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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cloud, Dec 28, 2005.

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  1. cloud

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    So there we were on irc happily chatting away when chaos pastes the following!

    [EX] Ash: hi
    Mr. Fahrenheit: hi
    [EX] Ash: have you seen AshFangirl Lisa around?
    Mr. Fahrenheit: i spend all my days and nights looking if AshFangirl Lisa is around
    [EX] Ash: why?
    [EX] Ash: dude
    [EX] Ash: thats not cool
    [EX] Ash: you want to know why?
    [EX] Ash: because were going out
    [EX] Ash: so, has she been here?
    [EX] Ash: due
    [EX] Ash: *dude
    [EX] Ash: please tell me
    [EX] Ash: im not mad at you
    [EX] Ash: i just want to know
    [EX] Ash: if you like her, thats ok, but dont make any moves on her, please
    [EX] Ash: come on dude
    Mr. Fahrenheit: oh my god are you serious lol
    [EX] Ash: were buddies

    Now, being the nice guy that i am, i suggested that one of us pose as AshFangirl Lisa. Nobody else wanted to DO it so i decided i'd do it. As you probably know i am an admin on nb, and we decided that it would be humourous if i told him that i got admins by befriending chaos.

    [00:32:38] [EX] Ash: dont listen to them
    [00:32:41] [EX] Ash: dont listen
    [00:32:47] [EX] Ash: dont listen
    [00:33:15] AshFangirl Lisa uu: its ok ill ban them
    [00:33:18] AshFangirl Lisa uu: listen i have to talk 2 u
    [00:33:19] [EX] Ash: just look at this PM, ok
    [00:33:24] [EX] Ash: ok..
    [00:33:25] [EX] Ash: whats going on
    [00:33:28] [EX] Ash: oh no
    [00:33:30] [EX] Ash: no...
    [00:33:34] [EX] Ash: your dumping me
    [00:33:37] [EX] Ash: no...
    lol
    [00:34:00] AshFangirl Lisa uu: look
    [00:34:03] AshFangirl Lisa uu: i dunno
    [00:34:09] AshFangirl Lisa uu: but.. mr fahrenheit
    [00:34:10] AshFangirl Lisa uu: hes cool
    [00:34:11] [EX] Ash: what are you doing
    [00:34:21] AshFangirl Lisa uu: he gives me stuff
    [00:34:25] AshFangirl Lisa uu: and hes funny
    [00:34:28] AshFangirl Lisa uu: >_<
    see how much of an awesome fake girl i am?
    [00:34:30] [EX] Ash: ...
    [00:34:32] [EX] Ash: no...
    [00:34:32] [EX] Ash: no...
    [00:34:36] [EX] Ash: you didnt
    [00:34:38] [EX] Ash: you...
    [00:34:44] [EX] Ash: i was waiting for you
    [00:34:48] [EX] Ash: and then...
    [00:35:02] [EX] Ash: how...
    [00:35:20] AshFangirl Lisa uu: why were you waiting
    [00:35:23] AshFangirl Lisa uu: o_O
    [00:35:25] [EX] Ash: because
    [00:35:29] [EX] Ash: i was coming on
    [00:35:33] [EX] Ash: like..every hour
    [00:35:38] [EX] Ash: i was going to apologize
    [00:35:51] [EX] Ash: for not being here at 6:00
    [00:36:23] AshFangirl Lisa uu: why werent u here
    [00:36:24] AshFangirl Lisa uu: : /
    [00:36:31] [EX] Ash: black out
    [00:37:09] [EX] Ash: what did you do
    [00:37:18] AshFangirl Lisa uu: u,u
    [00:37:22] AshFangirl Lisa uu: i was waiting
    you have to make do with information as you get it - this is key if you're going to impersonate someone!
    [00:37:27] AshFangirl Lisa uu: and i battled mr fahreinheit
    [00:37:29] AshFangirl Lisa uu: and we talked
    [00:37:32] AshFangirl Lisa uu: hes pretty cool
    [00:37:42] [EX] Ash: so
    [00:37:52] [EX] Ash: you cybered him for admin power
    [00:37:55] [EX] Ash: huh?
    [00:37:55] AshFangirl Lisa uu: ..
    [00:37:59] AshFangirl Lisa uu: r u insulting me
    i'm OFFENDED.
    [00:38:41] [EX] Ash: so
    [00:38:45] [EX] Ash: could you tell me
    [00:38:46] AshFangirl Lisa uu: whos venion
    [00:39:25] [EX] Ash: and i was so happy
    [00:39:26] AshFangirl Lisa uu: hes a jerk
    [00:39:29] [EX] Ash: but, you...
    [00:39:40] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:39:42] [EX] Ash: just tell me
    [00:39:43] [EX] Ash: please
    [00:39:43] [EX] Ash: please
    [00:40:03] [EX] Ash: what were you talking to Farhenheit?
    [00:40:05] [EX] Ash: about
    [00:40:16] AshFangirl Lisa uu: just pokemon.. love... : P
    [00:40:45] AshFangirl Lisa uu: lol it would be cute if you guys battled each other ^^;;
    of course, the chat is being pasted on irc. we thought it would be funny if he battled chaos for my love!
    [00:40:53] [EX] Ash: OMG
    [00:40:57] [EX] Ash: you think this is funny
    [00:40:59] [EX] Ash: OMFG
    [00:41:02] AshFangirl Lisa uu: it'd be cute! : P
    [00:41:05] AshFangirl Lisa uu: im just sayin
    [00:41:07] [EX] Ash: why?
    [00:41:09] AshFangirl Lisa uu: who knows what might happen : P
    [00:41:16] [EX] Ash: WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE CUTE???!!!!!!!
    he's angry! : (
    [00:41:24] AshFangirl Lisa uu: iunno, i'd get a lot of attention : P
    [00:41:30] [EX] Ash: your...
    [00:41:30] AshFangirl Lisa uu: who knows whatd happen if u won ^^;
    [00:41:33] [EX] Ash: you dont even like me
    [00:41:36] [EX] Ash: do you/
    [00:42:34] AshFangirl Lisa uu: r u sayin' im not nice
    [00:42:39] [EX] Ash: you cybered farhenheit
    [00:42:47] AshFangirl Lisa uu: i didnt
    [00:42:50] AshFangirl Lisa uu: when did i say that
    [00:42:50] [EX] Ash: which is basically cheating on me
    [00:42:55] [EX] Ash: pokemon love
    apparently pokemon love means "sex chat" now
    [00:42:56] AshFangirl Lisa uu: OMG
    [00:43:02] AshFangirl Lisa uu: i sed we talked
    [00:43:04] AshFangirl Lisa uu: not cybered
    [00:43:04] [EX] Ash: what do you think it is?
    [00:43:05] AshFangirl Lisa uu: .......
    [00:43:10] [EX] Ash: no
    [00:43:10] AshFangirl Lisa uu: r u sayin i cant talk to other guys?
    [00:44:39] AshFangirl Lisa uu: ..
    [00:44:48] AshFangirl Lisa uu: i was gonnan talk to the admins about making u an op
    [00:44:53] AshFangirl Lisa uu: but u accused me of bad things
    [00:45:04] AshFangirl Lisa uu: and now ur sayin im not nice
    [00:45:05] [EX] Ash: you said
    [00:46:01] AshFangirl Lisa uu: r u gonna care everytime someone says bad stuffs about me
    [00:46:13] AshFangirl Lisa uu: r u gonna believe them
    [00:46:17] AshFangirl Lisa uu: : /
    [00:46:22] [EX] Ash: that you cybered farheniet
    [00:46:24] [EX] Ash: i love you
    [00:47:05] [EX] Ash: ok..
    [00:47:20] [EX] Ash: so...
    [00:47:27] [EX] Ash: im so sorry
    [00:47:29] [EX] Ash: really
    [00:47:41] [EX] Ash: i fell so bad...
    [00:47:48] [EX] Ash: im terrible
    he quickly goes from "I AM SO ANGRY" to "I AM SO SORRY". what a doormat : (
    [00:48:50] AshFangirl Lisa uu: u listn to everyone else
    [00:48:54] AshFangirl Lisa uu: not me
    [00:48:54] [EX] Ash: no
    [00:48:56] [EX] Ash: baby
    [00:48:57] [EX] Ash: no
    [00:51:41] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:51:43] [EX] Ash: go with him
    [00:51:45] [EX] Ash: dump me
    [00:52:21] [EX] Ash: IM GETTING BANNED
    [00:52:26] [EX] Ash: AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN
    no baby no it isn't like that!
    [00:52:51] AshFangirl Lisa uu: ....
    [00:52:57] AshFangirl Lisa uu: y r u gettin banned
    [00:53:05] [EX] Ash: why do you think
    [00:53:09] [EX] Ash: im doing what you want
    [00:53:12] [EX] Ash: im defendiing you
    [00:53:30] [EX] Ash: and now im gonna get banned while you go off with farheneith

    Continued in next post.
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  2. cloud

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    Vineon: bet that goddamn cunt ashfanbitch is cybering another admin as we speak
    Mr. Fahrenheit: ...
    Mr. Fahrenheit: vineon don't talk about her like that, we've been spending more time lately shes a really cool person
    Mr. Fahrenheit: we arent cybering though : /
    AshFangirl Lisa uu: stfu venion
    Vineon: spell my goddamn name right
    Vineon: you fucking 2 cents whore
    Vineon: nobody likes you
    Vineon: aside the ones you cyber
    [EX] Ash: STFU
    Vineon: "stfu" who?
    [EX] Ash: ok, you know what?
    Vineon: who the shit are YOU
    Mr. Fahrenheit: Lisa i'm sorry about all of this
    Mr. Fahrenheit: .. you wanna go somewhere private?
    Mr. Fahrenheit: i can setup a server
    Vineon: yeah take the garbage out somewhere else
    AshFangirl Lisa uu: chaos, this is hard already...
    [EX] Ash: STFU VINEON
    Vineon: what the fuck is wrong with that ASH random
    [EX] Ash: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Vineon: why, Im not even fucking talking to YOU
    Vineon: Im talking about the bitch
    [EX] Ash: BUT YOUR TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND
    [EX] Ash: THATS WHAT MATTERS
    Mr. Fahrenheit: lisa all this yelling isnt good for us
    Mr. Fahrenheit: lets just go somewhere private please
    Mr. Fahrenheit: .. : )
    Vineon: man chain her up or something then
    Vineon: she's loose and making up with everybody
    Mr. Fahrenheit: vineon shut the fuck up already
    [EX] Ash: ok, you know what vineon?
    [EX] Ash: STFU
    [EX] Ash: JUST SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mr. Fahrenheit: all you do is complain because she doesnt like boys with bandanas
    Mr. Fahrenheit: you think you're so cool because you run this server
    Mr. Fahrenheit: but girls dont care about that
    [EX] Ash: YOUR BEING SUCH A FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    At this point, in the main chat, Vineon insults me, and chaos defends me - I was laying the guilt trip on him. Chaos then pretends like he wants to take to me to a different server to chat - hence the following.

    [00:54:34] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:54:39] [EX] Ash: uh..
    [00:54:44] [EX] Ash: where are you guys going
    [00:54:46] [EX] Ash: tell me
    tell me so i can follow you and listen to you guys having crazy hot pokemon love!

    -- pm to me --

    The following is what he's been saying to chaos the whole time. He takes it so seriously, it's almost pathetic.
    [EX] Ash: so...
    [EX] Ash: what are we gonna do
    [EX] Ash: ok
    [EX] Ash: ok
    [EX] Ash: but..
    Mr. Fahrenheit: 'we'?
    [EX] Ash: im not sure about you and her
    [EX] Ash: ok
    [EX] Ash: ok
    [EX] Ash: but..
    Mr. Fahrenheit: but.. in the future we might be MORE than friends
    [EX] Ash: were are you going
    Mr. Fahrenheit: if you know what i mean.
    Mr. Fahrenheit: are you ok with this? i dont want to start any fights or anything
    Mr. Fahrenheit: vineon is the one you should hate
    [EX] Ash: no
    Mr. Fahrenheit: he cybered her and messed up and she got mad and wouldnt talk to him anymore
    lol oh god.
    [EX] Ash: im not
    [EX] Ash: ...
    Mr. Fahrenheit: can you believe he only lasted 40 seconds before cumming
    yeah, vineon sucks at holding it in : (
    Mr. Fahrenheit: thats pathetic
    [EX] Ash: ok
    [EX] Ash: this is...
    [EX] Ash: ok
    [EX] Ash: omg

    Back to our conversation.
    [00:56:52] [EX] Ash: ok, farhenheit said
    [00:57:05] [EX] Ash: that you guys might be more than friends
    [00:57:20] AshFangirl Lisa uu: he said tht??
    [00:57:37] AshFangirl Lisa uu: wow
    [00:57:41] AshFangirl Lisa uu: didnt no he was serious
    [00:57:44] AshFangirl Lisa uu: lol ><
    ::blush::
    [00:57:48] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:57:51] [EX] Ash: your...
    [00:58:02] [EX] Ash: your cheating on me
    [00:58:03] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:58:12] [EX] Ash: i
    [00:58:14] [EX] Ash: i hate you
    [00:58:21] [EX] Ash: you did vineon
    the truth dawns upon him
    [00:58:26] [EX] Ash: your doing farh
    [00:58:30] [EX] Ash: whats next?
    [00:57:48] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:57:51] [EX] Ash: your...
    [00:58:02] [EX] Ash: your cheating on me
    [00:58:03] [EX] Ash: ok
    [00:58:12] [EX] Ash: i
    [00:58:14] [EX] Ash: i hate you
    [00:58:21] [EX] Ash: you did vineon
    [00:58:26] [EX] Ash: your doing farh
    [00:58:30] [EX] Ash: whats next?
    [00:58:35] [EX] Ash: zero?
    [00:58:37] [EX] Ash: kite?
    i think zero and kite are from the EX clan. apparently ashfangirl is like the village bicycle - everyone gets a ride : (.
    [00:58:43] [EX] Ash: you...
    [00:58:47] [EX] Ash: i hate you
    [00:58:53] [EX] Ash: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [00:58:54] AshFangirl Lisa uu: ....
    [00:58:59] AshFangirl Lisa uu: i didnt cyber venion
    [00:59:04] [EX] Ash: oh yeah?
    [00:59:08] [EX] Ash: then whats this?
    the log gets cut off here because chaos is lazy probably, but he pastes the 40 second bit from his chat with chaos.

    [EX] Ash: i fuckin hate you
    [EX] Ash: your nothing to me
    [EX] Ash: FUCK OMF
    and that's the moment i figure his heart breaks :(


    The following is a conversation chaos had with Chazz the next day

    [EX] Chazz: havin fun with Lisa
    Mr. Fahrenheit: she came to visit me today
    [EX] Chazz: good for you
    [EX] Chazz: oh
    [EX] Chazz: i hope you know that she's cheating on you
    [EX] Chazz: i asked vineon, and he said he cybered her
    [EX] Chazz: and he's pissed that she's doing it to both of you
    Mr. Fahrenheit: cybering is for losers
    Mr. Fahrenheit: when i said 'visit' i didnt mean we were talking over the internet ;(
    THE NEXT LEVEL
    [EX] Chazz: mhm
    [EX] Chazz: sure
    [EX] Chazz: ok
    [EX] Chazz: i believe you
    [EX] Chazz: and did you 2 guys fuck or what?
    [EX] Chazz: and i meant guys
    [EX] Chazz: not just them
    Mr. Fahrenheit: and when you mean 'guys' do you REALLY mean that you're jealous that you are no longer cybering another guy
    hahahaha
    [EX] Chazz: i meant males
    [EX] Chazz: no
    Mr. Fahrenheit: because thats what it looks like!
    [EX] Chazz: he never tried to cyber me
    [EX] Chazz: but, im sure he has fucked you
    [EX] Chazz: cause your like that
    Mr. Fahrenheit: ok fatty thats enough out of you
    [EX] Chazz: mhm thats why i placed number 2 at my state cross county meet
    [EX] Chazz: if i was fat how could i do tht
    [EX] Chazz: huh?
    my claims of real life endeavors are all true!
    Mr. Fahrenheit: more like you placed number 2 at your state oreo eating meet so unfortunate your mother beat you! hahah!

    There's a bit more to the story that I'll add later - in which I assume the role of [EX] Ash, and approach Ashfangirl! But the moral of the story is that online relationships suck. They never work out, and even if they look like they might, someone else'll screw it up for you :(
  3. jpchato

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    The first post is hillarious and the second post is just pathetic. Pretty funny read.
  4. havoc

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    this was so good it required posting 4 topics!
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    shut UP
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    hahahaha awesome
  7. chaos

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    I loved this it was so hilarious, we were all loling irl on irc
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    the best thread ive seen for a long time, rofl
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    How can so much retardedness be inside one person? It just doesn't make sense. You HAVE to think tat guy was a gimmick.... cos if not... wow.
  10. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    Aww, how sweet..

    Have a nice day.
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    lol gg chaos
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    Wait, cloud that was YOU I battled? All this time I though Ashfangirl was some random noob like angelbunni
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    Nice one.
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    chaos told me this in pm yesterday, this is funny shit lol.
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    oh my god i was loling all the way through this

    a great thing though was when i saw the real ashfangirl the next day and i quickly noticed how great cloud played her hahahahaha.
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    omfg rofl! That is so gg, I cant believe it
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    TAP THAT SHIT
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    there IS a real Ashfangirl

    also lol, that dude totally made that up, I never talked to him.
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    This is some of your finer works ::applauds::
  20. Neutral777

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    I just want to say that cloud has every last bit of eprops I can give. Like, this is beyond funny.

    I haven't lol'd this hard since the thread about ideas that sounded good but turned out to be crap.
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    This topic inspires me.
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    haha, awesome read
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    Rofl that was awesome
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    After reading that again, I laughed almost as hard as when we talked about it on IRC. That was classic
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    rofl.
    This is why i like coming to this place. :)
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