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McDonald's answers to the public

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Thunda, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Thunda

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    http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions.html

    McDonald's have been accepting questions from the public with a promise to answer each one seriously - and they delivered.

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    man thunda's been pasting this into fluodome for the last hour and all anyone's been saying is <nick> hahahahaha


    these are fucking amazing.
  3. junior

    junior heard ur boyf was away this weekend, wanna meet at my place
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    that one is fucking gold hahahhaa. I lol'd so hard in #fluo. All of these are great actually.

    thunda i love you soo much (no homo)
  4. Venom

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    hahaha I'm still loling from IRC fucking gold
  5. WishJirachi

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    Black Jumper? What the?

    Anyways I can't stop loling.
  6. darkie

    darkie mfw i see alison brie
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    hahahah i loved
    soo sooo sooooooo much
  7. BlueCookies

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    Oh my God, this was great.
    I just can't stop laughing. All of them were hillarious.

    Wow, I just went to that link and there are so many great questions and answers. I think I may email them a question.
  8. chaos

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    I asked them if they supported competitive Pokemon, waiting for answer.
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    Q: Why do McFlurries fill the sad, lonely, gaping void in my life?

    A: That is a good question, but it's one that the team cannot answer, unfortunately. However, McDonald's is glad that you enjoy the McFlurry and hopes that it continues to bring a smile to your face. (January 2008)

    This one is my favorie xD.

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    Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.

    A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)

    This guy delivered as well with his question.

    Btw, i think all the questions of "something gross on my food" are not funny, you know the answer before sending it.

    This was a noble effort though.
    Q.- I heard that someone found a human penis in their big mac, is this true?
    A.-This is not true. (May 2008)
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    lets get married at mcdonalds baby, i'll get the medium fry to roll out the rings and you can get the 10 piece nuggets for the flower girl to spread
  11. Raikage

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    This is incredible

    I am definitely eating macs today
  12. Mr.378

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    I remember seeing this on one of gameFAQs social Boards. Still as funny as the first time.
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    14. Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally retarded? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.


    Ronald McDonald has been the company's Chief Happiness Officer since 1963 and he's definitely well and free as you can see at his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. McDonald's can only assume that the 'documentary' you saw was fictitious. (August 2007)
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    oh my god this is amazing

    i love you thunda (maybe homo)
  15. goborage

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    Man I wish you could rep people on these forums. You rock Thunda. As funny as the questions are, I really love the deadpan seriousness of the replies.

    Q: Why are your staff greasyer than your food (nearly). Do you have a hygiene test?

    A: Many young people as well as older people suffer from or have skin problems at some point in their lives.

    Haha.

    I submitted mine and they said they'll get to it in 2 weeks.
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    I stopped at mentally ******ed because I was laughing too hard.
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    This and the "black ronald" were the best imo

    edit: I asked a question they will get back to me in a bit. I need to remember the question though. I think it was:

    Q: Being an avid pokemon player I would like to know mcdonalds take on smogon as being the best pokemon site in the world. I am wondering if you could put a picture of me and ronald on the wall of every mcdonalds because hes the best at burgers and im the best at pokemon.

    then I put something wierd at the bottom. they will get back to me in 2 weeks or less.
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    I really enjoy this lol, I hope they answer chaos' question

    (nice avatar mastadi)
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    Asked: 'how? what purpose does your store serve?'

    Eagerly awaiting reply!
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    Missed one.

    I asked if they would sponsor scooter riders.
  22. Vidd

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    How very disappointing.
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    sent in a question asking for advice on EV spreads
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    oh my god... this was almost the funniest thing ive ever read
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    This was my fav but they were all amazing!

    Also it says Fat McDonald's above my quote :)

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