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/me message extravaganza!

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Steelicks, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    for those who do not use IRC (and you should), /me messages are used to denote actions and movements in a chat, adding a sense of realism and allowing users to do the impossible! they greatly increase the quality of the chat, as evidenced below:

    [10:52:53] * @Steelicks transforms into a toilet seat
    [10:54:25] <@CFickle> Dont be a toilet seat goddammit, youre a man, have some sense of self-worth.
    [10:54:53] <@Steelicks> :)

    anyway, it occured to me that i am better than every single one of you... thats why i have gathered a collection of some of my /me messages here. lets have a look at how i, steelicks, have evolved through the years, becoming the glorious poster and role model that i am today. =)

    [13:58:36] * @Steelicks takes Vineon's hand, and places them on my heart. "My heart will be yours... always."

    [13:59:26] * @Steelicks ruffles up Vineon's hair

    [18:23:17] * @Steelicks casts the Light of Judgment on #smogon. A booming voice roars from the heavens: "atlas. Smogon's worst user."

    [19:16:30] * @Steelicks enters the house and heads straight for the fridge

    [09:19:51] * @Steelicks sends out Pidgeot. "GO, PIDGEOT!" he yells afterwards, somewhat redundantly.

    [14:56:36] * @Steelicks gives Surgo "the official beginners guide to being an op"

    [15:11:10] * @Steelicks swipes in an attempt to take cloudaway's hand, but is out of his grasp

    [12:15:55] * @Steelicks tells Jumpman16 that "he's down with that, G"

    [16:22:13] * @Steelicks observes Vineon, with a slight smile on his face

    [10:16:13] * @Steelicks takes a nibble out of justin's meal that cloud just farted on. It tastes like peppered curry.

    [19:08:34] * @Steelicks smiles at cfickle, warming the hearts of EVERY #smogon user.

    [19:37:35] * @Steelicks brands cfickle's backside, the words "property of the Steelicks" burnt into his flesh.

    [20:55:44] * @Steelicks attacks Max without warning or provocation

    [11:09:16] * @Steelicks smiles sweetly at noiven

    [15:06:41] * @Steelicks dives at Basics, tackling him through a wall

    [15:20:14] * @Steelicks looks MoP straight in the eye, and takes his hand

    [18:59:42] * @Steelicks pushes the truck next to the SS Anne using Tera Drain, and is surprised to discover a Hitmontop underneath.

    [11:18:19] * @Steelicks teleports inside Toothache's skull, and steals his brain

    [11:19:44] * @Steelicks turns to address cfickle. "Problem, pal?"

    [14:53:00] * @Steelicks can run faster, think faster, and program faster than Articuno64. But he cannot type faster faster.

    [15:04:09] * @Steelicks offends Christian Jason by referring to how educational the Harry Potter books are.

    [15:09:46] * @Steelicks prays to the high heavens for a better life. An anvil suddenly falls and lands on his head.

    [15:15:03] * @Steelicks gets in his lollerskates. He loses control and gets hit by a rofflecopter

    [18:09:59] * @Steelicks flails around randomly and starts smacking things

    [20:35:32] * @Steelicks plucks at his harp gently, killing a Behemoth

    [09:55:15] * @Steelicks grabs BlueKirby by the scruff of his neck, and slams him against a wall.

    [14:35:20] * @Steelicks spits out his root beer in shock, with every drop landing down the back of Carl's pants.

    [14:35:47] * @Steelicks unzips his fly and somehow produces a laptop

    [14:50:13] * @Steelicks keeps a careful eye on magicalmaster2001, as he enters the deep end of the sandpit. "Stay in the shallow end, dear"

    [14:54:42] * @Steelicks tugs on chaos' cape, in a playful manner. But it turns out to be a roll of his skin.

    [14:59:18] * @Steelicks does a slow dance with natalie, much to the jealousy of Jumpman (and the apparent delight of chaos)

    [20:07:14] * @Steelicks shoots a deer because it makes me feel like a man

    [18:37:33] * @Steelicks smiles at zerowing, spraying him with acid.

    [09:53:30] * @Steelicks trips over during his run swim. But luckily he doesn't fall and hit the ground; he just floats there.

    [13:57:19] * @Steelicks slams a disco ball on the ground. "THEN LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED."

    [14:11:47] * @Steelicks imprison DoomMullet in the Water Temple for his sins

    [14:12:54] * @Steelicks swings the Megaton Hammer at Dark DoomMullet

    [15:45:27] * @Steelicks throws his head back and sneezes in goofball's face

    [09:52:36] * @Steelicks goes into zerowing's crib and urinates on his sofa

    [12:19:42] * @Steelicks takes a photo of Shiv and Noobster using his imaginary camera. "Oops! I'm out of imaginary film"

    [15:04:28] * @Steelicks watches in delight as Justin slips on a banana peel

    [15:44:14] * @Steelicks rips off his shirt
    [15:44:39] * @Steelicks puts his shirt back on, embarrassed

    [09:41:42] * @Steelicks breaks open his pillow, which is revealed to be stuffed with Justin Defeater

    [10:26:30] * @Steelicks places his nose in cloud's ear, and gives a good, hard sniff

    [17:49:05] * @Steelicks takes a bite out of the shit, mistaking it for a Snickers bar

    [13:01:17] * @Steelicks bangs his Robotic Chest and tackles Vineon

    [14:45:33] * @Steelicks trips over his big feet as he stands up to greet cloud

    [16:47:20] <@Steelicks> the elder wand is not your true master!
    [16:47:40] * @Steelicks allows Aeloius to use the killing curse on him, apparently unaware that Aelosu is actually the wands master

    [17:05:45] * @Steelicks itches, making small insects bounce from my arm into Hipmonlee's hair

    [11:00:17] * @Steelicks positions himself on the seat, wriggling his backside deeper into the chair to get more comfortable

    [11:03:12] * @Steelicks looks up a swear word in french. He then says it to Vineon, but pronounces it wrong.

    [17:04:38] * @Steelicks does a pole vault over aamto's head

    [17:18:19] * @Steelicks suddenly kicks Batpig in the face. "YOUR MIND IS NOT SET FREE. Clear your mind, and anticipate my very move."

    [11:09:14] * @Steelicks evolves into a giant boot. He walks over and kicks chaos' bottom.

    [11:10:11] * @Steelicks goes out for a quiet day of fishing. Unfortunately, the only thing he catches is old tyre chaos!

    [12:43:37] * @Steelicks gives the Hero Brownie to chaos

    [14:17:19] * @Steelicks dips his hands in the toilet bowl, and retrieves his prize log

    [15:24:47] * @Steelicks throws his batarang. It rebounds off the wall, and lands cleanly back into his hand. "Checkmate."

    [15:26:44] * @Steelicks dives under a table for cover. Unfortunately, he dives too high and hits his head on the table

    [10:39:07] * @Steelicks kisses Carl gently on the forehead, and tucks him in. "Goodnight, champ."

    [11:10:07] * @Steelicks has an intense conversation with CFickle about the possible effects Super Smash Brothers Brawl may have on American politics.

    [11:33:41] * @Steelicks captures the ghost of omni

    [11:50:33] * @Steelicks sends out Goldeen! It flops around on the floor uselessly.

    [11:59:31] * @Steelicks has a fond flashback, and smiles knowingly

    [12:02:41] * @Steelicks fumbles and drops the excalipoor as he turns to confront cfickle

    [13:30:48] * @Steelicks captures Roy in a butterfly net

    [16:41:56] * @Steelicks takes a deep smoke
    [16:42:16] * @Steelicks slaps the cigarette out of his own mouth. "You fool! Smoking kills!"

    [16:47:54] * @Steelicks punches Mekkah in the stomach, causing a baby to fly out of his bottom

    [11:47:54] * @Steelicks outstretches his arms, and yells to the heavens. "DRAGON POKEMON! GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH!" A piano promptly falls and smashes him to pieces.

    [09:14:21] * @Steelicks proves how fantastic he is by bench pressing Articuno64

    [09:15:37] * @Steelicks jumps over Jumpman16 and performs a slam dunk, proving Jumpman's "honkys can't jump" statement... VOID.

    [12:39:36] * @Steelicks jumps into the pouch of a kangaroo and makes his escape

    [17:05:22] * @Steelicks holds the Triforce in the air, it's power radiating across the land. He then fumbles and drops it.
    [17:05:32] * @Steelicks crawls around on his hands and knees trying to locate the Triforce in the tall grass

    [17:07:51] * @Steelicks pulls out a giant wooden hammer and slams Oliver
    [17:08:00] * @Steelicks puts the giant wooden hammer back up his ass for storage

    [10:09:14] * @Steelicks posts a happy birthday thread in Trou Du Cul to get DM reaaaaaaaaaaaaally mad!

    [10:54:33] * @Steelicks dives into chaos' pants

    [10:56:41] * @Steelicks looks around. "I don't see a co-oof!"... he is suddenly struck by a penis the size of the eiffel tower.

    [11:02:12] * @Steelicks builds a robot that can think, feel... and love. The robot immediately headbutts MoP in the balls.

    [10:03:32] * @Steelicks informs cloud to come closer, as he has a surprise for him.
    [10:03:41] * @cloud comes closer..
    [10:03:56] * @Steelicks suddenly pops a boner, that is so powerful that it sends cloud flying across the room.

    [12:37:27] * @Steelicks sees a bullet lying on a table. Following noob_leet's request, he promptly headbutts it. The bullet rolls down the ground but overall does no damage.

    [17:31:03] * @Steelicks reads the dictionary. Suddenly the front cover closes, and oof! His penis is trapped!

    [13:09:42] * @Steelicks grabs Justin by the back hair, and rips a huge chunk out
    [13:09:47] <Justin8649> owwwww
    [13:09:57] * @Steelicks gives it to TheLips as a valentines day gift

    [13:55:55] * @Steelicks dives for a dead bee, with his bug net in hand. He misses the bee, and hits his head on a tree. The tree shakes and a beehive falls, landing firmly on his head.

    [13:59:46] * @Steelicks sets a bee trap in Justin's pants. Instantly, 1,001 bees go flying into Justin's briefs.

    [14:32:49] * @Steelicks throws a land mine into Justin's mouth

    [14:57:08] * @Steelicks buys a plot of land on Arti's butt, and raises his family of fourteen there.

    [13:33:25] * @Steelicks places the Sorting Hat on his head. The Hufflepuff toilet seat appears in the hat and smashes his head.

    [18:16:20] * @Steelicks sniffs the air and locates cloud's punjabi. "It was behind the radiator."

    [20:51:14] * @Steelicks throws a rock at Mekkah, and hides, so Mekkah doesn't know who it is. This is known as the "Stealth Rock" technique


    unbelievably, this is only TWO MONTHS worth of /me messages (spanning last december and january)...

    now its up to you. post YOUR /me messages here for the world to see, and remember: There is no God. (also please dont debate about religion in my thread)
  2. ls

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    Can you please remove the quotes dealing with arti? They dragged down what is otherwise a solid thread.

    Anyway great effort! Youre getting better.
  3. Steelicks

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    thanks cfickle =)

    thanks a million.
  4. Synre

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    I got super lazy on this but

    [​IMG]


    I bet steelicks hides like a pro
  5. AJers

    AJers Your typical e-wench

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    Dan Stan, Stop being such an IRC slut. :( I thought we were exclusive! *sob*
  6. Steelicks

    Steelicks Come here and Battle me!
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    lets just get one thing straight Tofu: i am NOT a bard nor am i spoony!

    take my hand anita =)
  7. Amelia

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    All this from 2 months? Geez.
    I wished i joined IRC back then :D
  8. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    /me is being blackmailed into posting in this thread

    Have a nice day.
  9. Articuno64

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    don't
  10. chaos

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    hahahaha

    anyway, ill contribute to this thread tonight or tommorow :)
  11. DM

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    Oh DanStan... you're a rofl a minute!

    I will contribute later tonight, though I highly doubt mine will hold a candle to your geniusery.
  12. DM

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    Okay, let me add some:

    * @DM slaps Rock on the bum with his large trout

    * @DM dances with joy for Jason!!!!!!!!!!!

    [18:36] <@Jumpman16> ballerz hi5
    [18:36] * @DM high fives the other corporate whore present

    [20:21] <@DM> whatever, I don't care anymore
    [20:21] * @DM is pretty disenfranchised.

    [22:58] <@Carl> np: hum - the pod
    [22:58] <@DM> oh god
    [22:59] <@DM> Carl is playing Hum
    [22:59] * @DM huggles Carl

    [19:36] <m0nkfish> can i do it
    [19:36] <@DM> who is talking to who
    [19:36] <@DM> whatever it is I wanna do it
    [19:37] <m0nkfish> its me
    [19:37] <m0nkfish> do me
    [19:37] * @DM does m0nkfish
    [19:37] <@DM> 6/10

    [22:56] <@DM> my weiner itches
    [22:56] <@Aeolus> can i scratch it for you DM?
    [22:56] <@Aeolus> please let me
    [22:57] <@DM> giggity
    [22:57] * @DM opens his legs and looks longingly at Tony! Toni! Tone!

    [02:07] * @Broolucks hugs dm
    [02:07] * @DM hugs Brainy
    [02:07] * @DM hugs Hipster
    [02:07] * @DM hugs TangerMEAN
    [02:08] * @DM hugs ScarBRAH
    [02:08] * @DM hugs MATTAMOAMT
    [02:08] * @DM hugs HORNAYYRAKAKK
    [02:08] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
    [02:08] * @DM hugs Drew108
    [02:08] <@DM> PHEW
    [02:08] <@DM> almost missed him
    [02:09] <Drew108> ...
    [02:09] <@DM> sup baby
    [02:09] * @DM fondles Drew108's balls
    [02:09] <Drew108> piss off
    [02:09] <@DM> you like it
    [02:09] <@DM> don't act like you don't
    [02:09] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (http://irc.netsplit.de/)
    [[02:09] <+Tangerine> lol
    [02:10] <@DM> he can't handle the #smogon hardcore
    [02:10] * Drew108 (~Drew108@125-239-12-116.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #smogon
    [02:10] * @DM fingers Bentendo's cypress ass
    [02:10] <Bentendo> lol
    [02:11] <@DM> welcome back Drew108
    [02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
    [02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

    <@Steelicks> take my hand into yours
    [08:37] <@Steelicks> and grasp it tight
    [08:37] <@Steelicks> while i struggle
    [08:37] <@Steelicks> with all my might
    [08:37] * @DM takes Steelicks' hand in his and grasps it tight while he struggles with all his might.
    [08:37] <@Steelicks> oof!
    [08:38] <@Steelicks> not THAT tight! not tonight!
    [08:38] * @DM smacks Steelicks upside the head. "STOP STRUGGLING JACKASS!"

    [20:21] <@DM> GIMME
    [20:21] <@Broolucks> hey, kid? wanna ride?
    [20:21] * @DM chases the candy car down the street to his kidnapping doom

    [00:39] <+Justin8649> who wants to chat
    [00:39] <@DM> ohhhhhhhhh me
    [00:39] * @DM raises his hand to the breaking point

    Heh, mine are all relevant to conversations. Steelicks is way more random.

    This reminds me of a thread idea I've had for a while... I think it's nigh time to bust it out.
  13. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    this was my favorite.
  14. Clicky Pen

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    *Clicky_Pen[Death] clicks

    is the only /me you need to know about ever :pimp:
  15. Steelicks

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    rofl the Drew108 log was legendary
  16. GTS

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    Haha. Great stuff.

    Mine are basically

    /me sets mode: +b dak

    or similar.
  17. Steelicks

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    do not sully my greatest moment with your assclownery, Boy Evan! leave this place!
  18. Articuno64

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    [02:11] * @DM scoops Drew108's nutsack
    [02:11] <Drew108> your worse than the guys at my school

    hahaha
  19. Doomsday

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    One must wonder what kind of school does Drew108 goes to...
  20. Drew108

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    Son of a @($#*!

    Shiv's trying doing this to me on IRC at this moment. I'm not falling for it again.

    EDIT:
    That wasn't quite what I meant.
  21. Abmaru

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    /me touching my dog

    /me touching DRace's hair pretty boy
  22. Shiv

    Shiv mostly harmless
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    hahaha damn, i was hoping you hadn't seen this topic yet lol
  23. Steelicks

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    rofl i cant believe he posted here
  24. Atlas

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    the only memorable one ive did would have to be...

    *atlas sticks his hand in akuchis vagina and snaps his fingers. suddenly akuchi starts reciting bad poetry.
  25. DM

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    rofl Atlas

    I don't get it, how can you revap something if you can't vap it? Also,

    * DM gently runs his fingertips over Drew108's scrotum

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