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"...such a majestic place. Don't you think so, übelbär?"
Übelbär: Reuniiiiicluuuus (translation: True dat, boss. Nice place you decided to take me after that humiliating loss you made me suffer. This place makes me powerful, I should probably turn into a Lickilicky more often)
"Hey, I take you to nice places every time you are not pissing me off. It is only your fault that those moments are so incredibly rare"
Übelbär: Reuniclus! (translation: oh stop whining you cry-baby. Look! there are some battlers over that with a "I want Subref" sign! Go ref them)
"*yawn* fine fine...whatever makes you happy (read: not eager to kill me)"
Allrighty folks, let us continue this battle. In one side we have Rickheg with Mystic the Galladiator, facing C$FP and his Macham---erm I mean Aerodactyl the Aerodactyl! That is right, C$FP made a switch! unfortunately for Richkeg, the hazard on the field make it not so "profitable" for him to do the same, so Mystic stays.
And the Gallade is the first to act by doing the most obvious of all moves: protect itself from sure doom as Aerodactyl Flies and attacks Mystic. The protection absorbed the attack just fine, but some energy was lost in the process.
Next turn Aerodactyl the Aerodactyl, being the fast motherfucker he is, acts first and strikes Mystic with a Wing Attack. But the Gallade wouldn't lower his guard for nothing and seizes the opportunity to burn the Aerodactyl with Will-o-Wisp. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Finally we rehash turn 1 (oh you creative people) with Mystic using Protect and Aerodactyl the Aerodactyl Flying and then striking the Gallade (actually his protection) with full force. The only difference is that the flying fossil chicken hit Mystic's weakspot, ignoring the burn and forcing it to waste even more energy with the protective barrier.
Looks like Mystic is in a pickle! Having to face a faster flying pokemon can be quite a challenge for a Gallade. Now let's see if the trainer Rickheg has something in mind.
C$FP switches out Machamp and in Aerodactyl!
Gallade: Protect for 15 energy
Aerodactyl: Fly: (9 + 3 + 1.5)*1.5 = 20.25 damage (protect) for 10 energy
Crit: 4/16 (no)
turn 2
Aerodactyl: Wing Attack: 6 + 3 + 1.5 = 10.5*1.5 = 15.75 damage for 3 energy
Crit: 10/16 (nope)
Gallade: Will-o-Wisp: Hit for 7 energy
Hit: 51/100 (hit)
turn 3
Gallade: Protect for 17 energy
Aerodactyl: Fly: (9 + 3 + 1.5 + 3)*1.5 = 24.75 damage (protect) for 10 energy
Crit: 1/16 (yes)
-2hp due to burn
This won't end well for me, any way you look at it.
Cyclost the Dusknoir, get in there!
So Frosty, now C$FP gets a chance to switch too. If he does switch, he orders first. If he stays in, I order first. Just making sure you know, since this is your first switch=ok match.
Spike
HP: 95
EN: 82
4/5/2/4/17/ -10 Eva
Burned (2 DPA, -3 BAP from physical attacks)
Decor
Hp: 90
EN: 100
1/3/6/3/92 +10% accuracy
Round #(?+1)
You know, übelbär? I just didn't understand why they picked this stadium if no one is going to abuse it. Seems pointless.
übelbär: Reuniclus (translation: you seem pointless).
Oh shuddap.
Anyway, Richkeg decides to ignore the hazards and calls back Mystic from certain deathfeat and sends out Cyclost the Dusknoir. Sure the spikes and the rocks didn't ignore Cyclost back, but that was to be expected.
And Aerodactyl the Aerodactyl starts the battle by taunting the Dusknoir, making jokes about how he is crushed by small spikes. The ghost counterattacks with Ice Beam, in an attempt to freeze his mouth before saying anything else.
In the next action Aerodactyl seems to be preparing for something, allowing Cyclost to move first, despite the horrible speed, to smash the birdie's head with Critical hit Thunderpunch. Aerodactyl responds by summoning a wild Whirlwind that proceed to push Cyclost back to his pokeball. Luckily for the Dusknoir, he managed to grab a nearby lightpost, so he won't go anywhere for now.
Finally, feeling that his job was well done, Aerodactyl decides to roost and get some hp back. Cyclost seizes the opportunity, takes an impulse, and manages to hit Aerodactyl with Ice Punch before the strong winds send the pokemon back to his pokeball.
And to replace it comes out Dino the Rhyperior, who, after spikes and Stealth Rock, isn't looking that friendly.
*grabs popcorn*
amusing.
Rickheg calls back Gallade and send out Dusknoir
-12hp due to spikes
-12hp due to stealth rock
Turn 1:
Aerodactyl uses Taunt for 10 energy
-2hp due to burn
Turn 2:
Aerodactyl uses Whirlwind for 6 energy
Who shall take the stand? (1 - gallade, 2-rotom, 3-dragonite, 4-Rhyperior): 4 (Rhyperior)
-2hp due to burn
Rhyperior only resists 2x rather than 4x, so it should take 9 damage from Stealth Rock. Not a big deal, but Dino needs all the HP he can get when he has to face a STARMIE!!!!
(psst switching to Starmie in case that wasn't clear)
Spike
HP: 95
EN: 82
4/5/2/4/17/ -10 Eva
Burned (2 DPA, -3 BAP from physical attacks)
Decor
Hp: 90
EN: 100
1/3/6/3/92 +10% accuracy
Round #(?+3)
*C$FP calls back Starmie and sends out Spike the Ferrothorn*
So the man (read: plant) responsible for all this ruckus for returned to the battlefield! Things aren't looking too good for Plasma Moto.
Übelbär: "Reuniclus" (Translation: Unless he is actually a Zoroark on disguise, then all, he is pretty much fucked up)
Not so sure, Mr. Evil, Spike has a burn and Plasma has a multitude of disruptive moves. Let's see how it pans out.
And speaking of disruptive moves, Plasma moto starts this round by putting up a Reflect Barrier. Thanks to that, Spike's Power Whip wasn't nearly as damaging as one would expect.
Continuing to set up, the Rotom uses the clothes it was washing before this match starts to wipe out a lovely 20hp substitute that then proceeds to absorb Spike's Seed Bomb, as is they were MM's!
To end this round, Plasma Moto goes offensive with Thunderbolt, that didn't do that much thanks to grass typing. Spike then responds with another Power Whip, again completely absorbed by the substitute, which is still hanging by a thread!
GOD I wished I got battlers that didn't stall that much. That way it becomes harder and harder for me to get my money.
Übelbär: "Reuniclus" (Translation: You are such a mercenary).
C$FP calls back Starmie and sends out Ferrothorn.
Rotom: Reflect for 8 energy
Ferrothorn: Power Whip: (12 - 5 + 3 - 3)*1.5= 10.5 damage for 7 energy
Hit: 18 (yes)
Crit: 6 (no)
-2hp due to burn
Rotom: 20hp Substitute for 18 energy
Ferrothorn: Seed Bomb: (8 - 4 + 3 - 3)*1.5 = 6 damage for 5 energy
Crit: 6 (no)
-2hp due to burn
Rotom: Thunderbolt: (10 + 3 + 1.5)*0.67 = 9.75 damage for 6 energy
Crit: 13 (no)
Paralysis: 17 (no)
Ferrothorn: Power Whip: (12 - 5 + 3 - 3)*1.5= 10.5 damage for 7 energy
Hit: 70 (yes)
Crit: 7 (no)
-2hp due to burn
Team Rickheg: XAOOOO
Plasma Moto
HP: 35
EN: 25
3hp sub
2/4/5/4/86
Spikes (1 layer)
Stealth Rock
Dino
HP:89
EN: 100
5/5/1/3/40
Mystic
HP: 37
EN: 43
5/3/2/4/92/+10% Acc
Cyclost
HP: 66
EN: 81
4/5/4/5/39
Taunt for 3 actions
Loch
HP: 100
EN: 100
5/3/5/3/80
Team C$FP: XAOOOO
Spike
HP: 79
EN: 63
4/5/2/4/17/ -10 Eva
Burned (2 DPA, -3 BAP from physical attacks)