GAME OVER Fearless leader UncleSam once again calls for blood, this time picking King N as the fresh catch of the day. If he cares about this lynch, he doesn't show it as he is completely silent as he is crammed into the portraificationizer. purplefingers, ribeye, and DetroitLolcat, the voters in this lynch, were stunned. "How did Sam lead us astray?" asked Lolcat. His only answer: instantaneous death. You all look stunned at the dead form of Lolcat. Then ribeye looks over at UncleSam and sees him brandishing a giant fire-breathing mecha of doom. "Oh shi-" murmurs ribeye before he is scorched to a crisp. Leaving ribeye to lurk the great beginner game in the sky, you all surround UncleSam, wearing fire-retardant suits that you pulled out of your ass two seconds ago. However, Sam still has a few tricks up his sleeve, throwing a giant spiked ball at poor purplefingers, who is immediately crushed. You are now extremely cautious in approaching Sam. And by "cautious", I mean "hiding". Sam does not like people who hide, and he immediately seeks out the few remaining players. Meanwhile, behind the mirror in the foyer, Nightmare jigglypuff cowers next to LifeAdmiral, who seems oddly calm. "W-w-w-what do we do now?" asks jiggly. "Die?" suggests Life cheerfully. "Wha-" begins jiggly before being stabbed 27.5 times in the chest. Life then trots away to join his master. Back at the giant robot, Sam manages to spot Fire Blast attempting to record a S.O.S. message on the old gramophone. Unfortunately, he doesn't get to finish before being stomped to death. Sam then makes a beeline for Dummy007, one of the last ones alive, along with Paperblade. Dummy begins pleading for his live. "No! Please! Don't hurt me! I-I'll do anything! Just leave me alone!" he screams. Oddly, it is not Sam who answers, but Paperblade. ";/" One bolt of lightning later, and Dummy is no more. Paperblade then takes his place at his master's side, the carnage having finally stopped. He stands next to LifeAdmiral, who most certainly did NOT live up to his name. Finally, UncleSam climbs out of the mecha and flaunts a small slip of paper. Initially, it looks very confusing, as it seemed that he had been a villager the whole time. But then he shreds this paper and pulls out a second slip, this one making much more sense. Together, the three ghosts reverse the portraificationizer to bring back teammate HSA, and they waltz into the bowels of the mansion to take the treasure all for themselves. Congratulations to the Decidedly Evil Ghosts for winning Luigi's Mansion Mafia Postgame when I feel like it.