BIG THORNS ELO HELL EXPERIMENT
so everyone is like THORNS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE IN LOW ELO MAN
DUDE YOU'RE ONLY 1360 WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU
I GET ALL THESE BAD TEAMS MAN
so i decided to go into low elo myself - i have acquired a 1k elo account from a good friend of mine. the ingame name is StephanieM. i am doing ranked games to see if it is possible for a player of a higher skill level to rise out of 'elo hell'. and before i continue let me tell you that it is possible, and i will do it.
game 1
i solo queued, and was second pick. my captain banned the usual - shaco, kassadin and shen. i don't really think kass is a great ban, since he's so easily countered in lane and people only pick him cause they see him banned often anyway. but anyway i picked olaf and i went up in lane against a wukong. since olaf is overpowered, i pushed him out of lane. he started bitching to his jungle master yi about no ganks. while this happened, the vayne on my team disconnected, and the lee sin jungle started raging in all chat about our team sucking, completely unaware that i was 4/0 at 15 minutes. i spent a long time farming up in top lane. then vayne returned!
after 30 minutes of both teams sucking, i called for a grouped push. however we got aced as i instantly blew up ashe and cassiopeia on the enemy team, yet i allowed master yi to kill everyone else. i started recieving flames from my team. the game went on for a total of 50 minutes, with both teams doing absolutely retarded things (the ahri on my team split off on four occasions, nearly costing us the game at one point). i managed to sell my wriggles for a bloodthirster, and from there i was basically using my team as a distraction while i racked up a nice triple kill to end the game.
BUILD: mercury's treads/randuin's omen/bloodthirster/force of nature/frozen mallet/atma's impaler
SCORE: 24/7/19
TEAMS: olaf/lee sin/ahri/vayne/lux vs wukong/master yi/cassiopeia/ashe/lulu
DISCONNECTS ON MY TEAM: 1
DISCONNECTS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: 0
RAGERS ON MY TEAM: PRESENT
RAGERS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: PRESENT
LESSONS LEARNED
- olaf is really good
- champions that are capable of carrying 1v5 are good choices for solo queue
game 2
for this game i duo queued with ipl's smurf. i was last pick, and they made me jungle so i locked in the free week trundle. unfortunately my internet cut out and i disconnected from the game for the first two minutes. when i came back, the bottom lane was raging at me for not ganking, and ipl got very close to taking out the enemy team's oracles carrier (if only the karthus had used his ultimate!)
my disconnect snowballed to a loss :(
BUILD: mercury's treads/wriggle's lantern/ruby crystal/long sword/heart of gold
SCORE: 1/3/4
TEAMS: trundle/akali/karthus/vayne/taric vs skarner/jax/mordekaiser/ashe/lulu
DISCONNECTS ON MY TEAM: 1
DISCONNECTS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: 0
RAGERS ON MY TEAM: PRESENT
RAGERS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: NOT PRESENT
LESSONS LEARNED
- if you are karthus, make sure you are aware of the enemy team's health in case you can pick up a kill
- try to have good internet
game 3
we duo queued again, and i insisted that my internet was better. the enemy team managed to get kassadin since ipl didn't ban him. we decided that instead of ipl going bot with graves and me going mid with annie, we would swap lanes so i was duo bot with a leona support. despite setting up two early kills for me, she started to do really dumb things like diving by herself (apparently unaware that she could not proc her own passive), engaging when my stun and ultimate were down. i died a lot. however for every death i had, i did manage to kill someone too. the enemy kassadin was shut down by ipl's graves. i grouped with graves and our wukong top, and the three of us pushed the enemy's top and middle inhibitor while our amumu jungle and leona ran like chickens with their heads cut off, feeding six kills in 5 minutes to the enemy team. however with the inhibitors down, we were able to take a baron with me, the wukong, and leona while graves applied pressure to the lanes and amumu kept being useless.
BUILD: sorcerer's shoes/doran's ring/doran's ring/rabadon's deathcap/zhonya's hourglass/blasting wand
SCORE: 10/7/10
TEAMS: annie/leona/graves/wukong/amumu vs sivir/alistar/kassadin/gangplank/trundle
DISCONNECTS ON MY TEAM: 0
DISCONNECTS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: 0
RAGERS ON MY TEAM: NOT PRESENT
RAGERS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: NOT PRESENT
LESSONS LEARNED
- counter kassadin by switching the lanes
- it's possible to win fights in the enemy's favour if you use aoe ultimates correctly
- ap carries snowball harder than ad carries
game 4
i solo queued this one, i was second pick. standard bans, i tell my captain to ban lee sin cause i hate that nigga. enemy first picks vlad, i laugh my ass off as i lock in ryze. i crush lane, even though it started off with trading kills - ryze snowballs harder in lane than vlad does since his first major item is catalyst whereas vlad's major item in revolver only assists his sustain. our trynd solo gives up fb and continues to feed, but me and the jungle riven pick up two easy kills there in a countergank.
bot lane is surprisingly stagnant despite the enemy support being amumu, though our graves is very potty-mouthed and angry in general. team does a dumb engage near bot tower and almost gets aced thanks to the efforts of the enemy support amumu, but i assert that we can still win. riven and i lead the charge as we systematically take out towers and pick up baron. we ace them with only our janna alive at their inner mid tower, then the enemy surrenders and tells us to report vlad for losing lane <3
BUILD: sorcerer's shoes/tear of the goddess/banshee's veil/frozen heart/rylai's crystal scepter
SCORE: 11/5/12
TEAMS: ryze/tryndamere/riven/graves/janna vs vladimir/gangplank/trundle/ashe/amumu
DISCONNECTS ON MY TEAM: 0
DISCONNECTS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: 0
RAGERS ON MY TEAM: PRESENT
RAGERS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: PRESENT
LESSONS LEARNED
- ryze hard counters vlad in lane if you buy catalyst before tear
- support heroes aren't limited to the ones commonly played in tournaments
- group for fights when you are strong
- junglers tend to pick on weak lanes - you can set up counterganks if you predict the jungler ganking your weak lane
- don't tell your team what to do - show them what to do
game 5
a friend talked to me and asked me to show him how ranked work. so we duo queued up. he was first pick since he had the nice 1200 elo while i am still sub 1100. i told him the normal bans (ban shaco so he doesn't rape us, ban morgana so our team doesn't suck at her, ban shen because he's an asshole) and he picked riven for top lane. i was last pick and got shoved with jungle mundo, which is not my best jungler but on the smurf account it's the best choice.
things got off to a rocky start when our bot lane gave first blood and started yelling at each other. i ganked top after stealing rammus' red, but my friend forgot to use exhaust in the gank and as a result we both die and singed gets my double buffs. then ashe buys a brutalizer. leona doesn't believe in gp10s and rushes a thornmail. at this point i have my head in my hands, but i farm the jungle anyway. katarina gets dove on by rammus and brand but i come in for the countergank and double kill. with my gold, i buy an oracles and we start to get back into the game when riven gets to farm safer when singed pushes her tower. i set up objectives such as towers, forcing the enemy to focus me for my oracles, but through intelligent play i don't die for the rest of the game.
we start forcing more team fights as katarina works towards her power items. however we get into a bad spot invading their blue, and as a result the enemy team heads for baron. i run in there with only riven and katarina supporting me, we don't manage to steal the baron but the three of us ace the enemy team while ashe pushes lanes down (she doesn't trust us to teamfight). with an inhib down, we systematically wipe out the rest of the towers, but most of us die trying to push the nexus because they engage 4v5. i then spawn, run down the entire map and kill the nexus with 4 people trying to kill me.
BUILD: ninja tabi/heart of gold/frozen mallet/wit's end/aegis of the legion/force of nature
SCORE: 11/3/20
TEAMS: mundo/riven/katarina/ashe/leona vs rammus/singed/brand/graves/alistar
DISCONNECTS ON MY TEAM: 0
DISCONNECTS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: 0
RAGERS ON MY TEAM: PRESENT
RAGERS ON THE ENEMY TEAM: NOT PRESENT
LESSONS LEARNED
- early disadvantages can be overcome, just don't lose sight of what you are supposed to be doing
- superior map control can turn a losing game into a winning one
- baron means nothing if your base is being pushed
- predictable junglers are easy to counter, both in the jungle and in ganks
current kda: 57/25/65
current w/l: 4/1
elo (from a 1040 start): 1091