little gk
competitive oosos player
Anarchy is comingBy the grace of Heaven, Emperor of Minecraft, enjoin upon ye, Our loyal and brave subjects:
We hereby declare War on the United States of Smogcraft and the Coalition of Aussies. The men and officers of Our Army and Navy shall do their utmost in prosecuting the war. Our public servants of various departments shall perform faithfully and diligently their respective duties; the entire nation with a united will shall mobilize their total strength so that nothing will miscarry in the attainment of Our war aims.
To ensure the stability of Oho Oasis and to contribute to world peace is the far-sighted policy which was formulated by Our Great Illustrious King Froks and Our Great Generals tennisace and little gk of which We lay constantly to heart. To cultivate friendship among nations and to enjoy prosperity in common with all nations, has always been the guiding principle of Our Empire's foreign policy. It has been truly unavoidable and far from Our wishes that Our Empire has been brought to cross swords with Smogcraft and Aussieland. More than four days have passed since Cobalt Cape, failing to comprehend the true intentions of Our Empire, and recklessly courting trouble, disturbed the peace of Oho Oasis and compelled Our Empire to take up arms. Although there has been reestablished the National Government of CC, with which Oho had effected neighborly intercourse and cooperation, the regime which has survived in Lotus Village, relying upon Smogcraft and Aussie protection, still continues its fratricidal opposition. Eager for the realization of their inordinate ambition to dominate this square planet, both Smogcraft and Aussieland, giving support to the Lotus regime, have aggravated the disturbances in and around Spawn. Moreover these two Powers, inducing other countries to follow suit, increased military preparations on all sides of Our Empire to challenge Us. They have obstructed by every means Our peaceful commerce and finally resorted to a direct severance of economic relations, menacing gravely the existence of Our Empire. Patiently have We waited and long have We endured, in the hope that Our government might retrieve the situation in peace. But Our adversaries, showing not the least spirit of conciliation, have unduly delayed a settlement; and in the meantime they have intensified the economic and political pressure to compel thereby Our Empire to submission. This trend of affairs, would, if left unchecked, not only nullify Our Empire's efforts of many years for the sake of the stabilization of Smogcraftia, but also endanger the very existence of Our nation. The situation being such as it is, Our Empire, for its existence and self-defense has no other recourse but to appeal to arms and to crush every obstacle in its path.
The hallowed spirits of Our Imperial Ancestors guarding Us from above, We rely upon the loyalty and courage of Our subjects in Our confident expectation that the task bequeathed by Our forefathers will be carried forward and that the sources of evil will be speedily eradicated and an enduring peace immutably established in all of Minecraft, preserving thereby the glory of Our Empire.
In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hand and caused the Grand Seal of the Empire to be affixed at the Imperial Palace of GK, Oho Oasis, this seventh day of the 4th month of the 1st year of Smogcraft 2.0, corresponding to the 2,012nd year from the accession to the throne of Emperor Jeb_.