Did i even mention that it rhymes?
Hello there.
I am a trusted black market Pokémon dealer and renowned expert in redneck eugenics, so renowned that i even owned three separate Pokémon breeding facilities, complete with disposable trainer-class animé girl workers and their own breeding byproduct recycling sections at one time. To elaborate - i could even make money off those pesky 4x31 spitbacks by simply process their innards or even make use of my influence to entrust them to aspiring protagonist-type children who would be burdened with the debt for the rest of their lives. I also thoroughly enjoyed commanding my animé girl trainer-class workers to dispose of business partners i simply couldn't be bothered to deal with. They were such a vision of delight forcefully driving their scalpels into the visibly scared businesspeople down on the blood-soaked conveyor belt chains that i intentionally abandoned many highly valuable agreements just to gaze in admiration. Under the construct of moral our founding fathers established even my arrogance came to be a highly appreciated trait of mine ... ah, such good times. But i think you are here for business. Truth is, i am here to painfully reminisce with my futuristic pair of gold frame amber-lens nostalgia amplifying glasses ... you are seriously here to tell me that MY success in business depends on customers like you? Strawberries 01, 09, 14! Time to enforce reality, lovelies! ... ... ... ...
I know, i know, but still. *sniff*
While the other half of me is currently unable to assess the future because he is living in the past (!), i am going to seize the future with my unsubduable magic of redneck science! I mean, if the competitive Pokémon community successfully enforced conformity over individuality to the exact opposite of what is mentioned in the games (Shirley – please bother to fix the fourth wall for me, ok?) themselves, i can surely be an acclaimed businessman again, right? Right?
TL;DR: Take a look around to score some wicked deals out of a crazed dealer.
THE RULES: - BECAUSE SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RULES!
☆ No hacked Pokémon. Thread-specific definition of hacking encompasses every form of direct interaction from any specified external modification device with the game cart/ROM/system which is used to generate - partially or completely - the Pokémon itself. Results have, according to Smogon standards to be officially valid. Exact clones from legitimately obtained results obtained through the usage of such methods are permitted, as is program-assisted PRNG manipulation.
☆ No Pokémon downloaded/obtained in whatever form from databases such as Pokécheck. Sole exception is your own legitimately acquired content.
☆ Be nice. Common sense in conjunction with frequenting the forums should give you an impression of what makes an equal or fair trade. I also expect you to form whole sentences when submitting a request or offer. Think of it as business diplomatics. If you are simply not certain however, don't be afraid to ask first.
☆ Know your rights. Only distribute Pokémon you were granted the rights for to do so. Redistribution rights have to be submitted and agreed upon from all involved parties before each trade.
NOTES OF IMPORTANCE: - REMEMBER, PEDANTISM IS THE NEW BLACK!
☆ Pokémon offered are usually exact duplicates obtained through Generation III Emerald Battle Tower, IV/V DNS .pkm file abuse as well as Generation VI trade communication abuse. This does not apply to the breedable selection.
☆ Pokémon from the breedable selection are maintained in Generation VI. They will all be Kalos-born.
☆ The ability ratios are only marked with the expected probabilities given the parents i use, feel free to request the ability you like, if noted.
☆ If you discover any mistakes/errors/incorrect information, please notify me so i can fix it.
CONTACT DETAILS:
Pokémon Y - IGN: Vincent | Primary 3DS System: [0533-5292-0575]
Pokémon X - IGN: Lenina | Secondary 3DS System: [2423-3305-2819]
TIMES OF AVAILABILITY: 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM after GMT+1, which should equal 3:00 PM to 5:00 PM in EST on weekdays. To find out how the grey man's quest of world domination is affecting you, click here and enter your location to find out the time zone you are located in.
Please keep in mind that these are just estimates. And because i spend most of my precious time to sob in a corner over my lost wealth, it may take several days to reach me. Usually, i respond to any trade request, but it may require a little patience from your part. Also, don't be afraid to track me down if you spot me here outside of the noted schedule.
I also frequent Smogon-affiliated IRC channels, namely #orangeislands and #smogonwifi on the SynIRC network under the pseudonym of Yvern. If you use this option, be sure to private message me, which can by done through /query Yvern <message>, then a new window should open to reveal a private chat with me. Please avoid posting in the channels themselves for requesting me, and if you have no prior expierience with IRC at all - even if you already mastered the likes of Facebook and WhatsApp - don't even dare to burden yourself with this task, since Pokémon is especially serious business online. In the case i don't respond timely, it is usually better to shoot me another private message, done through entering a conversation with me.
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#001 | Bulbasaur
Natures available: Relaxed (+Def/-Spe)
Abilities available: Overgrow
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31 (Special) | 31/31/31/x/31/31 (Physical)
Egg Moves: Power Whip | Giga Drain | Petal Dance | Leaf Storm
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#004 | Charmander
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Blaze
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31 (Physical) | 31/x/31/31/31/31 (Special)
Egg Moves: Dragon Dance | Outrage | Flare Blitz | Belly Drum (Physical) / Dragon Pulse (Special)
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 8 (Special variant)
#007 | Squirtle
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Torrent
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg Moves: Dragon Pulse | Aura Sphere
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#092 | Gastly
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Levitate
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg Moves: Perish Song | Disable
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#115 | Kangaskhan
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Early Bird (60%) | Scrappy (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg Moves: -
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 0
#123 | Scyther
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Technician (60%) | Swarm (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg Moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#129 | Magikarp
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Swift Swim (Intimidate)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#142 | Aerodactyl
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Pressure (80%) | Rock Head (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#179 | Mareep
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Static
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Premier Ball
Stock: 0
#183 | Marill
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Huge Power (60%) | Thick Fat (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Aqua Jet | Play Rough | Superpower | Belly Drum
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#228 | Houndour
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Flash Fire (60%) | Early Bird (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Great Ball
Stock: 0
#280 | Ralts
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Synchronize (50%) | Trace (50%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#303 | Mawile
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Intimidate (80%) | Hyper Cutter (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Fire Fang
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#304 | Aron
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Rock Head (60%) | Sturdy (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV:31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Head Smash
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#309 | Electrike
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Static (80%) | Lightningrod (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Switcheroo
Ball: Dive Ball
Stock: 0
#359 | Absol
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Super Luck (60%) | Pressure (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Punishment | Play Rough
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#371 | Bagon
Natures available: Naive (+Spe/-SDef)
Abilities available: Rock Head (Intimidate)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Dragon Dance | Hydro Pump
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#374 | Beldum
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Clear Body
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#390 | Chimchar
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Iron Fist (80%) | Blaze (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Fake Out | Thunder Punch
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#443 | Gible
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk) | Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Sand Veil (80%) | Rough Skin (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Outrage | Iron Head
Ball: Repeat Ball
Stock: 0
#479 | Rotom
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk) | Timid (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Levitate
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#509 | Purrloin
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Prankster (60%) | Unburden (20%) | Limber (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Charm | Covet | Yawn | Foul Play
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
#588 | Karrablast
Natures available: Brave (+Atk/-Spe)
Abilities available: Swarm (60%) | Shed Skin (Shell Armor) 40%
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/0
Egg moves: Knock Off | Megahorn | Pursuit
Ball: Nest Ball
Stock: 0
#610 | Axew
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Mold Breaker (80%) | Rivalry (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Night Slash | Iron Tail
Ball: Luxury Ball
Stock: 3 (Mold Breaker)
#636 | Larvesta
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Flame Body
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Quick Ball
Stock: 0
#659 | Bunnelby
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Huge Power (80%) | Cheek Pouch (10%) | Pickup (10%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Spikes | Defense Curl | Rollout
Ball: Quick Ball
Stock: 4 (Huge Power)
#661 | Fletchling
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Gale Wings (60%) | Big Pecks (Flame Body) (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Tailwind
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
#668 | Litleo
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Rivalry (80%) | Unnerve (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Entrainment | Yawn | Snatch
Ball: Repeat Ball
Stock: 1 (Rivalry)
#672 | Skiddo
Natures available: Careful (+SDef/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Sap Sipper
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Rollout
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#688 | Binacle
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Tough Claws (60%) | Sniper (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#692 | Clauncher
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Mega Launcher
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#703 | Carbink
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Clear Body | Sturdy (if requested)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#708 | Phantump
Natures available: Careful (+SDef/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Natural Cure (80%) | Frisk (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
#714 | Noibat
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Infiltrator (80%) | Frisk (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Switcheroo | Tailwind
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#381 | Latios
Nature: Naive (-SDef/+Spe) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 68 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Psycho Shift | Dragon Dance | Psychic | Heal Pulse
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+
(NOTE OF IMPORTANCE: Now also instantly available with the moveset of Outrage | Dragon Dance | Trick | Icy Wind.)
Note: PRNG-exploited Dreamyard Latios from Black 2. Physical variant.
#485 | Heatran
Nature: Modest (-Atk/+SAtk) | Ability: Flash Fire | Level: 68 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/22/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Scary Face| Lava Plume | Iron Head | Fire Spin
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Reverse Mountain Heatran from Black 2.
#638 | Cobalion
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Justified | Level: 45
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Helping Hand | Retaliate | Iron Head | Sacred Sword
Ball: Luxury Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Route 13 Cobalion from Black 2. Comes under its German alias of Kobalium, which is still able to be changed.
#639 | Terrakion
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Justified | Level: 65
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/24/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Sacred Sword | Swords Dance | Quick Guard | Work Up
Ball: Timer Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Route 23 Terrakion from Black 2. Comes under its German alias of Terrakium, which is still able to be changed.
#640 | Virizion
Nature: Hasty (+Spe/-Def) | Ability: Justified | Level: 65
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Swords Dance | Quick Guard | Work Up | Sacred Sword
Ball: Timer Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Route 11 Virizion from Black 2. Comes under its German alias of Viridium, which is still able to be changed.
#644 | Zekrom
Nature: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk) | Ability: Teravolt | Level: 70
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Zen Headbutt | Fusion Bolt | Dragon Claw | Imprison
Ball: Master Ball
Stock: 2
Note: PRNG-exploited Dragonspiral Tower Zekrom from Black 2.
#645 | Landorus
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Sand Force / Intimidate (Therian Form) | Level: 70 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Fly | Rock Slide | Earthquake | Fissure
Ball: Master Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Abundant Shrine Landorus from White. Default name is "Demeteros", since that is the German equivalent to Landorus. If you want yours to be nicknamed as "Landorus", please mention this in your request/offer.
#646 | Kyurem
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Pressure / Teravolt / Turboblaze (Absofusion Formes) | Level: 70
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/24/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Scary Face | Imprison | Dragon Pulse | Glaciate
Ball: Timer Ball
Stock: 1
Note: PRNG-exploited Giant Chasm Kyurem from Black 2.
#006 | Charizard
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Blaze | Level: 58 | Gender:
OT: Kiba (ENG) | ID: 23975 | Nickname: - | Tutor moves: -
IV: 26-27/31/31/31/31/29-30 | EV: 252 HP/ 252 Spe / 6 Atk
Current moveset: Belly Drum | Flame Charge | Dragon Claw | Roost
Egg moves: Outrage | Flare Blitz | Dragon Dance | Belly Drum
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 1
Note: Instacheck-assisted Kalos-born shiny. Has the German name of Charizard, Glurak, which is no longer able to be changed.
#532 | Timburr
Nature: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk) | Ability: Guts | Level: 1 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/27/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Drain Punch | Mach Punch | Ice Punch | Knock Off
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploit assisted bred Timburr from White. Comes under its German alias of Praktibalk, which is still able to be changed.
#562 | Yamask
Nature: Sassy (+SpD/-Spe) | Ability: Mummy | Level: 19 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Pain Split | Knock Off | Night Shade | Hex
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Relic Castle Yamask from White. Comes under its German alias of Makabaja, which is still able to be changed.
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#604 | Eelektross
Nature: Brave (+Atk/-Spe) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 39 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: 8 HP/ 2 SpD / 3 Spe
Current moveset: Superpower | Aqua Tail | Fire Punch | Knock Off
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
(NOTE OF IMPORTANCE: Also available as Level 1 Tynamo without any EV or tutor moves.)
Note: PRNG-exploit assisted bred Eelektross from White. Comes under its German alias of Zapplarang, which is still able to be changed.
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#635 | Hydreigon
Nature: Timid (+Spe/-Atk) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 64 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: 39 HP/ 29 Atk/ 26 Def/ 3 SpA/ 8 SpD
Current moveset: Earth Power | Signal Beam | Roost | Tailwind
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
(NOTE OF IMPORTANCE: Also available as Level 1 Deino without any EV and only Earth Power as tutor move.)
Note: PRNG-exploit assisted bred Hydreigon from White. Comes under its German alias of Trikephalo, which is still able to be changed.
#132 | Ditto
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) / Timid (+Spe/-Atk) | Ability: Limber | Level: 53
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847| Nickname: Possible| Tutor moves: -
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Transform
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+ (Timid)
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ANOTHER DAMN SECTION! ... FEATURING FREE STUFF.
☆In this universe, apparently, you can clone Pokémon en masse with this precious box of miracles called a PC. Where i come from, the PC operates in conjunction with the metaphysical biological structure of Pokémon. Basically it is only able to store them because they break the physics of your world all the time. Same goes for Poké Balls. Encryption is, was, and probably never will be a thing there. At least not in the sense of the term in informatics. On top of that, you people have this practical command console thingy called a game system. No longer i have to be careful where to dispose of corpses, or how to instruct my breeders. With all of this becoming so ridiculously easy, and since i am currently dressing up my anthropomorphic representation of altruism ... you guessed it by now, this is the giveaway section. I'm going to save my fanclub chairman rambling dedicated to her for later.
#132 | Ditto
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) / Timid (+Spe/-Atk) | Ability: Limber | Level: 53
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847| Nickname: Possible| Tutor moves: -
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Transform
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+ (Timid)
#381 | Latios
Nature: Naive (-SDef/+Spe) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 68
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Psycho Shift | Dragon Dance | Psychic | Heal Pulse
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+
Note: PRNG-exploited Dreamyard Latios from Black 2. Physical variant.
Just shoot me a message why you want something from that list. You don't have to be creative, just honest. Please do dare to tell me a reason.
☆IS IT REALLY FREE!?
blah... quantum perception-altering mind-warp compatible crystal fluid is passively intruding your body with the overarching aim of selling your bank account to Korean gangsters and report your political activites to mother Russia. That's a yes.
☆WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE?
You psychologically empower a sick hobo in pursuit of his ideal of total world domination. Kidding, of course. You just don't get redistributable rights for anything that isn't a Ditto. And you automatically acknowledge this by requesting to receive any of the Pokémon listed.
Hello there.
I am a trusted black market Pokémon dealer and renowned expert in redneck eugenics, so renowned that i even owned three separate Pokémon breeding facilities, complete with disposable trainer-class animé girl workers and their own breeding byproduct recycling sections at one time. To elaborate - i could even make money off those pesky 4x31 spitbacks by simply process their innards or even make use of my influence to entrust them to aspiring protagonist-type children who would be burdened with the debt for the rest of their lives. I also thoroughly enjoyed commanding my animé girl trainer-class workers to dispose of business partners i simply couldn't be bothered to deal with. They were such a vision of delight forcefully driving their scalpels into the visibly scared businesspeople down on the blood-soaked conveyor belt chains that i intentionally abandoned many highly valuable agreements just to gaze in admiration. Under the construct of moral our founding fathers established even my arrogance came to be a highly appreciated trait of mine ... ah, such good times. But i think you are here for business. Truth is, i am here to painfully reminisce with my futuristic pair of gold frame amber-lens nostalgia amplifying glasses ... you are seriously here to tell me that MY success in business depends on customers like you? Strawberries 01, 09, 14! Time to enforce reality, lovelies! ... ... ... ...
I know, i know, but still. *sniff*
While the other half of me is currently unable to assess the future because he is living in the past (!), i am going to seize the future with my unsubduable magic of redneck science! I mean, if the competitive Pokémon community successfully enforced conformity over individuality to the exact opposite of what is mentioned in the games (Shirley – please bother to fix the fourth wall for me, ok?) themselves, i can surely be an acclaimed businessman again, right? Right?
TL;DR: Take a look around to score some wicked deals out of a crazed dealer.
THE RULES: - BECAUSE SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RULES!
☆ No hacked Pokémon. Thread-specific definition of hacking encompasses every form of direct interaction from any specified external modification device with the game cart/ROM/system which is used to generate - partially or completely - the Pokémon itself. Results have, according to Smogon standards to be officially valid. Exact clones from legitimately obtained results obtained through the usage of such methods are permitted, as is program-assisted PRNG manipulation.
☆ No Pokémon downloaded/obtained in whatever form from databases such as Pokécheck. Sole exception is your own legitimately acquired content.
☆ Be nice. Common sense in conjunction with frequenting the forums should give you an impression of what makes an equal or fair trade. I also expect you to form whole sentences when submitting a request or offer. Think of it as business diplomatics. If you are simply not certain however, don't be afraid to ask first.
☆ Know your rights. Only distribute Pokémon you were granted the rights for to do so. Redistribution rights have to be submitted and agreed upon from all involved parties before each trade.
NOTES OF IMPORTANCE: - REMEMBER, PEDANTISM IS THE NEW BLACK!
☆ Pokémon offered are usually exact duplicates obtained through Generation III Emerald Battle Tower, IV/V DNS .pkm file abuse as well as Generation VI trade communication abuse. This does not apply to the breedable selection.
☆ Pokémon from the breedable selection are maintained in Generation VI. They will all be Kalos-born.
☆ The ability ratios are only marked with the expected probabilities given the parents i use, feel free to request the ability you like, if noted.
☆ If you discover any mistakes/errors/incorrect information, please notify me so i can fix it.
CONTACT DETAILS:
Pokémon Y - IGN: Vincent | Primary 3DS System: [0533-5292-0575]
Pokémon X - IGN: Lenina | Secondary 3DS System: [2423-3305-2819]
TIMES OF AVAILABILITY: 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM after GMT+1, which should equal 3:00 PM to 5:00 PM in EST on weekdays. To find out how the grey man's quest of world domination is affecting you, click here and enter your location to find out the time zone you are located in.
Please keep in mind that these are just estimates. And because i spend most of my precious time to sob in a corner over my lost wealth, it may take several days to reach me. Usually, i respond to any trade request, but it may require a little patience from your part. Also, don't be afraid to track me down if you spot me here outside of the noted schedule.
I also frequent Smogon-affiliated IRC channels, namely #orangeislands and #smogonwifi on the SynIRC network under the pseudonym of Yvern. If you use this option, be sure to private message me, which can by done through /query Yvern <message>, then a new window should open to reveal a private chat with me. Please avoid posting in the channels themselves for requesting me, and if you have no prior expierience with IRC at all - even if you already mastered the likes of Facebook and WhatsApp - don't even dare to burden yourself with this task, since Pokémon is especially serious business online. In the case i don't respond timely, it is usually better to shoot me another private message, done through entering a conversation with me.
Basically everything that is not listed here. Personally, i aim for acquiring a competitively adequate specimen of every Pokémon evolution line. In most cases, a female with the desired ability and egg moves should suffice. A full list should be coming soon.
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#001 | Bulbasaur
Natures available: Relaxed (+Def/-Spe)
Abilities available: Overgrow
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31 (Special) | 31/31/31/x/31/31 (Physical)
Egg Moves: Power Whip | Giga Drain | Petal Dance | Leaf Storm
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#004 | Charmander
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Blaze
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31 (Physical) | 31/x/31/31/31/31 (Special)
Egg Moves: Dragon Dance | Outrage | Flare Blitz | Belly Drum (Physical) / Dragon Pulse (Special)
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 8 (Special variant)
#007 | Squirtle
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Torrent
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg Moves: Dragon Pulse | Aura Sphere
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#092 | Gastly
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Levitate
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg Moves: Perish Song | Disable
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#115 | Kangaskhan
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Early Bird (60%) | Scrappy (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg Moves: -
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 0
#123 | Scyther
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Technician (60%) | Swarm (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg Moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#129 | Magikarp
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Swift Swim (Intimidate)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#142 | Aerodactyl
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Pressure (80%) | Rock Head (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#179 | Mareep
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Static
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Premier Ball
Stock: 0
#183 | Marill
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Huge Power (60%) | Thick Fat (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Aqua Jet | Play Rough | Superpower | Belly Drum
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#228 | Houndour
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Flash Fire (60%) | Early Bird (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Great Ball
Stock: 0
#280 | Ralts
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Synchronize (50%) | Trace (50%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#303 | Mawile
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Intimidate (80%) | Hyper Cutter (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Fire Fang
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#304 | Aron
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Rock Head (60%) | Sturdy (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV:31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Head Smash
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#309 | Electrike
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Static (80%) | Lightningrod (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Switcheroo
Ball: Dive Ball
Stock: 0
#359 | Absol
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Super Luck (60%) | Pressure (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Punishment | Play Rough
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#371 | Bagon
Natures available: Naive (+Spe/-SDef)
Abilities available: Rock Head (Intimidate)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Dragon Dance | Hydro Pump
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#374 | Beldum
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Clear Body
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#390 | Chimchar
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Iron Fist (80%) | Blaze (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Fake Out | Thunder Punch
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#443 | Gible
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk) | Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Sand Veil (80%) | Rough Skin (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Outrage | Iron Head
Ball: Repeat Ball
Stock: 0
#479 | Rotom
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk) | Timid (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Levitate
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#509 | Purrloin
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Prankster (60%) | Unburden (20%) | Limber (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Charm | Covet | Yawn | Foul Play
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
#588 | Karrablast
Natures available: Brave (+Atk/-Spe)
Abilities available: Swarm (60%) | Shed Skin (Shell Armor) 40%
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/0
Egg moves: Knock Off | Megahorn | Pursuit
Ball: Nest Ball
Stock: 0
#610 | Axew
Natures available: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Mold Breaker (80%) | Rivalry (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Night Slash | Iron Tail
Ball: Luxury Ball
Stock: 3 (Mold Breaker)
#636 | Larvesta
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Flame Body
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Quick Ball
Stock: 0
#659 | Bunnelby
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Huge Power (80%) | Cheek Pouch (10%) | Pickup (10%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Spikes | Defense Curl | Rollout
Ball: Quick Ball
Stock: 4 (Huge Power)
#661 | Fletchling
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Gale Wings (60%) | Big Pecks (Flame Body) (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Tailwind
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
#668 | Litleo
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Rivalry (80%) | Unnerve (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Entrainment | Yawn | Snatch
Ball: Repeat Ball
Stock: 1 (Rivalry)
#672 | Skiddo
Natures available: Careful (+SDef/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Sap Sipper
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: Rollout
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#688 | Binacle
Natures available: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Tough Claws (60%) | Sniper (40%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#692 | Clauncher
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Mega Launcher
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#703 | Carbink
Natures available: Modest (+SAtk/-Atk)
Abilities available: Clear Body | Sturdy (if requested)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#708 | Phantump
Natures available: Careful (+SDef/-SAtk)
Abilities available: Natural Cure (80%) | Frisk (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/31/31/x/31/31
Egg moves: -
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
#714 | Noibat
Natures available: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Abilities available: Infiltrator (80%) | Frisk (20%)
OT: Vincent (GER) | Lenina (ENG)
IV: 31/x/31/31/31/31
Egg moves: Switcheroo | Tailwind
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
#381 | Latios
Nature: Naive (-SDef/+Spe) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 68 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Psycho Shift | Dragon Dance | Psychic | Heal Pulse
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+
(NOTE OF IMPORTANCE: Now also instantly available with the moveset of Outrage | Dragon Dance | Trick | Icy Wind.)
Note: PRNG-exploited Dreamyard Latios from Black 2. Physical variant.
#485 | Heatran
Nature: Modest (-Atk/+SAtk) | Ability: Flash Fire | Level: 68 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/22/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Scary Face| Lava Plume | Iron Head | Fire Spin
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Reverse Mountain Heatran from Black 2.
#638 | Cobalion
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Justified | Level: 45
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Helping Hand | Retaliate | Iron Head | Sacred Sword
Ball: Luxury Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Route 13 Cobalion from Black 2. Comes under its German alias of Kobalium, which is still able to be changed.
#639 | Terrakion
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Justified | Level: 65
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/24/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Sacred Sword | Swords Dance | Quick Guard | Work Up
Ball: Timer Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Route 23 Terrakion from Black 2. Comes under its German alias of Terrakium, which is still able to be changed.
#640 | Virizion
Nature: Hasty (+Spe/-Def) | Ability: Justified | Level: 65
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Swords Dance | Quick Guard | Work Up | Sacred Sword
Ball: Timer Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Route 11 Virizion from Black 2. Comes under its German alias of Viridium, which is still able to be changed.
#644 | Zekrom
Nature: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk) | Ability: Teravolt | Level: 70
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Zen Headbutt | Fusion Bolt | Dragon Claw | Imprison
Ball: Master Ball
Stock: 2
Note: PRNG-exploited Dragonspiral Tower Zekrom from Black 2.
#645 | Landorus
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Sand Force / Intimidate (Therian Form) | Level: 70 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Fly | Rock Slide | Earthquake | Fissure
Ball: Master Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Abundant Shrine Landorus from White. Default name is "Demeteros", since that is the German equivalent to Landorus. If you want yours to be nicknamed as "Landorus", please mention this in your request/offer.
#646 | Kyurem
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Pressure / Teravolt / Turboblaze (Absofusion Formes) | Level: 70
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/24/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Scary Face | Imprison | Dragon Pulse | Glaciate
Ball: Timer Ball
Stock: 1
Note: PRNG-exploited Giant Chasm Kyurem from Black 2.
#006 | Charizard
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) | Ability: Blaze | Level: 58 | Gender:
OT: Kiba (ENG) | ID: 23975 | Nickname: - | Tutor moves: -
IV: 26-27/31/31/31/31/29-30 | EV: 252 HP/ 252 Spe / 6 Atk
Current moveset: Belly Drum | Flame Charge | Dragon Claw | Roost
Egg moves: Outrage | Flare Blitz | Dragon Dance | Belly Drum
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 1
Note: Instacheck-assisted Kalos-born shiny. Has the German name of Charizard, Glurak, which is no longer able to be changed.
#532 | Timburr
Nature: Adamant (+Atk/-SAtk) | Ability: Guts | Level: 1 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/27/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Drain Punch | Mach Punch | Ice Punch | Knock Off
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploit assisted bred Timburr from White. Comes under its German alias of Praktibalk, which is still able to be changed.
#562 | Yamask
Nature: Sassy (+SpD/-Spe) | Ability: Mummy | Level: 19 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Pain Split | Knock Off | Night Shade | Hex
Ball: Dusk Ball
Stock: 0
Note: PRNG-exploited Relic Castle Yamask from White. Comes under its German alias of Makabaja, which is still able to be changed.
#604 | Eelektross
Nature: Brave (+Atk/-Spe) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 39 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: 8 HP/ 2 SpD / 3 Spe
Current moveset: Superpower | Aqua Tail | Fire Punch | Knock Off
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
(NOTE OF IMPORTANCE: Also available as Level 1 Tynamo without any EV or tutor moves.)
Note: PRNG-exploit assisted bred Eelektross from White. Comes under its German alias of Zapplarang, which is still able to be changed.
#635 | Hydreigon
Nature: Timid (+Spe/-Atk) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 64 | Gender:
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: 39 HP/ 29 Atk/ 26 Def/ 3 SpA/ 8 SpD
Current moveset: Earth Power | Signal Beam | Roost | Tailwind
Ball: Poké Ball
Stock: 0
(NOTE OF IMPORTANCE: Also available as Level 1 Deino without any EV and only Earth Power as tutor move.)
Note: PRNG-exploit assisted bred Hydreigon from White. Comes under its German alias of Trikephalo, which is still able to be changed.
#132 | Ditto
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) / Timid (+Spe/-Atk) | Ability: Limber | Level: 53
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847| Nickname: Possible| Tutor moves: -
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Transform
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+ (Timid)
Important notice: At this time, only items actually in stock are listed. Feel free to request others in accordance with the available services.
(Heracronite) | Stock: 1
(Houndoominite) | Stock: 1
(Manectite) | Stock: 3
(Charizardite X) | Stock: 10
(Mewtwonite X) | Stock: 1
(Charizardite Y) | Stock: 1
(Mewtwonite Y) | Stock: 3
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ANOTHER DAMN SECTION! ... FEATURING FREE STUFF.
☆In this universe, apparently, you can clone Pokémon en masse with this precious box of miracles called a PC. Where i come from, the PC operates in conjunction with the metaphysical biological structure of Pokémon. Basically it is only able to store them because they break the physics of your world all the time. Same goes for Poké Balls. Encryption is, was, and probably never will be a thing there. At least not in the sense of the term in informatics. On top of that, you people have this practical command console thingy called a game system. No longer i have to be careful where to dispose of corpses, or how to instruct my breeders. With all of this becoming so ridiculously easy, and since i am currently dressing up my anthropomorphic representation of altruism ... you guessed it by now, this is the giveaway section. I'm going to save my fanclub chairman rambling dedicated to her for later.
#132 | Ditto
Nature: Jolly (+Spe/-SAtk) / Timid (+Spe/-Atk) | Ability: Limber | Level: 53
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 05847| Nickname: Possible| Tutor moves: -
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Transform
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+ (Timid)
#381 | Latios
Nature: Naive (-SDef/+Spe) | Ability: Levitate | Level: 68
OT: Vincent (GER) | ID: 59028 | Nickname: Possible | Tutor moves: Possible
IV: 31/31/31/31/31/31 | EV: None
Current moveset: Psycho Shift | Dragon Dance | Psychic | Heal Pulse
Ball: Ultra Ball
Stock: 10+
Note: PRNG-exploited Dreamyard Latios from Black 2. Physical variant.
☆HOW IT WORKS:Just shoot me a message why you want something from that list. You don't have to be creative, just honest. Please do dare to tell me a reason.
☆IS IT REALLY FREE!?
blah... quantum perception-altering mind-warp compatible crystal fluid is passively intruding your body with the overarching aim of selling your bank account to Korean gangsters and report your political activites to mother Russia. That's a yes.
☆WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE?
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