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Completed Look at me mom I'm a referee! The Royal Guard vs Pwnemon

Discussion in 'ASB' started by nyttyn, Jun 16, 2012.

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  1. nyttyn

    nyttyn Neko Miko Reimu, ai shiteru
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    "WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLCOOOME to the ASB arena! Tonight, two contestants will be facing off for your enjoyment! Who will win? Who will lose? Who knows! Now, Necty, if you would be so kind as to share with us the information on this match...?"

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    "Of course!"

    2v2 Doubles
    Non-Fully-Evolved Pokemon
    2 Days Without Posting Before Disqualificaiton
    All Abilities
    Switching is OK
    No Items
    2 Substitutions
    Infinite Chills
    Turn Order: The Royal Guard on odd turns (1, 3, 5), Pwnemon on even turns (2, 4, 6)

    The Pokemon competing in today's match are...
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  2. Pwnemon

    Pwnemon Switching is a metagame trend
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    ahahahahahahahahaha

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    "The bible is very explicit on killing, but it's a little fuzzier when it comes to kneecaps."

    Thunder Wave Ponyta ~ Taunt Bayleef ~ Fire Punch Bayleef
    IF ponyta uses Hypnosis on you THEN (if he's not paralyzed, use Televade and pushback nonconsecutively) (if he's paralyzed, use Substitute (15) and pushback) UNLESS IF you have a sub up in which case ignore this action
    IF Bayleef uses Protect successfully when you're targeting it THEN use Confusion (Ponytay) UNLESS IF porygon is using Tri Attack in which case use Helping Hand (Porygon)

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    "You look better in red anyways"
    Ice Beam (Bayleef) ~ Tri Attack (Bayleef) ~ Ice Beam (Bayleef)
    IF Bayleef uses protect successfully any action you are targeting it then use Tri Attack (Ponyta) that action UNLESS IF sub2 activates
    IF Ponyta uses Hypnosis on you THEN (IF he's not paralyzed, use Agilidodge and pushback nonconsecutively) (If he's paralyzed, use Substitute (20) and pushback) UNLESS IF you have a substitute up in which case ignore this sub
  3. The Royal Guard

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    9.9 them some large actions

    All right Luna this is your first match under our team, lets make it a good effort! Marluxia, you've been in a few fights so show Luna the ropes!

    Bayleef-Protect and swap it over to Luna-Light Screen-Body Slam [​IMG]

    Luna-Flamethrower Kirlia-Fire Spin Kirlia-Flamethrower Kirlia
  4. nyttyn

    nyttyn Neko Miko Reimu, ai shiteru
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    [​IMG]
    HP: 90
    EN: 100

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    HP: 100
    EN: 100



    [​IMG]
    HP: 90
    EN: 100

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    HP: 90
    EN: 100


    Math (open)
    Ponyta used Flamethrower!
    -6 EN
    Crit: 7724 (need 625) NOPE
    Burn: 8712 (need 1000) NOOPE
    Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

    SPEED TIE
    Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000
    2531
    Bayleef wins speed tie

    Bayleef used protect! Shifted to ally!
    -20 EN

    Subs activate!
    Kirla used Helping Hand!
    -20 EN
    Porygon-2 Used Tri Attack on Ponyta NOPE
    -5 EN
    Dam:( 8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2)) = 15.5 = 16 * 2 = 32


    Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia!
    -4 EN
    Hit: 7049 (need 8500) YEP
    Crit: 1781 (need 765) NOPE
    Dam: (4 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2)) = 10

    Kirlia is trapped!

    Speed Tie Bayleaf >5000, Porygon <=5000
    4748
    Bayleaf won again

    Bayleaf used Light Screen!
    -8 EN
    Bayleaf is covered in a GOLDEN BOX!
    5 Actions Left Before Light Screen Dissipates

    Porygon 2 used Tri Attack on Bayleaf!
    -9 EN
    Crit: 5793 (need 625) NOPE
    Effect: 8259 (need 2000) NOPE
    Dam: ( 8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2)) = 15.5 / 2 = 7.75 = 8

    Kirlia used Taunt on Bayleaf! Bayleaf is not happy about the foul things said about his mother!
    -10 EN
    5 Actions Left Before Bayleaf Chills The Fuck Out
    3 Actions Until Kirlia gets out of the flaming cage.
    Kirlia takes 2 damage.

    Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia!
    -10 EN
    Crit: (Need <=625) 1803 NOPE
    Burn: (Need <=1000) 3395 NOPE
    Dam: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

    Kirlia is no longer trapped!

    SPEED TIE
    Bayleaf >5000, Porygon <=5000
    3383
    Bayleaf once again wins the speed tie.

    Bayleef used Body Slam on Kirlia
    -7 EN
    Crit: 7700 (Need 625) NOPE
    Para: 6480 (Need 3000) NOPE
    Dam: (6 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 4.5 = 5)

    Porygon2 used Ice Beam on Bayleef!
    -7 EN
    Crit:6089 (need 625) NOPE
    Freeze: 5183 (need 1000) NOPE
    Dam: (10 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 4) = 11.5 * 2 / 2= 11.5

    Kirlia used Fire Punch on Bayleef!
    -6 EN
    Crit: 8691 (need 625) NOPE
    Burn: 6680 (need 1000) NOPE
    Dam: (8 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 6.5 * 2 = 13

    4 Actions before we see WHATS IN THE BOX
    4 Actions before bayleaf learns words don't mean anything



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    HP: 61
    EN: 64

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    HP: 100
    EN: 79


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    HP: 90
    EN: 80

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    HP: 54
    EN: 65



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    "Luna dashes out of the gate, gouting fire all over Derrial Book! The kirlia looks utterly pissed off! Meanwhile Marluxia throws a protective blue barrier around Luna, shielding her from harm! Good thing too, as River Tam just launched a tri attack at her! Derrial Book claps to help the attack increase in mass, but it just can't break through that shield!

    Luna dashes out of the barrier, entrapping herself and Derrial Book in a cage of flames! Derrial doesn't seem too fazed, launching a insult at Marluxia, taunting him and his mother, but not before the Bayleef can surround himself in a golden cage of light! Meanwhile River Tam resumes faffing about, lobbing a tri attack at bayleef, which doesn't do much due to the golden box.

    Luna breaks the cage to spit a intense gout of flame at Derrial Book! Derrial uses this oppertunity to launch a flaming uppercut at Marluxia, who proceeds to slam him with his massive girth (you can't ignore it.). Meanwhile, River Tam launches a freezing beam at Marluxia, causing the poor thing to stagger around. That looks like it hurt!"

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    "Oooh! Oooh! I call dibs on his soul! I hope it's tasty! :3"

    Suddenly, a video plays on the TV!
  5. The Royal Guard

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    Luna-Fire Spin-Flamethrower-Flame Charge(All on Kirlia)
    If your target is Protected then switch targets
    If Torment is used switch actions to Hidden Power-Stomp-Hidden Power all on Kirlia

    Marluxia-Energy Ball(Kirlia)-Razor Leaf(Kirlia)-Wring out(Porygon 2)
    If your target is Protected then switch targets
  6. Pwnemon

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    You appear to have forgotten download (but it boosted Atk so nbd)

    you calced Light Screen wrong. a) it only cuts by 1/3 in dubs/trips, as in ingame, and b) it cuts base power, not total power.

    The correct Tri Attack a2 is [8*2/3+3+(1.5*5)-(1.5*3)] = 11.33
    The correct Ice Beam a3 is [10*2/3+(1.5*5)-(1.5*3)]*1.5 = 14.5

    you also calculated weakness wrong. In ASB, Weakness only multiplies attack power by 3/2. Likewise, resistance cuts it to 2/3. ergo the correct calc for fire punch is:

    6.5*1.5 = 9.75

    this should leave Bayleef at 54 HP instead of 57

    Kirlia: Televade ~ Helping Hand (Porygon) ~ Fire Punch (Bayleef)
    KO sub: If bayleef is ko'd by a3 (it /should be/), use Pain Split (Ponyta) a3

    Porygon: Substitute (20) ~ Ice Beam + Ice Beam (Bayleef) ~ Cooldown

    Obscure ruling activate! "This effect is capped at 5 BAP reduction for Combination Attacks." Light screen will only cut IB + IB's power by five, for future reference next round
  7. nyttyn

    nyttyn Neko Miko Reimu, ai shiteru
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    aaaaaa
    i swear to god
    these subs will drive me insane.
    assuming televade means evasive teleport and I swear to Arceus if it's some sort of obscure shit that's buried under 20 pages of rules that I couldn't find I will punch a lillipup.

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    HP: 61
    EN: 64

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    HP: 100
    EN: 79


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    HP: 90
    EN: 80

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    HP: 54
    EN: 65
    MATHS (open)

    Kirlia used Evasive Teleport!
    -6 EN

    Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia!
    Hit: NOPE!
    -8 EN

    SPEED TIE
    Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000
    2626 oh god
    Bayleef wins.

    Bayleef used Energy Ball on Kirlia!
    Hit: NOPE!
    -5 EN

    Porygon2 used Substitute! Made a 20 HP substitute!
    -17 EN

    Kirlia used Helping Hand!
    -25 EN

    Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia!
    -14 EN
    Crit:9865 (need 625) NOPE
    Burn: 4176 (need 1000) NOPE
    Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

    SPEED TIE
    Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000
    2844 how the fuck
    Bayleef wins the speed tie AGAIN :evan:

    Bayleef used Razor Leaf!
    -3 EN
    Hit Kirlia: 1145 (need 9500)YES
    Hit Porygon2: 8804 (need 9500)YES
    Dmg Kirlia: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 12)
    Dmg Porygon2: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 10.5 = 11)

    Porygon2 used ICE BEAM SUPER HYPER ULTRA COMBO ATTACK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    -32 EN
    Frz: 5949 (need 2000) NOPE
    Crit: 3329 (need 625) NOPE
    Dam: (22.5 * 2 = 45 - 5 = 40 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 48 * 1.5 = 72

    Bayleef is KO'd! Necturine eats his soul! Om nom nom :3

    Porygon2 must recharge!

    Luna used Flame Charge on Kirlia!
    Crit: 9868 (need 625) NOPE
    Dam: (5 + 3 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 9)
    Luna's speed is boosted by 1 stage!

    Kirlia used Pain Split on Ponyta!
    -25 HP Ponyta
    +25 HP Kirlia
    -24 EN

    Porygon2 is behind a Substitute with 9 HP remaining!
    Light Screen will expire in one action!


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    HP: 61
    EN: 9

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    HP: 80
    EN: 32


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    HP: 65
    EN: 80

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    HP: 0
    EN: N/A
    KO'd

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    "Well folks it seems that Luna is once again trying to ensnare Derrial Book in a flame cage, but the Kirlia teleports out of the way! Meanwhile, Marluxia tries to smack Derrial Book with a energy ball, but he too misses due to the evasive teleport! While all this faffing about occurs, River Tam quietly sets up a substitute that looks just like him, fooling the other contestants!

    Then Kirlia starts clapping as Marluxia sends out a smattering of leaves...it looks like River Tam is charging up and - HOLY CRAP people River Tam launches a GIGANTIC frigid beam of ice at Marluxia! The bayleef just can't take it, and OOOH down he goes! Meanwhile, Luna resumes her attempts to roast Derrial Book, spitting yet more flames at him. That Kirlia is going to need some burn treatment after this match!

    It seems that last attack really took the wind out of River Team as he's huffing and puffing, trying to recharge! Meanwhile, Luna rams straight into Derrial Book, dealing a small amount of damage as the Ponyta leaps off of him! It seems like she's even faster folks! Derrial and Luna glow white as Derrial seems to get healthier, Luna's flames dying down oh so little, it looks like Derrial just split their pain! The odds are against her! Can Luna avenge her fallen comrade and win this!?"

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    "ommomnomnomslhulrpomnom URRP"
  8. Pwnemon

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    great job and i mean GREAT job that round kirlia and porygon.

    Kirlia: chill ~ Taunt Ponyta ~ chill
    IF Ponyta uses Hypnosis on you and is not taunted THEN (IF you have already chilled this round, use Magic Coat and pushback) (OTHERWISE, [IF Porygon2 has a sub up use Ally Switch and pushback] [IF not, use Televade and pushback])

    porygon2: Hyper Beam (ponyta) ~ Chill ~ Tri Atack (ponyta)
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    Stomp([​IMG])
    Flamethrower([​IMG])
    Hidden Power Water(7)([​IMG])
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    HP: 61
    EN: 9

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    HP: 80
    EN: 32


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    HP: 65
    EN: 80

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    HP: 0
    EN: N/A
    KO'd

    Math! (open)
    Ponyta used Stomp on Kirlia!
    -7 EN
    Dam: (9 + 2 - 1 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 10)

    Light Screen Expired!

    Porygon2 used HYYYYYYYPPPEEEEER BEEAAAAAAAAM it is the best move ok
    -10 EN
    Hit: 8792 (need 9000) Yes
    Crit: 9971 (need 675) NOPE
    Dam: (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 21)

    Kirlia chilled the fuck out!
    +12 EN

    Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia!
    -14 EN
    Crit:5640 (need 625) NOPE
    Burn: 3075 (need 1000) NOPE
    Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

    Kirlia used Taunt on Ponyta! Ponyta is extremely pissed off!
    -10 EN

    Porygon2 used Chill!
    +12 EN

    Ponyta used Hidden Power Water on Kirlia!
    -5 EN
    Crit: 4609 NOPE
    Dam: (7 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 10)

    Kirlia chilled the fuck out!
    +12 EN

    Porygon2 used Tri Attack on Ponyta!
    -5 EN
    Effect: 6559 (need 2000) NOPE
    Crit: 5356 (need 625) NOPE
    Dam: (8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 14

    Porygon2 is behind a 9 HP sub!


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    HP: 25
    EN: 23

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    HP: 80
    EN: 29


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    HP: 30
    EN: 54

    [​IMG]
    HP: 0
    EN: N/A
    KO'd
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    "Ah, Luna gets this round started off right by delivering a vicious kick to Derrial Book's face! And Derrial counters by...lazing about. and then RIVER TOM FIRES A HYPER BEAM HOLY CRAP THAT LOOK LIKE IT HURT FOLKS! And then Luna delivers another blasting gout of flame to Deriral Book's face, who..counters by saying nasty things about Luna's mother...And then...uh, river tom seems to just be chilling out...and uh Ponyta just spat some water on Derrial Book, who's chilling out...River Tom launches a tri-attack at Luna, I guess? It's a math attack, and god this round is boring. We're cutting to commercial!"
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    "That was a tasty soul! :3 I hope I get another one soon!"
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    Fire Spin Kirlia-Stomp+Stomp on Kirlia-Cooldown
    If your target is protected swtich targets
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    porygon2: hyper beam ponyta ~ tri attack ponyta ~ thunderbolt ponyta

    kirlia: confusion + confusion ponyta ~ cooldown ~ shadow sneak ponyta

    sub: if hyper beam misses asdf
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    "Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost?"
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    "If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals... "
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    "Ghostbusters."
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    "We're ready to believe you."
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    "Right, when we last left off..."
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    HP: 25
    EN: 23

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    HP: 80
    EN: 29


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    HP: 30
    EN: 54

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    HP: 0
    EN: N/A
    KO'd
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH (open)

    Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia!
    -4 EN
    Hit: 8793 (need 8500) Nope. :happybrain:

    Porygon2 user HYPER BEAM on Ponyta!
    -10 EN
    Hit: 5987 (need 9000) Yes
    Crit: 8303 (need 675) NOPE
    Dam: (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 21)

    Kirlia used DOUBLE CONFUSION
    -14 en

    Dam: (11 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 13)

    Ponyta is KO'd


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    HP: N/A
    EN: Iunno some number

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    HP: Irrelevant
    EN: Don't Care


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    HP: doesn't matter
    EN: lol
    KO'd

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    HP: 0
    EN: N/A
    KO'd
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    "Right, Luna starts this exciting round off with a fire spin, but Derial Book effortlessly dodges it and RIVER TOM GOES IN WITH A HYPER BEAM AND OH MY GOD DERIAL JUST RAPED LUNA'S MIND SHE'S DOWN THAT'S IT FOLKS! Pwnemon wins!"
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    "omnomshlurpomnomgubbleomnomUUUURRRP"

    GLORIOUS PRIZES
    Your ref gets 5 UC
    Porygon2 Gets 1 KOC
    Kirlia gets 1 KOC
    All combatanting pokemon get 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 EC.
    All contestants get 2 CC.
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