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My Job

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by monkfish, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. xBLUEx

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    Hahahaha. I was like no fuckin way is this for real.
  2. joshe

    joshe the best

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    ahhaha, loling. You actually had me until the last sentence in the end
  3. Mentlegen

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    I was thinking, "Ouch this sucks" then I read the line about the dog. Haha, great m0nkfish, I'm pretty sure we were all thinking you were serious until the end.
  4. nerd

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    I'm pretty sure most of us knew that. It doesn't change the fact that it was a good post.
  5. Aldaron

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    i don't understand why people think posts in this forum HAVE to be original

    if it's funny post it and laugh at it jesus lol
  6. jrrrrrrr

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    they dont have to be original, it is just disappointing to the obviously large audience that has already read a post
  7. NikLink

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    It's not whether he made it or not, it's that as long as he doesn't state that he didn't make it we all think he came up with this and attribute wit and ingenuity to him because he came up with this really good joke.
  8. Glen

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    also what the fuck velma is so much hotter than daphne are you kidding me
  9. Mountain Dewgong

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    I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!


    Edit: Real fucking funny. Umbreon Dan, do you have a problem with gay people?
    And isn't that a double negative?
  10. Umbreon Dan

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    saying "I didn't write this" would rip about 90% of the humour from it

    also

    besides that m0nkfish will never be able to hold a job so obviously it isn't his
  11. -Zer0-

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    haha that was pretty good.

    edit: guys I think its pretty obvious that you didnt get it until the last line...
  12. RobertM

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    Oh that wasn't my intent with that comment. I was responding solely to this:

    I don't give a shit if people want to copypasta. It just doesn't sit right with me to congratulate a person for something they didn't write.
  13. Diesel

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    I started getting pissed that you hadn't actually told us what your job was by the third paragraph, so I skipped to the end and ruined the surprise for myself. FML.
  14. Krul

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    I can't say anything that hasn't already been said, but well played sire, well played.
  15. Not Scicky

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    SUDDENLY, GAY AND (BAN ME PLEASE) DENOTE NEGATIVITY

    Gay (BAN ME PLEASE) is redundant as hell though :I
  16. Amelia

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    Hahaha until i reached the part where they had to get burgers everyday i was convinced and could sympathize with you. Then i reached the solving mysteries and it hit me in the head and i started bursting into laughter. Awesome post.
  17. Transmogrify

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    Bloody hell, I thought it was true till the end, then I started laughing maniacally.
  18. Dragonknight!

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    so you hang out with lesbian ugly chicks and super potheads. this tells us a lot about you. i'd say you were lesbian and a pothead also?
  19. Purg

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    Haha, this was great.
  20. Wombat Sky Forme

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    nice you had me past the end until i read some other posts
    ROFL
  21. az

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    read the last line first and ruined a good thread :((((((
  22. Tyranidos

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    Excellent thread.

    [​IMG]

    looks just like him.
  23. EspyJoel

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    You had me till that last line, good thread.
  24. VKCA

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    hahaha only got it on the last line, very good job
  25. DM

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    m0nkfish: so what you're saying is that you're the gay one

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