Look at me mom I'm a referee! The Royal Guard vs Pwnemon

[nyttyn]

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLCOOOME to the ASB arena! Tonight, two contestants will be facing off for your enjoyment! Who will win? Who will lose? Who knows! Now, Necty, if you would be so kind as to share with us the information on this match...?"

"Of course!"

2v2 Doubles
Non-Fully-Evolved Pokemon
2 Days Without Posting Before Disqualificaiton
All Abilities
Switching is OK
No Items
2 Substitutions
Infinite Chills
Turn Order: The Royal Guard on odd turns (1, 3, 5), Pwnemon on even turns (2, 4, 6)

The Pokemon competing in today's match are...

Luna the Ponyta

Ponyta- Luna (F)
Nature: Mild (SpA raised by 1, Def decreased by 1)
Type: Fire
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas.

Abilities:
Run Away: (Innate) This Pokemon is quick on its feet and will evade any field traps and hazards that would harm it (Spikes, Stealth Rock, Toxic Spikes) in an arena. A Pokemon can still absorb Toxic Spikes if it has Run Away and is Poison-typed. Run Away does not allow the Pokemon to switch out of trapping moves or abilities, however it can escape other situational trapping strategies in battle.
Flash Fire: (Innate) This Pokemon thrives in high temperatures, and takes the energy of any opposing fire attack, nullifies the damage, and uses the additional power to boost its own fire attack’s Base Attack Power by two (2). Self-targeted attacks do not give the boost.
Flame Body (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s external temperature is kept at such a high level that any contact attack used on this Pokemon has a 30% chance of burning the opponent.

Stats:

Hp: 90
Atk: 3
Def(-): 1
SpA(+): 4
SpD: 3
Spe: 90
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:(15)
Quick Attack
Growl
Tackle
Tail Whip
Ember
Flame Wheel
Stomp
Flame Charge
Fire Spin

Low Kick
Morning Sun
Hypnosis

Flamethrower
Solarbeam
Hidden Power (Water, 7)

Marluxia the Bayleef

<Bayleef> [Marluxia] (Male)
Nature: Modest
Type:
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Overgrow:(Innate)When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solarbeam from 12 to 14)

Leaf Guard:(Innate)(DW UNLOCKED)In bright sunlight, the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.


Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2(-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4(+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 16

EC: 5/9
MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks:(20)
Razor Leaf
Poison Powder
Tackle
Reflect
Natural Gift
Magical Leaf
Growl
Synthesis
Body Slam
Light Screen
Safeguard
Aromatherapy

Leaf Storm
GrassWhistle
Leech Seed
Wring Out

Energy Ball
Protect
Sunny Day
Toxic

Porygon2

Porygon2 (N) River Tam

Nature: Modest (+ SpA, - Atk)
Types: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Trace: (Can be Activated) This Pokemon can copy an ability of the opponent and replace Trace for six (6) actions. Wonder Guard cannot be Traced.
Download: (Innate) At the beginning of the match, the Pokemon analyzes the opponent and downloads data that lets it deal more damage. This Pokemon receives a one (1) stage boost on the offense that strikes an opponent’s weaker defense stat. (e.g. does more damage with special attacks when facing Aggron, which has higher Defense, and attack when facing Hypno, which has higher Special Defense. For ties, Special Attack is raised.) This boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Analytic (DW): (Innate) If this Pokemon attacks after its target during an action, its attacks have two (2) more Base Attack Power.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 2 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 5 (+)
SpD: 3
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 6/9
MC: 0
DC: 4/5

Attacks:
Defense Curl
Conversion2
Tackle
Sharpen
Conversion
Psybeam
Agility
Recover
Magnet Rise
Magic Coat
Tri Attack
Zap Cannon

Endure
Ice Beam
Swift
Nightmare

SolarBeam
Thunder Bolt
Hyper Beam
Psyshock
Hidden Power (Fire, 7)
Substitute

Kirlia

Kirlia (M) Derrial Book

Types:
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

EC: 6/9
MC: 0
DC: FULL

Nature: Impish (+Def, -SpA)

Stats:
HP: 90
ATK: 2
DEF: 3 (+)
SPA: 2 (-)
SPD: 2
SPE: 50
SIZE: 1
WEIGHT: 2
BRT: 13

Abilities:

Trace: (Can be Activated) When entering into battle, this Pokemon can copy an ability on one of its opponents for 6 EN. The Ability remains on the Pokemon for six (6) actions. Trace can be reused with an action later in battle for 5 EN.Wonder Guard cannot be Traced.
Synchronize: (Innate) Pokemon with this ability mentally link their condition to an opposing Pokemon and pass on any status inflicted on them to their foe. Due to their body structure, Poison-types cannot be poisoned and Fire-types cannot be burned in this manner.
Telepathy: (Innate) This Pokemon has a mental link with its allies in multiple allies, allowing it to avoid taking damage from attacks that affect the whole field like Earthquake and Surf.

Moves:
Growl
Confusion
Double Team
Teleport
Lucky Chant
Magical Leaf
Heal Pulse
Hypnosis
Imprison

Encore
Will-O-Wisp
Disable
Shadow Sneak
Confuse Ray

Pain Split
ThunderPunch
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Magic Coat
Helping Hand

Reflect
Ally Switch
Light Screen
Telekenesis
Taunt
Torment
Thunder Wave
Double Team
Substitute

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[Stratos]

ahahahahahahahahaha

"The bible is very explicit on killing, but it's a little fuzzier when it comes to kneecaps."

Thunder Wave Ponyta ~ Taunt Bayleef ~ Fire Punch Bayleef
IF ponyta uses Hypnosis on you THEN (if he's not paralyzed, use Televade and pushback nonconsecutively) (if he's paralyzed, use Substitute (15) and pushback) UNLESS IF you have a sub up in which case ignore this action
IF Bayleef uses Protect successfully when you're targeting it THEN use Confusion (Ponytay) UNLESS IF porygon is using Tri Attack in which case use Helping Hand (Porygon)

"You look better in red anyways"
Ice Beam (Bayleef) ~ Tri Attack (Bayleef) ~ Ice Beam (Bayleef)
IF Bayleef uses protect successfully any action you are targeting it then use Tri Attack (Ponyta) that action UNLESS IF sub2 activates
IF Ponyta uses Hypnosis on you THEN (IF he's not paralyzed, use Agilidodge and pushback nonconsecutively) (If he's paralyzed, use Substitute (20) and pushback) UNLESS IF you have a substitute up in which case ignore this sub

 

[The Royal Guard]

9.9 them some large actions

All right Luna this is your first match under our team, lets make it a good effort! Marluxia, you've been in a few fights so show Luna the ropes!

Bayleef-Protect and swap it over to Luna-Light Screen-Body Slam

Luna-Flamethrower Kirlia-Fire Spin Kirlia-Flamethrower Kirlia

 

[nyttyn]

HP: 90
EN: 100

HP: 100
EN: 100

HP: 90
EN: 100

HP: 90
EN: 100

Math

Ponyta used Flamethrower!
-6 EN
Crit: 7724 (need 625) NOPE
Burn: 8712 (need 1000) NOOPE
Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

SPEED TIE
Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000
2531
Bayleef wins speed tie

Bayleef used protect! Shifted to ally!
-20 EN

Subs activate!
Kirla used Helping Hand!
-20 EN
Porygon-2 Used Tri Attack on Ponyta NOPE
-5 EN
Dam:( 8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2)) = 15.5 = 16 * 2 = 32


Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia!
-4 EN
Hit: 7049 (need 8500) YEP
Crit: 1781 (need 765) NOPE
Dam: (4 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2)) = 10

Kirlia is trapped!

Speed Tie Bayleaf >5000, Porygon <=5000
4748
Bayleaf won again

Bayleaf used Light Screen!
-8 EN
Bayleaf is covered in a GOLDEN BOX!
5 Actions Left Before Light Screen Dissipates

Porygon 2 used Tri Attack on Bayleaf!
-9 EN
Crit: 5793 (need 625) NOPE
Effect: 8259 (need 2000) NOPE
Dam: ( 8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2)) = 15.5 / 2 = 7.75 = 8

Kirlia used Taunt on Bayleaf! Bayleaf is not happy about the foul things said about his mother!
-10 EN
5 Actions Left Before Bayleaf Chills The Fuck Out
3 Actions Until Kirlia gets out of the flaming cage.
Kirlia takes 2 damage.

Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia!
-10 EN
Crit: (Need <=625) 1803 NOPE
Burn: (Need <=1000) 3395 NOPE
Dam: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

Kirlia is no longer trapped!

SPEED TIE
Bayleaf >5000, Porygon <=5000
3383
Bayleaf once again wins the speed tie.

Bayleef used Body Slam on Kirlia
-7 EN
Crit: 7700 (Need 625) NOPE
Para: 6480 (Need 3000) NOPE
Dam: (6 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 4.5 = 5)

Porygon2 used Ice Beam on Bayleef!
-7 EN
Crit:6089 (need 625) NOPE
Freeze: 5183 (need 1000) NOPE
Dam: (10 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 4) = 11.5 * 2 / 2= 11.5

Kirlia used Fire Punch on Bayleef!
-6 EN
Crit: 8691 (need 625) NOPE
Burn: 6680 (need 1000) NOPE
Dam: (8 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 6.5 * 2 = 13

4 Actions before we see WHATS IN THE BOX
4 Actions before bayleaf learns words don't mean anything

HP: 61
EN: 64

HP: 100
EN: 79

HP: 90
EN: 80

HP: 54
EN: 65

"Luna dashes out of the gate, gouting fire all over Derrial Book! The kirlia looks utterly pissed off! Meanwhile Marluxia throws a protective blue barrier around Luna, shielding her from harm! Good thing too, as River Tam just launched a tri attack at her! Derrial Book claps to help the attack increase in mass, but it just can't break through that shield!

Luna dashes out of the barrier, entrapping herself and Derrial Book in a cage of flames! Derrial doesn't seem too fazed, launching a insult at Marluxia, taunting him and his mother, but not before the Bayleef can surround himself in a golden cage of light! Meanwhile River Tam resumes faffing about, lobbing a tri attack at bayleef, which doesn't do much due to the golden box.

Luna breaks the cage to spit a intense gout of flame at Derrial Book! Derrial uses this oppertunity to launch a flaming uppercut at Marluxia, who proceeds to slam him with his massive girth (you can't ignore it.). Meanwhile, River Tam launches a freezing beam at Marluxia, causing the poor thing to stagger around. That looks like it hurt!"

"Oooh! Oooh! I call dibs on his soul! I hope it's tasty! :3"

Suddenly, a video plays on the TV!

 

[The Royal Guard]

Luna-Fire Spin-Flamethrower-Flame Charge(All on Kirlia)
If your target is Protected then switch targets
If Torment is used switch actions to Hidden Power-Stomp-Hidden Power all on Kirlia

Marluxia-Energy Ball(Kirlia)-Razor Leaf(Kirlia)-Wring out(Porygon 2)
If your target is Protected then switch targets

 

[Stratos]

You appear to have forgotten download (but it boosted Atk so nbd)

you calced Light Screen wrong. a) it only cuts by 1/3 in dubs/trips, as in ingame, and b) it cuts base power, not total power.

The correct Tri Attack a2 is [8*2/3+3+(1.5*5)-(1.5*3)] = 11.33
The correct Ice Beam a3 is [10*2/3+(1.5*5)-(1.5*3)]*1.5 = 14.5

you also calculated weakness wrong. In ASB, Weakness only multiplies attack power by 3/2. Likewise, resistance cuts it to 2/3. ergo the correct calc for fire punch is:

6.5*1.5 = 9.75

this should leave Bayleef at 54 HP instead of 57

Kirlia: Televade ~ Helping Hand (Porygon) ~ Fire Punch (Bayleef)
KO sub: If bayleef is ko'd by a3 (it /should be/), use Pain Split (Ponyta) a3

Porygon: Substitute (20) ~ Ice Beam + Ice Beam (Bayleef) ~ Cooldown

Obscure ruling activate! "This effect is capped at 5 BAP reduction for Combination Attacks." Light screen will only cut IB + IB's power by five, for future reference next round

 

[nyttyn]

aaaaaa
i swear to god
these subs will drive me insane.
assuming televade means evasive teleport and I swear to Arceus if it's some sort of obscure shit that's buried under 20 pages of rules that I couldn't find I will punch a lillipup.

HP: 61
EN: 64

HP: 100
EN: 79

HP: 90
EN: 80

HP: 54
EN: 65

MATHS

Kirlia used Evasive Teleport!
-6 EN

Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia!
Hit: NOPE!
-8 EN

SPEED TIE
Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000
2626 oh god
Bayleef wins.

Bayleef used Energy Ball on Kirlia!
Hit: NOPE!
-5 EN

Porygon2 used Substitute! Made a 20 HP substitute!
-17 EN

Kirlia used Helping Hand!
-25 EN

Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia!
-14 EN
Crit:9865 (need 625) NOPE
Burn: 4176 (need 1000) NOPE
Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

SPEED TIE
Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000
2844 how the fuck
Bayleef wins the speed tie AGAIN :evan:

Bayleef used Razor Leaf!
-3 EN
Hit Kirlia: 1145 (need 9500)YES
Hit Porygon2: 8804 (need 9500)YES
Dmg Kirlia: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 12)
Dmg Porygon2: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 10.5 = 11)

Porygon2 used ICE BEAM SUPER HYPER ULTRA COMBO ATTACK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-32 EN
Frz: 5949 (need 2000) NOPE
Crit: 3329 (need 625) NOPE
Dam: (22.5 * 2 = 45 - 5 = 40 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 48 * 1.5 = 72

Bayleef is KO'd! Necturine eats his soul! Om nom nom :3

Porygon2 must recharge!

Luna used Flame Charge on Kirlia!
Crit: 9868 (need 625) NOPE
Dam: (5 + 3 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 9)
Luna's speed is boosted by 1 stage!

Kirlia used Pain Split on Ponyta!
-25 HP Ponyta
+25 HP Kirlia
-24 EN

Porygon2 is behind a Substitute with 9 HP remaining!
Light Screen will expire in one action!

HP: 61
EN: 9

HP: 80
EN: 32

HP: 65
EN: 80

HP: 0
EN: N/A
KO'd

"Well folks it seems that Luna is once again trying to ensnare Derrial Book in a flame cage, but the Kirlia teleports out of the way! Meanwhile, Marluxia tries to smack Derrial Book with a energy ball, but he too misses due to the evasive teleport! While all this faffing about occurs, River Tam quietly sets up a substitute that looks just like him, fooling the other contestants!

Then Kirlia starts clapping as Marluxia sends out a smattering of leaves...it looks like River Tam is charging up and - HOLY CRAP people River Tam launches a GIGANTIC frigid beam of ice at Marluxia! The bayleef just can't take it, and OOOH down he goes! Meanwhile, Luna resumes her attempts to roast Derrial Book, spitting yet more flames at him. That Kirlia is going to need some burn treatment after this match!

It seems that last attack really took the wind out of River Team as he's huffing and puffing, trying to recharge! Meanwhile, Luna rams straight into Derrial Book, dealing a small amount of damage as the Ponyta leaps off of him! It seems like she's even faster folks! Derrial and Luna glow white as Derrial seems to get healthier, Luna's flames dying down oh so little, it looks like Derrial just split their pain! The odds are against her! Can Luna avenge her fallen comrade and win this!?"

"ommomnomnomslhulrpomnom URRP"

 

[Stratos]

great job and i mean GREAT job that round kirlia and porygon.

Kirlia: chill ~ Taunt Ponyta ~ chill
IF Ponyta uses Hypnosis on you and is not taunted THEN (IF you have already chilled this round, use Magic Coat and pushback) (OTHERWISE, [IF Porygon2 has a sub up use Ally Switch and pushback] [IF not, use Televade and pushback])

porygon2: Hyper Beam (ponyta) ~ Chill ~ Tri Atack (ponyta)

 

[The Royal Guard]

Stomp(

)
Flamethrower(

)
Hidden Power Water(7)(

)

 

[nyttyn]

HP: 61
EN: 9

HP: 80
EN: 32

HP: 65
EN: 80

HP: 0
EN: N/A
KO'd

Math!

Ponyta used Stomp on Kirlia!
-7 EN
Dam: (9 + 2 - 1 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 10)

Light Screen Expired!

Porygon2 used HYYYYYYYPPPEEEEER BEEAAAAAAAAM it is the best move ok
-10 EN
Hit: 8792 (need 9000) Yes
Crit: 9971 (need 675) NOPE
Dam: (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 21)

Kirlia chilled the fuck out!
+12 EN

Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia!
-14 EN
Crit:5640 (need 625) NOPE
Burn: 3075 (need 1000) NOPE
Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16)

Kirlia used Taunt on Ponyta! Ponyta is extremely pissed off!
-10 EN

Porygon2 used Chill!
+12 EN

Ponyta used Hidden Power Water on Kirlia!
-5 EN
Crit: 4609 NOPE
Dam: (7 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 10)

Kirlia chilled the fuck out!
+12 EN

Porygon2 used Tri Attack on Ponyta!
-5 EN
Effect: 6559 (need 2000) NOPE
Crit: 5356 (need 625) NOPE
Dam: (8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 14

Porygon2 is behind a 9 HP sub!

HP: 25
EN: 23

HP: 80
EN: 29

HP: 30
EN: 54

HP: 0
EN: N/A
KO'd

"Ah, Luna gets this round started off right by delivering a vicious kick to Derrial Book's face! And Derrial counters by...lazing about. and then RIVER TOM FIRES A HYPER BEAM HOLY CRAP THAT LOOK LIKE IT HURT FOLKS! And then Luna delivers another blasting gout of flame to Deriral Book's face, who..counters by saying nasty things about Luna's mother...And then...uh, river tom seems to just be chilling out...and uh Ponyta just spat some water on Derrial Book, who's chilling out...River Tom launches a tri-attack at Luna, I guess? It's a math attack, and god this round is boring. We're cutting to commercial!"

"That was a tasty soul! :3 I hope I get another one soon!"

 

[The Royal Guard]

Fire Spin Kirlia-Stomp+Stomp on Kirlia-Cooldown
If your target is protected swtich targets

 

[Stratos]

porygon2: hyper beam ponyta ~ tri attack ponyta ~ thunderbolt ponyta

kirlia: confusion + confusion ponyta ~ cooldown ~ shadow sneak ponyta

sub: if hyper beam misses asdf

 

[nyttyn]

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"Right, when we last left off..."

HP: 25
EN: 23

HP: 80
EN: 29

HP: 30
EN: 54

HP: 0
EN: N/A
KO'd

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia!
-4 EN
Hit: 8793 (need 8500) Nope. :happybrain:

Porygon2 user HYPER BEAM on Ponyta!
-10 EN
Hit: 5987 (need 9000) Yes
Crit: 8303 (need 675) NOPE
Dam: (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 21)

Kirlia used DOUBLE CONFUSION
-14 en

Dam: (11 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 13)

Ponyta is KO'd

HP: N/A
EN: Iunno some number

HP: Irrelevant
EN: Don't Care

HP: doesn't matter
EN: lol
KO'd

HP: 0
EN: N/A
KO'd

"Right, Luna starts this exciting round off with a fire spin, but Derial Book effortlessly dodges it and RIVER TOM GOES IN WITH A HYPER BEAM AND OH MY GOD DERIAL JUST RAPED LUNA'S MIND SHE'S DOWN THAT'S IT FOLKS! Pwnemon wins!"

"omnomshlurpomnomgubbleomnomUUUURRRP"

GLORIOUS PRIZES
Your ref gets 5 UC
Porygon2 Gets 1 KOC
Kirlia gets 1 KOC
All combatanting pokemon get 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 EC.
All contestants get 2 CC.