Tournament Monotype Winter Premier Discussion Thread [See Post #132 for draft date and time]

Bushtush

UU Tour Champion
#51
The "No days till Draft Day" is announcing its fourth name on the list. By far one of the WORST players to ever touch Monotype, this user has continuously shown that they are nothing but the diarrhea of this tier, and has never done anything remotely significant in the slightest in anything he pursues. In his highest peaks,he gets to r2 of a tour. In his lowest..well, we see that very often so it isnt hard to picture. This user? ZuguBu Royale.. normally Id say "keep your head high and maybe next year" but lets be honest there isn't a next year your never getting better. The next name will be announced soon..till then, adios!
 
#52
Hello. My good friend Bushtush has his very popular "No days til Draft Day" series going, so I thought I would start one of my own, but this one will be very positive since it is the holiday season after all.

This will be titled "Must Draft Players" and each day I will be covering one or two players that you should definitely look to draft. As an individual with experience drafting in 3 MPLs, I have a very good idea of the star-studded roster I would assemble for this prestigious tournament. I will start with who I would acquire in the later rounds, the hidden gems if you will.

Hidden Gem #1 - Dirpz

Dirpz is a solid acquisition and will ensure that there are never any dull moments with your team. He will take whatever broken shit you give him and will always have a surprise up his sleeve to make sure his opponent is surprised. An important thing to note is that he will always be in his opponent's head, winning the psychological battle before the game has even begun, before a button has even been clicked, before the challenge screen has even appeared. All Dirpz's opponent will be able to hear in his or her head is the vast of array of insults that Dirpz has undoubteldy rained down upon his opponent. Some examples are "Jew" and "fgt." If we are to believe Shadestep's reference to Omnia's disabilities in MPL 3, there is no doubt in my mind that Dirpz's insults actually put my boy Entei in a wheelchair. Here is my good lad Dirpz in action:



Other than being in his opponents' heads and their teammates, I also know that Dirpz has already mindgamed some of the managers before the tournament has even began. If you have not seen this, don't worry; I have compiled this man's good work in the numerous hours I have spent preparing as if I were drafting.




Lax and torkool are undoubtedly shook from this and will likely be intimidated by Dirpz, so if you draft him you have an advantage those weeks before the matches even begin.

I hope you appreciate the work I have done and that I have been of some assistance to you. If you are not a manager but you are drafted, there is not a shred of doubt in my mind that you should tell your manager to snag Dirpz at the end of the draft. The broken teams he will spam and his memeful attacking will undoubtedly bring your team wins in the Monotype Winter Premier.

This message brought to you by the Mauville Memers™.
 

Bushtush

UU Tour Champion
#53
The "No Days till Draft Day" is now announcing its next 2 names on the list. Once again, both these players find themselves seniors in the "Monotype Bottom 20" club, and have consistently shown why they belong there. With one only achievement was managing to get ICCB while the other nuts every time you bring up the fact that he beat an established player, neither have done anything decent in anything they ever put their mind too, and since God only rewards good players, I would not be surprised if u both got ur fingers stomped on and would be unable to continue playing. Seriously, these two are some of the worst picks possible. The users? iExca and smub.. good luck getting no where. The next name will be announced shortly. Till then, ciao!
 

Eien

I'll face myself
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#55
The "No Days till Draft Day" is now announcing its next 2 names on the list. Once again, both these players find themselves seniors in the "Monotype Bottom 20" club, and have consistently shown why they belong there. With one only achievement was managing to get ICCB while the other nuts every time you bring up the fact that he beat an established player, neither have done anything decent in anything they ever put their mind too, and since God only rewards good players, I would not be surprised if u both got ur fingers stomped on and would be unable to continue playing. Seriously, these two are some of the worst picks possible. The users? iExca and smub.. good luck getting no where. The next name will be announced shortly. Till then, ciao!
Friendly reminder that making the same joke 10 times isn't very funny and gets old really fast. Also, it's one thing when Dirpz is going at his friends 'cause we all know he ain't ever serious. It's another when you're going at some dude you don't even know and actually mean what you're saying. There's a line between trash talk and actually attacking and insulting people for no real reason; don't cross it.

By the way, imagine getting 12-0d by terrors and somehow managing to get blacklisted from the room more than once but still trying to say who isn't allowed to be drafted because they're bad LOL
 
#58
The "No Days till Draft Day" is now announcing its next 2 names on the list. Once again, both these players find themselves seniors in the "Monotype Bottom 20" club, and have consistently shown why they belong there. With one only achievement was managing to get ICCB while the other nuts every time you bring up the fact that he beat an established player, neither have done anything decent in anything they ever put their mind too, and since God only rewards good players, I would not be surprised if u both got ur fingers stomped on and would be unable to continue playing. Seriously, these two are some of the worst picks possible. The users? iExca and smub.. good luck getting no where. The next name will be announced shortly. Till then, ciao!
Bro thats some shit talking dude. Chill out and its not funny anymore
 

Bushtush

UU Tour Champion
#62
Being in the esteemed Monotype Bottom 20 honestly isn't that bad when you know your favorite memer Bushtush is right there with you. With enough effort, hard work, and dedication, I can be as aids as you one day. Until then, keep pushing forward :)
Imagine getting fried even worse than Jeran and this meme still making sense...

Bro thats some shit talking dude. Chill out and its not funny anymore
Meanwhile, on Tinder:

I'll see you all during Winter Premier..O LLOOOOOOOOOOOOL NVM MYB MYB. Didn't mean to dig THAT deep. But hey as established "sitting on the sideline" users im sure you guys can make a premier league of your own!
 
#65
The "No Days till Draft Day" is now announcing its next name on the list. Once again, this player finds himself a senior in the "Monotype Bottom 20" club, and has consistently shown why he belongs there. His only real achievement is being perma-banned from the monotype room while he also managed to make an originally funny meme into another way to make himself hated even more by everyone in the community, he has never done anything decent in anything he has put his mind to, and since God only rewards good players, I would not be surprised if u get ur fingers stomped on and would be unable to continue playing. Seriously, this guy is the worst pick possible and will be banned by week 2. The user? Bushtush.. good luck getting nowhere. The next name will be announced shortly. Til next time, ciao!
 
#66
The "No Days till Draft Day" is now announcing its next name on the list. Once again, this player finds himself a senior in the "Monotype Bottom 20" club, and has consistently shown why he belongs there. His only real achievement is being perma-banned from the monotype room while he also managed to make an originally funny meme into another way to make himself hated even more by everyone in the community, he has never done anything decent in anything he has put his mind to, and since God only rewards good players, I would not be surprised if u get ur fingers stomped on and would be unable to continue playing. Seriously, this guy is the worst pick possible and will be banned by week 2. The user? Bushtush.. good luck getting nowhere. The next name will be announced shortly. Til next time, ciao!
Bushtush spent 10 hours writing that and you destroyed him in 10 seconds with his own words. That's what you call efficiency
 
#74
For those of you new to monotype, I’ve decided to create a little glossary to help get you introduced to everything related to our tier.

MONOTYPE GLOSSARY
Alliance: A pokemon league located on our local side server, it is led by Dethroner. A room often targeted by memers, 70% of their population are internet females.
Azure: See “Side Server”
Cancer: See “Dethroner”
Cunt Punched: A term used to describe getting tossed on your neck in a monotype match. Coined by Wanka.
Deadass: To be completely and honestly serious.
Dethroner: Winner of OU Rainbow Road in 2011 and founder of Alliance, this prominent user will claim your achievements as his own after you join his cult. 0-1 against Bengay.
Feelsgd: See “Xaa”
Frost: Arguably the most popular monotype side server to exist, it was shut down years ago due to legal reasons.
GoD: The Gladiators of Dare; A now extinct monotype clan, had prominent users such as Stunfisk the unbelievably terrible.
Headass: An insult that attacks the person’s intelligence
Headassery: The act of doing dumb shit
Irrelevant: A term to describe a player not as well known as you. Often used after being victimized by said player.
Lad: a male user who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter
Side Server: Any server that is not the main showdown server or smogon tournaments server. The current monotype side server is Azure. These servers tend to not last long and are home to many monotype players, memers, and scandals. (ex. Frost, EOS, Wisp, Prime, etc.)
Snake: A player who you think is sincere and nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber fueled by his own selfish motives.
Unset: A term to describe a set that you would in no way would ever consider a viable set. Often used after being victimized by said set.
Tiny ;w; : A term used to describe users who are tiny ;w;
Triggered: when someone gets offended or gets their feelings hurt, often used in memes to describe people with strong victimization
WoA: Arguably the greatest and most well known monotype clan, they are also often regarded by some members of the monotype community as the monotype mafia. They are comprised of some of the most prominent monotype battlers.
Xaa: Originating from side servers, this infamous phrase is taboo amongst most of monotype’s premier tour players.
Zarif: See “Snake”

Liable to change with additions of new words.
 
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