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Completed Lord Jesseus vs Tortferngatr in an entirely original arena

Discussion in 'ASB' started by waterwarrior, Mar 21, 2012.

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  1. waterwarrior

    waterwarrior

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    THE TITLE IS A LIE, JUST LIKE GLaDOS' CAKE!

    Well, at least its easier for me to ref... Now, lets see what Tort brought to abuse his hail with!

    Oh, Compoundeyes? Well then, guess who just got counter-trolled? BEGIN!

    Tort picks item and makes orders
    Jesseus picks item and makes orders
    We see which of our competitors will be a haxing bitch
  2. Tortferngatr

    Tortferngatr

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    I will take an EXP. Share.

    Also, Froslass:

    15 HP Substitute, Blizzard, Blizzard.
  3. Lord Jesseus

    Lord Jesseus

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    EXP SHARE

    Light Screen~Thunderbolt~Thunder Wave
  4. waterwarrior

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    I actually really want to see how this is going to play out...

    Pre-Round stats:

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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 100
    EN: 100

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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 100
    EN: 100

    Actions and shit, yo!
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    Action 1
    Frigid used Substitute! (12 EN, 15 HP)
    Frigid made a Substitute!

    Omicron used Light Screen! (8 EN)
    Omicron became protected by Light Screen!

    Hail -> Omicron (2 DMG)

    Action 2
    Blizzard -> Omicron (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit, 1/16 crit) 5 = no crit
    RNG roll (to freeze, <=10/100 freeze) 62 = no freeze
    (6+3+(3-2)1.5) = 10.5 DMG

    Thunderbolt -> Substitute (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 15 = no crit
    (10+3+(5-3)1.5) = 16 DMG
    The substitute faded!

    Hail -> Omicron (2 DMG)

    Action 3
    Blizzard -> Omicron (11 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 5 = no crit
    RNG roll (to freeze) 41 = no freeze
    (6+3+(3-2)1.5) = 10.5 DMG

    Thunder Wave -> Frigid (6 EN)
    Frigid was paralyzed! (25% para)

    Hail -> Omicron (2 DMG)


    Sorry for the lateness, my browser fucked up, I had to leave home...

    ANYWAYS, we begin our match here at the wintry ASB Arena... in spring (or fall for you people in the southern hemisphere)... Frigid instantly hides herself in not only the cloak of the snow, but a substitute as well! However, instead of rushing in and destroying the substitute, it appears Omicron seems to want to protect himself, as he puts himself inside a gigantic box of light!

    Aided by the hail, Frigid begins to fire off a gigantic blizzard at Omicron, who still seems to take quite a bit of damage, even with the Light Screen absorbing nearly half the blow! Completely unaffected by Snow Cloak at all thanks to Omicron's counter-trolling Compundeyes, he fires off a wicked thunderbolt, which zaps Frigid's tiny doll, destroying it on impact! It looks like the real Frigid might have to take some damage...

    Obviously though, Frigid is not going to go down without a fight, and fires yet another blizzard at Omicron, sending him flying back once again, even with the continued support of Light Screen! Now, instead of dealing a massive strike, it appears that Omicron is trying to gain an upper hand by throwing a wave of thunder at Frigid, paralyzing her completely!

    Folks, its anyone's game right now! Who will end up taking the glory?!

    Post-Round stats:

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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 85
    EN: 70
    Paralyzed (25%)
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 71
    EN: 80
    Light Screen (3a)

    Your orders, Jesseus!
  5. Lord Jesseus

    Lord Jesseus

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    Pretty sure I should have like 2 more HP but meh...

    Thunderbolt¬Electro Web¬Electro Ball
    If Bide is used successfully Action 1, replace Action 3 with Protect
  6. Tortferngatr

    Tortferngatr

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    Light Screen-Icy Wind-Blizzard
  7. waterwarrior

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    I'm not feeling creative enough today for an opening bit. Sorry.

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 85
    EN: 70
    Paralyzed (25%)
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 71
    EN: 80
    Light Screen (3a)

    SO MUCH FUCKING HAX I DON'T EVEN
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    Action 1
    Thunderbolt -> Frigid (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 2 = no crit
    (10+3+(5-3)1.5) = 16 DMG

    RNG roll (for full para, <=25 para) 9 = para
    Frigid was fully paralyzed! (drop to 20%)

    Hail -> Omicron

    Action 2
    Electro Web -> Frigid (5 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 3 = no crit
    (6+3+3) = 12 DMG
    Frigid's speed fell!

    RNG roll (for full para, <=20 para) 1 = goddamnit RNG
    Frigid was fully paralyzed! (drop to 15%)

    Hail -> Omicron

    Action 3
    Electro Ball -> Frigid (8 EN)
    Frigid- 18, Omicron- 108
    RNG roll (to crit) 1 = crit
    (15+3+3+3) = 24 DMG

    RNG roll (for para, <=15 para) 59 = NO PARA
    Blizzard -> Omicron (11 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 9 = no crit
    RNG roll (to freeze) 7 = FREEZE
    (6+3+(3-2)1.5) = 10.5 DMG
    Omicron was frozen!
    RNG roll (for duration, 1-50 1 action) 51 = 2 actions

    Hail -> Omicron


    I TOLD YOU PEOPLE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH THERE WOULD BE HAX!! And no, I didn't fuck with the RNG. This is actually what I got.

    As the now faster Omicron fires off another Thunderbolt, severely wounding Frigid yet again, Frigid moves to create a barrier to protect her, but as it first began to appear... Frigid stopped moving! She was fully paralyzed!

    Omicron, still behind his protective screen, gathers up a bit of web and fires it at Frigid, actually dealing quite a bit of damage! This web also seems to slow her down a bit... and to make things worse for Frigid, she gets fully paralyze AGAIN!

    Now with a gigantic advantage, Omicron creates a giant ball of electricity and flings it at the slow-as-molasses Frigid, dealing absolutely massive damage, sending Frigid flying with a critical hit! This time, however, Frigid is able to fight back, and sends out a gigantic Blizzard, which freezes Omicron on the spot! Looks like someone is getting revenge for those lost actions!

    Post-Round stats:
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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 33
    EN: 59
    Paralyzed (10%)
    -1 Speed
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 54
    EN: 61
    Frozen (2a)
  8. Tortferngatr

    Tortferngatr

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    EEEEXCELLENT.

    Substitute (25), Pain Split, Chill
  9. Lord Jesseus

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    this is bs :(
    nothing~nothing~thunderbolt
  10. waterwarrior

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    Sorry Tort, but you're going to have to re-order. This is no recoveries or chills match, so neither Pain Split nor chill can be used.
  11. Tortferngatr

    Tortferngatr

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    ffff

    Weather Ball-Blizzard-Hidden Power
  12. Lord Jesseus

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    THANK FUCK
    Though I'm still pretty screwed here
    For the sake of compelteness I'll repost actions:
    Thunderbolt x3
  13. waterwarrior

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    GOD FUCK DAMN FUCK. I was certain I reffed this one...

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 33
    EN: 59
    Paralyzed (10%)
    -1 Speed
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 54
    EN: 61
    Frozen (2a)

    Well, you did get two free turns last time LJ...
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    Omicron is frozen!

    RNG roll (for full para) 22 = no para
    Weather Ball -> Omicron (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 8 = no crit
    (10+3+1.5) = 14.5 DMG

    Hail -> Omicron (2 DMG)

    Action 2
    Omicron is frozen!

    RNG roll (for para) 8 = paralyzed
    I swear to god I'm not fucking with the RNG.

    Hail -> Omicron (2 DMG)

    Action 3
    Thunderbolt -> Frigid (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 12 = no crit
    RNG roll (to para) 59 = no para
    (10+3+(5-3)1.5) = 16 DMG

    RNG roll (for para, <=5 para) 31 = no para
    Hidden Power -> Omicron (5 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 13 = no crit
    (7+1.5)(1.5) = 12.75 DMG

    Hail -> Omicron (2 DMG)


    As we enter our match, you can almost hear Omicron saying "I'm cold... so. very. cold." However, Frigid, being a cold-hearted bitch like always, decides to fling a ball of energy, which quickly adapts into a ball of ice from the weather, at Omicron, dealing quite a bit of damage!

    In the second action... nothing happened. Omicron's still frozen, and Frigid gets fully paralyzed. Again. Random.org is winning this match right now.

    Finally breaking free of his icy cage, Omicron fires off another Thunderbolt at Frigid, almost knocking her into KO range! In response, Frigid fires off a fiery burst of power from inside, also putting Omicron into the red!

    With Hail up, and now free from paralysis... This match is pretty much over. Sorry LJ.

    Post-Round stats:
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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 17
    EN: 48
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 21
    EN: 55
  14. Lord Jesseus

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    Thunderbolt x3
    If Disable, change that action to Volt Switch
    If Damaging Ice Move, Sucker Punch+Sucker Punch Combo
  15. Tortferngatr

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    Note to self: Buy Torment.

    Shadow Ball+Shadow Ball, Destiny Bond, Destiny Bond
  16. waterwarrior

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    Well, here we are... Will Thunderbolt get a crit? Will it paralyze Frigid, then have her get fully paralyzed? Or will there be no hax at all?! I DUNNO!!

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 17
    EN: 48
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: 21
    EN: 55

    random.org, what will you decide?!
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    Thunderbolt of Destiny -> Frigid (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 8 = NO CRIT
    RNG roll (to para) 38 = NO PARA
    (10+3+(5-3)1.5) = 16 DMG

    Shadow Ball combo -> Omicron ((6+10)2 -1) = 31 EN
    RNG rolls = irrelevant
    ((8x2.25)+3+1.5) = 22.5 DMG


    As Frigid charges up her final assault, Omicron flings a final Thunderbolt at Frigid! As the power of random.org is infused withing Omicron's attack, it is clear who will win... as Omicron's Thunderbolt did not score or a critical hit OR paralyze Frigid! Now fully charged, Frigid unleashes a gigantic ball of shadows that sends Omicron flying into the wall of the arena! He can't get up! He's fainted!

    Post-Round stats:
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    Frigid @ Exp. Share
    HP: 1
    EN: 17
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    Omicron @ Exp. Share
    HP: -2
    EN: KO

    And now, the only balanced thing in this match: rewards!

    Lord Jesseus gets 2 CC and a loss!
    Omicron gets 4 MC (+1 from EXP. Share)

    Tortferngatr gets 2 CC and a win!
    Frigid gets 4 MC (+1 from EXP. Share) and 1 KOC!

    I get 3 UC!

    As a final note: random.org is a total dick sometimes, you know?
  17. Lord Jesseus

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    Yeah there was basically no way he wasn't going to finish me off with some combo.

    Not that it would've mattered, but for some reason I though Galvantula had the 17 HP and Froslass the 21. Oh well....

    GG Tort.

    Well

    Kinda

    Pretty fucking haxy... :p
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