivy: -60 HP, -47 (47.43) EN
-Wailmer: -13 (12.75) HP, -21 EN
-Bulbasaur: -75 (75.09) HP, -21 EN
-Shuppet: -28 EN

King Serperior:
AAOO
|

KS | Del Lago
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: 30 | HP: 107
EN: 53 | EN: 79
Stats: 2/2/2/1/72 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/52
Overgrow | Water Veil
Locked | Oblivious
Sleep (1 action) | No ailments
+18 Accuracy | -10 evasion
#4 (Type: Rock/Water) | #2 (Type: Grass/Poison)

VS.

Matezoide:
OAOA
|

Ozzy | Chuck
Lucky Egg | Exp. Share
HP: 15 | HP: 90
EN: 79 | EN: 72
Stats: 3/2/3/2/45 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Overgrow | Frisk
Locked | Insomnia
No ailments | No ailments
-1 SpA (will decay A2) | -10 evasion
#2 (Type: Water) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (4 rounds)

King?
 

"Looks like the end for KS. Perhaps we can remove Ozzy from the picture as well?"

KS: Mega Drain ~ Leaf Tornado ~ Mega Drain (All Ozzy)
KO: If Ozzy faints, redirect at Chuck.
Del Lago: Body Slam ~ Aqua Ring ~ Body Slam (Ozzy)
KO: If Ozzy Faints, redirect at Chuck.
 

''Dont count Ozzy out yet!''


Ozzy: Leaf Storm (KS) -> Skull-Bash (Del Largo) -> Skull Bash (Del Largo)

If Leaf Storm misses, use it again A2.

Chuck: Psychic (Del Largo) -> Will-O-Wisp (Del Largo) -> Psychic (Del Largo)
If Leaf Storm misses AND Ozyy is knocked out A1,change A2 and A3 to Thunderbolt (KS)
 
King Serperior:
AAOO
|

KS | Del Lago
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: 30 | HP: 107
EN: 53 | EN: 79
Stats: 2/2/2/1/72 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/52
Overgrow | Water Veil
Locked | Oblivious
Sleep (1 action) | No ailments
+18 Accuracy | -10 evasion
#4 (Type: Rock/Water) | #2 (Type: Grass/Poison)

VS.

Matezoide:
OAOA
|

Ozzy | Chuck
Lucky Egg | Exp. Share
HP: 15 | HP: 90
EN: 79 | EN: 72
Stats: 3/2/3/2/45 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Overgrow | Frisk
Locked | Insomnia
No ailments | No ailments
-1 SpA (will decay A2) | -10 evasion
#2 (Type: Water) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (4 rounds)

Round 2: In which the nerd trio's scheme hits a snag or two
♫Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight


...What in Spear Pillar is going on?

Oh, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Please excuse the...unique...musical selection. It appears we've encountered a technical quandary, but it ought to be alleviated shortly. Wouldn't you agree, Socrates?


<I hope so! How am I supposed to get bitches with THIS crap killing the mood?>


Now then, without further ado, let us resume tonight's battle. Charles begins the round by employing Psychic powers, telekinetically slinging Del Lago into a wall, while Oswald engulfs King Serperior's lordling in another Leaf Storm, felling the Snivy in the process. Still reeling from Charles's recent tactics, Del Lago makes use of his considerable bulk to Body Slam the young master's Bulbasaur, who barely withstands the blow.

♫El Tirador

...It...would appear our technicians are having difficulties. Fret not, the problem should be solved before long. Now then, where did we leave off...oh yes. Charles summons an ethereal Will-o-Wisp to incinerate Del Lago, but the aquatic film covering the Wailmer's body renders it moot. Oswald lowers his head and digs at the ground, as if to charge the King's whale as if in the bullfights of old, but before the young master's Bulbasaur can successfully execute his Skull Bash, Del Lago surrounds himself in an Aquatic Ring that slowly heals his wounds.

♫Twilight of the Thunder God


Okay Mr. Waldstein, something is clearly afoul with the music.


Yeah, something stinks, alright. Robo-ref, come with me. We need to check the muzak system.


HELLO. I AM A ROBOT.


Once again, we deeply apologize for the continuing issues with our muzak system. Charles once again Psychically heaves Del Lago into a wall, who retaliates by heaving his bulk upon Oswald in another Body Slam, defeating the hapless Bulbasaur.

Both trainers have felled a pokemon, and both must send out another. Whom is a matter for later, as we must take a recess for commercials, but until then, remain tuned.

Larry, you said you knew what you were doing! This isn't our declaration of love!


BUT OUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN ADDED INTO THE SYSTEM! IT MUST BE IN ONE OF THE OTHER CHANNELS!


Well now they know someone's fucking with the system! Hurry and find the right one before someone catches us! Moe-tan must hear our plea!


YES! FOR LOVE! AND ALSO SCIENCE!

Order: Shuppet, Bulbasaur, Wailmer, Snivy

Action 1
Chuck used Psychic! (Target: Wailmer)
-Crit chance: 2198 = NOPE.
-Damage: (11 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 9427 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: 5 + (5 / 2) = 7.5 EN
Ozzy used Leaf Storm! (Target: Snivy)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 2773 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1210 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((14 + 2 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 2.25) - 1.75 = 34.25 Damage!!
KS fainted!
Ozzy's special attack tanked! (-3 SpA, will decay next action)
Del Lago used Body Slam! (Target: Bulbasaur)
-Crit chance: 4031 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 8504 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: 5 + (5 / 3) = 6.66 EN
Numbers:
-Snivy: -30(Ouch!) HP
-Wailmer: -21(!) HP, -6.66 EN
-Bulbasaur: -10.5 HP, -9 EN
-Shuppet: -7.5 EN

Action 2
Chuck used Will-o-wisp! (Target: Wailmer)
KER-WATER VEIL!
Ozzy tucked his head in! (+1 Def until release of Skull Bash)
Del Lago used Aqua Ring!
Del Lago is covered in a veil of water! (6 actions)
Ozzy used Skull Bash!
-Crit chance: 3829 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 4.5 - 3 = 11.5 damage
Del Lago was healed by Aqua Ring! (+2 HP Wailmer)
Numbers:
-Wailmer: -9.5 HP, -9 EN
-Bulbasaur: -8 EN
-Shuppet: -7 EN

Action 3
Chuck used Psychic!
-Crit chance: 8650 = NOPE.
-Damage: (11 + 6 - 3) = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 3659 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: 5 + (5 / 2) = 7.5 EN
Ozzy tucked his head in! (+1 Def until release of Skull Bash)
Del Lago used Body Slam!
-Damage: 9 + 4.5 - 3 - 1.75 = 8.75 damage
-Energy cost: 5 + (5 / 3) = 6.66 EN
Ozzy fainted!
Del Lago was healed by Aqua Ring! (+2 HP Wailmer)
Numbers:
-Wailmer: -19 HP, -6.66 EN
-Bulbasaur: -4.5 HP
-Shuppet: -7.5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Snivy: -30 HP
-Wailmer: -50 (49.5) HP, -22 (22.32) EN
-Bulbasaur: -15 HP, -17 EN
-Shuppet: -22 EN

King Serperior:
XAOO
|

KS | Del Lago
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: KO | HP: 57
EN: 53 | EN: 57
Stats: 2/2/2/1/72 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/52
Overgrow | Water Veil
Locked | Oblivious
Sleep (1 action) | No ailments
+18 Accuracy | -10 evasion
#4 (Type: Rock/Water) | #2 (Type: Grass/Poison)

VS.

Matezoide:
OXOA
|

Ozzy | Chuck
Lucky Egg | Exp. Share
HP: KO | HP: 90
EN: 62 | EN: 50
Stats: 3/2/3/2/45 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Overgrow | Frisk
Locked | Insomnia
faint | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#2 (Type: Water) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (3 rounds)

What will you be sending next, your lordship?
 

''I am so sorry, Ozzy.....''

Alright, it is your turn, Nate! He has a Rare Candy for more power! (Marill evolves by level, so technically......). If the item is useless, then he has an Amulet Coin instead.


SMASH!

Nate
Helping Hand -> Waterfall (Elizabeth) -> Waterfall (Elizabeth)
If Elizabeth uses Hypnosis on you A2 or A3, change that action to Bounce (Elizabeth) instead
If Del Largo is not KO'ed by the time you move A2, change that action to Facade (Del Largo). This sub has priority

Chuck
Psychic (Del Largo) -> Psychic (Del Largo) -> Shadow Ball (Elizabeth)
 

"Ok, we may well lose, but I believe that we should go for maximum damage!!"

Elizabeth Swann: Scald X3 (Nate)
Sub1: If Nate is Burned, change all actions to Hidden Power (Nate)

Del Lago: Body Slam ~ Whirlpool ~ Body Slam (All Nate)
 
King Serperior:
XAOA
|

Elizabeth Swann | Del Lago
Exp. Share | Expert Belt
HP: 80 | HP: 57
EN: 100 | EN: 57
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/52
Swift Swim | Water Veil
Locked | Oblivious
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #2 (Type: Grass/Poison)

VS.

Matezoide:
AXOA
|

Nate | Chuck
Amulet Coin | Exp. Share
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 50
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Thick Fat | Frisk
Huge Power | Insomnia
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (3 rounds)

Round 3: NATE SMASH!!!
♫DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen...and as you can see, we are...still having difficulties with the ambiance. As you'll recall, in place of the young master's Bulbasaur and King Serperior's namesake, their respective trainers have summoned a hulking Azurill known as Nathan, and a Feebas dubbed Elizabeth Swann.

♫Sand Canyon

Nathan begins the round bringing a Helping Hand to his compatriot Charles, who proceeds to employ Psychic powers upon Del Lago once more. The Wailmer avenges the indignity bestowed upon him with yet another Body Slam, this time to master Matezoide's Azurill. Elizabeth concentrates on Nathan as well, Scalding him with boiling water, although not enough to burn him.

♫Mega Man TV theme

What on earth is...ugh, let's continue. Charles and Nathan's efforts weren't enough to fell Del Lago, so they concludes the task via more Psychic force from the former and a Facade from the latter. Again, Elizabeth Scalds her Azurill nemesis.

♫???

*sigh*...Now what's going on...isn't this Foreigner?

[Hey. You're probably wondering what happened to the music.]


Well of course I am-


[But the fact is, we needed to talk to our favorite referee.]


[TO PROVE OUR LOVE!]


...what?

[The fact is, we fell for you the very first battle you reffed-]


Is...is this some kind of charade?


Alright! We got it!


Rock on!


NOW OUR BELOVED MOE SHALL KNOW THE-

AHEM.


*All three turn around to find Butch and Robo-ref standing behind them*


Can I help you gentlemen?


...RUN!

Order: Azurill, Shuppet, Wailmer, Feebas

Action 1
Nate used Helping Hand! (Target: Shuppet)
Nate is ready to help Chuck!
Chuck used Psychic!
(Target: Wailmer)
-Crit chance: 1703 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((11 * 2) + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 37.5 Damage!!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 7897 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: 9 + (5 / 2) = 11.5 EN
-Energy cost (Helping Hand): 4 + (22 / 2) = 15 EN
Del Lago used Body slam! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 4488 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 4.5 - 3 = 10.5 damage
-Energy cost: 9 + (5 / 3) = 10.66 EN
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 7447 = NOPE.
Elizabeth Swann used Scald! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 2776 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 1.5 - 3) * .67 = 4.36 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 7693 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Wailmer: -37.5(Ouch!) HP, -10.66 EN
-Feebas: -6 EN
-Azurill: -15.02 HP, -15 EN
-Shuppet: -11.5 EN

Action 2
Nate used Facade! (Target: Wailmer)
-Crit chance: 8890 = NOPE.
-Damage: 7 + 4.5 - 3 = 8.5 damage
Chuck used Psychic! (Target: Wailmer)
-Crit chance: He's toast = NOPE.
-Damage: (11 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Energy cost: 13 + (5 / 2) = 15.5 EN
Del Lago fainted!
Elizabeth Swann used Scald!
(Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 5077 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 1.5 - 3) * .67 = 4.36 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 6962 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Wailmer: -19.5 HP
-Feebas: -10 EN
-Azurill: -4.36 HP, -5 EN
-Shuppet: -15.5 EN

Action 3
Nate used Waterfall!
-Crit chance: 8509 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 2000): 3946 = NOPE.
Chuck used Shadow Ball!
-Crit chance: 1521 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 2261 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
Elizabeth Swann used Scald! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 4539 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 1.5 - 3) * .67 = 4.36 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 8019 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Feebas: -29 HP, -14 EN
-Azurill: -4.36 HP, -5 EN
-Shuppet: -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Wailmer: -57 HP, -11 (10.66) EN
-Feebas: -29 HP, -30 EN
-Azurill: -24 (23.72) HP, -25 EN
-Shuppet: -33 EN

King Serperior:
XXOA
|

Elizabeth Swann | Del Lago
Exp. Share | Expert Belt
HP: 51 | HP: KO
EN: 70 | EN: 46
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/52
Swift Swim | Water Veil
Locked | Oblivious
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #2 (Type: Grass/Poison)

VS.

Matezoide:
AXOA
|

Nate | Chuck
Amulet Coin | Exp. Share
HP: 66 | HP: 90
EN: 75 | EN: 17
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Thick Fat | Frisk
Huge Power | Insomnia
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (2 rounds)

Davy Jones'll be sent out automatically. Your move, KS.
 

"This is a lost cause, so everyone must do their best. Davy Jones' Sweet Tooth will be satisfied by this Rare Candy."


"Parlay, Jones?"

"Arrr!! We must take them!!"

Elizabeth Swann: Hidden Power (3X) @ Nate
Davy Jones: Brick Break ~ Arm Thrust ~ Brick Break @ Nate

KO: If target faints, redirect at Suppet.
 

''Alright, Chuck, you are going to energy KO......''


Wait, what....?!


''......And then Nate will smash Elizabeth''



SMASH!

Nate: Toxic (Jones) -> Helping Hand -> Bounce (Elizabeth)



Chuck: Knock Off (Jones) -> Shadow Ball (Elizabeth) -> Shadow Ball (Elizabeth)
 
King Serperior:
XXAA
|

Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones
Exp. Share | Rare Candy
HP: 51 | HP: 100
EN: 70 | EN: 100
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 4/5(3)/1/2/35
Swift Swim | Unaware
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | No stat changes
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #3 (Type: Normal)

VS.

Matezoide:
AXOA
|

Nate | Chuck
Amulet Coin | Exp. Share
HP: 66 | HP: 90
EN: 75 | EN: 17
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Thick Fat | Frisk
Huge Power | Insomnia
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (2 rounds)

Round 3: Al must be really embarassed right about now


Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen...as you can tell right now, it appears our ambiance has been hijacked by...ugh...my admirers.


[PLEASE MARRY US!!!]


Nevertheless, the show must go on. As you'll recall, Del Lago had been felled in the last bout, so his lordship has sent out his final warrior, a Privatyke known as Davy Jones.

With Trick Room still in effect, Nathan once again gets the first move, ejecting Toxic putrescence from his mouth all over the devil of the sea, who retaliates with a chop to Break Bricks. Charles takes issue with that rare candy the Privatyke is holding, and Knocks it out of his fins. Elizabeth conjures Power Hidden from within upon Nathan, which does a goodly amount of damage thanks to the Azurill's new water-type.

♫Keelhauled

(Oh good, the humiliation is over...) Nathan and Charles once again join their forces as one, the former giving the latter a Helping Hand in striking Elizabeth with a Shadow Ball, who retaliates with another Hidden Power. All the while, the Devil of the Sea Thrusts his fin-Arms upon the young master's Azurill.

♫Down to the old pub instead

(But the issues are not.) In an effort to elude damage, Nathan vaults high into the air, rendering his lordship's attacks moot. Meanwhile, Charles strikes Elizabeth with another Shadow Ball, but falls to the ground in the process, unable to continue his efforts. Even though the Shuppet failed to fell Elizabeth, Nathan would, Bouncing upon her.

Well, this bodes quite ill for his lordship. Perhaps he'll be able to turn the tides in his fav-

♫Captain Planet

(...Did something happen with Mr. Waldstein and the automaton?)


[Alright, we'll be right there.]


Thanks, Officer Bob-


[Julia.]


Pardon?


[I'm the one named Julia.]


Oh. Sorry about that, Officer Julia. Well, we'll be waiting. *Click* Alright gentlemen, just sit tight, the cops are on their way.


YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN MOE'S HEART FOR YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU?!

Yeah! Quit lying, jerkass!


(Moe? Didn't she call in sick?) You're not helping your case, guys. Hey Robo-Ref, how's the Muzak system coming along?


HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I AM STILL HAVING DIFFICULTY WITH REPAIRS.

Order: Azurill, Privatyke, Shuppet, Feebas

Action 1
Nate used Toxic! (Target: Privatyke)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 3223
Davy Jones was badly poisoned!
Davy Jones used Brick Break! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 7028 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 6 - 3 = 11 damage
Chuck used Knock Off! (Target: Privatyke)
-Crit chance: 603 = EEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 4 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 7 damage
Davy Jones lost his Rare Candy!
Elizabeth Swann used Hidden Power! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 9738 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 1.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 8.25 damage
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Azurill: -19.25 HP, -7 EN
-Shuppet: -3 EN
-Privatyke: -8 HP, -6 EN
-Feebas: -5 EN

Action 2
Nate used Helping Hand!
Nate's giving Chuck a Hand!

Davy Jones used Arm Thrust! (Target: Azurill)
-Hit number (1 = 2 hits; 2 = 3; 3 = 4; 4 = 5): 2 = 3 hits
-Crit chances: 1678, 170, 7669 = 1 crit
-Damage: 6 + 1 + 6 - 3 = 10 damage
Chuck used Shadow Ball! (Target: Feebas)
-Crit chance: 1166 = NOPE.jpg
-Damage: ((8 * 2) + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 28.5 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 8906 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost (Helping Hand): 4 + (16 / 2) = 12 EN
Elizabeth Swann used Hidden Power! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 7557 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 3 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 8.25 damage
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Azurill: -18.25 HP, -12 EN
-Shuppet: -6 EN
-Privatyke: -1 HP, -4 EN
-Feebas: -28.5(!) HP, -9 EN

Action 3
Nate leapt into the air!
Davy Jones used Brick Break! (Target: Azurill)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Chuck used Shadow Ball! (Target: Feebas)
-Crit chance: 7854 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 2000): 8106 = NOPE.
Chuck fainted from exhaustion!
Elizabeth Swann used Hidden Power! (Target: Azurill)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Nate used Bounce! (Target: Feebas)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 7016 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6818 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 4.5 - 3 = 9.5 damage
-Energy cost: 7 + (1 / 2) = 7.5 EN
Elizabeth Swann fainted!
Davy Jones is hurt by poison!
(-1 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Azurill: -7.5 EN
-Shuppet: -8 EN
-Privatyke: -1 HP, -6 EN
-Feebas: -23.5 HP, -13 EN

Final Numbers:
-Azurill: -38 (37.5) HP, -27 (26.5) EN
-Shuppet: -17 EN
-Privatyke: -10 HP, -16 EN
-Feebas: -51 HP, -27 EN

King Serperior:
XXAX
|

Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones
Exp. Share | Rare Candy (DISABLED)
HP: KO | HP: 90
EN: 43 | EN: 84
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/35
Swift Swim | Unaware
Faint | Knock Off, Toxic (2 DPA)
No stat changes | No stat changes
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #3 (Type: Normal)

VS.

Matezoide:
AXOX
|

Nate | Chuck
Amulet Coin | Exp. Share
HP: 28 | HP: 90
EN: 48 | EN: KO
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 3/2/4/2/39
Thick Fat | Frisk
Huge Power | Insomnia
No ailments | Faint
No stat changes | -10 evasion
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #1 (Type: Water)

Field Effects
Trick Room (1 round)

Matezoide?
 
Mordecai gets a Rare Candy because i cant give him anything else.


''Fantastic work, everyone, now lets end this!''


Nate: Encore -> Bounce -> Watercrash (Waterfall combo)

Mordecai: Surf -> Surf -> Salty (Brine combo)
If Nate's Bounce misses A2, change A3 to Brine
 

"The loss of Elizabeth and the Rare Candy hurt, but I will attempt to grab a KO."

Brick Break ~ Cross Chop ~ Brick Break
If Cross Chop Misses, use Cross Chop A3

Edit: Whoops, sorry. Targeting Nate the buff Azuril.
 
Waitasecond.....Surf loses BAP....and hits Azurill.....and Brine wont be at full power during the combo.....

I am such a fool, at least Mordecai can tank the following hits without many problems.
 
King Serperior:
XXAX
|

Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones
Exp. Share | Rare Candy (DISABLED)
HP: KO | HP: 90
EN: 43 | EN: 84
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/35
Swift Swim | Unaware
Faint | Knock Off, Toxic (2 DPA)
No stat changes | No stat changes
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #3 (Type: Normal)

VS.

Matezoide:
AXAX
|

Nate | Mordecai
Amulet Coin | Rare Candy
HP: 28 | HP: 90
EN: 48 | EN: 100
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 1/6(4)/4/2/35
Thick Fat | Swift Swim
Huge Power | Shell Armor
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | No stat changes
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #4 (Type: Grass)

Field Effects
Trick Room (1 round)

Round 4: Music's still broken
♫Spring Man


Welcome back, ladies and-ugh, would the ambiance just cease?

♫KEESU MAI LEEPSU

...I'll regard that as a no. Now then...Nathan begins the round flattering the devil of the sea with a hearty Encore, forcing him to drop a Brick Breaking blow upon the Azurill. Meanwhile, the young master's final pokemon, an Omanyte named Mordecai, uses the moat around him to Surf upon both his foe and his friend.

♫Power of the God Hand

Hoping to avoid any further damage, Nathanvaults into the air, while his compatriot smashes his lordship's Privatyke with another wave. Davy Jones, sadly, can do nothing about this, but as both of Matezoide's pokemon attempt a combination, the devil of the sea delivers another Brick Break unto Nathan, felling the Azurill at last. However, this does not stop Mordecai from spraying a Salty volley of water upon him.

It appears that this will end as a close fight, but we must stop for commercials. We shall return shortly.


<Would someone fix the goddamn music?!>


Good God, what the hell did you do to this thing?!

Order: Azurill, Speed Tie (Omanyte, Privatyke)

Action 1
Nate used Encore! (Target: Feebas)
Davy Jones was flattered! (2 actions)
-Tiebreaker (1 = Privatyke; 2 = Omanyte) 1 = Privatyke)
Davy Jones used Brick Break! (Target: Azurill)
-Crit chance: 2182 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 6 - 3 = 11 damage
Mordecai used Surf!
Surf, Privatyke:
-Crit chance: 3504 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 6 - 3 = 13 damage
Surf, Azurill:
-Crit chance: 1011 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 6 - 3) * .67 = 8.71 damage
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -15 HP, -6 EN
-Azurill: -19.71 HP, -10 EN
-Omanyte: -7 EN

Action 2
Nate leapt into the air!
-Tiebreaker: 1 = Privatyke
Davy Jones used Brick Break! (Target: Azurill)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Mordecai used Surf!
Surf, Privatyke:
-Crit chance: 1046 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 6 - 3 = 13 damage
Surf, Azurill:
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Nate used Bounce! (Target: Privatyke)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 2060 = EEEEEEYUP.
-Crit chance: 4234 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 8 damage
-Effect chance (Paralyzed <= 3000): 7162 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: 7 + (1 / 2) = 7.5 EN
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -23(!) HP, -6 EN
-Azurill: -7.5 EN
-Omanyte: -11 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Privatyke, Azurill, Omanyte)
Davy Jones used Brick Break! (Target: Azurill)
Fuck the calculations - Nate used die!
Mordecai used Salty!
-Crit chance: 5970 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 * 2.25) + 6 - 3 = 18.75 damage
-Energy cost: (8 + 12) * 1.75 = 35 EN
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -20.75(!) HP, -10 EN
-Azurill: - 8.29 HP
-Omanyte: -35 EN

Final Numbers:
-Privatyke: -59 (58.75) HP, -22 EN
-Azurill: -28 HP, -18 (17.5) HP
-Omanyte: -53 EN

King Serperior:
XXAX
|

Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones
Exp. Share | Rare Candy (DISABLED)
HP: KO | HP: 31
EN: 43 | EN: 62
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/35
Swift Swim | Unaware
Faint | Knock Off, Toxic (3 DPA)
No stat changes | No stat changes
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #3 (Type: Normal)

VS.

Matezoide:
XXAX
|

Nate | Mordecai
Amulet Coin | Rare Candy
HP: KO | HP: 90
EN: 30 | EN: 47
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 1/6(4)/4/2/35
Thick Fat | Swift Swim
Huge Power | Shell Armor
Faint | Cooldown
No stat changes | No stat changes
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #4 (Type: Grass)

Field Effects
None

Your turn, your lordship.
 

"'Twas a Good Game, Matezoide. I hope we can meet again on the field of battle."

Cross Chop X3
Sub: If Cross Chop is disabled, use Brick Break on all remaining actions.
 


''We might.....actualy.....lose.....''


........




No................




................................


No......



NO!

WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS FIGHT! I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS! MORDECAI, ATTACK! ATTACK WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, SHOW NO MERCY!!!! CRUSH.....HIM.....



But....Matezoide....


Cooldown -> Surf -> Brine


gg King, thanks for the good time :D
 
King Serperior:
XXAX
|

Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones
Exp. Share | Rare Candy (DISABLED)
HP: KO | HP: 31
EN: 43 | EN: 62
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/35
Swift Swim | Unaware
Faint | Knock Off, Toxic (3 DPA)
No stat changes | No stat changes
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #3 (Type: Normal)

VS.

Matezoide:
XXAX
|

Nate | Mordecai
Amulet Coin | Rare Candy
HP: KO | HP: 90
EN: 30 | EN: 47
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 1/6(4)/4/2/35
Thick Fat | Swift Swim
Huge Power | Shell Armor
Faint | Cooldown
No stat changes | No stat changes
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #4 (Type: Grass)

Field Effects
None

Round 5: Nautiloid victory
♫Style of Bloody Destiny


Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to what may very well be the final round of the battle.


<And I think it's fixed!>


Now then. As the young master's Omanyte is forced to cool down, his lordship's Privatyke assails him with Cross Chop after Cross Chop after Cross Chop in an effort to break through those defenses of his. But sadly, it is not enough, as Mordecai Brines the moat with salt and Surfs upon it once more, administering the damage necessary to fell Davy Jones - and take the battle. It appears our young master Matezoide has achieved victory this day.

...And it appears that our technical difficulties have been resol-

♫Trolololol


Merde, spoke too soon.
<DAMMIT!>

Order: Speed Tie

Action 1
-Tiebreaker (1 = Privatyke; 2 = Omanyte): 1 = Privatyke
Davy Jones used Cross Chop!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 5372 = Hit
-Damage: 10 + 6 - 8.5 = 7.5 damage
Mordecai must cool down!
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-3 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -3 HP, -7 EN
-Omanyte: -7.5 HP

Action 2
-Tiebreaker: 2 = Omanyte
Mordecai used Surf!
-Crit chance: 6251 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 6 - 3 = 13 damage
Davy Jones used Cross Chop!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 1084 = Hit
-Damage: 10 + 6 - 8.5 = 7.5 damage
Davy Jones was hurt by poison! (-3 HP Privatyke)
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -16 HP, -11 EN
-Omanyte: -7.5 HP, -7 EN

Action 3
-Tiebreaker: 1 = Privatyke
Davy Jones used Cross Chop!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 7280 = Hit
-Damage: 10 + 6 - 8.5 = 7.5 damage
Mordecai used Brine!
-Crit chance: 8359 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 6 - 3 = 16 damage
Davy Jones fainted!
Numbers:
-Privatyke: -12 HP, -15 EN
-Omanyte: -7.5 HP, -8 EN

Final Numbers:
-Privatyke: -31 HP, -33 EN
-Omanyte: -23 (22.5) HP, -15 EN

King Serperior:
XXXX
|

Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones
Exp. Share | Rare Candy (DISABLED)
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 43 | EN: 29
Stats: 0/2/1/2/80 | Stats: 4/3/1/2/35
Swift Swim | Unaware
Faint | Faint
No stat changes | No stat changes
#1 (Type: Ghost) | #3 (Type: Normal)

VS.

Matezoide:
XXAX
|

Nate | Mordecai
Amulet Coin | Rare Candy
HP: KO | HP: 67
EN: 30 | EN: 32
Stats: 3/2/0/2/20 | Stats: 1/6(4)/4/2/35
Thick Fat | Swift Swim
Huge Power | Shell Armor
Faint | No ailments
No stat changes | No stat changes
#3 (Type: Water/Fighting) | #4 (Type: Grass)

Field Effects
None

Prizes:

King Serperior:
+4 CC
Snivy: +2 MC, 1 EC and 1 DC
Wailmer: +2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC
Privatyke: +2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC
Feebas: +3 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC

Matezoide:
+4 CC
Azurill: +2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC
Bulbasaur: +2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC, 1 additional EC or DC and 1 KOC
Omanyte: +2 MC, +1 EC, +1 DC and 1 KOC
Shuppet: +3 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC and 1 KOC

The Wanderer Alphonse Wellingham Georgington von Pretential the Third:
13 (12.5) UC


Thanks, Officer Bobs...and Julia.


No problem, sir. Take 'em away, boys!


Right-o, Bob!


This isn't the end of us!
We'll win Moe's heart for sure!
WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!


That's what they all say, cupcakes!

*Butch and Robo-Ref just stand and watch as the Bobs (and one Julia) drag the three otaku off, kicking and screaming. Al joins in shortly.*


*sigh*...Glad that's over.


So I assume those three were the root of the issue?


HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. THIS IS FACT.


Ugh...was it really necessary to...well...prove their admiration for me in such a manner?


Actually, they were aiming that at Moe.


Miss Moe?


Yeah, somehow they found out she was supposed to ref tonight. They never knew she was home with a cold, though.


Regardless, If I had known this was going to happen I would have refused to come...I swear I'm never going to live this down.


Yeah, sorry about that...but you did come, and I do appreciate it. I'll make it up to you, alright? count on it.


That's all, folks!
 
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