McDonald's answers to the public

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Thunda, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. goborage

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    Got my reply.

    1. Who can eat 100 Big Macs faster? Superman or The Flash? It's hard to say, since they are both fictional characters and it is highly unlikely that either of them has visited a McDonald's restaurant. In any case, the company would never recommend such an extreme diet. (Nov 2008)

    Bzzt. The answer is obviously the Flash
  2. Wishy

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    This one is still my favorite. :heart:
  3. NESgamer

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    They answered!

    3. I don't eat in Mc Donalds on a regular basis. But now that i look at "make up your own mind" answers and stuff i feel like wanting to eat Mc Donalds, right now and i'm not even hungry! Are you using subliminal messages on me?

    Thank you for your question and we're glad to hear how much you like the site. We set it up as part of our commitment to be open and transparent to our customers about our food and our business and it provides answers to genuine misconceptions and concerns our customers may have. However, you can rest assured that the site does not contain any subliminal messaging! (Dec 08)
  4. panamaxis

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    I'm very interested to see if they responded to Chaos's question about their stance on competitive pokemon. Great thread.
  5. Psy37

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    I have asked:

    Do you want fries with that?
    How do you divide by zero?
    Did Ronald McDonald vote for Obama or McCain?
    How are you gentlemen??
    Does Ronald McDonald like turtles?
    Does Ronald McDonald have a Smogon account?
    Does Ronald McDonald rape babies?
    Is Ronald for or against the banning of Garchomp from standard play?
    Paper or plastic?
    Where's the beef?
    Does Jesus eat at McDonald's or Burger King?

    I'm waiting for answers.
  6. Stallion

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    I have asked:

    I'm a big fan of your restaurant but I have a complaint. I was eating a McDonald's burger in Asia when I found what could only be described as petrified pygmy penis in my burger, and I have been put off ever since.

    Do McDonald's in Asia have the same strict quality procedures or do they just go off into the highlands and throw the midgets there into meat grinders?

    My brother:

    Are you considering to sponsor the Yakuza in their mighty cause? It is a worthy cause, and we await your response with eagerness.
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  8. bullfrogegg8

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    Thorns that is a classic.
  9. PikaPete

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    nice thorns, but question 8 on that page is far better....
  10. Vidd

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    Wow, Mike Rotch, you're one of the perfect examples of how the few ruin it for the many.

    Thanks.
  11. sumginazu

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    notice how #4 on that page is not answered at all
  12. Accipender

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    9 is pretty good too; getting them McDonalds on the phrasing!
  13. FDS

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  15. Glen

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    you might have the worst name i have ever seen lol
  16. junior

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    this was once funny but is quickly degrading in quality. I speak for thunda too when I ask, "Who the hell keeps bumping this thread?"
  17. DM

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    This.

    And this.

    Someone fucking lock this already.
  18. Fishy

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    A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book? (May 2008)

    Oh my god, thunda, I love you. Hahahaha. This made my first hour class even better, and definitely my morning more bearable!
  19. Thomas 777

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    This is The Best thread I ever read. Bookmarked XD

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